My name is Dazai

Dazai felt something was wrong from the very beginning.

"Tangun will only be with me from now on, and will only fall in love with me."

He only said this sentence with Tangun's consent, but it can be regarded as a real curse from the "book".

It was unreasonable for Tangun to marry someone else.

Before, he thought it was the inertia of fate, just like the disappearing rule inertia that Oda Saku did not live in the world where Dazai lived.

But he still kept his eyes open, turned his head and investigated the situation.

Tangun's wife had been cremated and buried, but it's hard to say who that "wife" was.

After all, people have been turned into ashes, and the DNA cannot be checked. In other words, the body buried in the soil may be an unknown male corpse.

Tangun's appearance seems to be really ignorant, Dazai knows Tangun's ability, if it is Ango, he can hide it when he doesn't want to explore, but Tangun does not have Ango's terrible IQ and acting skills.

It's not that Tangun's IQ is not high, and those who can be admitted to Dongdae University are geniuses no matter what, but the IQ level around Dazai is too high.

Tangun's intelligence is about the same as that of the martial arts school's Central Plains, and his military strength is also at the level of the brain power school's Ango.

Everything is average.

This Tangun also seemed to have no supernatural powers.

So why would anyone focus on this Tangun with ordinary intelligence and ordinary strength?

It seems that Tangun has no merits, but the level of this world is too high, and Dazai must analyze it from a rational point of view.

Someone who has the ability to cover everything up has no need to target Tangun.

Dazai likes Tangun because their two personalities are compatible, and he likes Tangun's gentleness and tolerance towards him.

There is no need for others to pursue this, right?

Can't figure it out...

After Dazai drove Nakahara Chuya away, he returned to the office and saw Tangun drinking milk tea.

Tangun was quite angry with his behavior before, but now he has started to drink milk tea. This is probably the calmness of a social person in his 30s who has been surrounded by society: "How is it, is it good? I am I waited downstairs for a long time before Dunjun bought it. This is the hottest store recently, and the queue is very long."

Dazai Maomao rubbed against Tangun.

Tangun looked at Dazai, and thought to himself that if you take credit for putting on this "I'm so tired and hard and want Tangun to hug me" attitude, you should go to the line by yourself anyway.

Instruct others to do nothing, at least tell a lie, otherwise how can you make yourself look like you have paid a lot.

But Dazai said it sincerely, and he was so cute, Tangun couldn't get angry at all.

It may be that he is old.

"The black tea used is not that good, and the spices added are a bit mixed. It's a common problem in this kind of shop... and is it too sweet?" When it comes to food, Tangun couldn't help but comment.

"I added three packs of sugar, because I feel that Tangun is a bit thin and doesn't eat much." Dazai found the joy of Tangun raising Dazai Osamu.

Tangun: "..." No wonder it's so sweet.

"Also, you gave me this evaluation when I bought milk tea for Tangun?" Dazai seemed to be angry just now, "Pay attention to your identity!"

Although Dazai said such words, Tangun didn't feel offended.

It's like you are watching a black cat with big eyes standing on top of the refrigerator, patting the refrigerator condescendingly with its paws, wanting to shovel the excrement and put the food on it.

How to make people angry about this point the Egyptians have given the perfect answer.

"...Thank you, I will make you a milk tea." Tangun didn't drink much milk tea, but the recipe for this kind of thing was easily cracked.

The black cat raised its tail: "Okay."

Tangun continued to drink the overly sweet milk tea, thinking that the leader of the port mafia was really frighteningly sweet.

He is obviously a terrifying mafia leader, but he can show such an innocent expression... It is really unpredictable.

what kind of person is he

"Speaking of which, Tangun, can you tell me about you and your ex-wife." Dazai held his face in his hands, looking like a girl.

He put the emphasis on "front".

Tangun became vigilant again.Why did Dazai ask this? If what Dazai said was true and he really regarded him as a lover, then his dead wife was his rival in love.What kind of good thing can a person find out about a rival in love? "Tangun, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Do you not trust me? What can I do to her? Dig him out of the grave and throw him into the sea? Even if it is me I can't do this kind of thing." Dazai puffed up his cheeks, even he didn't kill Mr. Mori.

Why did Tangun feel that he would do such a thing? By the way, he reflected on whether the image of the port mafia in Tangun's heart was a bit bad?

Otherwise, why didn't Tangun trust them more?

Dazai's question made Tangun deep in thought.

...Probably because he agreed to leave with Dazai, and Dazai even used a gun to force him to be his lover

Tangun quickly thought about it, Dazai was right.

