Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

The author has something to say: This chapter really makes the topic bigger... In two words, the topic of sex is really not something that a young comrade like me, who has just grown up, can discuss...

But I have always been incompetent in naming, everyone, Haihan.

Watching "Kekexil" this morning, I was shocked.

I have to feel that there are still many heroes around me, and I pay tribute to them!It seems that it has been a long time since I sat like this and watched the dusk fall and the red sun sink.

Kakashi sat in the corridor of his courtyard, a little dazed.For a moment, it seemed to return to those days before the age of 11.

"In the days when I was away, so many things happened." The same young man, sitting under the rosy sky, sighed softly.

"...Ah." Kakashi looked down at his feet and nodded.After a long time, he spoke again, "So, Dad, how...how did you come back?"

When Shuo Mao heard this, his expression remained calm.He gently closed his eyes, opened them again, turned his head to look back at Kakashi who was staring at him intently, and suddenly raised the corners of his lips.

"What do you think?"

Kakashi's pupils shrank instantly, and he subconsciously touched the shuriken bag on the side of his leg.

"Why don't you use Bai Ya Dao?" Shuo Mao propped up one foot, put his arm casually on his knee, and said softly.

Kakashi froze for a moment, lowered his head, there was sarcasm in his eyes, but he didn't know who he was addressing.

"Father, I beg you..." The faint tone was not enough to conceal the dryness in the bottom of the throat, "No matter what, please don't hurt her..."

"Her?" Shuo Mao turned his head back and looked forward, as if waiting for something.

"Her." Kakashi buried his head lower, but out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that someone else stood up with his legs supported.

Kakashi raised his head slowly, looked at the protagonist of the topic just now, and didn't know how to speak.

But the person who became thinner in the dusk never smiled at himself the first time as before.She didn't even look at Kakashi, but looked straight at Sakumo beside Kakashi, her pupils were dyed rose color by the setting sun.

Shuo Mo smiled and opened his arms.

Quanzhu looked at him quietly, and seemed to be looking farther than the distance. After a long time, he took a step forward, buried his face in the bosom of the person he missed, without saying a word.

Kakashi stared blankly at the handsome man with long silver hair and smiled as he stroked the thin woman's black hair with his hands, not knowing what to say.In a daze, he had already stepped out of the yard, and bumped into the heavy-looking water pine he had found.

"...Kakashi?" Shuimong was slightly taken aback, but he didn't expect that the person who came out of the yard was the person who had just parted with him not long ago.

Kakashi looked up at her for a long time, then walked to one side, as if he wanted to show Shuimatsu some scenery that was blocked by him.

"..." Shuisong was stunned, looking at the pair of figures embracing each other at the end of the path in the yard, dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

"Let's go." Kakashi took Shuisong's shoulders, turned her back, and left under the boundless sunset.

This time, Shuisong obediently let him embrace him, and subconsciously turned his head to look at the black figure not far away, but it seemed as if it was separated by clouds.

==

"Everyone! I'm back!" Under the clear sky, the boy dressed in orange and black opened his arms, as if to embrace the village he loved so much.

After two and a half years of traveling abroad, Naruto finally returned to Konoha today.The bright sun is thousands of miles away, but it is not worth the warmth of the grown-up boy.

"Naruto! Is it Naruto?!" The former partners who happened to pass by stopped and ran over to surround the returnees, chatting and joking around.

Kakashi and Shuimatsu stood side by side, looking at the huddled teenagers, smiling as if empathizing with each other, they were a perfect match.

"Haha, Kakashi-sensei, Mizumatsu-san, you guys are coming too!" Naruto stood on Shikamaru on the left, followed by Sakura on the right, holding the back of his head happily, just like he was silly more than two years ago.

"Naruto, you're back." Mizumatsu smiled sincerely, stepped forward and pressed Naruto's blond hair like a child of the sun.

"Yes!" Naruto laughed again, and then suddenly showed a cunning face, looking at Kakashi and Shuimatsu, "Hey, Kakashi-sensei and Mizumatsu-san seem very close!"

"Yes, that's right." Kakashi chuckled, and stepped forward a few steps, putting his arms around Shuimong's shoulders, "I believe you will be able to change your name to 'Ms. Cough..." Kakashi paused suddenly, bent down and wailed with a wry smile: "Shuisong..."

"Hmph, want to marry me?" Shuisong turned his head and raised his chin unmoved, "That depends on whether you have the ability!"

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter, and there was no trace of impurities under the sun.

"Shuisong, why don't you give me some face..." Konoha, who had always been so handsome that he couldn't find Bei, rubbed his abdomen, losing his face in the street.

