My name is Dazai

Tangun got up from beside Dazai, and said helplessly to Dazai: "Since you are making a model of my body, why do you have to have sex with me who is a woman? Also, when did you make a model of me with my body? no impression?"

It was already the next morning, so Tangun's gender had also been switched back from female to male.Looking at the props placed beside the bed, Tangun didn't know what expression to make. Even though he was making a copy with his model, he still felt a hint of shock.After all, putting this kind of thing on the bed would make him look like a pervert.

But when you are a man, you don't have breasts.Dazai put his hand on Tangun's chest.Then pretended as if there was something on his chest and pinched it.You must know that when you were a woman, Tangun, your breasts were so big that even underwear was not easy to buy.

Do you like boobs so much?Tangun didn't know what expression he should make, he looked down at his chest, suddenly there was a feeling that it was him, but he suddenly had a feeling that he had lost.

"The main reason is that it's very interesting to dangle in front of our eyes. Especially when listening to Tangun panting, the bigger the shaking, doesn't it mean that Tangun is working harder? But it's really a pity. Why didn't the law of conservation of mass let Tangun didn't change the size of Tangun's chest to the size below. Where did all the meat on your chest go?" Dazai said angrily.

Have you supernatural beings considered Newton's feelings?

Tangun was silent for a moment, and then said, "Don't forget that my current me is the same weight as a female me."

"So all the extra weight from Tangun's transformation from male to female went to his chest. You want to tell me, has this pile of fat on your chest turned into your muscles?" Dazai slapped Tangun's chest, But I was very disappointed to find that it didn't shake like Tan Jiang's big breasts.

This is the fun that only sandalwood sauce can bring him.It's just a pity that most of the time you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Even though Tangun and Tanchan are one person, Dazai is too embarrassed to treat Danchan like Tangun.

"And when did you remake the model?" Tangun let out a breath from his nostrils.

"Of course it was after putting sleeping pills in Tangun's coffee." Dazai was frantically probing on the verge of breaking the law when he opened his mouth.Although it is no longer in the port mafia, but sometimes the style has not changed at all.

Tangun: "..."

"If you let Tangun know, you will definitely not agree to me doing this." Dazai said quite self-aware.

"...Ha." As expected of Dazai.

Although he would not let him do things he hated too much, he would always tease Tangun crazily on such trivial matters, and tried his best to make Tangun beg for mercy.

Too crumbly.

I just like to see him being tortured until his face is hideous, pear blossoms are raining, or he is panting again and again.

So Dazai really is some kind of strange shaking S.

The place where Dazai lives now is the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency, but Atsushi Nakajima still hasn't met Tangun much.After all, Tangun usually appeared before the Armed Detective Agency got off work.Leaving in the morning is also earlier than the armed detective agency's work time.So it's a perfect diversion.Tangun left early, while Dazai was still in bed.

Fortune is not without exception, such as today.

Atsushi Nakajima watched Tangun come out of Dazai's room.

"...Dun Jun?" I didn't think that I would see someone when I went out.At this point, no one should come out, right?He was a little caught off guard.It was even a little embarrassing, because he was holding a small umbrella box.

He's carrying these because Dazai sometimes shows up from nowhere and pesters him to have a good time.

Although Tangun was relatively open, he still felt a little embarrassed when people saw these things.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Tangun's expression as if he was about to suffocate.It is impossible for him not to have seen this kind of box, after all, these things have always been placed near the cash register in the supermarket.As long as you can go to the supermarket, you will basically see these, and you will naturally know what it is for as time goes by.

Could it be that Mr. Dazai and Tangun last night...

Atsushi Nakajima gasped.

Although he knew that this was a normal physiological need of an adult, he always found it strange to put this kind of word on Dazai.

What's more, it's still in this twisted relationship.

Tangun calmed down very quickly, and it may be because of the cat-kicking effect. He was bullied by Dazai just now, and now he needs someone to be bullied by him: "Are you here to find Dazai?"

Tangun showed an ambiguous smile: "He's still sleeping, don't disturb him."

Atsushi Nakajima was digging at the soles of his shoes with his toes in embarrassment.

Just then the door opened suddenly.Dazai hugged Tangun in his arms, and then pinched his buttocks: "Why don't Tangun rest for a while, yesterday must have hurt your buttocks."

Dazai used some cleverness to squeeze Tangun into a gasp.

