My name is Dazai

"Nakaya-kun, please go to the river and see if there is Dazai-kun. I want to chat with him." Although Mori Ogai knew that Dazai wanted to see his jokes, he felt that the Things can't drag on for too long.

His calm is just to let Zhong also not panic.

Nakahara Nakahara fished in the river for a long time according to Mori Ogai's instructions, and then he fished out two mackerel fish, a white cat, a psychopath who knocked out his brain from taking sleeping pills, and a big half-dead red-haired dog.

Zhong Ye-kun's mood is very complicated.He felt that he was like the fisherman who was in the air force every day, and what he caught in the end was a pile of stinky shoes and stinky socks.

Although he did catch the fish he wanted to catch, the accompanying gift was too much to make people happy.

Chuya pulled the fishing net and looked at the river garbage half still soaked in the river.

The only ones sober are the two mackerel and the psycho Ango, if the psycho is still sober.

"Yo, it was the little slug who fished me up." The first person to greet Nakahara Chuya, as expected, was Buteizai.

"I want to ask, can you put you down again now?" Zhong also felt that it was really unlucky for him to salvage such a pile of strange things.

If you get one Dazai, your mood will be worse for several days, and if you get two Dazai, your mood will be twice that of several days, and there are other weird things... It feels like he won't be able to laugh this year.

Zhongyuan still believes in luck.

"Oh, yes." Wu Zhenzai did not mean to refuse at all, he waved his hand at Zhongya like this, and said by the way, "This is Zhongya fulfilling his promise? I still remember that you promised to find me a martyr." Object, putting me down now is equivalent to finding three victims for me, although they are not beautiful ladies, but the three of them can be regarded as okay."

"Don't you know how to count? There are obviously four of them." Chu also wondered if Buteizai's brain had been soaked in water. Detective Zai looked at the writer Zai next to him with disgust.

Among the five people, only he and the writer Zai are still sober. It may be that both of them have sufficient experience in jumping into the river, and they have already developed a certain resistance to this behavior.

Heroic spirits can't actually be drowned, but Tangun and Oda Saku didn't move.Probably because their behavior is influenced by some of their lore.So even if it's okay, they won't wake up for a while.

Tangun and Odasaku remained motionless, but they were not afraid that something might happen to them.For the Heroic Spirits, such things are exciting and not dangerous at best.

When I suggested jumping into the river, I could have predicted the current ending.

"Forget it, you all come up to me." Wu Zhenzai's attitude was really irritating.Nakahara said nothing to satisfy him, "Come with me to see Mr. Mori."

If it is said that Ango is the person from the Supernatural Secret Service Division who has gone crazy, then Oda Saku has no way to explain it.It is unlikely that he will be resurrected from the dead, and it is more likely that Oda Saku is a heroic spirit.Before that, he hadn't heard that there were other heroic spirits in the Armed Detective Agency. In this case, they probably appeared at the same time as Mori Mori.So he felt that he needed to take all these people away.

"I don't want to go with the little dwarf..." Writer Zai's voice was full of grievances, and it was a little hoarse, probably because the water he choked when he soaked in the river just now made his throat hoarse.

Zhong Yuanzhong also doubted his ears a little.

How does this Dazai look, and why does his voice sound a little crying?

He felt that he must have heard wrong.This is Dazai.Dazai, who is not afraid of anything, how could he cry?

"Why are you here?" The writer Zai looked at Chuanduan Kangcheng with an unkind expression.As for Kawabata Yasunari, he pulled the Akutagawa next to him towards him.

Writer Zai didn't see Akutagawa, but put all his attention on him.

At this moment, he didn't realize that it was Akutagawa that Kawabata Yasunari used as a meat shield. After all, this Akutagawa dragon looked too fierce directly, so that his brain didn't remember the 16-something that he saw when he was 30 years old. The year-old Akutagawa connected with the person in front of him.

"I thought it was unlucky enough to see you, and something lucky would happen later, but I didn't expect that this world would be crueler to me, not the cruelest! It actually appeared with Chuya... No, I think I My eyes hurt. How can there be such a terrible mental attack in this world? Just being in the same room with the two of you makes me feel like I can’t breathe.”

