Master sees my hairy
Chapter 3
No, the bamboo bears on the mountain behind my house can't sleep without you. "
Xi Feng came over and saw his face, he was taken aback: "Why are your eyes so swollen?"
Bai Zang: "..."
Xi Feng thought for a while, and then said: "I heard from our military doctor that the swollen face in the morning may be due to kidney problems. Do you want to..."
Before he finished speaking, a golden hairpin flew straight towards him.Xi Feng quickly turned his head to avoid it: "It's dangerous."
Baizang's swollen eyes stared, several layers of eyelids popped out: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll nail you to the door."
It seemed to be so threatening yesterday.Xi Feng smiled and said, "Then you can only be a widow."
Bai Zang: "..."
Why did he fall asleep, this silly boy is like a different person, talking nonsense.
After Xi Feng finished speaking, he also realized that his joke was a bit too much, and hurriedly covered it up: "Um... so hungry, Mr. Bai, are you hungry? How about I go find something to eat."
After speaking, he ran away.
Bai Zang: "Oh."
……
Xi Feng walked around first, after making sure that there was no danger in the yard, he followed the scent to find the kitchen, but heard the faint voice of someone calling for help outside the woodshed.
"Is anyone there? Help me..."
Xi Feng looked around, but for some reason, there was no one around.But the voice in the firewood room became weaker and weaker, and it seemed that the woman would die in a while.
Xi Feng tightly shook the Mo Dao in his hand, after some consideration, he chose to push open the door of the firewood room.
The room was dark and smelled strongly of dry wood and dust.Xi Feng stood at the door, and walked in slowly after his eyes got used to it.
A young woman is bound with rope and thrown with the woodpile.Her sarong was tattered, stained with blood, and she was in a state of embarrassment, but when she saw Xi Feng, her eyes lit up, and she cried with joy: "Wei Lang, you finally came to save me! I knew it, I knew you wouldn't!" Not mine!"
Xi Feng frowned.The Wei Lang in her mouth should be the groom Wei Xi.But who is she, and why was she tied up here?
"Who are you?" Xi Feng asked.
The woman was stunned: "I, I am A Li. Wei Lang, don't you recognize A Li?"
Ali?Li... carp... Xi Feng's heart trembled suddenly, could this be the koi demon that Tang Jin was talking about?
"I fell on my head a few days ago and lost my memory." Xi Feng said nonsense, "Who locked you here?"
A Li also looked at Xi Feng suspiciously.
Xi Feng seemed calm and calm, but in fact he was already holding the handle of the knife with his right hand behind his back.He is a fake after all, he doesn't even have a disguise, and he doesn't know how far he can be fooled.
Ah Li looked at it for a long time but didn't see why, so he could only stare at him resentfully: "Who else can I have, you married a good wife."
Bai Zang?
Xi Feng thought again, no, no, am I crazy, the bride is Tang Jin.
But isn't Tang Jin already dead?She is in the ghost world of Huangquan, so how can she do anything to Ah Li?
"Wei Lang, you said that I am the love of your life." A Li's hair was disheveled and pitiful, "Wei Lang, I'm in so much pain, can you untie it for me?"
Xi Feng's brain throbbed when he heard it, Tang Jin's matter hadn't been figured out yet, another one came, he really wanted to find out this merciful Wei Xi and chop him up.
"Then you wait for a while, I have to go back and ask my 'wife'." Naturally, Xi Feng would not just believe Ah Li's words so easily, and planned to go back and tell Bai Zang first.
When he walked to the door, a qi blade suddenly struck from behind, powerful and fierce, Xi Feng hurriedly turned around and raised his knife to block it.
"Is this what you call liking?"
And Ah Li's eyes were dark red, already possessed by demons, she let out a long laugh, weeping blood every word: "Wei Xi! It's you who blamed me!"
The koi monster turned the waves into the sky, and the water wall poured down, enveloping Xi Feng impermeably. This time, even Han Chuan was helpless.
The author has something to say:
Bai Zang: Kidney shovel!Have you ever seen someone cry? QAQ
3. Dream Carp Town ([-])
Xi Feng has no spiritual power, no spells, and cutting off the water with a knife is purely a joke.
