My name is Dazai

Tangun was awakened, he reached out his hand to feel for a video camera.

"...Huh?" His mind was a little dull.

He turned his head to look at the leader Zai who seemed to be sleeping with his eyes closed.

The moment his eyes fell on the leader Jae, he opened his eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "Good morning, Tangun."

He will never play with Tangun when he is drunk again.

Even if he is not a human being, but a supernatural body, he is so sleepy that he wants to sleep.

You must know that he hasn't slept in these years as a supernatural body, but even when he was a human, he didn't sleep much.

"...Good morning." Tangun pinched the bridge of his nose, holding the camera in his other hand, "Did something happen?"

The smell in the room suggested what should have happened hours ago, but he couldn't recall anything.

Leader Zai's miserable appearance should also be his masterpiece...

But last night... Didn't he fall down and go to sleep after buying glasses?How could he have the energy to do extra things? His eyes fell on the wine bottle.

Last night... After he fell asleep, the leader, Zara, shouldn't have been drinking. Although his personality will change slightly after drinking and he will act impulsively, but after he wakes up, he has a complete memory of what he has done.

"What happened..." Tangun murmured.

The leader Jae turned over and took the camera: "Don't Tangun remember?"

Tangun froze.

He didn't remember making the leader Zai like this, and it was inevitable that he would feel like a scumbag who didn't recognize anyone.

The leader Zai murmured in his heart that the Vitality Stewed Chicken seemed to be working normally, so he was completely out of impression.

...Ah, yes, Vitality Stewed Chicken...I was tossed so hard last night, so I still have my own pot.

It's just that I was so clever before. Is it the pot of sushi or the pot of tempura?

It's... so cute.

The leader Jae thinks he can try more in the future.

"Then...Tangun doesn't remember this either?" The leader Jae picked up a document.

Tangun read the words above: "...Marriage?"

"Hmmmm~ I cooked for Tangun yesterday, and Tangun was very touched, and then he proposed to me." The leader Jae held the marriage certificate with one hand, and stroked his face with the other hand, and his face was covered with tears. She said shyly and in a coy tone.

Tangun: "..."

He felt even worse!

Tangun actually knew that he would not propose marriage because of this kind of thing, but he couldn't think of any other reason when the facts were in front of him.

He covered his head, but couldn't remember what happened yesterday.

"You...can't remember?" The leader Zai choked up.

Tangun's conscience ached, he said bravely, "I think about it."

"Really? Really?" The leader Zai leaned on Tangun and pressed him on the bed, "I also remembered the thing about buying me a wedding ring." "... Dazai, are you taking advantage of the fire? ?” Tangun felt something was wrong.

No matter what, I feel that such an aggressive progress is the style of the leader Jae.

"Tangun...you really don't remember it?" the leader Zaiyin said sadly.

Tangun: "...No, I remembered."

The "real" leader Zai switched to the poor kitten mode in a second, lying on his chest.

"Really." Tangun said boldly.

"It's really good." The leader Jae rolled himself up with a quilt, then stretched out a few fingers and shook Tangun, "Tangun, I want to eat fried crab cakes in the morning."

"Okay." Tangun always felt that he had been tricked.

"I love you~" the leader Jae confessed enthusiastically.

Tangun: "..." Love to love, the routine is not soft at all.

"Tangun, I'm so hungry..." As soon as the door was opened, the two Dazai sitting on the dining table downstairs complained.

Zai Meow ran up the stairs, rubbed against Tangun's trousers, and made a sweet meow meow meow.

"Ah, sorry, are you starving?" Tangun picked up Zaimiao, rubbed his head, and placed him on Zaimiao's exclusive seat.

He suddenly looked around: "Where are Dazai and Ango...ah, I mean those two writers."

"I don't know... I went out yesterday morning and never came back." Hei Shizai said while lying on the table.

The few of them haven't eaten since yesterday morning.

Homemade meals?

Are you kidding me, is the rice that Dazai cooks for eating?

Eating canned food alone was not satisfying, so I didn't eat.

