My name is Dazai

Cat owners do all sorts of weird idiotic and silly things.

For example, put your finger into the cat's mouth when the cat is yawning; lick the cat on a whim; bury your face on the cat's belly and suck it back and forth...

There is also the cat bell who pervertedly stretched his claws towards the little tomcat in his family.

Tangun was victimized.

"As expected, if you don't touch the cat bell, the fun will be reduced by half." Dazai made a perverted conclusion.

Tangun... is going to split.

"...Miwu..." He made a pitiful voice.

Dazai let go of the cat bell, and Tangun immediately came back to his senses, he was done, and he even used his tail to cover the key parts.

"Tangun...even if I get along so well with Gin, I'm still jealous." Dazai wailed.

Tangun: "Meow..." I'm just a cat now.

"It's cruel! It's cruel!" Dazai rolled on the table, "Finally tricked Tangun's body, and Tangun turned into a cat! Although I don't mind having something happen with the cat, but it's too small! It’s hard for me to abstain from sexual intercourse after finally having sex! It’s so bullying!”

Tangun swayed and almost fell.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

Dazai saw Tangun's fur all over his body exploded, so he stopped sitting, but took a step back, looked at Dazai with a vigilant posture, and his tail was also arched.

"Hey...Tangun, don't worry, I became vigilant when I mentioned Tangun, and since I said that, I just don't have such thoughts." Dazai looked at the cat that was about to run wildly, and comforted him.

The white cat's hair is not so badly fried.

"I was thinking about another thing..." Dazai reached out and touched Tangun's back, he was not afraid of Tangun scratching him at all.

Tangun clearly trusted Dazai, and it didn't take long for Mao to calm down.

"A cat's life is too short..." Dazai said sadly.

Tangun lowered his head, and lowered his tail and ears.

"I heard that neutered cats can live longer. Now, Tangun, it's not as good as us..."

"Meow!" There was a shrill meow from the chief's room.

"Ask me to catch the cat? Huh? Are you out of your mind?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also came angrily.

"This is the most serious matter." Dazai sat on the chair, crossed his hands, showing a solemn expression.

If it wasn't for Dazai holding the chicken nest, Chuya would have believed it.

Looking up, a white cat was standing at the top of the bookshelf, with its big white tail flicking back and forth with extremely high frequency.Cats are different from dogs. Dogs flick their tails for fun, while cats flick their tails for anger.

"...Why did you provoke him?" Although Zhong Yuan didn't like this cat of unknown origin very much, he still knew that this cat had a good temper.

The veterinarian asserted that this cat was the best-tempered cat he had ever seen in his career, and this cat was particularly indulgent to Dazai, no matter how Dazai hugged it, it would not struggle, and completely obeyed Dazai.

"It's nothing." It was the first time Dazai saw Tangun so angry.

It seems that this time the teasing is too much.

Of course he wouldn't sterilize Tangun, he felt uncomfortable seeing Tangun injured before, let alone sterilize him.

Just kidding.

Today it seems that the pace of persecution is so fast and dense that even Tangun is angry.

Dazai also felt guilty.

Zhongyuan Zhong also strode to the bookshelf and floated up.

"Meow!" The white cat jumped down from the bookshelf, avoiding any physical contact with Chuya Nakahara.

He still knows the ability of Chuya Zhongyuan.

Although the white cat suffered a broken bone two months ago, it has been taken care of very well and is now alive and kicking without any problems.

Although Zhong Yuanzhong is also a master of gymnastics, Mao is a natural master of agility.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also petite, and although Bai Mao is a big cat among cats, it is far smaller than him.

In addition, this is the chief's room, and Zhong also didn't dare to do too much, which led to...

"Hey, Chuya can't even catch the cat." Dazai watched the white cat scurrying around in the room.

By the way...was Tangun too naive after turning into a cat? Dazai didn't believe that Tangun would be so angry.

Sure enough, Chuuya scared the cat, and now Tangun's cat instinct had the upper hand.

"You still have the face to say it!" Chuya Zhongya's ability needs to be deactivated, this cat is too thieves.

Once before, he almost caught the cat's tail, but Dazai suddenly yelled "Don't be rude to the leader's wife", which made him hesitate for a moment, and he had already caught the cat.

"Catch it yourself if you have the ability!" Zhongye is petite and has a big temper.

"Meow." The white cat suddenly jumped onto Dazai's lap, and buried its head between Dazai's legs, obviously exhausted.

Dazai raised his hands, raised them exaggeratedly and then slowly lowered them, patting the white cat's buttocks: "I got it!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Sending hugs, door-to-door delivery, crazy posting...

Inexplicably, he felt that he had been shown affection.

He stared at Dazai, didn't say hello, held his hat, and walked away cursing.

Dazai waited for Nakaya to leave, and hugged Tanmiao with his arms.

Tangun's tail flicked, blocking the key parts.

"Tangun delayed my work just now." Dazai slapped him.

Tangun: "... Meow."

"But it's okay, I forgive Tangun!" Dazai touched the tip of Tangun's nose with his own nose, and then showed a pitiful expression, "Tangun forgive me too, okay? How could I have the heart to hurt Tangun? "

"Tangun's frightened look just now scared me too. I will not make such jokes with Tangun in the future."

"Meow." Tangun called out.

"Are you talking about me deceiving Tangun's body?" Dazai asked.

"Meow meow meow meow!" Even though you said that, don't say it so bluntly!

Tangun patted the back of Dazai's hand with his meat pad.

It didn't hurt at all, but it was cute.

"Well, I won't talk about touching cats in the future." Dazai naturally knew what Tangun meant.

"Meow..." Finally Tangun meowed again.

Dazai pondered for a moment: "Are you talking about the cat bell? Can I refuse this? It feels so good, let me touch it occasionally~" "Tangun~" Before Tangun could say anything, he saw Dazai pull out the bell. A book: "Cat Bells Are Art! Read This Book If You Don't Believe It!"

He was holding a photobook in his hand.

Cat Bell Photobook.

"Super cute, Tangun! Do you want me to touch other cats' cat bells?" Dazai held the book in front of half of his face.

"Meow."

"Eh? I said Tangun would be jealous." Dazai patted Tangun's head.

"Meow!" Tangun meowed loudly.

Don't pretend to be incomprehensible at this time!

What he said was clearly: "Go and touch it, I don't mind!"

It's just touching the cat, how could he be jealous.

"Don't worry, I will never touch the cat bells of other cats, my body and mind belong to Tangun!" Dazai swore, and his tone was quite turbulent, "And Tangun's cat bells are the cutest! I have seen Tangun cat bells for a cat can’t be tempted by cat bells for other cats.”

Where did you learn this weird accent?

Tangun's goosebumps were about to rise.

He would probably understand if he had seen the ex-government leader who was a Lolicon.

Tangun covered his face with his paws: "... Meow..." Forget it, it's up to you.

He is... unable to refuse Dazai.

"I knew Tangun was the best! I like Tangun the most!" Dazai's tacit understanding came online again, and the strength of the tenth level of Maoyu was displayed again, and he hugged Tangun and kissed him.

Tangun thought about this ugly brat.Just listen to what he wants to hear, right?

Dazai felt his wrist itching, and when he looked over, he saw a long white and fluffy tail gently wrapped around his wrist, rubbing happily.

...I'm so happy, Tangun.

Dazai sighed inwardly.

This is too coaxing.