The water was bitingly cold, and Xi Feng quickly lost his strength and fell into a trance due to lack of oxygen.
Is it possible to die like this?
This life is really...
Xi Feng smiled wryly and closed his eyes, but he didn't expect a Thousand Machine Fan to break through the water and waves, and rescued him back to the ground without any effort.
"Master Bai?" Xi Feng was slightly surprised.
Bai Zang stretched out his hand to help him: "You unlucky ghost, you met a demon as soon as you went out."
Xi Feng lowered his head embarrassingly, but he was actually meddling in his own business.
While speaking, the koi demon rushed forward with its teeth and claws open again, Xi Feng silently took a step back, and with a light flick of the Baizang Qianji fan beside him, three silver needles flew out, landing on A Li Lingxi, Yuhua and Huimen. On the three big acupoints, her spirit veins were sealed.
"Uh...Wei Xi!!!" A Li vomited blood, and was so angry that the dilapidated woodshed was shaken twice by her roar.
Xi Feng took another step back.
Bai Zang covered his face with his fan and turned to look at him: "Who is this girl?"
Xi Feng said dryly: "It's Wei Xi's other... the love of this life."
It's strange, it's obviously not his doing, but Bai Zang's question really made Xi Feng feel a little bit of being questioned, which was very embarrassing.
As soon as the words fell, Ah Li went crazy again.She forcibly broke through the seal of the silver needle, and the demon power of the golden core came straight to Xi Feng, intending to fight to the death.But this time with Bai Zang here, she was doomed to waste all her efforts, before the waves of water rising in the sky even gathered into shape, Ah Li's whole body had already collapsed limply, without a sound.
Xi Feng didn't even see how Bai Zang made his move.
"Just... kill it?" Xi Feng looked at Bai Zang in astonishment, "Could it be too hasty?"
And didn't Tang Jin say that her remnant soul was still on the koi demon?
But Bai Zang walked over slowly, picked up the dead fish on the ground and threw it to Xi Feng: "It's just a magic double. Ah Li is a big monster after all, how could this deity be so stupid and weak."
As if his hands were burned, Xi Feng quickly threw the dead fish out, and said in distaste: "There are many tricks."
"This is full of tricks?" Bai Zang lifted Xi Feng's chin with the handle of his fan, and smiled maliciously, "Little General, why are you so innocent, you will be deceived."
Xi Feng avoided his movements with a dark face: "I have nothing to lie to."
"Such as... fraudulent marriage?" Bai Zang's eyes deliberately looked up and down Xi Feng, he was still wearing a wedding dress, the red dress was like blood, gorgeous and dazzling.
"..." Xi Feng was momentarily at a loss for words, and simply turned around and left.
Bai Zang hurriedly followed, "Hey, aren't you hungry? Let's go eat first."
"Little General, wait for me."
……
In the end, Xi Feng was dragged by Bai Zang to sit in a restaurant.
Mengli Town is located in the south of the Yangtze River, and there is a Li Lake in the town, with beautiful water and fresh fish. This Zuiyulou is the most famous fish maker in the town.
The signature fish in honey sauce and vinegar is naturally a must. The steamed egg with fish paste is smooth and tender, and the fried fish cake is also unique.Considering that Xi Feng usually likes spicy food in Xieyangguan, Bai Zang added boiled fish and spicy fish skin.
However, Xi Feng's face became more and more ugly when he heard him report the names of the dishes one by one.
"Don't like it?" Bai Zang flipped through the menu again, "Is it a little too tired, then let's have another bowl of japonica rice and fish fillet porridge."
Xi Feng finally couldn't help but said: "Did you do it on purpose? Order a table of fish."
But Bai Zang smiled and said, "It's a local specialty, I've come here, of course I have to try it."
But having said that, when the food came out, Bai Zang didn't even move his chopsticks, and just drank.
"Why don't you eat?" Xi Feng asked.
Bai Zang smiled and shook his head: "I can't eat it, you can eat it yourself. How does it taste? I smell pretty good."
