My name is Dazai

Mori Ogai woke up in the suburbs.

Just like a corpse that no one cared about, it just lay there, and there was nothing around it.

This is probably the outskirts of Yokohama. Because it is too remote, the first thought that came to Mori Ogai’s mind was——this is an excellent place to dump corpses.

Dazai didn't kill him, he thought it was incredible, does Dazai still have any feelings for him?Mori Ogai felt that if he was Dazai, he would definitely give him a knife first, and he would never be polite. Even if he raised Dazai before, so what, would these heartless cats care about such trivial matters?

He sat up from the grass and found a note under his body. He picked up the note and looked at it, and found a sentence written by Dazai on it.

"Mr. Mori, now I am the leader of the port mafia~ Although I didn't kill Mr. Mori, please be sure to stay away from the port mafia, otherwise it will have any bad effects, I can't guarantee it~ But Mr. Sen cares more about this matter than I do, and he will definitely not do anything wrong."

This sentence is really too shameless. If Dazai cared about the port mafia, he would not do such a thing. This is completely because he has the handle of Mori Ogai, and he is not afraid of him doing something.This is really shameless, but because Mori Ogai has lost the right to choose, he can only obey Dazai's orders.

He stood up and patted his white coat, which was already covered with a lot of grass clippings, and summoned Alice out by the way.

"Rin Taro, what's the matter? Did they just throw us here? Rin Taro, you are also the former leader after all, what will happen if you give us some funds for dismissal?" Alice's small mouth let out a series of chants like a series of cannons. ask a question.

Mori Ogai smiled and patted Alice's head. Although he didn't say these words, Alice felt that his words were already representative of Mori Ogai's thoughts.

"If I can see Dazai again, I will definitely scold him severely." Alice said with righteous indignation, Alice clenched her fist, as if she wanted to punch Dazai hard on the nose.

"If there is a chance." Mori Ogai took Alice's hand, ready to find a foothold.

In fact, at this moment, he didn't think of this matter at all, so there was no other possibility.

And I haven't noticed the distorted expression that Alice is about to laugh out loud when she looks at his face.

In the base of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Ango Sakaguchi waited anxiously for Dazai's return. He was really worried. Dazai seemed to have a natural aura that made people feel at ease.Sometimes Dazai's promises are like farting, but even if he made a promise, it is even more worrying. Sometimes his promise is just a joke, and he can't guess what he thinks at all, and he said After all, Dazai is still a young man, if he does something wrong, Ango Sakaguchi is afraid that he will not be able to clean up the mess for him.

"Ango, we're back!" Dazai took Tangun's hand and opened the door to Ango's office.

"Wow! I was scared to death, Dazai, why didn't you knock on the door when you came in?" Sakaguchi Ango strongly condemned Dazai's behavior. He was not ready for Dazai to come back so soon, and he thought Dazai would make something Even more shocking things.

"To prove my ability to infiltrate." It was already the next morning, so Tan-chan became Tangun again.

Dazai came in briskly, and rummaged around on his table: "Ango, do you have anything to eat? Tangun and I are starving to death."

"Because you didn't prepare well in advance that you will come back so soon, so you should be hungry first." Sakaguchi Ango said coldly, "And I can ask you, what did you do to Mori Ogai? "

At least prepare him mentally for what kind of mess he's going to clean up.

"Ah, this, it wouldn't be interesting if Ango knew about it too early." Dazai took out a pack of biscuits out of nowhere, and he handed the biscuits to Tangun's mouth. Tangun twitched his nose, and then Put the biscuits on Ango's table.

"...What do you mean?" Ango Sakaguchi looked at the biscuits on the table and didn't know what expression to put on. "If the biscuits are broken, just throw them away."

Tangun made it clear that he didn't want to eat this biscuit, but was it placed on his table to make him eat something that no one else wanted to eat?It's too much, is there anyone like this?Besides, Dazai is too easy to spoil other children. An honest person like Tangun can be kidnapped like this by him.

"After all, this is yours, Ango. It's not good to waste food." Tangun said seriously.

"Thank you, but I don't think it's a waste to throw away this kind of food. And I'm not a trash can, so don't give me everything." Ango Sakaguchi picked up the bag of biscuits, and then threw a perfect parabola at random, turning it Throwing it into the trash can, "Let's talk about Dazai, is there anything you can't let me know about Mori Ogai's handling, I think I need to know about it."

"I've said it all, it must be an interesting development." Dazai smiled slightly.

It must have been frightened... Ango choked on the thought.

A few hours ago, Dazai stuffed Mori Ogai into the trunk from the secret passage.He used his wild racing skills to send Mori Ogai to the suburbs.

"Scared me to death, Dazai..." Tangun patted his chest and complained to Dazai, "I thought you were really going to kill Mr. Mori, before you do something like this next time, can you tell me in advance?" Say it, let me have a mental preparation."

Dazai fired, but the bullets in his gun were not live ammunition, but rubber bullets with less risk.In theory, Mori Ogai should be familiar with these guns, but Dazai seems to have modified these things, so he didn't see it at all.The astonishment on Mori Ogai's face before he fell was not feigned, he really thought he was going to die.

Before Dazai could answer him, he denied his own words: "Let's forget it, I think my acting skills might not be able to fool Mr. Mori."

"Actually, it's not as complicated as Tangun thought. If I don't want Tangun to be exposed, I can just put Tangun's head in my arms, so Mr. Zisen won't be able to see anything. I just want to see It's so cute to see Tangun's frightened expression." Dazai's words made everyone's blood pressure soar again.

"...I thank you for not being the leader of the port mafia, otherwise I think the port mafia will end sooner or later." Tangun covered his face with his hand.

"What kind of contemptuous words are these? If I were the leader, I would definitely be stronger than Mr. Mori. Don't underestimate people, Tangun." Dazai turned the steering wheel angrily, Tangun's head was fixed on the window, "If Tangun doesn't believe me, I can turn around and go back to be the leader now. Anyway, there is still time."

Dazai never planned to be the leader from the beginning to the end. Everything he and Mori Ogai said was just to scare people, and he didn't plan to implement it into reality.

He thought of the dark self he had seen before, he didn't have much affection for that self, and after he became the leader, he would have less time to make out with Tangun, he didn't want to take on so many responsibilities.

The life of the Armed Detective Agency should be the most suitable for him. If he wants to go to work and fish, and if he has a few juniors who can be enslaved by him, then that is a perfect life.Anyone who wants to have big ambitions like Mr. Mori is exhausted.

"It hurts." Tangun covered his head.

"It's here." He braked suddenly, and Tangun's nose hit the windshield in front again. When sitting in the passenger seat, you must remember to wear your seat belt. Tangun has a deep understanding of this sentence. .

Dazai opened the trunk of the car, and Tangun pulled Mori Ogai onto the grass.

After finishing these things, Tangun clapped his hands and Dazai was satisfied that Mori Ogai drew a turtle with a pen on the spot where the rubber bullet swollen his forehead, and said, "Okay, let's see when Mori-san You can find out that what I said was all to lie to him~" "Then should I leave some quick-acting heart-relief pills for Mr. Sun? I'm afraid he will take it after he knows the news." Tangun looked at it worriedly. Mori Ogai said that he still has a bit of conscience, but this conscience probably needs to be added with double quotation marks.

"Tangun probably hasn't heard a word." Dazai added a little detail to the turtle on Mori Ogai's face, "A good man doesn't live long, but a scourge lasts for a thousand years. Mr. Mori is definitely a big scourge. Don't worry about whether he will live or not." For a long time, maybe he is longer than me."