"Then that means..." Jilai also arrived at Hokage's office one step ahead, leaning on the window sill with a solemn expression, "Is that true?"

Tsunade sat behind the desk, with his fingers pressed against his forehead.After a while, he said, "Have you found out what's going on? Why did you come back from the dead all of a sudden?"

"Two possibilities." Jiraiya looked out of the window - what a peaceful Konoha Village, "One, someone disguised himself as Konoha Baiya; two, the master used a forbidden technique to revive him." Think After thinking about it, he said again, "Have you checked the place where White Fang is buried?"

"With Izumitake's tacit consent, Anbu has been dug up." Tsunade raised his head, his eyes sharp, "The tomb is empty."

"..." Zilai also clenched the corners of his mouth, his expression becoming more serious.

"Who could it be?" Tsunade frowned.

"Oshemaru, or Akatsuki." Jiraiya thought for a moment and said, "If there is a third person, then Konoha will be in serious trouble."

"How?" Tsunade couldn't help but look back at him.

"Oshemaru will reincarnate in the dirt, and maybe there are other crooked so-called resurrection techniques." Jiraiya calmly analyzed, "Akatsuki's strength is unfathomable, maybe there will be some strong opponents with strange bloodstained boundaries, or It is also unknown to master the art of taboo."

"It won't be Orochimaru." Tsunade shook his head, "Although I don't know what his current strength is and how many forbidden techniques he has developed, it is obvious that he has not yet been able to reach this point."

"Oh?"

"Both Kotake and Kakashi said... Sakumo's body temperature is no different from that of ordinary people, and he has his own consciousness."

"..." Zilai also fell into complete silence.

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto walked in the village surrounded by everyone, and suddenly seemed to remember something.

"Huh?" Kakashi was immersed in the world of "Kissing Heaven" and couldn't extricate himself, he answered without raising his head.

"Where's Sister Xiaozhu?" Naruto folded his hands behind his head, ignorant and fearless, and he didn't notice the sudden froze movements of the others around him, "Did you go out to do a mission?"

"..." The crowd suddenly fell silent.

"Hehe, that, Naruto..." Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Sakura quickly thought of changing the subject.

"Xiaozhu doesn't need to do missions in the near future." Kakashi interrupted Sakura's words and replied.

"Hey?! So good!" Naruto yelled: "Has Granny Tsunade got caught by Sister Xiaozhu?!"

"No." Kakashi closed the book in his hand, revealing crescent eyes.

"..." Shuipong, who was quietly walking aside, stopped at this moment, raised his eyes and looked ahead without making a sound.

"Huh? What's the matter." Naruto looked left and right, and saw that everyone was willing to dedicate themselves to making sculptures, scratching their heads and wondering why.

Helpless, he had no choice but to follow the eyes of everyone...

"Hey! It's Sister Xiaozhu!" Naruto laughed again, suddenly stopped smiling, and muttered: "Who is the other guy?!"

I saw a couple standing in front of a grocery store not far away, holding hands.Women wear dark red embroidered gold and black tufted kimonos with central sleeves, shoulders and waist with black hair; men wear dark blue patterned haori hakama, the feathers are light gray, and their long silver hair is tied vertically with black hair bands. up, hanging behind the back.

Seemingly hearing the movement from Naruto's side, the woman turned her head to look around, and it was Quanzhu.

Quanzhu saw Naruto, Kakashi and others standing there at a glance, nodded and smiled repeatedly, but did not walk this way.

"Aha! It really is Sister Xiaozhu!" Naruto smiled a little bigger, and was about to run forward, but saw Quanzhu smiling again from a distance, then turned and left.

Seeing this, the man beside her glanced back at Naruto and others, and then left hand in hand with Quanzhu.

Naruto couldn't help being taken aback, and didn't run over there.

"Who is that man?" Naruto couldn't hide the matter in his heart, and asked whatever came to mind.

"Well, haven't you always wanted to see what I look like under my mask?" Kakashi said coolly at this time, raised his hand and pointed at the gradually receding back, and said, "Your teacher, I look like that. "

"Liar!" Naruto jumped up, "Kakashi-sensei is bragging! How could you be so handsome!"

"..." Kakashi was stunned, and suddenly a wave of frustration rushed into his heart, "Aren't I handsome?! Shuimong..." He was eager to find someone who could speak the truth. Outside of water and pine, don't do what he wants.

"Huh?" Mizumatsu woke up from his stupor, looked away from seeing Izumitake and Sakumo leave, stared at Kakashi for two seconds, and said against his will: "Of course you are not as good-looking as Hatake-senpai!" Just kidding, she She doesn't want to attract any flowers and butterflies - although she is very confident in her appearance, if Kakashi attracts too many strange women, it will be troublesome.