"It's pretty good." Xi Fengfeng likes the dish of spicy fish skin, and has already eaten most of it.Xieyang Pass is far in the northwest, and there are yellow sand and dry rocks in all directions, and people rarely eat fish.But Canglang Yunhai is near the river, and Xi Feng often ate fish, shrimp, and river delicacies when he was young. Based on this calculation, he hadn't eaten fish for more than ten years.
"Are you sure you don't want to eat it?" Xi Feng held a piece of fish cake, wanting to put it in the white Tibetan bowl, but he was afraid of offending him, "Why can't you eat it?"
Bai Zang blocked Xi Feng's chopsticks, and signaled him to eat by himself: "I can't eat the grains of the world."
Xi Feng froze, looking at Bai Zang in disbelief.
Although he knew that his cultivation was advanced and he must be quite old, but Xi Feng never thought that Bai Zang had already become a fairy.
After all, only immortals can't eat the grains of the world.
"What kind of eyes do you have? It's like looking at an old monster." Bai Zang hit him with a chopstick and said with a smile, "I'm a little older, but it's not that scary."
Of course it can't be called scary, Bai Zang looks at most 25-[-], although this mouth is a bit annoying, but it can be regarded as elegant and gentle, bright and beautiful, it can't be compared with an old monster.
Xi Feng followed the conversation and asked him, "Then how old are you?"
Bai Zang covered his lips with a fan, and said in a low voice, "It's only a few thousand years older than you."
Xi Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had been tricked.Thousands of years ago, let alone the Canglangyunhai, none of the five sects of the Immortal Sect was born today. At that time, there were constant wars in the world, natural disasters and plagues were frequent, the people were miserable, and there were many mourners...Where could Bai Zang be? What kind of immortal is he?
Besides, no matter how poor Qiantui Immortal is, he can still get a decent job as an immortal in the heavens. How could he be trapped in the painting environment like this, and was forced to wear women's clothing.
The more Xi Feng thought about it, the more he felt that Bai Zang was playing tricks on him.
Disrespectful to the old!
Bai Zang had a panoramic view of Xi Feng's changing expression, and he was almost on the verge of laughing out loud.
"I didn't lie to you." He said sincerely.
Xi Feng ignored him, stuffed the fish cake into his mouth, and took another big mouthful of the fish fillet
Xi Feng came over and saw his face, he was taken aback: "Why are your eyes so swollen?"
Bai Zang: "..."
Xi Feng thought for a while, and then said: "I heard from our military doctor that the swollen face in the morning may be due to kidney problems. Do you want to..."
Before he finished speaking, a golden hairpin flew straight towards him.Xi Feng quickly turned his head to avoid it: "It's dangerous."
Baizang's swollen eyes stared, several layers of eyelids popped out: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll nail you to the door."
It seemed to be so threatening yesterday.Xi Feng smiled and said, "Then you can only be a widow."
Bai Zang: "..."
Why did he fall asleep, this silly boy is like a different person, talking nonsense.
After Xi Feng finished speaking, he also realized that his joke was a bit too much, and hurriedly covered it up: "Um... so hungry, Mr. Bai, are you hungry? How about I go find something to eat."
After speaking, he ran away.
Bai Zang: "Oh."
……
Xi Feng walked around first, after making sure that there was no danger in the yard, he followed the scent to find the kitchen, but heard the faint voice of someone calling for help outside the woodshed.
"Is anyone there? Help me..."
Xi Feng looked around, but for some reason, there was no one around.But the voice in the firewood room became weaker and weaker, and it seemed that the woman would die in a while.
Xi Feng tightly shook the Mo Dao in his hand, after some consideration, he chose to push open the door of the firewood room.
The room was dark and smelled strongly of dry wood and dust.Xi Feng stood at the door, and walked in slowly after his eyes got used to it.
A young woman is bound with rope and thrown with the woodpile.Her sarong was tattered, stained with blood, and she was in a state of embarrassment, but when she saw Xi Feng, her eyes lit up, and she cried with joy: "Wei Lang, you finally came to save me! I knew it, I knew you wouldn't!" Not mine!"
Xi Feng frowned.The Wei Lang in her mouth should be the groom Wei Xi.But who is she, and why was she tied up here?
"Who are you?" Xi Feng asked.
The woman was stunned: "I, I am A Li. Wei Lang, don't you recognize A Li?"
