My name is Dazai

This was a quiet meeting. Although it was not a meeting of cadres, most of the cadres, including some high-level officials, were present.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also a little absent-minded, and Tangun's gender is still a problem that bothers him.

"Okay, today's memories are almost here. Does anyone have anything else to say?" Mori Ogai sorted out his files and said to the person on the upper.

Dazai raised his hand high, like an antenna piercing into the sky: "I have something to say."

Mori Ogai glanced at him, Dazai's not gloomy expression showed that there was nothing related to the port mafia, but the question he asked was definitely provocative, so he simply refused to call the roll: "Okay, Everyone seems to have no…”

"Chuya, you perverted lolicon, actually tricked Tan-chan into changing clothes in front of you!" Dazai didn't care whether Mori Ogai ordered him or not.

The meeting room became even quieter.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't remember where he had heard that people's gazes had warmth, and he now took it for granted. He felt that the temperature gathered on his face seemed to have a fever.

Mori Ogai stopped putting together his manuscript, and Koyo Ozaki covered his mouth with his sleeve.

"I, I didn't!" Zhong Yuan stammered to defend himself. If it was any other time, he would have jumped up and beat Dazai long ago. Now this attitude proves that he has a ghost in his heart.

Zhong also noticed his own attitude problem, he didn't want to admit this kind of thing: "I didn't lie to her!"

"Then why Tan-chan told me that you are also a girl?" Dazai gritted his teeth, his eyes were not friendly.

In fact, he also discovered Tangun's insensitivity to gender. Although he himself had a high IQ, he was confused in this regard, and he basically believed what others said.

"Wow." Alice scratched the table and made a sound of admiration.

"Nakaya-kun, I understand your feelings..." Mori Ogai said slowly, but was interrupted by Dazai and Chuya at the same time.

"Don't speak abnormally here!" This sentence comes from Dazai.

"Leader, please don't add trouble." This sentence comes from Zhongye.

Mori Ogai covered his face with the manuscript, and made a disgusting voice: "I am such a failure as the leader, and none of my subordinates are willing to listen to me."

The meeting has begun to end. Although the leader is humming, this is already a normal performance under daily conditions.These people in the port mafia are actually numb.

No one wants to talk to this showman.

Mori Ogai was completely ignored, he was a little unwilling, and turned to call his secretary to fetch some things.

"I just thought Tan Jiang was a boy!" Zhong also felt that he had to defend himself, he didn't even want the reputation of lolicon.

"How do you know that Tan-chan is a boy?" Dazai will never let him go, whether it is to ask for an explanation or to retaliate, he will ask the bottom line.

"We've met before..."

"Are you sure that Tan-chan is a boy after seeing it?" Dazai looked at Chuya suspiciously, and then suddenly said with certainty, "You two went to the toilet together! You teach bad children!"

Mori Ogai could not help yawning as he heard the conversation between the two getting more and more digressive and childish.

Finally his secretary appeared, holding what looked like a stack of books.

Mori Ogai pushed those magazines in front of Chuya: "These are cute little girls. Dazai and I have always hated good reviews. If Chuya-kun wants to get started, I highly recommend these."

As long as his subordinates are all lolicons, no one will comment on his lolicon behavior, and no one will call the police with Alice to arrest him.

It's really a plan!

Do you want to take these as the must-reads for the port mafia? Dazai stretched out his hand and flipped through the magazine, and then he was shocked: "There is a new one, Mr. Mori, you didn't give me the latest copy!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Mori Ogai looked at Dazai and excused me for saying this, and took away the top copy without caring about his and Chuya's opinions.

Tangun, who was pawing at the crack of the door to come in, silently closed the door again.

Isn't Dazai really a pervert?

As the awareness of this word increased, Tangun became more and more suspicious of this matter.

He turned his head to look at the social animal standing behind him: "Do you think Dazai is abnormal?"

Ango looked very decadent, but when Tangun talked to him, he put his hands on his knees and bent down: "Huh? If you say you like cute children, this shouldn't be considered abnormal, after all It's in the nature of most humans to like cubs."

Tangun felt that he didn't want to offend others when he spoke. Although this person was still young, he was already familiar with the society, so he complained quietly: "I actually already have the heart of an uncle."

"Little Lolita should worry about whether she will be kissed off." An Wu complained expressionlessly.

Although these people behaved abnormally, when he went to a cat cafe with his classmates during his college years, a group of people with a lot of cat addiction hugged and sucked cats, and made a perverted laugh. Anwu almost hit the hospital at that time The phone calls all his cat-addicted classmates, but the store owner stopped him, saying that people with big cat addictions are like this, and he was numb.

Associating the performance of lolicon and cat control, it seems normal.

Human beings like to kiss kittens, rub kittens, change kittens into various clothes, even perverted cats will laugh silly when they are hit by kittens...

Tangun widened his eyes.

Ango felt that he could read from Tangun's eyes the shock, confusion and cry for help from the cat who was kissed crazily in the cat cafe.

"Will you really be kissed?" Tangun trembled.

Ango wanted to laugh a little bit, but he was not like Dazai who couldn't help but laugh outright. After all, he was the boss's favorite loli, so he had to save face: "That's just an exaggeration."

"However, you may be kissed bald." Ango added immediately after seeing Tangun heaving a sigh of relief.