My name is Dazai

"Tangun, refresh me quickly..." When he woke up in the morning, the leader took Tangun's clothes and acted coquettishly, "I feel so uncomfortable."

Although Tangun doesn't like to see him as a supernatural power, but now he is indeed Tangun's supernatural power, and it is actually very easy to recover, just let Tangun take him back and release him.

It's just that the leader Zai doesn't like it very much, wouldn't that make him feel lonely?

It's just that last night he thought that this kind of Tangun who would be a little rough was really rare, and maybe he would not stop after eating the last meal. Although he knew that his physical strength had reached its limit, he desperately provoked Tangun.

This caused him to completely fall apart today, and his butt hurts too much.

Tangun ignored him and went to brush his teeth.

Who can be blamed for committing suicide.

He is still a little proud.

He was really too gentle before, every time the leader Jae seemed to be doing his job with ease, as if he was saying that Tangun couldn't satisfy him at all.

Thinking about it this way, my back doesn't hurt anymore.

"Tangun!" The leader Jae was almost dragged off the bed by Tangun, "It's too cruel!"

After rinsing, Tangun frowned as he looked at the clothes he had prepared for himself. Finally, he changed into the clothes he just bought last night, but luckily they weren't dirty.

After he changed his clothes, he found that the leader Zai was lying on the bed in the same posture as before.

"Tangun..." the leader called out aggrievedly.

"Why haven't you changed your clothes yet?" Tangun asked ruthlessly.

This is like a scumbag who eats clean and doesn't recognize people.

"I'm so tired, Tangun, take me to take a shower." The leader Jae switched from coquettish to threatening mode without any obstacles, and it was too silky, "Otherwise, I'll talk to someone about the details of our last night..."

Tangun picked up Jae-in-law, put him on the bathtub, and started to turn on the water.

"Hey, Tangun, don't be shy..." The leader Jae lay comfortably in the bathtub, "It's my dream to talk about these things with others, please give me a chance."

"I said, you really don't think you're betraying me." Tangun didn't wear contact lenses, so he looked at the leader Jae with vain eyes.

"Tangun..." The leader Jae hooked Tangun's finger, "You didn't hide your love for me."

There are many ways to annoy him, but I chose to stare at him while watching a movie.

Well, the current Tangun is Tsundere.

Refusing to look at him directly, she just stared at him in the childish and provocative way of an elementary school student approaching someone he likes.

cute.

The way Tangun looked at him was never the same as the way he looked at strangers.

Personalities may change, but this love does not.

After a person's personality has changed, he is still not this person

The leader Jae thought he would struggle with this issue for a long time, after all he is also a sensitive and thoughtful person.

But he has feelings.

Tangun's soul was still watching him after his personality was reversed.

The same soul, the same love, only temporarily changed as if sick.

"I am the one called the devil and the devil king by others." The leader Zai leaned his head on the bathtub. He looked cute and soft, and he couldn't match words like "devil" and "devil king" at all.

The black cat is soaked in the water, and its wet appearance has a different kind of cuteness.

"It is impossible for me to recognize Tangun wrongly." The leader Jae smiled and played with his fingers, "Tangun's soul belongs to me, and the devil will not eat the wrong soul."

He lightly bit Tangun's finger, and then continued: "Saving the devil will bring retribution, and the devil will eat Tangun's soul."

"Hiss." Tangun gasped expressionlessly, as if matching the leader Jae's performance.

"Tangun's soul is the only soul I want." The leader Jae put the tip of his nose close to Tangun's finger.

Tangun could feel his breath through his fingers, and his fingertips twitched with a tickle. .

"No, I will never make a mistake...the smell of Tangun's soul." The leader Jae said slowly.

"So you think so?" Tangun pulled out his finger.

"Now I want to taste the taste of Tangun's lips," said the leader Jae.

Tangun got up: "Ah, I'm so hungry, I'm going to eat cake, you wash slowly."

"Eh? Ehhhhhh!" There was a clattering sound from the bathtub, "Tangun! Tangun, I just want to taste..."

Is this guy really tired?Look at him full of energy.

Tangun closed the door, he wasn't lying, he was very hungry now.

He opened the refrigerator and squatted down. His eyes were on the leftover cake from last night, and his head suddenly hit the refrigerator.

His cheeks were flushed, and the coolness of the refrigerator did not make him feel the heat subside.

Recognizing his soul or something... How could such a thing be possible!

He seemed to be able to hear his heart beating fast.

"Dazaiji, you liar!" He shouted suddenly.

Recognizing the soul is romantic and impractical.

"Wow! What's wrong with me?" The leader Jae, who received a bad review, wailed in the bathroom.

Tangun tried his best to calm down, and after eating the cake, he opened the bathroom door to see the leader Jae, and found that the guy had fallen asleep in the bathtub.

This matter of just a few minutes seems to have not been pretending before.

He went to remove the cabinet that was blocking the door, compared to the effort of the leader, he moved it easily.

The door lock immediately made a clicking sound, and then a hand stretched in nimbly and opened the deadbolt.

Tangun felt as if he saw a litter of cats trying to squeeze in through the crack of the door.

"Tangun! Here I come!" A cat in a sand-colored windbreaker arched into the door, wanting to pounce on Tangun.

Tangun turned slightly.

Wu Jingzai fell to the ground with a "slap".

Miss Zhizi stepped on Buteizai, kicked hard, and also flew towards Tangun.

Then she bumped into the cabinet.