Ali?Li... carp... Xi Feng's heart trembled suddenly, could this be the koi demon that Tang Jin was talking about?
"I fell on my head a few days ago and lost my memory." Xi Feng said nonsense, "Who locked you here?"
A Li also looked at Xi Feng suspiciously.
Xi Feng seemed calm and calm, but in fact he was already holding the handle of the knife with his right hand behind his back.He is a fake after all, he doesn't even have a disguise, and he doesn't know how far he can be fooled.
Ah Li looked at it for a long time but didn't see why, so he could only stare at him resentfully: "Who else can I have, you married a good wife."
Bai Zang?
Xi Feng thought again, no, no, am I crazy, the bride is Tang Jin.
But isn't Tang Jin already dead?She is in the ghost world of Huangquan, so how can she do anything to Ah Li?
"Wei Lang, you said that I am the love of your life." A Li's hair was disheveled and pitiful, "Wei Lang, I'm in so much pain, can you untie it for me?"
Xi Feng's brain throbbed when he heard it, Tang Jin's matter hadn't been figured out yet, another one came, he really wanted to find out this merciful Wei Xi and chop him up.
"Then you wait for a while, I have to go back and ask my 'wife'." Naturally, Xi Feng would not just believe Ah Li's words so easily, and planned to go back and tell Bai Zang first.
When he walked to the door, a qi blade suddenly struck from behind, powerful and fierce, Xi Feng hurriedly turned around and raised his knife to block it.
"Is this what you call liking?"
And Ah Li's eyes were dark red, already possessed by demons, she let out a long laugh, weeping blood every word: "Wei Xi! It's you who blamed me!"
The koi monster turned the waves into the sky, and the water wall poured down, enveloping Xi Feng impermeably. This time, even Han Chuan was helpless.
The author has something to say:
Bai Zang: Kidney shovel!Have you ever seen someone cry? QAQ
3. Dream Carp Town ([-])
Xi Feng has no spiritual power, no spells, and cutting off the water with a knife is purely a joke.
The water was bitingly cold, and Xi Feng quickly lost his strength and fell into a trance due to lack of oxygen.
Is it possible to die like this?
This life is really...
Xi Feng smiled wryly and closed his eyes, but he didn't expect a Thousand Machine Fan to break through the water and waves, and rescued him back to the ground without any effort.
"Master Bai?" Xi Feng was slightly surprised.
Bai Zang stretched out his hand to help him: "You unlucky ghost, you met a demon as soon as you went out."
Xi Feng lowered his head embarrassingly, but he was actually meddling in his own business.
While speaking, the koi demon rushed forward with its teeth and claws open again, Xi Feng silently took a step back, and with a light flick of the Baizang Qianji fan beside him, three silver needles flew out, landing on A Li Lingxi, Yuhua and Huimen. On the three big acupoints, her spirit veins were sealed.
"Uh...Wei Xi!!!" A Li vomited blood, and was so angry that the dilapidated woodshed was shaken twice by her roar.
Xi Feng took another step back.
Bai Zang covered his face with his fan and turned to look at him: "Who is this girl?"
Xi Feng said dryly: "It's Wei Xi's other... the love of this life."
It's strange, it's obviously not his doing, but Bai Zang's question really made Xi Feng feel a little bit of being questioned, which was very embarrassing.
As soon as the words fell, Ah Li went crazy again.She forcibly broke through the seal of the silver needle, and the demon power of the golden core came straight to Xi Feng, intending to fight to the death.But this time with Bai Zang here, she was doomed to waste all her efforts, before the waves of water rising in the sky even gathered into shape, Ah Li's whole body had already collapsed limply, without a sound.
Xi Feng didn't even see how Bai Zang made his move.
"Just... kill it?" Xi Feng looked at Bai Zang in astonishment, "Could it be too hasty?"
And didn't Tang Jin say that her remnant soul was still on the koi demon?
But Bai Zang walked over slowly, picked up the dead fish on the ground and threw it to Xi Feng: "It's just a magic double. Ah Li is a big monster after all, how could this deity be so stupid and weak."
As if his hands were burned, Xi Feng quickly threw the dead fish out, and said in distaste: "There are many tricks."