Tangun frowned, looked for his mobile phone, opened it and checked, it was out of battery.

He found the charger to charge his phone, then went into the kitchen and started cooking.

After the leader Zaidian's meal was ready, the phone rang.

Tangun answered the phone: "Hi, this is Tan..."

"I'm very sorry to bother you, and let you reply me in your busy schedule." On the other side of the phone was an overly polite and alienated address common to natives, and he flipped through the ID cards he found from the two people and asked, "I I would like to ask, do you know people named Yasugo Sakaguchi and Shuji Tsushima?"

Tangun: "..."

Does he want to say that he doesn't know each other?

"...It's someone I know. I'm causing you trouble." Tangun brought the crab cakes upstairs. He knew that the leader would definitely not want to go downstairs to eat like he did this morning. "May I ask them to give you more What's the trouble?"

"Please come over and settle the bill." The other person said, and then gave a list of addresses.

The corners of Tangun's mouth twitched slightly.

He knew it.

He put the tray on the table in the room, then picked up his coat: "Dazai, I'm going out for a while."

"... Oh." The leader Zai Wei paused and said unhappy.

"I'll be back soon." Tangun gave him a hug.

The leader Zai turned his head and ignored him.

Tangun was helpless, but now he was eager to bring writer Ango and writer Zai back, so he could only hastily close the door.

The leader Jae watched Tangun leave, feeling quite upset, but it was useless to stop him.

He can only find some fun to make himself happy.

He turned on the camera and connected it to the computer.

The leader, Zai, was watching the video while eating crab cakes, showing a slightly idiotic expression in satisfaction.

Tangun hadn't been idle for the eight hours before he regained his sense of self.

It's rare to be so obedient, it's a pity not to let Tangun do more things that he wouldn't normally do.

In the video, Tangun is curled up on the bed, wearing a maid outfit, with one hand tucked away.

And another voice in the video—that is, the voice of the leader Jae, excitedly said to Tangun: "Tangun Tangun, quickly say 'meow'."

Tangun looked at him with light blue gentle and soft eyes, and the shrunken hand moved: "Meow~"...Really, it looks like a cute big white cat!

The leader Zai held his face in his hands, a small pink flower appeared in the background, and switched to the next video.

"Tangun, come here and rub my hand." A hand stretched out from the main perspective in the camera.

Tangun looked at it dully for a while, then looked closer, then tilted his head and rubbed against it.

The white and soft hair like snow rubbed against the leader Zai's hands, and the leader Zai couldn't help rubbing his hair into a mess.

"Meow." Tangun said suddenly, leaning his head on his hand, his fluffy hair on his head.

In the video, the leader Zai paused.

The actions of the leader Zai outside the video also paused.

The leader Zai felt that his blood bar was about to be emptied.

He looked at his palm and felt the touch of Tangun's hair still resting on his hand.

How about... feed Tangun yesterday's meal again?

Playing the same game twice is no fun.

The leader Jae thought regretfully, why not do it the next time he forced Tangun to wake up?That expression of embarrassment and indignation when awake must be more delicious.

Thinking about the leader, Jae, felt excited.

The leader Zai took seven hours of video in eight hours, and the memory card was changed several times.He looked over one by one, but when he looked up, he realized that it was already afternoon.

The leader Zai: "..." He has a bad feeling why the person hasn't come back yet.

As if in response to his hunch, his phone rang.

The leader Zai stared at the string of numbers silently, then answered the phone: "Hello?"

"Hello, is this... Osamu Dazai?" There was a hesitant voice on the phone, and someone was muttering, "Is this name the same as the suicidal man from the Armed Detective Agency", but they quickly picked up , "Please bring your documents to bail Mr. Tan and Mr. Tsushima."

He listened silently to what was said on the phone, and showed a smile, the kind of smile that was clearly evoked at the corner of his mouth, but made people feel that the soul was trembling with fear.

"……Okay, I know."

The leader got out of bed, hung up the phone, and looked around for things.

Where is his hatchet?