My name is Dazai

In the end, it was Dazai who helped Tangun take a bath.

Mainly because Tangun felt very confused about things like body wash, shampoo and conditioner, and kept asking.

Dazai has no female characters who can help, and Alice's skin is actually an uncle, which Dazai thinks it's better to let him do it himself.

"Tan-chan, have you learned how to take a bath by yourself?" Dazai buttoned up Tangun's clothes. The clothes belonged to him. He didn't expect to find Tangun before, so naturally he didn't prepare in advance.

"Yeah, I got it." Tangun's hair was still dripping.

Dazai looked at Tangun's hair, feeling slightly regretful.

Tangun’s hair was knotted before, and he cut it mercilessly. He couldn’t help thinking that if he was a little more careful, could Tangun’s hair be neater? After all, girls should love beauty , and cut her hair short all of a sudden, isn't it inappropriate for the longest part to reach the shoulders?

But when he thought about it again, it seemed that Tan Jiang really didn't care about such things. Although her hair was cut like a dog gnawing on it, her attention was not on dressing up at all, but on getting into his bed.

Although Mori Ogai looks like a sloppy uncle on the surface, he is a doctor by profession. His sloppiness is limited to uncombed hair and unshaven beard, but his clothes are absolutely clean.

And in his small clinic, things might be messy, but never dirty.

...Wait, get into his bed?

Dazai looked at Tanchan who had already got into the bed. Tanchan was wearing a cat-gnawed hair of different lengths, looking at Dazai with blue eyes: "Can't I sleep here?"

The white cat, which is quite good at reading people's faces because of wandering, sensed that Dazai's mood was not right, and there was a faint tendency to explode.

Dazai remembered that he had said to Tangun in order to abduct the cat, "I will give you half of my bed."

That sentence was made on the basis that Tangun was a boy, but now Tangun is Danchan, which seems a bit inappropriate.

It's just that if you want to take back your promise...

"No, no, Tan-chan sleeps here." Dazai said in his heart what's the point, anyway, whether it's Tangun or Tan-chan, it's all his, and he won't give it to anyone else.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door: "Dazai-kun~ Dazai-kun~ are you there? I seem to hear the sound of taking a shower."

Dazai's expression twisted, what kind of perverted lolicon is this?He even heard the sound of taking a shower.

Tangun looked at Dazai, and Dazai didn't hesitate whether the people outside the soundproof door could hear his voice: "Tan-chan, remember, the uncle outside is a pervert, and this pervert likes to target the cute ones around him the most. Little Loli started, so Tanjiang must not talk to him, or even be polite to him."

"Oh..." Tangun nodded half-understood.

Dazai is not worried that Tangun will offend Mori Ogai. Mori Ogai's tolerance towards loli is almost infinite in the state of lolicon control. No matter how hard Tangun is now, he can't touch Mori Ogai's core interests. From a point of view, Tangun would not be angry if he stepped on Mori Ogai's face.

"I think Dazai-kun definitely didn't prepare clothes for his cute little sister. Such a sloppy person must not be able to take good care of the little girl." The people outside the door continued to talk to Dazai, and secretly put eye drops on him, " I have a skirt here that Alice hasn't worn, so I gave it to her~" Tangun didn't care if he was taken care of, he didn't ask Dazai to take care of him, but Dazai asked him if he wanted to go with him , he followed up.

Dazai was silent for a moment, then opened the door.

Mori Ogai held a skirt with both hands, and looked at Dazai with a smile.

It seems that this sandalwood sauce is really very popular with Dazai, otherwise Dazai would not hold back and come out.

Thinking of this, Mori Ogai felt sorry for himself. The black cat he adopted outside was too disobedient. Not only did he have to clean up the mess every day, but he would not give him a good face even if he begged this evil cat. There is no cat druid anymore.

"Alice didn't wear it." Dazai looked at the skirt vigilantly, "You didn't wear it either." Mori Ogai: "... Dazai-kun?"

"Pervert lolicon really wouldn't give the skirt she wore to another loli?" Dazai took the skirt, and it felt like it hadn't been opened.

"What kind of image do you think I am in Dazai-kun? And even if I want to wear it, I can't wear it. Please don't forget that I'm still an adult man..." Mori Ogai covered his face and said, " It’s true that I’m a Lolicon, but I’m not a pervert!”

"Isn't Lolicon a pervert?" Dazai closed the door forcefully, and Mori Ogai, who was stretching his neck like a turtle and wanted to see Tan-chan, was hit on the nose.

Then he turned around, and he faced Tangun with a smile somewhat similar to Mori Ogai: "Tangun, do you want to try this dress?" When Dazai went out again, Mori Ogai sat in the consulting room, holding the skirt in his hand. Holding the newspaper: "Has Mr. Dazai considered my previous mention..."

Mori Ogai stopped speaking generally, because Dazai's face was full of displeasure.

"Didn't Dazai-kun change Tan-chan into a skirt?" Mori Ogai asked with certainty.He believes that changing Lolita's dresses can solve all the unhappiness in this world. If it doesn't solve it... then it must be because there are not enough skirts changed.

Dazai didn't expect that Tangun didn't want to wear skirts so much. Although Mori Ogai hated it, the skirts he chose were definitely of high quality.

"It's troublesome, but I don't like to try on skirts like Alice." Mori Ogai touched his chin. He and Dazai had the same interests at the moment, letting the cute loli—whether familiar or not—wear Putting on a beautiful dress must be the target of Lolicon, "then the only way to seduce her is through something."

"Maybe the skirt doesn't suit Tan-chan's taste." Mori Ogai looked at Dazai's face.

Dazai thought of the time when he handed Tanjiang the skirt, the little girl curled up in the quilt and said...

"I don't want to wear a skirt!"

Tangun didn't like wearing skirts, not this one.

Mori Ogai could see that Tangun really didn't like skirts, but he didn't bother to say that, he just wanted to express his own opinion.

He rummaged through his drawer and took out a thick book from it: "Dazai-kun, come and read this book..."

Dazai saw that it was full of loli.

Mori Ogai skillfully flipped through one of the pages: "See if this dress suits Tan-chan very well? Tan-chan has white hair and blue eyes, and it feels very suitable for this white skirt, and the lace is also blue. ...It just so happens that there is a hat for this matching item. Tan-chan's hair was cut by you, so it can cover it up. Speaking of which, I'm going to criticize you, Dazai-kun, for cutting off a girl's hair so easily... ...Well, there is this one, although it looks a little plain, but it has a lot of details when you look closely, you can try this kind of skirt by tricking Tan Jiang..."

Dazai originally refused, but Mori Ogai's description made him unable to help but picture Tangun wearing a skirt in his mind.

The white-haired Lolita was wearing a white skirt, and when she saw him looking over, she shyly reached out and pulled down the brim of the large sun hat.

"What do you think of dolls, Mr. Dazai? If you tempt Tanchan with a doll, she will like it, right?" The children on Raibo Street don't have many toys of their own.

Dazai thought of the cute loli holding the doll and wearing the dress he bought...

He has a million dots of excitement.

"This book is for Dazai-kun." Mori Ogai said generously.

Dazai directly reached out and opened Mori Ogai's drawer, and found that it was full of albums of all kinds of lolita and their beautiful little dresses, ten copies in duplicate.

Mori Ogai was not so cautious in backing up the information of the port mafia. He believed that Mori Ogai was a real lolicon.

"These are not allowed..." In Mori Ogai's begging for mercy, Dazai took one of each of his collections.

Really fragrant.