My name is Dazai

Mori Ogai's face was deformed by Alice's push.

"Hey." The leader Jae said to Tangun regretfully, "Look, Tangun, the perverted uncle will be punished after all."

Then he turned to Mori Ogai and said, "Unlike me, as long as I say kiss to Tangun, he will definitely kiss me."

"Tangun, can you kiss me?" The leader Jae turned his face to the side, waiting for Tangun to take the initiative to kiss him.

Tangun didn't like doing this kind of thing in front of a bunch of strangers, but he didn't want to embarrass Tsushima. Although he rolled his eyes frantically in his heart, he still kissed Tsushima.

"Dazai-kun, you can't say that. After all, people will grow old... Well, by the way, is Dazai-kun older than Tangun?" Mori Ogai could tell Tangun's age and body at a glance His temperament is that of a junior high school student, "When the time comes, to Tangun, Dazai-kun will be an uncle."

"Even if Tsushima becomes an uncle, he must be very handsome." Tangun defended Tsushima, "and he will not be abnormal."

Mori Ogai: "..."

That's right, what Dazai said earlier was "uncle pervert".

"Akutagawa-kun and Higuchi are here too." Mori Ogai looked at the manuscript paper that the leader Jae placed on Tangun's chest. As a good hand at throwing the scalpel, his eyes were very good, and he could tell at a glance that it was book.

...He really didn't expect Akutagawa to do such an operation.

"Is this a book exchange meeting? Am I bothering you?" The leader Jae shook his head with a smile: "Mr. Mori came to see me for what?" He stood up from Tangun.He didn't believe that it was a coincidence that Mori Ogai came here at this time on purpose, and he would feel much safer if he was exposed here.

Although Mori Ogai is on a tie with Fukuzawa Yukichi, he defines himself as a brain school.

The leader Jae's dislike for Mori Ogai is real, but at the same time, he actually respects Mori Ogai a little bit, after all, he is a person who can cheat him.For such people, even if you don't respect them, you must be vigilant.

Tangun saw that Mori Ogai's mood fluctuated quite a lot, and if he kept controlling him and not letting him move, he would also feel very disturbed.

When to hold the cat and when to let go of the cat, the leader Zai has already figured it out very well.

"I seemed to scare Tangun before, so I'm really sorry." Mori Ogai looked at Tangun with a smile, "It feels like Tangun has come back, so why don't we visit you together?"

"Oh, actually, I don't really want you to visit, Mr. Mori." The leader Jae looked at Tangun who was vigilant and his muscles were tense.

The leader, Jae, wanted to reach out and pat Tangun on the back, he believed that this vigilant white cat would definitely explode and jump up.

But at a time like this, it's better not to tease Tangun.

Mori Ogai also noticed Tangun's vigilance, and he didn't rush into his topic: "Can I have a look at the notebook drawn by Akutagawa-kun?"

He doesn't care whether Tangun Ha is afraid or not, but if he wants to continue talking to the leader Jae, then Tangun's tense attitude will definitely make the leader Jae lose interest in talking to him—if he really cares about him .

"Okay." The leader Jae reached out and handed the manuscript paper in Tangun's arms to Mori Ogai.

Mori Ou turned over to look at the manuscript paper, and even squatted down to read it with Alice.

Tangun was almost overwhelmed, how on earth could Tsushima show his own notebook to others without hesitation?

"Akutagawa-kun's body paintings are a bit distorted, not as natural as Dazai-kun's paintings." Mori Ogai commented, "But it looks very bloody. It's a pity that my hunting range is under 12 years old."

"Actually, if Dazai was an uncle, this book would probably be more interesting." Alice commented, she is a staunch junior party member.

"That is, after all I have Tangun as a model." The leader Jae said proudly.

Akutagawa looked at Tangun, Tangun stretched out his arms to hug him, he was a little afraid that Akutagawa, who had a single mind, would tie him up and strip him naked, and make him a nude model.

"Does Alice like Uncle?" Mori Ogai's eyes sparkled.

Alice looked at Mori Ogai with disdain for a while, and then sneered: "As long as it's not Rintaro's uncle, he seems to be fine."

"But I have eight-pack abs! Can other uncles do it?" Mori Ogai wailed.

"President Fukuzawa of the Armed Detective Agency should also have eight-pack abs?" Alice thought of another person in a second.

Mori Ogai spared no effort to smear his old opponent: "He is wearing clothes that look like he has no stomach, but in fact his abdominal muscles are all glued together when he gets older, unlike me."

