My name is Dazai

An hour before Chief Zai received the call—three people were pulled up from the net to clean up the river garbage.

Two mackerel stick together facing each other.

The writer Zai has not sobered up yet, jumping into the river is no longer exciting for him, so he stretched out his hand and patted the face of Wu Jingzai opposite him in a daze: "Why is there a mirror..."

When he caught Wu Zhenzai's face, he let go of his hand in super disgust: "Hey, what is this thing on the mirror, it's so hot and soft, it's disgusting!"

Wu Jingzai is more relaxed than writer Zai. He is a professional jumper, and the number of suicides is more frequent than writer Zai.

He ignored the writer Jai, who was also a mackerel, turned around with difficulty and kneed the third person hanging on the net: "Hey, Tangun, are you still awake?"

Compared to the dazais who were able to do their job with ease, Tangun couldn't bear such tossing at all, and had already lost consciousness.

Wu Jingzai looked up at the police car that had already appeared: "Oh, it's a bit troublesome to get out today."

The ambulance was already planning to rescue three people, but in the end the doctor looked at the two Dazai alive and kicking, and only rescued Tangun.

After Tangun regained consciousness, he checked that there was nothing wrong with him, and he was asked to pay the inspection fee quickly, and Tangun was taken to the police station.

Tangun, who not only regained consciousness from drowning, but also woke up from alcohol, thought lazily.How do you feel that you are losing money all day?

Dazai really has the ability to bring bad luck to people, right?

Writer Zai was sleeping soundly, while Wu Detective Zai stroked the hand of the police lady, and said with affectionate and charming eyes: "This beautiful lady, are you willing to die in love with me?"

Tangun: "..." No wonder this wild Dazai broke twice as much money.

"If Mr. Dazai is proposing marriage, my answer is yes~" The police lady smiled brightly like spring, and then it became as cold as the cold wind in the next second, "If you die for love... Mr. Dazai seems to be interested in this The consequences of a suicide have not been seriously considered, it seems that you should not be given the slightest chance of bail."

"Oh, oh hehehehe..." Wu Detective Zai let out a strange laugh, as if forcibly defending himself, "Miss is really too shy."

The police lady smiled, but she was cursing in her heart: "Bah, you Neptune, how many women have you said this to?" It's not like no one has ever been tempted. A handsome man like Wu Jingzai tried his best to exude charm, who can refuse.

But life is the most precious.

After proposing the invitation of "Shall we die in love together?", the girl of the police lady was heartbroken.

Since Butan Jae was a frequent visitor to the game due to suicide, and writer Jae and Butan Jae had exactly the same appearance, Tangun also enjoyed VIP treatment.

...Although he doesn't want this kind of VIP treatment.

Tangun covered his face with his hands, feeling his ears were turning red: "Yes, I'm sorry...I drank a little too much today."

"Then I agreed to die for love." Wu Zhenzai blinked his eyes aside, "Why didn't I meet such a person? I will definitely get the beauty drunk."

"...Please don't do that." Tangun said weakly, "It's better to ask when you are awake."

"Mr. Dazai, please shut your mouth." The police lady looked at the two identification cards on the table.

"Last time you have already died with him once!" Wu Zhenzai said in a sad tone.

The police lady's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Oh? So he's a repeat offender?"

"Yes, yes! I haven't died in love once. Damn it, I can't forgive it!" Wu Zhenzai fanned the flames and was glared at by the police lady, "It's really impossible, invite me to die in love next time, even though you She's not a beauty, but she's barely acceptable."

The police lady took out the handcuffs and handcuffed Buteizai back, and took out the tape to seal Wuzhenzai's mouth: "Mr. Dazai, if you don't calm down, you can live in the police station for a few days."

Wu Jingzai didn't panic at all when he was treated like this, and he twisted up proudly, looking proud instead of ashamed, and even winked at the police lady.

"Do you know how much harm suicide will bring to society?" the police lady looked at Tangun and said bitterly, and then began the regular education.

Tangun's ears were flushed, and subconsciously felt that it was too embarrassing to be taught a lesson by this police lady who was much younger than him.

The explanation seemed to pale all of a sudden.

In fact, he wanted to say that they were not dying for love today.

But the original purpose was to fall into the river and be caught and sent to the police station for the police to send them back...

The first half went well...

No, he must have had alcohol in his head at the time to agree to writer Zai's proposal!

This kind of explanation is completely impossible to say, even more difficult than saying that they are dying for love!

why!

why!

why!

It is obviously not the first time that he was tricked by the writer Zai to die in love, but why does he not have a long memory at all?

Tangun, there is nothing to love in life.