Before, Tangun couldn't get up when he was clearly lying on the bed with his clothes and the bed for eternity, but he couldn't get up and asked him to bring the food to the bed before he would eat.Now he is looking lively again, even molesting Tangun.Is it such an important thing in the eyes of others that he is up or down?Or did he just want to bully Tangun again in front of others?

Tangun felt that the latter was more likely.After all, if Dazai had been a shameless person, he would not have told Tangun when he was young that he should study and work hard so that he could earn money to support him in the future.

Atsushi Nakajima moved his butt.Little by little, he went away from Dazai and Tangun.

When he felt that the distance was about the same, he jumped up suddenly, then turned and ran away.

What did he do wrong, so he has to be condemned by this kind of conscience.Atsushi Nakajima wanted to cry but had no tears.

Zhongyuan finally had some free time, so he planned to find a place to enjoy delicious food.

It is night now, and the atmosphere of this high-end restaurant is very good, so many couples choose to come here to eat.

Just then, he saw two familiar heads, one with slightly brown curly hair and the other with long pure white hair.

He smelled the fishy smell of the mackerel immediately.

Zhongyuan Zhong also probed his head, and found that the woman with pure white long hair had a big belly, and the man sitting next to him was touching her belly, as if talking about something intimately.

This... isn't the mackerel and stinky white cat he knew, right?

……so weird.

Take another look.

He glanced at it several times, and the more he looked, the more certain he became.

Nakahara Chuya's expression was blank, and he got up and sat opposite them like a walking dead.

Dazai raised his head and looked at him with disgust: "Why didn't you see that we were dating?"

Zhong Yuan looked at Tangun's belly and said in a trembling voice, "You are pregnant!"

His voice was so shocked, like the shock of a husband who hasn't come home for a year to find out that his wife has given birth.

Although he thought Tangun was a woman for a while before, but later he found out that Tangun's true gender was still a man, so he corrected it.So seeing this scene in front of him was a huge shock to him.

man pregnant...

The male friend I knew when I was a child actually...

Pregnant!pregnant!up!

The impact this incident had on Chuya Nakahara was like Dazai ran into his garage and blew up all his locomotives.

"Why are you so surprised? When Tangun was a woman, he had everything he should have. It's not strange to be pregnant. The little dwarf is so stupid." Dazai chuckled.

Tangun looked at Chuya Nakahara, not knowing how he should respond.

"Then what...Mr. Nakaya, Dazai and I are inquiring about information now. If you have nothing to do, can you leave first and talk later." Since Dazai works in the Armed Detective Agency, when Tangun As a tool man, he will help Dazai cover.

"...Oh..." Zhongyuan Zhong also walked out of the restaurant in a fluttering manner.

What to eat?He felt that he didn't have the heart to eat at all, and Dazai and Tangun were indeed appetite destroyers.

After Tangun helped Dazai solve the matter, he went to see Nakahara Chuya as he said before.

They are meeting in a coffee shop.

Dazai lay on Tangun's stomach, looking at Chuya Nakahara with a happy face.

"Oh, Tangun and I's child must easily be taller than the little guy Chuya." Dazai never spoke without provocation, "When the time comes, Chung will also look up to a child, it's really fun ~" Chuya: "..." He ignored Dazai's provocation and looked at Tangun.

He saw Tangun as very guilty. If someone he hated, no matter how hard Tangun gave him, he would not feel guilty. But Zhongyuanzhong is also a good person and has always cared about him.

What's more, he is not pregnant.

But Dazai and Chuya's few words made it difficult for him to tell the truth.

Although he didn't choose to go with Zhong, he still has a little respect for him.

"Then what, I'm going to buy something." Tangun stood up, not forgetting to support his "belly".

Do a full set of plays.

Dazai watched Tangun pretending to stagger away with a smile, and Chuya glared at him, what is this guy doing, he didn't take the initiative to help his wife who was pregnant for several months to laugh here.

He got up and went after Tangun: "Wait, I'm with you..."

Hearing Chuya's voice, Tangun stopped in his tracks, and because he was nervous, he didn't pay much attention to his surroundings. Then he stumbled with his left foot and performed a flat fall.

"Tan..." Chuya's heart was in his throat, and he stretched out one hand, trying to help Tangun, but it was too late.

The next second, he saw Tangun's obvious fake belly under his clothes.

For a moment, he didn't know what expression he should make.

The white cat who pretended to be pregnant to cheat food and drink looked in the opposite direction of Chuya.

So what, would he believe it even if he was innocent?