"Mr. Dazai, should you do the same when you are drawing Akutamoto?" Mori Ogai and Alice's normal life did not pause, and they heard Akutagawa say such words.

Mori Ogai: "...Oh ho." Seriously, sometimes he can really understand why Dazai-kun doesn't like Akutagawa, and this one-sided behavior will mess up Aba's beautiful plan.

"It's just that I won't scratch my head and pose like him, can Mr. Dazai teach me?" Akutagawa's tone was sonorous and firm.

Tangun's emotions were very complicated, but in the end he could only say: "...I don't know how to flirt."

If it were another person, Tangun would probably say that you are so flirtatious, and he would feel a strong sense of crisis with the green top of his head, but he knew that Akutagawa didn't say this out of a dirty heart, he didn't care about Dazai. Other thoughts, his thoughts are actually inexplicably simple, he just wants to crowd out other people's ranking in Dazai's heart and let him take the top position.

Just like elementary school students who want to be the best students of their teachers, they try their best to show that they don't have the idea of ​​being teachers' wives, they just want to be the best students.

Akutagawa's brain is too single-minded in this regard, which makes his speech sound full of something wrong.

The expression of the leader Zai was like being fed a large spoonful of ice cubes in winter.

Mori Owai opened his mouth wide: "As expected of Akutagawa-kun."

Higuchi blushed with anxiety, as if she would say that she was willing to contribute to Akuhimoto in the next second.

After Tangun got together with Tsushima, he sometimes went out with him, and some girls were attracted by him, and thus became unilaterally hostile towards him. Those times were actually considered Shura field.It's just that Tangun's mentality is very stable, he can even think about what to eat for dinner.

It's just that Tangun has never seen such a stomach-acheing Shura field, every place is full of people want to complain but always feel that something is wrong.

"Mr. Mori came here to ask us about the situation in that world." Even the leader Zai really has nothing to do with this situation, he can only resort to the great method of changing the subject.

"Is it Tai Akumoto suggested by Dazai-kun?" Mori Ogai did not answer, but asked Akutagawa curiously.

"I will prove to Mr. Dazai that Tai Kui is the best CP!" Akutagawa was as serious as an oath.

Tangun kind of wanted to see Taekabon.

The leader Zai narrowed his eyes slightly, and a warm smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Mori Ogai accepted it as soon as he saw it: "I heard before that when Tangun came here, he dressed up like you, and you still dressed up like someone else, what are you playing?"

"It's cosplay. Tangun is actually about the same size as me, so I just let him wear my clothes."

Mori Ogai looked at Tangun, thinking that he looks stronger than Dazai-kun.

Tangun was thinking about what Dazai said.

"Dazai-kun's clothes?" Mori Ogai didn't tease Dazai, he had no doubt that if he did, Dazai would slam the door without shame, "Black windbreaker and red scarf clothes?"

Dazai treated him very badly.

"That's right, is there any problem with Mr. Sen?" The leader Zai turned his back on the light, which made his eyes look a little scary.

Tangun confirmed that Tsushima wanted to wear the vest from head to tail.

"What about me?" Mori Ogai acted as if he didn't know what Tangun said to the members of the Armed Detective Agency, maybe he knew it, but he probably didn't believe it either.

"Uncle is probably dead, right?" The leader tilted his head and looked up. He stretched out a finger and placed it next to his face. The gesture was quite cute, but this could not conceal the ferocity of his speech.

Mori Ou took the takeaway and nodded.

Tangun saw that he accepted it quickly, and looked at him somewhat unkindly.

It is because in the eyes of Mori Ogai that Dazai has no extra emotion, so many tragedies have been caused.

annoying guy.

Mori Ogai noticed Tangun's eyes, and Tangun did reveal something, for example, Mori Ogai was not dead in his eyes.

But would Mori Ogai believe it?

Is it weird to hide your true self from the person you are in love with?Dazai is also very skilled at lying.

"Is that so, then Dazai-kun is also the leader?" Hearing Mori Ogai's words, Akutagawa looked at the leader Zai with brighter eyes, and Higuchi looked to the other side with puffed cheeks. If the leader is Dazai Zhi, she thinks the port mafia is going to end, "Then tell me something about the port mafia, okay?"

"What is Mr. Sen talking about? Do you think I care about the port mafia?" The leader rubbed his chin.

