My name is Dazai

"Does Tangun want to take a bath?" The leader Zai pulled Tangun's clothes.

Tangun IQ online: "Taking a bath, but I wash myself."

"...Hmph." The leader Zai snorted forcefully, and ran to the sofa to look at the skull and crystals.

Tangun slept almost till noon.When he woke up, his legs were still a little weak, and the leader was lying on his stomach, looking at him without blinking.

"Tangun has had enough sleep," the leader Jae asked, "Then let's get the skull."

"You seem impatient." Tangun didn't dare to think deeply.

He subconsciously didn't dare to think deeply.

"Of course." The leader Jaeya said vaguely, "That strange Mr. Sakaguchi Ango... Isn't Tangun curious about what's going on?"

Tangun nodded.

The leader Zai took out a pocket hand from under his coat.The gun, after thinking about it, Tangun didn't know how to use it, so he put it back as a burden, and took out a stick.

Tangun tugged at his overcoat: "What did you pack inside?"

The coat of the leader Zai is very heavy, and it is no longer a matter of the material of the coat.

"Hey, there are too many people trying to kill me, of course I have to protect myself." The leader shook his coat, "Actually, there is nothing, and the book, the pen, and some first-aid medicine."

These things seem to be bound to him, and they will be refreshed every time they appear.

"Actually, I'll go to the kitchen and grab a knife." Tangun couldn't help but said.

Instead of giving him such a professional weapon with high lethality, it is better to hand him a kitchen knife.

"Want to see Tangun use the things I prepared for you." The leader Jae said coquettishly, "There is also a small knife inside, if it is taken away, it can be drawn out."

Tangun stared at the leader Jae: "You have worked hard."

"Huh?" The leader Zai took out the knife and showed it.

Tangun put a hand on his shoulder, and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "Dazai must be very scared."

The leader Jae couldn't help laughing, but no matter how you looked at him, his eyes were a little watery. He smiled for a while and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Tangun, how could I be afraid, how could those people hurt me?" Really, Tangun didn't even say that he didn't feel it himself.

But why he couldn't help being wronged when he said it, human beings are really...

The foreheads of the two people were pressed against each other.

"Tangun always said such things to make me cry." The leader Jae said with a moan.

Tangun felt that he didn't hate this feeling, but was just a little arrogant.

"The mist of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko will cause the separation of the supernatural powers and the supernatural beings. That's why you, Tangun, could see us at the same time when there was fog." The leader Zai hugged him for a while, and he let go. Take off the heavy coat, just handle.The gun was pinned to the belt behind him, "Hmm... that's right." Tangun nodded, "So Dazai and you really want to separate, right?"

"Is Tangun angry?" the leader asked, tilting his head.

He felt that it was meaningless for him to ask such a question, and he knew that Tangun would only say "no", but he just wanted to ask tirelessly.

"No." Tangun shook his head, "Miss Zhizi is a girl after all, she probably feels uncomfortable with you."

Leader Jae: "...Tangun, is this the point?"

"The focus is clearly on me!"

The leader was very angry.

"Pfft——" Ms. Zhizi laughed, "Oh, that's true. Mr. Writer was completely ignored."

"Tangun..." the writer Zaira shouted in a long voice, even though he knew that Tangun couldn't hear him, he still struggled to shout out.

"It's a girl after all." Tangun sighed slightly.

The leader Jae grabbed Tangun's sleeve, and suddenly remembered a question he had read before. He used to think this question was boring, but now he didn't feel uncomfortable asking: "Tangun, if I, Mr. Writer, Zhizi, Zai Meow and that underage me fall into the water, who do you save first!"

Tangun froze.

The leader Zai was full of stubbornness, but this stubbornness was quickly broken.

Tangun asked almost instinctively: "You guys agreed to die for love." The leader Jae: "...huh?"

Then he gasped as if he had been insulted: "What! Why does Tangun feel this way! How could I die for love with myself!"

The disgust of this kind of thing is about the same as that of him and Zhong Yuan Zhong also going to die for love.

It made him feel sticky.

Tangun felt like his head was about to explode: "Then why did you appear in the water at the same time?" The leader said: "..." Yes, why "Tangun, it really is natural black..." Hei Shizai said quietly , "Also, why is my name ranked last? Do you think I am less threatening than Zaimiao?"

"I don't care, I don't care! Tangun answer quickly!" the leader Zai Buyi said.

Damn, when did he care so much about such a boring question.

Tangun didn't say a word, he reached out and put the skull and crystals that had been casually placed on the chair before on the question, trying to end the leader Jae's question in this way.

How should he answer such a question!

White mist filled the air.

The shadow that had attacked Tangun before reappeared and rushed towards Tangun.

Tangun stumbled over him inexplicably familiarly, stretched out his hand to hold the guy's stomach, and pinned the guy's hand behind his back, grasped it tightly with one hand, and supported his head with the other hand, laying the whole person flat on the ground. on the ground.

Finally sat down on him in one go.

Tangun: "...what happened" "Tangun... I'm really experienced in dealing with Ango who took too many sleeping pills." The writer Jae appeared, and then complained, "Basically Tangun held him down .”

"Ango is an expert in handling."