After exporting a lot of words to Kawabata Yasunari, the writer Zai finally noticed that Akutagawa looked so familiar, except that he looked fiercer and younger, there seemed to be no difference from the Akutagawa he remembered: "This is Master Akutagawa?"

The writer Zai rushed over excitedly, and tightly held Ryunosuke Akutagawa's hands: "Is it true that you are alive? Mr. Akutagawa, please sign me! I have always admired you, and today I can see you again It's real!"

The writer Zai was refreshed after he was finished, and his passion for chasing stars was completely dispatched.

Akutagawa Dragon's lips trembled directly.Normally, only the ferocious Yizhong's face was covered with distortions.He was too excited and didn't know what expression to make.He started trembling from his lips, and then the trembling gradually transferred to his hands, and finally turned into trembling all over his body.

Following the principle that extremes must reverse, he froze all over and fell backwards straight.

His body hit the carpet in the leader's room, and the soft carpet did not let him touch it, but the sound was very loud.

The writer Zai shook Akutagawa vigorously: "Mr. Akutagawa, Mr. Akutagawa, are you okay? Wake up! Wake up!"

Akutagawa was shaken by the writer like a corpse, and his brains were almost wiped out by him.

Mori Ogai: "..."

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

The two of them felt that as long as the writer Zai kept shaking, Akutagawa would never be able to wake up.

This blissful paradise completely overloaded Akutagawa's brain.

Mori Ogai Akutagawa called over, originally hoping that Akutagawa could protect him with Chuya, but he never expected that the mafia at the port, which ranks among the top in combat power, would be defeated by the writer so easily.

Wu Jingzai can't even do it!

You must know that although Akutagawa likes Dazai, Butengzai never speaks to him.Even if he knew that he could be brought down by this method, he would not do it.

It may be that Buteizai and Akutagawa do have some affection, otherwise Buteizai should be able to open his mouth to tell a lie.

Mori Ogai looked at the writer Zai's eyes with increasing vigilance.

This is actually such a threatening Dazai.

Writer Ango moved closer to Chuya: "Look, you've dropped off the list of people Dazai hates the most."

Since nothing happened, he came to sow discord.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Are you sick?"

Ango Sakaguchi's tone was as if the ranking that Dazai hated the most was something good.He is crazy to pursue this thing.

But after scolding the writer Ango, Chuya suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.He always thought he was Dazai's most hated person, and he felt that he deserved that title.

Now Dazai Osamu is not the person he hates the most, he is really unhappy.

He is the one who hates Osamu Dazai the most in this world, and he should be the person that Osamu Dazai hates the most.

Don't they both hate each other most tacitly?

Where did Kawabata Yasunari take his first place? The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and he couldn't lose his temper with Kawabata Yasunari, so he kicked Buteizai's ass: "Damn Dazai."

Buteizai didn't expect Chuya's kick at all, and he was kicked to eat shit when he was laughing at Mori Ogai.

Now it was Mori Ogai's turn to laugh at him.

Dazai, you have this day too!

Writer Ango pursed his lips excitedly.

Great, great~ He said that he was trying to sow discord, but he really did it.

This Zhong Ye was much more fun than the Zhong Ye he knew, and that Zhong Ye didn't dare to hit him, only dared to give him air punches.

Writer Ango became strangely excited—he wanted to find a way to get Chuya to hit him.

Even poets dare not hit him, he thinks this is what he wants to collect in this world.If he meets the poet Zhongye in the future, he can use this to make fun of him.

So he covered his mouth and pretended to be surprised: "Wow, this medium doesn't seem to be very smart. Is this medium-level solicitation so successful?"

"You can still be a high-level mafia, you really are..."

The writer Ango got his wish and got an eye-closing fist.

Zhong also moved his wrists: "You talk a lot."

Zhong was also thrust into the snowdrift again by Tangun.

Tangun puffed his cheeks.

After bullying Dazai, he bullied Ango, right?

The author has something to say: Small theater - Tangun: It's so cool.

Akutagawa: It's so cool.

Tangun: It's heaven~ Akutagawa: That's right~ Buteizai: ...I didn't expect that the relationship would become so good under such circumstances.

mi...so tired...

I finished writing again and forgot to set a time, "cover my face"