Tangun listened to Tsushima and Mori Ou arguing without any hindrance. He was already drowsy from his vigilance at the beginning, probably because he had consumed too much energy before, which caused him to have no energy now.

Mori Ogai and Tsushima grinded a little bit there, and sometimes the two of them talked like "listening to what you have to say, like listening to what you have to say" without nutrition.

"Is Tangun hungry?" The leader Jae heard Tangun's stomach growl.

"Ah? I'm fine, Tsushima, talk slowly." Tangun's stomach growled as he dozed off. There was no way he would leave Tsushima.Both Mori Ogai and Akutagawa are so dangerous, Egg Oh, just leave him here as an ordinary person, Tangun thinks that he can't do it.

"Okay, Mr. Mori, let's go." The leader Jae pushed Tangun into the door, and turned around himself.

At this moment, a hand suddenly touched him.

Alice disappeared into thin air.

Mori Ogai looked up at him: "Dazai-kun is really Dazai-kun..."

The leader Zai sneered.

How could the cunning and cautious Mori Ogai dare to say that he is Osamu Dazai without confirming it?No matter how much you say, it is better to try it out.

He reached out and took the drawing out of Mori Ogai's arms.

Tangun turned around, but just missed the scene of Alice disappearing. He heard Mori Ogai's words, but instead thought that it was Dazai who told him that it was useless?

Also, why haven't you forgotten those notebooks, Tsushima?

For the next few days, Tangun and Tsushima stayed in the room without going out.

The food that Tangun bought at one time before was almost enough.

Tsushima was drawing a book on his eyebrows, and Mori Ogai came to knock on the door again, neither of them paid any attention.

After waiting for him to finish drawing the notebook, the leader Jae stretched out: "Tangun, shall we go back?"

Tangun paused, then turned his head to look at the leader Zai suddenly: "What are you talking about?" "The reading is already over, let's go back." The leader Zai took out a book.

"What do you mean it's over long ago?" Tangun didn't forget the keyword he heard from the leader Jae.

"I can go back a few days ago, but I still have a book to catch up, so I want to work hard." The leader Jae extended his thumb.

Tangun clutched his chest: "Do you know how I got by these days?"

"Ah?" The leader put the last page of manuscript paper into the scanner, and then started to adjust. After a while, he finished, and then started to print the book with the printer.

The equipment in this apartment is quite complete.

The leader Jae asked perfunctorily: "How's it going?" "Do you know how afraid I am of the port mafia breaking in? The sooner we go back, the sooner we will be safe!" Tangun wished he could bite the leader Jae.

"I will protect Tangun." The leader Jae rubbed Tangun's head.

"...that's quite empty." Tangun said angrily.

The printer starts printing the paper page by page.

"How long do we have to stay?" Tangun looked at the paper, feeling very anxious.

"Is Tangun in a hurry?" the leader Jae asked.

"How could you not be in a hurry?" Tangun asked back.

"Great, then I'll leave the binding of the book to you!" The leader Zai Yi clapped his hands, "If you're in such a hurry, let's print fifty copies... no, sixty and let's go."

"Why can't we go now?" Tangun had left his own world for a long time, and now he was about to return home.

"If we go back now, this gift book won't be able to keep up with the manga exhibition." The leader Zai said naturally.

Tangun: "...Are you serious?"

His black cat turned into a dog intermittently.

At this time, he was really still thinking about his notebook.

"Speaking of which, Tsushima, how did you get here?" Tangun, who had never been able to hold back Tsushima, resigned to his fate. He helped bind the binding, and suddenly remembered an important matter.

"Did Tangun think of asking this kind of thing? Although I know that Tangun is not very curious, but I have never asked me before." The leader Zai sat aside and watched Tangun's binding. eating ice cream.

He reapplied his makeup and dressed up as the Wenhao Tan of Wenlian. It seemed that he was still thinking about the manga exhibition.

Tangun felt that he looked like a black hearted boss.Squeezing his beauty also squeezed his labor.

"Before, there was always a feeling that you can do anything, Tsushima, so I naturally felt that this kind of thing is reasonable, so I didn't think about asking this question." Tangun just nailed it, and he didn't think it was necessary. What's the problem, what more do you want from a free bonus book?

"Facts have proved that you can indeed, and compared to how you got here, I feel at ease when I see Tsushima, and I don't want to ask anything." Tangun thinks this is probably one of the reasons why he forgot to ask, "Tsushima is just like Dazai, it feels inexplicably confident."