"I don't even need a weapon anymore." The leader Zai pointed at the crystal and pulled the trigger.

Tangun couldn't bear to look directly, and closed his eyes.With the sound of crystal breaking, his body was empty and he sat on the ground.

"Ah... so sleepy." A lazy voice sounded, "Eh, Dazai? Tan?"

"Why are there so many Dazai?" The writer Ango stood still, took off his glasses, and rubbed his eyes, "What kind of nightmare is this?"

"Ango—what a nightmare!" Writer Jae shouted in an angry but elongated voice that sounded like a baby.

"One Dazai is enough for Tangun to have nightmares, let alone four Dazai here." Writer Ango said.

Zai Meow let out a dissatisfied meow.

An Wu looked at Zaimiao for a long time.

It was obviously a cat, but he somehow felt that he saw Dazai through this cat.

"Oh, five Dazai." said Ango Sakaguchi, "Tangun is so miserable."

A thought flashed through Tangun's mind—adding an Ango Sakaguchi would make the situation even worse.

I also had a nightmare for a long time.

In the dream, a basket of mackerel stared at the eyes, with the head of the fish upwards, as if looking up at the starry sky, a famous British food, also known as death.

When Nakaya walked into the fish basket, the mackerel in this basket was like the fish in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, with its mouth stiffly closed.

"Hahahaha, shorty."

"The black hat slug."

"he he he he he."

"Little dwarf, short legs, horoscope, miss, curse you, 1.6 meters, not tall!" Mackerel said, making up a jingle.

Then the sky was like a place where a tornado descended, and seafood and fish rained down.

It's just that the seafood is all mackerel.

There was also a tide of mackerel on the ground.

Every mackerel was singing a jingle.

"Short, short legs, horoscope, miss, curse you, 1.6 meters, not tall!"

"Short, short legs, horoscope, miss, curse you, 1.6 meters, not tall!"

"Short, short legs, horoscope, miss, curse you, 1.6 meters, not tall!"

"Not tall! Not tall! Not tall! Not tall! Not tall! Not tall! Not tall!"

"Ahahahahahahahaha~" "I'm still in the growth period!" Zhong Ye suddenly woke up from his dream and shouted this sentence out loud.

Akutagawa on the bed next door looked at Nakaya.

Central Plains cadre, you are already 22 years old, and the growth period has long passed.

Koyo Ozaki wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, looking at Chuya felt a little sad for him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It's all Dazai's fault.

When he fell into Dazai's pile before, he was thinking about why he should wake up when the obviously dirty lines said "don't wake me up".

He really wanted to wake up from the dream just now, but when he woke up, he felt that it was better to fall asleep.

"Chuya..." Koyo Ozaki shouted.

Zhong Ye blushed: "Hong, Miss Hongye?"

"Waiting for Dazai to be 40 years old, Chuya still looks too small." Koyo Ozaki said seriously, "It's time to laugh at his uncle in front of him."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh, oh."

Weirdly, he was somewhat comforted, "Last night was a nightmare." Ozaki Koyo was also frightened, "That's why Chuya had nightmares, right? I'm afraid there will be no one who doesn't have nightmares."

Nakahara also took a look at Akutagawa.

Akutagawa had a dream all night.

In the dream, countless Mr. Dazai rushed over to praise him in turn.

Akutagawa also fainted several times in his dream.

"It's a nightmare." Akutagawa said.

It was a nightmare until he woke up this morning and his heart was still in a paralyzed state of excitement.

If it happens a few more times, he will probably have the nightmare of ascending to heaven on the spot.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought, why does he not believe it so much?

"Is the leader okay?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

Koye Ozaki: "Nine ribs were broken by the Dazai...by the Dazai."

Nakahara Chuya said angrily: "That mackerel!"

Koyo Ozaki really wanted to say, even if you can beat the mackerel school, you can't finish it.

Zhong Yuanzhong shouldn't have been injured, but who knows that Dazai is a dog, every Dazai is a dog, and seems to have a natural malice towards him.

Thousands of Dazai actually saw him, smirked, took the initiative to make a hole for him, and then buried him with Dazai.

Chuya Nakahara was not crushed to death by thousands of Dazai, it was entirely because of his own strong physique, and even now Chuya Nakahara seemed to be able to hear Osamu Dazai's strange laughter in his ears.

Ogai Mori, who had nine ribs broken by Osamu Dazai, was lying on the bed. Although he couldn't move anymore, he could still read the documents through Alice.

Alice kept complaining.

Chief Mori felt that he was too social.

His buttocks were lying down unconscious, and when he moved a little, he felt pain in his ribs, and the internal organs pressed by the ribs hurt even more: "Alice-chan~" "What are you doing Rintaro?" Alice responded.She was sitting in the leader's position, the chair was adjusted to the highest position, holding a heavy pen in her hand, and signed the document with the same signature as Mori Ogai himself.

"Tell me, did Tangun get involved in this incident?" Mori Ogai asked.

"Let Chuya go and have a look, he's about to wake up. Does Rintaro want me to go and see by myself?" Alice slapped the pen on the table, "Rintaro is too much! Damn it!"

"Okay, okay, Alice, it's up to you, it's up to you." Mori Ogai coaxed without dignity.