"This is full of tricks?" Bai Zang lifted Xi Feng's chin with the handle of his fan, and smiled maliciously, "Little General, why are you so innocent, you will be deceived."
Xi Feng avoided his movements with a dark face: "I have nothing to lie to."
"Such as... fraudulent marriage?" Bai Zang's eyes deliberately looked up and down Xi Feng, he was still wearing a wedding dress, the red dress was like blood, gorgeous and dazzling.
"..." Xi Feng was momentarily at a loss for words, and simply turned around and left.
Bai Zang hurriedly followed, "Hey, aren't you hungry? Let's go eat first."
"Little General, wait for me."
……
In the end, Xi Feng was dragged by Bai Zang to sit in a restaurant.
Mengli Town is located in the south of the Yangtze River, and there is a Li Lake in the town, with beautiful water and fresh fish. This Zuiyulou is the most famous fish maker in the town.
The signature fish in honey sauce and vinegar is naturally a must. The steamed egg with fish paste is smooth and tender, and the fried fish cake is also unique.Considering that Xi Feng usually likes spicy food in Xieyangguan, Bai Zang added boiled fish and spicy fish skin.
However, Xi Feng's face became more and more ugly when he heard him report the names of the dishes one by one.
"Don't like it?" Bai Zang flipped through the menu again, "Is it a little too tired, then let's have another bowl of japonica rice and fish fillet porridge."
Xi Feng finally couldn't help but said: "Did you do it on purpose? Order a table of fish."
But Bai Zang smiled and said, "It's a local specialty, I've come here, of course I have to try it."
But having said that, when the food came out, Bai Zang didn't even move his chopsticks, and just drank.
"Why don't you eat?" Xi Feng asked.
Bai Zang smiled and shook his head: "I can't eat it, you can eat it yourself. How does it taste? I smell pretty good."
"It's pretty good." Xi Fengfeng likes the dish of spicy fish skin, and has already eaten most of it.Xieyang Pass is far in the northwest, and there are yellow sand and dry rocks in all directions, and people rarely eat fish.But Canglang Yunhai is near the river, and Xi Feng often ate fish, shrimp, and river delicacies when he was young. Based on this calculation, he hadn't eaten fish for more than ten years.
"Are you sure you don't want to eat it?" Xi Feng held a piece of fish cake, wanting to put it in the white Tibetan bowl, but he was afraid of offending him, "Why can't you eat it?"
Bai Zang blocked Xi Feng's chopsticks, and signaled him to eat by himself: "I can't eat the grains of the world."
Xi Feng froze, looking at Bai Zang in disbelief.
Although he knew that his cultivation was advanced and he must be quite old, but Xi Feng never thought that Bai Zang had already become a fairy.
After all, only immortals can't eat the grains of the world.
"What kind of eyes do you have? It's like looking at an old monster." Bai Zang hit him with a chopstick and said with a smile, "I'm a little older, but it's not that scary."
Of course it can't be called scary, Bai Zang looks at most 25-[-], although this mouth is a bit annoying, but it can be regarded as elegant and gentle, bright and beautiful, it can't be compared with an old monster.
Xi Feng followed the conversation and asked him, "Then how old are you?"
Bai Zang covered his lips with a fan, and said in a low voice, "It's only a few thousand years older than you."
Xi Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had been tricked.Thousands of years ago, let alone the Canglangyunhai, none of the five sects of the Immortal Sect was born today. At that time, there were constant wars in the world, natural disasters and plagues were frequent, the people were miserable, and there were many mourners...Where could Bai Zang be? What kind of immortal is he?
Besides, no matter how poor Qiantui Immortal is, he can still get a decent job as an immortal in the heavens. How could he be trapped in the painting environment like this, and was forced to wear women's clothing.
The more Xi Feng thought about it, the more he felt that Bai Zang was playing tricks on him.
Disrespectful to the old!
Bai Zang had a panoramic view of Xi Feng's changing expression, and he was almost on the verge of laughing out loud.
"I didn't lie to you." He said sincerely.
Xi Feng ignored him, stuffed the fish cake into his mouth, and took another big mouthful of the fish fillet
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