My name is Dazai

The villa was quiet for a long time.

Then the writer Ango let out an earth-shattering coughing sound.

"This kind of thing is invalid even if you sign it!" Miss Zhizi raised her voice, "I am the only one who can really marry Tangun!"

"Why are you shouting so loudly?" The leader Zai stretched out his arms on Tangun's shoulders, "So what if it doesn't work? I'll keep it as a collection, and the copies will be pasted all over this villa!"

You just want to piss us off!

The Dazai are about to explode.

If it hadn't been for the leader Zai to share the identity certificate just now, they would still say, "Since you are married to 'Dazai Osamu', it is equivalent to marrying us", but the leader Zai is showing this now, and the sinister intentions in it are self-evident.

It is to separate the identity represented by the name "Dazai Osamu".

"Brother, you need to think about it..." Hei Shijae said to Tangun in a voice that was about to cry, and he pulled Tangun's clothes with a few fingers, like a younger brother sending his sister off to marry.

"Tangun..." Writer Jae's expression was a bit complicated, as if he wanted to say a lot, but he couldn't say anything.

Tangun stared at the marriage board, even if he knew that same-sex marriage would not be approved, but this was not the reason for signing his name casually.Always be careful with this kind of thing.

Confessions can follow one's heart, but marriage must always be carefully considered: "Dazai...don't you think the progress is too fast?"

"... soon?" The leader tilted his head.

Tangun paused for a moment when he spoke in such a reasonable tone.

It's only a few days before the confession, and even if you add the time when things went wrong, it's only two weeks.

No matter how you look at it, this speed is too wrong!

"Could it be..." The leader Jae's face changed drastically, showing an expression as if he was about to cry, "Did Tangun just want to play with me? Didn't he accept the confession that he loved me with the intention of spending the rest of his life with me?"

"No no no no!" Tangun hurriedly denied, this kind of answer blurted out without even thinking about it.

And is Dazai just playing around?

The leader Zai put on a smile again in an instant: "Then why is Tangun still hesitating?" The other Dazai were also staring at him.

Tangun felt like a cat that had been thrown on a tree, and could only grab the tree trunk with its paws and tremble.

Ango silently took out his camera with a smirk on his face.

Tangun felt that he should persevere, but felt that he had nothing to persevere, and the leader Jae was right.

Chief Jae had his hands on his shoulders. If Tangun wanted to sign, he could only put his hands through Chief Jae, put his chin on Chief Jae's shoulders, and held the document and pen in a hugging posture.With shaking hands, he signed his name and stamped it.

As soon as the leader Jai felt that he had finished signing, he happily took the document away, and then looked at the Dazai beside him, whose grievances had all turned into reality, and showed a smug smile.

He sealed the papers in a waterproof bag and took off the windbreaker because he was cooking.

It is useless to lock the file, except for the writer Zai, which Dazai is not a professional lock unlocker?

No matter how good the lock is, they can't keep up with their lockpicking technology.

Tangun was also unreliable, he might hand it over after being tortured by Dazai.

So the leader Jae simply tore out the hem of his shirt, stuffed the document into the shirt, and put the shirt back into his trousers.

"Dangdang~" the leader patted the document through his shirt, and patted it as if showing off, then walked briskly into the kitchen humming a little song, turned around and gave Tangun a wink, "Tangun wait for me The food is here~" Miss Zhizi suddenly threw herself on Tangun: "Tangun, sign one with me too! Don't worry, I won't send it to the district office, I just keep it for collection!"

"It's too pretentious!" Hei Shizai dragged Miss Zhizi away.

He's not on the side of the leader Zai, but the document signed by Miss Zhizi is absolutely valid.

"Do you want to sign with me~" Heoshizai dragged Miss Kaijiko coquettishly to Tangun, "You see, my gender is not suitable and I am not even old enough to get married. If I sign it, it will be invalid. Tangun will give me one too. Make a memory of your marriage."

"Hey, don't make trouble." Tangun pinched Hero Sijae's cheek, and suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. The writer Zai was putting on his shoes and preparing to go out, "Dazai, where are you going?"