"Impossible!!" Kakashi didn't know what little calculations his little woman was thinking, but felt a deep crisis: Oh my god!Shuisong actually said that he wasn't handsome enough, something was going to happen! "My biological mother is also extremely beautiful! I can't be worse than him!"

"Hatake?" Naruto was rarely sensitive enough to capture the words Mizumatsu said.

"Oh." Not interested in paying attention to her Kakashi-sensei who was extremely brain-dead when she met Mizumatsu-san, Sakura grabbed Naruto and whispered in his ear: "That handsome man It's Kakashi-sensei's father!"

"What?!" Naruto almost jumped up in shock again, why is there another one who can use the art of retaining face? !He's obviously an uncle, yet he's still so young... Wait! "What did you say?! Could it be that sister Xiaozhu is Mr. Kakashi's... Mr. Kakashi's..."

"Stepmother." Neji calmly helped Naruto say what he dared not finish.

"Ah?!!!" Naruto jumped up in fright, "Why has no one ever said that?! Mr. Kakashi is too cunning!"

"Well, that's easy to understand." Sakura shrugged at this moment, and said calmly.

"That's right." Shikamaru rubbed his pocket with one hand, and said, "No man will admit that there is a mother who looks younger than himself."

"...Oh no..." Kakashi was speechless.

"Oh, so that's the case." Naruto thumped his palm, suddenly realizing.

"Wait." Kakashi raised his hand to stop, "Naruto, don't forget that Xiaozhu and your parents are friends." Now he mentioned this.

"Hey?! It's really... Could it be the same face-retaining technique used by Tsunade Granny?" Naruto was stunned, scratching the back of his head, subconsciously looking in the direction where Izumitake left, "...Uh, but still I want to be called Sister Xiaozhu even more... Well, that's fine, it doesn't matter."

"I always feel that Hokage-sama will be unhappy if he hears this." A certain person didn't realize that he was being taken advantage of, but murmured with a sullen smile.

Shuimong glanced at Kakashi, pursed his lips and smiled in silence.Everyone is gloating, unaware that their seniority has dropped two levels at once...

"Then how are you going to deal with this matter?" Jiraiya raised one leg and put it on the window frame, looking at his former partner with the same youthful face, he asked.

"..." Tsunade sighed before answering, "Xiaozhu asked the elders of Konoha to solve Sakumo's problem by himself."

"Oh?" Zilai also curled his lips and raised his eyebrows: again? "How will she solve it?"

Tsunade pursed his lips for a long time without saying a word, then suddenly got up and walked to the window on the other side, staring at the ancient Hokage Rock.

After a long time, she opened her lips: "We will die together."

"!!!" Zilai was so startled that he almost fell from the window.

"If Sakumo is wrong, that's what she intends." Tsunade concluded.

Crazy, really crazy, all crazy!

Ji Lai also shook his head, his eyes widened, as if he had seen a ghost.

"You...you won't stop her?!" Jiraiya simply walked down and stood firmly on the ground.

"It's her choice this time, and no one can stop it." Tsunade turned his head and glanced at Jiraiya, closing his eyes with no expression on his face, "But this is the last time she has been so reckless, if there is another time, I will never give up." I won't let her go lightly!" After saying that, Tsunade punched the window frame hard.Zilai also secretly sighed in his heart that the window could not be closed now.

"Oh..." Zilai also leaned back against the wall weakly, "Okay, why did it become like this today..."

The room was filled with silence for a long time.Tsunade gritted his teeth suddenly, and opened his lips.

"Jiraiya." She raised her head with a sharp expression, "I bet you——I'm going to turn Konoha over!" The elders, don't want to control her Konoha again!

Zilai didn't say a word, raised his eyes to look at her, and sighed in his heart.

Was it really unkind of him to let a woman bear so much pressure inside and out?

"Oh, okay, I bet 10 taels." Tsunade, don't lose any more bets.

"Not enough! Add another tenth power to me!" Tsunade frowned, not to be fooled.

"...Hey! I have to live for the rest of my life!" I really love you!They don't give any humane care!Do you want Tangtang Sanren to eat subsistence allowances? !

"Stop talking nonsense! Can you afford it?!"

"Then it doesn't have to go to this point!"

"Jiraiya, are you a man?!"

"Tsunade, small bets are fun, but big bets are harmful! Haven't you understood after so many years?!"

"Hmph! You're stingy! No wonder you can't get a wife when you're too old."

"...I..." This immortal is infatuated, okay! ! !

Reasoning with women, if you are serious, you will lose completely...