My name is Dazai

"Let's go to Tokyo!" Because the Dazai's proposal was unanimously approved, Tangun brought Dazai to Tokyo on Christmas Day.

As for Ango and the others... the Dazai resolutely abandoned them.

Although Yokohama is not small, it is not as lively as Tokyo.

They arrived in Tokyo the day before Christmas, and...

Dazai and the others started to go shopping.

"Tangun, shall you try this sweater?" Originally, only writer Zai and Ms. Zhizi were interested in going shopping, but when it came to buying clothes for Tangun, Dazai and Dazai all turned on their female high school attributes and began to change clothes. game.

Tangun looked at the other people... as long as he praised the clothes his girlfriend tried on himself, Tangun felt that he would not be stupid in this regard.

But the problem is, now besides her boyfriend, there are three slaughters, and it is really painful for him to deal with four at the same time.

Tangun hugged the cat bag, only Zaimiao who can't pick clothes can give him some warmth.

The high frequency of questions and Dazai's displeasure no matter how they answered, reminded Tangun of the urban legend Gap Girl.

The Gap Girl said, "Am I pretty?"

Dazai asked, "Is this dress beautiful?"

If the answer is not pretty, the Gap Girl will kill the answerer with a sickle or scissors.

If the answer is not beautiful, Dazai will see Tangun with eyes that are about to weep to the point where his heart is about to break.

If the answer is good, the Gap Girl will take off her mask and ask "So what?"

If the answer is beautiful, the other Dazai will pick up a piece of clothing and ask, "How does this compare with the one he chose?"

Among other things, when it comes to playing badly with Tangun, the Dazai are professionals.

After trying more than 50 pieces of clothing, Tangun couldn't bear it any longer: "Dazai, I feel a little uncomfortable, I need to go to the toilet."

I'm sorry, Dazai, he lied.

He couldn't bear it anymore.

The Dazai looked at Tangun's fleeing figure.

"Ah, Tangun is more tolerant than I thought." Miss Zhizi exhaled.

"Tangun is so pitiful." Writer Jae said.

But in fact he persecuted Tangun very vigorously, and he didn't mean to pity Tangun at all.

The people around looked at Tangun in awe, looking at the King of the Sea, to naked sympathy...Ghost knows what Tangun went through.

The leader, Jae, held the cat bag that Tangun stuffed into his hand, shook the cat in his hand, but didn't answer, and turned around to take the clothes he had mixed for Tangun to pay for.

Tangun sat on the toilet like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

Mental and physical exhaustion.

Not only the body was hollowed out, but also the brain.

He just stared at the ceiling and did nothing.

After a while, he checked the time on his phone.

Ah, Dazai and the others should have already chosen what they want to buy, right?

He stood up and opened the door.

A man by the door stared blankly at him.

Tangun was so frightened that he dropped the phone immediately, he frantically picked up the phone, and looked at the strange man.

Tangun originally thought that he had occupied the bathroom for too long, but he turned his head and found that the other cubicles seemed to be empty.

He suddenly felt terrified, and his skin got goosebumps.

As long as the lights here are a little dim, it is simply the scene of a horror movie.

What kind of abnormality did this encounter?

Tangun put the phone in his pocket, pushed his glasses, and prepared to leave.Although he felt horrified, he wasn't too scared, after all, his own force value was there.

At this moment, a hand was suddenly placed on his shoulder.

Tangun suddenly felt that this person must have been dragged around the shopping mall just like him.He was originally a gentle and friendly person, and he would not think of people as bad.This also led to his lack of vigilance and his fluke towards other people's behavior.

"Supernatural power——" Tangun just raised his hand to give this person a back throw, but as soon as the other party's supernatural power was activated, he lost consciousness.

"Personality twist."

The man's hand was loosened from Tangun's shoulder, and a sky blue round crystal with a moist luster appeared in the palm of his hand.

"He's a good man." The man sighed, and put Tangun back on the toilet, allowing him to fall down in a very uncomfortable position.