The leader Jae put down the ice cream and watched Tangun nail up the last book. In fact, there are 61 books here. He left one on the table and seemed to write something on it.

Tangun looked over with his head.

"My Tangun is super cute, but you don't have one anyway."

This word is very provocative.

"Is it reserved for Dazai-san?" Tangun really doesn't know why Tsushima hates Butei-zai so much, when he talked about cosplay before, he was obviously so active in letting him cosplay the leader Zai.

Disgusting and not annoying, sometimes Tsushima's brain circuits are really elusive.

"It's for the guy from the Armed Detective Agency."

The leader Jae watched as Tangun picked up the sixty books, and then picked up a book. He held Tangun's hand tightly: "Shall we go back?"

Tangun fell on the carpet, and the notebook was caught by one hand.

The person who caught the notebook looked down at Tangun. He had orange hair, was tall like a middle school student, and wore a hat on his head.

... Nakahara Chuya Tangun noticed the decorations around. Anyone who has seen Wenye may be familiar with this place. This is the office of the head of the port mafia.

Tsushima made a mistake in time travel, "Boss, you really are a pervert." Nakahara Chuya looked at the notebook, then at the person next to Tangun, sneered, and put all the notebooks on the desk.

Is this Wenye's beast line?

Tangun felt that his hand was still holding Tsushima, he was nervous and relieved at the same time.

At least Tsushima is still with him.

A person rolled over and fell on Tangun's body, with his two hands resting on both sides of Tangun's head.

That person was Tsushima.

Tsushima looked at Tangun with a smile: "Welcome back to our world, Tangun."

He looked at Tangun who seemed unresponsive, and repeated: "Well, our world."

Tangun was sitting in the car of the port mafia before he could react, he changed into the clothes of the leader Jae again, and now Tsushima was sitting opposite him and doing his makeup.

"I said, Dazai, you dress him up like this, it looks like you're a double for you." Nakahara was also caught by Tsushima as a driver.

That's how idle the port mafia is these days.

"What's the matter, if I go to the manga exhibition, I will have too many doubles." Tsushima now pinned Tangun's head and drew eyeliner on him.

Tangun didn't dare to catch his breath, and he waited for Tsushima to finish drawing him before he let out a breath: "Tsushima, I'm not crazy, am I?"

"No." Tsushima put on the eyeliner, "I'm 'Boss Jae'. I wrote 'Wen Ye' based on the content in the 'book'. That's right, the production company is the Port Mafia."

Then he laughed: "After all, our world and Tangun's world merged with your current world a few years ago, and everyone knows the relationship between 'I' and Wenhao, and I can't fight anymore, and you are also interested It has become so idle. Verlaine has also returned to France."

Tangun glanced at Nakahara Chuya who was driving, and thought that he didn't seem to be very free. He was still being ordered by Tsushima, and at most he wasn't on a business trip.

"Is it really okay for you to do this?" Tangun always felt that the leader Jae's decision seemed to be making trouble.

"The struggle is largely due to the fact that Yokohama is a concession, and the state of the two worlds is completely different. And the whole world knows about this matter, what can we do? Watching writers from all over the world fight back and forth? "Tsushima said while putting on Tangun's makeup, "In short, as long as there is no fight, it's easy to talk about."

"So anime is real." Tangun suddenly remembered what Ranpo told him earlier.

Turns out the clown was himself.

"Hmm." Tsushima nodded.

"There are also armed detective agencies," Tangun continued to ask.

"Of course, but people in Yokohama think it's based on their urban legend." The armed detective agency is still an armed detective agency.

"I'll take you here." Zhong also stopped the car.

Tsushima got out of the car, opened the door, and pulled Chuya down: "Chuya, here you are, let's play together~" A person came out from the side, got into the car and drove away.

Nakahara also immediately realized that this was Dazai Osamu's conspiracy.

After Tsushima pulled him down, he took Tangun's hand and ran away.

Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth, and then he heard a girl holding a camera and looking at him with bright eyes: "Are you cosplaying Nakahara Nakaya?"

"..." Zhong also pushed down his hat, "Yeah."

He can't bear this kind of sincere enthusiasm... By the way, what is he cosplaying himself!

"Can we take a photo together?" the girl asked urgently.

"Okay." Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, he had never been to this kind of place.

"I want it, I want it!" Originally, the people who listened with pricked ears agreed after hearing it, and they all rushed over at once.

Zhong was also taken aback, but he didn't refuse until...