"Go to the district office to get the documents." Writer Zai smiled.

Tangun was speechless: "...Your mobility shouldn't be so high..."

"Hey, I'll go too!" Writer Ango jumped up from the sofa, "I want to commemorate it too!"

Tangun: "..."

bad friend!This is a bad friend!

Are you so happy to see him lose his reputation one by one!

If you offend the cook so much, aren't you afraid that he will poison the next time he cooks?

"Honey, come and have a taste~" the leader Zai pressed Tangun's shoulders and made him sit down, holding a bowl of soup in one hand and a spoon in the other hand, and brought it to Tangun's mouth, "Come on, ah ~" Tangun paused, and retreated for a while—this seemed to be an instinct for danger, he immediately reacted to the situation, smelled the smell of chicken soup, looked at the color of the chicken soup, and there seemed to be no problem.

The leader Zai was still smiling.

Tangun lowered his head and held the spoon in his mouth. It seemed that the taste was okay, and it was within the delicious range: "Dazai, it's delicious."

It never occurred to him that the rice cooked by Dazai was not some kind of dark cuisine, and he didn't know it at all.

"Yeah, I'll make tofu for you next time~" the leader Jae fed Tangun with a satisfied face.

Miss Zhizi was greatly inspired, she picked up the sushi and brought it to Tangun's mouth: "Tangun, let's try it~" Tangun: "..."

Eat it.

It seems that there is no problem with this.

"I made tempura~" Heo Sijae also handed something to Tangun's mouth.

Tangun: "..."

There is always a feeling of being fed as a pig.

He swallowed with difficulty, and ate the tempura.

"They are all delicious..." Although Tangun felt awkward in their feeding posture, they were all delicious.

But why does he have an inexplicable sense of crisis.

Half an hour later, Tangun, who had eaten all the rice cooked by the Dazai, sat on the dining table chair in a daze.

"Tangun? Tangun?" the leader called out.

Tangun raised his head, and responded with a soft and overly obedient voice: "Huh?"

Chief Zai: "..."

Isn't this cute?

"Tangun?"

"Huh?" It's still the kind of answering sound like a small animal that comes from the mouth without opening and relying on the throat.

The leader Jae approached Tangun.

Tangun fell directly on top of him, really like a cat, rubbing against the leader Jae.

The remaining Dazai looked at each other, looking at each other with the message "What special effects did you add to the rice?".

"But it's kinda cute~" Miss Zhizi looked at Tangun who looked like he had been drugged, and poked his face with her hand.

The leader Jae held Tangun's head to keep him away.

"Stingy." Miss Zhizi made a face.

"Tangun, come back to the room with me." The leader Jae coaxed softly.

"Hmm." Tangun seemed to have lost his ability to speak.

The leader Jae tried to take a step forward, watching Tangun's reaction carefully with his eyes.

Tangun stood up from the chair and took a step with his arms around his waist.

The leader Jae felt an indescribable excitement.Tangun's appearance...is so cute!

The leader Jae quickened his pace, Tangun loosened his waist and pulled his clothes instead.

"Sure enough, Tangun likes me the most." The leader Jae walked to the door of the room, looked at the overly obedient Tangun, and said proudly.Then he ruthlessly pushed away Hei Shizai and Miss Zhizi who wanted to follow, "Go out! It's time for couples!"

Hei Shizai was not reconciled to being pushed out like this. Under the background sound of Miss Zhizi's "Let me be healthy", he grabbed the door frame and shouted with all the strength in his body: "You... old man who is dissatisfied with desires!"

"Slightly slight! You little brat doesn't even have a chance to be dissatisfied!" The leader Zai closed the door forcefully, but he didn't lock it. For Dazai, who has full lockpicking skills, it doesn't matter whether he locks it or not, he might as well unlock it arrogantly .

After all, they are all themselves, and they still understand that they would not do such a thing.

The leader closed the door, took out the bag from the cabinet, shook it, and said to Tangun with a smirk on his face: "Honey, let's try on the skirt~" Tangun: "...Huh?"