My name is Dazai

Atsushi Nakajima finally joined the Armed Detective Agency and became a senior from behind.The Armed Detective Agency has a new member, Izumi Kyoka.

As a senior, Atsushi Nakajima told her all the experience he had accumulated in the past few weeks: "The Armed Detective Agency is full of weird people. If you see those seniors doing strange things—especially Mr. Dazai, please Don't be surprised."

Quan Jinghua stared at the dead fish and looked at Atsushi Nakajima, as if to say that she would not be surprised either.

As a former killer, Quan Jinghua's psychological quality is quite good.

Tangun walked in from the door, saw the little girl standing next to Atsushi Nakajima, he was slightly taken aback, but quickly realized: "Is this what they call Kyoka-chan?"

Atsushi Nakajima nodded: "Are you here to deliver meals to Mr. Dazai today?"

"Yeah, but I made a little more today. Do you want to try it?" Tangun put a bunch of lunch boxes on the table, took out Dazai's portion, and opened the rest of the boxes. .

"Really? Is it okay?" Atsushi Nakajima couldn't wait to sit down. He already knew how delicious Tangun's cooking is, but Tangun usually has studies, and even Dazai can't eat every day. , he eats less often, but every time he feels impressed.

"Kyogha-chan, let's eat together too." Tangun warmly invited, he had a good impression of Izumi Kyo-hwa who also escaped from the port mafia, "I had something to do when Kyo-hwa-chan came, so I made up for it today Let’s welcome Jinghuajiang to join the Armed Detective Agency.”

"Thank you, but I'm not an official member yet." Quan Jinghua said calmly.

"Everyone accepts you. From me, even if you have joined, everything else is just details." Tangun still didn't bother to think about these details. What does it mean to join the Armed Detective Agency?This standard is actually a bit vague. There are many clerks in the Armed Detective Agency. They have not passed the test, but can they be said to be members of the Armed Detective Agency?That's not the case, "Where's Dazai?"

Quan Jinghua picked up a bento, and since Tangun said it was for her, she was not polite, but she really had a big heart.

"Mr. Dazai and Mr. Odasaku seem to have gone out to solve something together, and they should be back soon." Nakajima Atsushi is not afraid that Dazai will not come back. In his opinion, Dazai is as good as God. If Tangun comes When delivering meals, he never released Tangun's pigeons, even if the two of them didn't make an agreement.

"That's it... Atsushi-kun doesn't have to wait for Dazai, the Armed Detective Agency doesn't know when something will happen." Once something urgent happens, Atsushi Nakajima probably won't have time to eat.And Dazai didn't care so much, he occasionally put on airs because he wanted Atsushi Nakajima to help him, and it was very purposeful.But he has always been casual about such small things.As long as his favorite food is still there, Dazai doesn't bother to care.

"Then I'll start." Atsushi Nakajima said with his palms folded. He had been busy all morning, and now he was starving.

Tangun is not someone who can say polite words, he meant it when he said it.

Tangun sat on the sofa, looking at his phone, boredly waiting for Dazai to come back.Atsushi Nakajima could not wait for Dazai, but Tangun wanted to wait for him. After all, he came here to find Dazai for dinner. Otherwise, what would he do here? The nature of his waiting was different from Atsushi Nakajima.

But when Atsushi Nakajima was about to finish eating, Tangun suddenly felt that something was wrong with his body.

"Hmm..." Tangun let out a dreamy voice from his throat.

His panting has a tone that makes blood vessels palpitate, and people can't help but tighten their throats.However, those present were all relatively simple people or people who would not think wrongly, so they didn't think in an ambiguous direction about his voice. Atsushi Nakajima also looked at Tangun and said, "Tangun, what is wrong with you?" ?"

Before Atsushi Nakajima finished speaking, a button fell on his face.

Tangun pulled his own.Clothes on your chest.That's where the button is broken.