So what if I don't trust Dazai?With the power of the port mafia, they will definitely be able to find out where his wife is buried.

It's useless for him to hide it.

What's more, Dazai just wanted to know what happened to him and his wife, not any other excessive demands.

"The two of us met when we were traveling. It's a bit strange to say that, but he is somewhat similar to you." This sentence gave people a tangerine look like he was flirting with Dazai, but Tangun wasn't lying.

He tried his best to recall the appearance of his dead wife, but found that his impression had long been blurred.Not long after she passed away, he has already blurred his memory of her. Could it be that sadness will make people forget so many things?

Or is he actually such a heartless person?

Tangun felt flustered.

But this question only appeared in his mind for a moment, and then disappeared without a trace.

Who would doubt the authenticity of his wife's existence?

"I remember that she claimed to be a member of a detective agency and said that she fell in love with me the first time she saw me." Tangun tried to extract useful information from his vague memory.

A member of a detective agency?

This description reminded Dazai of himself working in an armed detective agency.

Why a detective?

If Tangun's wife didn't exist in the first place, why did the other party use a member of a detective agency as a disguised occupation?

This is not a common occupation. Even if the other party says that it is a reporter, novelist, or teacher, it is more reliable than the members of the detective agency.

Detectives are quite rare. It can be said that among a group of people, this person with this profession will generally receive more attention.

So is another self in my own world appearing?

But if it was him in another world, then there was no need for him to do such a thing as erasing Tangun's memory.

It made him unable to remember what happened before, and let him indulge in such sadness.

Dazai had a slightly bad feeling.

Did that person see what happened to Dazai and Tangun of the Armed Detective Agency? He thought it might be because the profession of a detective brought Tangun closer to him, so he used him as a detective to deceive Tangun and let Tangun be with him. close.

Tangun saw Dazai's calm and thoughtful face, and he also had a bad premonition in his heart, maybe he was really planning something.

But he also had a little bit of inexplicable expectation.

But seeing Dazai thinking, Tangun couldn't help thinking, why would Dazai care about his dead wife? You know, what he just said didn't include the details of how his wife got along with him. If he wanted to inquire about the situation of his rival , The way two people get along is the most important thing.

And Tangun just talked for a long time, and he didn't realize it until now, as if he really couldn't tell the details of how he got along with the other party.

Although he is a deceased wife, he doesn't know the details of her life. He can only vaguely feel that she is very similar to Dazai, but completely different.

Was the question of what his ex-wife was like so important?

He considers himself an ordinary person, and his wife is certainly nothing special.

He should have nothing worth exploring, just an ordinary person.

But why does the leader of the port mafia, who is so busy with everything, care so much about this kind of problem, even if it is because of the factor of a rival in love, it is not enough.

Could it be that there is some kind of spy under the ordinary disguise of the dead wife?

Tangun couldn't help but wonder.That would make sense why the head of the port mafia was asking such detailed questions.

...there is another possibility...

His late wife had some sort of ex-boyfriend relationship with the port mafia boss.

After the two broke up, she randomly found an ordinary person—that is, him—to marry, and the mafia leader felt very uncomfortable, and after knowing his wife died, he chose to let him be his lover. revenge on her.

Tangun's brain hole became bigger and bigger, and he turned to the dog blood romance channel.But he himself quickly dismissed the idea.

The age does not match. Although his deceased wife is younger than him, if he falls in love with Dazai, he is also committing a crime.

She shouldn't be so perverted.

Tangun didn't know why he thought about it with some uncertainty.

Tangun felt that he had to accept this brain hole, his brain hole really opened up.

He even felt that a green grassland had appeared on his head, a man and a woman were happy to herd sheep on it, and he was crying secretly at home, warming the bed for the couple of dogs and men, waiting for them to come back and roll...

Dazai looked at Tangun who was biting down the straw with hatred, and really wanted to pry his brains open, so that he could see what kind of brains this guy had to make himself so angry.

One of the joys of owning a cat is that you never know what your kitty might be up to.

The author has something to say: Small theater - Tangun (wearing the cuckold).

Dazai:? ? ?

Dazai: Did I miss some key information?

Tangun: If you can't get a wife, do you want to get a husband? (Sniffles) You're crazy.

Dazai: ...

Tangun: ...Is it too much for me to say that? Dazai: No, I'm freaking excited.

Don't be surprised if you see that cats are not updated during these days.

The cat died on the belly of homework exams and grad school applications.

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