An otaku who took pictures of girls said: "It seems that there is no makeup, but it is really restored, even the height is the same. Could it be a girl who is cross-dressing?"

"What are you talking about! Bastard!" Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his fist.

Who is a girl? What is height restoration?And does his voice sound like a reverse string?

If he hadn't restrained himself, he would have punched this guy into the ground.

The otaku took a step back.

The girls who took the photo next to me didn't know who started it, they said in unison: "I'm still in the growth period!"

Zhongye: "...grass."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!" Tsushima patted his thigh.

Although the comic exhibition has already started, but now there are many people crowded over.

Kitagawa-san has already gone shopping, and it is not easy for her to help them look at the stalls and explain their situation.

"Thank you for coming." Tangun said as he collected the money, he turned to see Tsushima sitting on a chair and laughing.

"Chuya, that idiot of Chuya!" The bug that Tsushima put on Chuya obviously received satisfactory results.

The girl who happened to be in line looked at this scene: "A notebook."

"Shenghui [-] yuan." Tangun took the money and handed the book to the other party, "This is a gift for the top sixty."

The girl took the book, but didn't leave in a hurry: "Well...are you ooc?" "Huh?" Tangun was so busy that he forgot that he was still cosplaying, and his current state is completely working in a shop, "Excuse me Any questions?"

"That...is really weird." The girl looked at Tangun wearing the "chief jae" attire, "Although the chief jae is a social animal, I always feel that he won't sit here so honestly like a shop assistant. work."

Tangun: "...Oh." That's right, so your leader Jae is fishing in the back.

"On the contrary, I feel that 'Tan' may do such a thing as a normal person." The other party continued.

So normal people are working.Tangun complained in his heart.

"Shouldn't the roles of the two cosplayers be changed?" The girl looked at Tangun and Tsushima, "'Tangun' is selling books here, and 'Boss Jae' is fishing behind."

Tangun couldn't help it: "Shouldn't he be the one who should be blamed at this time?"

The other party opened his mouth wide, and let out an "ah" as if he had just realized it.

The person in the back row of her probed: "Can you hurry up, this is called attacking favors."

Tsushima, who had been leisurely looking at Tangun in the chair, suddenly sat up straight.

"Sorry, sorry." The girl stepped aside quickly, but didn't leave.

Tsushima tugged at Tangun's clothes, looked at Tangun, "Which one of us is on top?"

Tangun: "..." You don't want to say you're down there, but don't force me to say I'm down there!

Tsushima pretended to choke, and showed an expression like a wet cat: "Who's on top?"

The girl at the beginning stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.

"You're up there, you're up there!" Tangun couldn't bear his pitiful look, who could bear it!

"Wow—" the people around were in an uproar.

Although I don't know if this is a performance, but there are people who buy BL books around, so I'm so excited about this kind of scene that I want to roll.

"Well, so this lady, that's it." Tsushima calmly sat back down again, "I can't help it, he is willing to spoil me."

The girl saw that Tsushima was talkative, so he said loudly to her: "Then you are a scumbag!"

"Honey~" Tsushima continued calling Tangun.

"Not scum... right?" Tangun rolled his eyes.

Tsushima spread his hands and shrugged, looking smug.

Tangun saw that there was only one book left in the book that he had arranged to sell this morning, and because there was a queuing guide, he was the last person left in front of him.

"I want a copy." The person in front of him looked like a social animal. He looked as if he lacked sleep, and took out his wallet from his pocket.

Tsushima, who was fishing from behind, stood up and put his arms around Tangun: "What do you want to do to my Tangun?"

She animal sighed and raised his head: "I just want to get in touch with you again... Dazai."

Tangun noticed that when he said this, his eyes were not looking at him who was dressed as the leader Jae, but precisely looking at Tsushima.

It's someone I know... Tangun looked at the mole on the corner of his mouth.

Ango Sakaguchi.

"Then why are you buying the notebook?" Tsushima suddenly became vigilant.

It doesn't matter to show others how cute Tangun is, anyway, they are not the same kind of people, Ango Sakaguchi and him are considered to be in the same circle.And to be honest, if there is no Dazai, Tangun and Ango Sakaguchi may have the most CP sense.

Mr. Shehu was taken aback for a moment, he stepped back, looked at the poster hanging under the table, and widened his eyes as if frightened.

On the poster, the two bodies that are partially exposed and fully exposed in other places are so conspicuous.

Retired full-time book artist of the port mafia boss!

Ango Sakaguchi has nothing to complain about.