"Brother!" Hei Shizai stepped on Wu Zhenzai seemingly unintentionally, and wanted to kick Miss Zhizi, but before he succeeded, he was pulled to the ground by two adult Dazai, one by one.

The writer Zai looked at his other self with disgust, and walked around against the wall.

This is not cowardice, this is prudence.

"Tangun, I missed work and came to see you." Butekunzai patted his clothes and got up from the ground.

The Christmas Armed Detective Agency is not a holiday either.

"What's skipping work..." The sound of water was heard in the bathroom, and the leader, Zai Tan, raised his head, "It's clear that I commissioned the Armed Detective Agency, that's why you're here."

"You don't need to entrust, if something happens to Tangun, I will come from Yokohama for everything." Butei Zai pushed the leader Zai's head into the bathroom.

Although it's funny to say so, Wu Xun Zai is indeed the one with the highest force value among all the slaughters present.

The leader Zai had absolutely no room for resistance.

"Ah, speaking of which, Tangun gave me an early Christmas present before leaving Yokohama, and I haven't prepared a Christmas present for Tangun yet." Buteizai said unconscionable words, "Why don't I give myself to Tangun Jun."

"As expected of Dazai Osamu." Tangun rolled his eyes.

The excuse after not preparing a gift is the same.

"Damn it, has such a good idea been used?" Wu Xunzai said sadly.

The leader Zai limped out in a bathrobe with water dripping from his hair: "Only I can give this kind of gift!"

Tangun picked up the leader, Jae, and threw him on the bed.

The guy was wet all over, and all the water was on his body.

"Also, you didn't pay the entrustment fee." Wu Zhenzai said confidently.

"You have the face to ask for commission fees for your troubles?" Miss Zhizi also patted her clothes.

"Then solve this problem as a Christmas present for Tangun." Buteizai ignored Miss Ajiko, and fixed his eyes on Tangun, "Ah, speaking of which, none of these guys received any gifts from Tangun, did they?"

The rest of the Dazai family were silent.

There are no surprises if you find a gift in advance.

Although I know what Tangun will give, what I want for a gift is the moment when it is delivered to someone else.

Blame them for not holding back.

"Sure enough, when you saw that I received the gift, you couldn't wait to look for it, right?" The one who knew himself was himself, Wu Xunzai's knife was very precise.

"Don't pretend there, you obviously did it on purpose, took a picture and sent it to us." Hei Shizai folded his arms, "Even a child can't be fooled."

"That's Tangun's love, how could I not show it to you?" Butekunzai covered his face shyly, "I want to show it off!"

"Hey." The writer Zai cut himself a piece of cake, and with an expression of "I don't understand you young people", he has already started eating.

"As expected, isn't Dazai just such a bad character?" Tangun was not surprised.

Dazai's persecution of Dazai is already a daily repertoire.

"Wow." Butengzai looked surprised, "Did Tangun realize it? Is this the function of that supernatural ability? It can actually see through our truth...the super version of Tangun appeared!"

Then he turned his head and looked at the other Zai: "This matter... don't rush to solve it? It would be nice to play for a while longer." "I thought so too, otherwise why did I ask you?" The leader Zai sighed, "If If I take action, the problem will definitely be resolved faster."

He stepped on Wu Zhenzai to show his ability.

"The main reason is that you can't do what you want to do now." Wu Zhenzai approached the leader Zai, and slapped him on the head.

"You hit me!" The leader Zai widened his eyes.

"I'll hit you, come and fight back!" Wu Xunzai still needed to be beaten even if he faced himself.

The leader Zai really has no strength, even if he thinks about it, he may not be able to beat Wu Zhenzai, he still knows how naughty he is.So what if he hit it, with his strength, maybe it's not flirting?

too disgusting!

"Tangun, he hit me~" the leader Jae hugged his head, like a kindergarten kid complaining.

Tangun said indifferently: "...you can all go away."

"What a irritable Tangun! You're scolding me! It's great! Don't you really think about staying a little longer?" Butekunzai was so excited that he wanted to study Tangun carefully.

"Yeah, yesterday you rejected us severely." Miss Zhizi sighed.

"Brother, why don't you hit me a little harder before you get back to normal?" Hei Shizai thought that Tangun's slap on him didn't hurt at all yesterday, and felt regretful.

Angry Tangun!Very rare Tangun!Tangun who will scold them!It even made Tangun angry!

If you don't hurry up and get beaten and scolded, you will have no chance!

Several Dazai's minds kept thinking about this matter.

"You're being beaten." Buteng Jae looked at Hei Si Jae in shock, "Ah, Tangun, I want it too!"

"That's right, Tangun you only hit this brat yesterday." The writer Jae also came up, "See my fluffy head? It'll be super comfortable to pat, but don't use too much force!"

"Tangun, I would like to have some of them..." Miss Zhizi tugged at the corner of Tangun's clothes.

"Meow..." Zai Meow grabbed Tangun's trousers.

Each Dazai is like a child who goes to the playground to ask for souvenirs.

It's just that the souvenirs of "Tangun Blackened Only" don't look right.

"Are you some kind of weird masochists?" Tangun suddenly felt that he, who had been affected by the supernatural power, seemed to be the most normal person.The Dazai should be classified as normal people... no, let’s just separate them from the human category.

"That's right, a group of perverts." The leader Jae put his arms around Tangun's waist, with a shy expression on his face, "It's not like Tangun 'beat' me last night."

Dazai: "..."

Tangun: "..."

"Alas!"