It's a pity that he has a good relationship with Osamu Dazai.

He originally planned to throw away the crystal, but seeing the beautiful blue color, he put the crystal in his pocket.

It was so beautiful, he was reluctant to throw it away, so let this be his compensation from Osamu Dazai.

"Why hasn't Tangun come back yet?" The leader Jae knew the time without looking at the watch.

The Dazai knew exactly when Tangun would come back.

Even if Tangun escaped from them, he would not escape for too long.

But now this time has not come back...

"Did something happen?" Miss Zhizi said worriedly.

"Could it be that he was scared away?" Writer Zai mused.After all, if you do too much, then the cat will run away.

Although Tangun was not arrogant, he was as timid as a cat.

"If there is any problem, it is likely to be that guy's fault." Black Tokizai angrily criticized Buteizai who was still in Yokohama, "It must be the trouble he caused."

The leader Zai carried the cat bag, thought for a while, and walked quickly towards the bathroom.

There is no result of discussion like this, so it is better to be more straightforward.Compared with the other Dazai who like to talk, the leader Zai is a little silent and reticent. Although he is still a talkative party, he does things more neatly.

Writer Jae wasn't too worried, he had a hunch that Tangun was fine.

Facts have always proved that his intuition is very accurate.

The bathroom that Tangun would choose would only be one with less traffic, allowing him to spend a lot of time relaxing.

The leader pushed away from the men's bathroom, turned to look at Miss Zhizi who was also coming in: "You..."

Miss Zhizi hung up the "cleaning" sign, showing disdainful eyes: "It's just a men's bathroom."

Then she raised her hand to cover the crazily raised mouth corners: "It would be even better if Tangun hadn't pulled up his pants yet."

Writer Zai: "..." The female hooligan.

It was easy to determine which compartment Tangun was in.

Only one door was ajar, the others were fully open.Apparently, someone's leg was on the door, preventing it from opening fully.

The leader Jae pushed open the door, but as expected he encountered an obstacle, he exerted a little force: "Tangun, wake up."

"Hmm..." the person in the cubicle groaned.Moaned, slightly bent his legs.

The door opens fully without a hitch.

The leader Jae grabbed Tangun's shoulder and shook it: "Tangun, are you okay?"

The man raised his hand and grabbed the roots of his own hair, frowning tightly, as if he was in pain, after a while, he relaxed, the hand that was holding his own hair loosened, and inserted it instead.Into his white hair, as if combing his own hair, and as if he was playing handsome, he lifted it up.

There was a sinister smile on his face that Tangun would never show.

"I'm fine. I've never felt better."

With a frivolous tone, he pinched the leader Zai's chin and said word by word: "Dear, love, yes."

Chief Zai: "..."

Writer Zai: "..."

Hei Shizai: "..."

Miss Zhizi: "..."

Zai Miao: "..."

"Tangun looks like this...it's awesome." The leader Jae let Tangun pinch his chin, and said in an admiring tone, "It's good that Tangun is fine."

"Yeah, I have an appointment to see the Christmas tree tonight." Miss Zhizi said excitedly.

The writer Zai looked at Tangun: "This look is a bit exciting."

The leader Jae pressed on Tangun: "Seeing Tangun's normal and energetic appearance, I feel relieved."

"My state is not normal no matter how you look at it! How is it normal!" Tangun, who was in a blackened state, was stunned by the incoherent words of several Dazai, and blurted out this sentence.

"Why don't I think of how to get me back to normal, but start discussing the itinerary happily!"

"Didn't Tangun say 'I've never felt so good'?" Miss Zhizi raised her index finger and put it on her cheek, asking cutely.

"Then you believe it?" Tangun was obviously furious.

"Does Tangun feel bad now?" the leader Jae asked with concern.

Tangun turned his head away and said, "It's very good...but it's not normal no matter how you look at it!"

"Is this a normal reaction for you? Woo..."