"... Tan, Miss Tan?" Atsushi Nakajima originally planned to catch the button, but when he looked up, he saw the familiar figure. He didn't know whether he should pick the button or look at Tangun, he felt Two eyes are actually not enough.

Tangun expressionlessly took out a knitted vest from his bag and put it on very skillfully.

The shirt size is enough, but the bust size is not enough.

Quan Jinghua looked at the front with a blank face: "Even if this is the case, can't you be surprised?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked shocked.

Obviously his answer is no.

"Your brother..." Atsushi Nakajima said in a trembling voice.

"Brother Dazai, I didn't lie to you." Tangun adjusted the width of his belt.

"Monogamy..." Atsushi Nakajima continued to ask tremblingly.

Quan Jinghua thought for a moment, and then she still wanted to be shocked.

The Armed Detective Agency really knows how to play, and the port mafia's lolicon is far behind.

"That's Dazai lying to you." Tangun shrugged, what does this have to do with him?He was just coerced by Dazai every day.There is a difference between an accomplice and a principal offender, "I never seem to have a double reed."

Atsushi Nakajima took a breath, deeply feeling the malice of this world.

"Tangun, do you really have no younger sister?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at him suspiciously, he was about to be spoiled by Tangun and Dazai.

Not having an older brother does not mean that there is no younger sister—if we can infer according to Tangun's sophistry just now.

Tangun stared at Nakajima Atsushi's wary face, and suddenly felt why Dazai liked to tease him, he especially wanted to say that he did have a younger sister, and his younger sister also wanted to marry Dazai.

It's really fun to watch other people's three views explode, especially when he himself is not being teased.

Thinking of this scene, Tangun couldn't help laughing: "No, no."

He really learned a bad habit from Dazai.

This half-new and not-new member of the Armed Detective Agency performed a show that was so angry that it exploded.

"So Tangun, you..." Atsushi Nakajima doubted the veracity of Tangun's words.

Dazai pushed the door open and entered: "I'm back!"

Then he looked at the scene in front of him, and the next second he said with a smile: "Is my brother here to deliver the food today?"

Obviously he figured it out, what happened just now, and analyzed it from his mind by the way, how would everyone react, and what is the situation now?

Atsushi Nakajima cast doubtful eyes on Tangun again.

Tangun wanted to laugh, but felt sad because his reputation was bankrupt.As soon as Dazai came back, he became the one who was persecuted again.

As expected of Dazai, reversing his offensive is a matter of minutes.

But why did they persecute him again?Aren't they two together?Could it be that, as he thought before, he was the number one dog man persecuted here by Dazai!

Tangun was so angry that he wanted to scratch Dazai's pants into a broom, his arm into a teething stick, and his head into a cat's scratching post.

Is it too late for him to complain to Zhong Ye now?

Quan Jinghua looked at Atsushi Nakajima, then at the rice in his hand, and continued to cook in silence.

She couldn't figure out the situation, and she felt that Osamu Dazai didn't seem to want Atsushi Nakajima to figure out the situation.

Dazai walked up to Tangun as if he didn't feel Tangun's resentment, and hugged his head again.

And Tangun pulled up Dazai's arm and sleeve with a blank expression, put it to his mouth, and bit down.

He didn't use any force, which can be seen from the fact that Dazai can still laugh: "Oh, Tangun is so fierce, so fierce. It hurts me to death. I'm going to cry so loudly. Tangun, please forgive me." .”

Tangun had a fierce look on his face, but he didn't use any force at all.

"Kyoka-chan..." Atsushi Nakajima looked at Izumi Kyoka, a reliable underage girl, with pleading eyes.

Quan Jinghua suddenly remembered the rumors she had heard in the port mafia.A certain loli of unknown gender refreshed in the men's bathroom, scaring countless mafia members' water trails from ending up on their own pants.

She sighed and said, "I can't tell his gender, but I think as long as you are unhappy, Mr. Dazai should be happy."