Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Hahahaha!"

"Little Bamboo! Enough!"

"Ahahahaha—"

"Stop laughing!"

"Wahhahahahaha—"

"I told you not to laugh!"

"Ah ha ha--"

"You have to say it several times before you stop laughing! Kakashi! Beat her with me!" Obito finally lost his temper.

"Okay!" When Kakashi and Obito were like-minded, the two stood up together, rolled up their arms and sleeves, as if they really wanted to make Izumitake the same as Kakashi and Obito' Pig's head'.

"Hey, you two don't want to make Xiaozhu like the two of you, do you?" Minato saw the situation and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Huh?!" Obito and Kakashi looked at each other and nodded, "We will never beat her like this!"

"Huh... that's good!" Minato breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could get it out, he choked on Obito and Kakashi's next words.

Those two people put on a righteous face and said:

"We won't make her like us, we'll make her like the two of us put together!"

"Huh?! Cough, cough, cough..." Minato was choked not only by breath, but also by saliva.

The two of them turned their heads and walked viciously step by step towards Quan Zhu, who was still laughing and didn't realize the danger approaching at all.

But when the two approached Quanzhu little by little, a very swift figure flashed over and carried away Quanzhu who was lying on the ground laughing and beating the ground non-stop.

"Enough! You two idiots! Do you really want to beat her up like a pig head like you two?!" Shuo Mao held Quan Zhu in his arms, staring at the two of them, "Don't beat Quan Zhu to death Be the other and never stop' person.

"No! Not right!" Obito was unwilling to give up half a step even when facing his ultimate idol... This is enough to show how upset he is with Izumi Take now, "Let's say it again!"

"The two of us will never beat her like us!" Kakashi looked at his father with a firm face, "But we are determined to repair her into a fusion of me and Obito!"

"Kakashi..." Sakumo became angry, and he tightly protected Izumitake, who kept laughing, "You two fought and beat each other into a pig's head, what does this have to do with Izumitake?!"

"Of course!" Obito nodded vigorously.

Kakashi also nodded vigorously, "Look at her smiling!"

"Uh..." Shuo Mao lowered his head and looked at Quanzhu, who was crying tears in his arms, a few black lines and two drops of sweat slid down, "It seems a bit too much...but you two can't either Beat her!"

"Why?!" The two yelled together.

"Quanzhu is a woman!"

"So what?!" With a neat stroke, the two people even have the same tone.

"These two brats... If I say you can't beat her, you can't beat her!"

"Give me a reason!"

"She's a woman!"

"That's not a reason!" The two sang in chorus and rushed over.

"...Minato!" Shuo Mao saw the two people rushing towards him, and hurriedly called for rescue soldiers, asking for support.

"Ahem... OK..." Minato quickly rushed over, easily knocking the two of them to the ground, "Mute, Lin! Rope!"

"Ah?!" The two girls were dumbfounded before they realized, "Yes... But, there is no rope, only steel wire!"

"Then use the steel wire!" Minato felt that he was about to lose control of the two writhing people, and his voice became urgent.

"Yes!" The two girls said, throwing the steel wire over in a hurry, and hid aside, not daring to approach.

...a bit of confusion...

Clapping his hands, Minato stood up, brushed the dust off his clothes, looked at his two students who were tied up with wire by him, writhing around like dying worms, and touched his sweat .

"Huh... finally finished!" Minato sat down on the ground, gasping for breath from exhaustion.

"These two boys..." Shuo Mao also heaved a sigh of relief, then glared at Quanzhu who was still laughing in his arms, "You are enough! Don't laugh any more!"

"Haha... oh..." Suppressing a smile, Quanzhu's shoulders couldn't help shaking, and in the end he couldn't hold it back, "...Pfft...Ahhhhhhhhh!"

"..." Shuo Mao raised his eyebrows, raised his hands, and made a murderous move.

"Ahhhhhhh! Don't pinch my face! I won't laugh anymore, stop smiling, stop laughing!" Quan Zhu burst into tears again, just now it was from laughing, but now it's from pain...

"Really stop laughing?!" Shuo Mao approached with a dangerous tone.

"Really really really really really!"

"That's good!" Shuo Mao let go, and helped Quanzhu rub his red face while helping Quanzhu wipe away the tears.

Seeing this scene, the two people who were tied up like zongzi were unhappy.

"Why is she treated so well!" Obito yelled.

"Not fair!" Kakashi yelled.

As soon as Minato calmed down, when he heard the words of the two people, his anger rushed up.

"Shut up, you two!" Minato shouted, changing from his usual nice man.

"Protest!" Obito yelled.

"The protest is invalid! Rejected!" Minato stepped on Obito.

"No!" Kakashi yelled.

"The objection is invalid! Rejected!" Minato stepped on Kakashi again.

"Sue!"

"Prosecute Wu...Xiao Zhu, what are you messing around with!"

Finally, they arrived at Yuren Village before dark, and there were already people from Yuren Village waiting there.

After successfully entering Yuren Village, with good wine, good food and good hospitality, all the people got settled.

"Huh... I can finally rest..." Minato took a long breath.

"I always feel... this journey is surprisingly tiring..." Shuo Mao sighed and said.

"Ha...haha..." Jing Yin and Lin just laughed dryly.

Only the three people who were the culprits who made this journey so tiring still looked innocent.

Minato has a good temper, and when he saw this scene, he just shook his head with a wry smile and didn't say anything.

Lin and Jingyin are relatively gentle in nature, and they didn't say anything to blame.

Only Shuo Mao gave some small punishments, but he didn't punish everyone.

Because Obito was not very familiar with it, Sakumo didn't teach him much.

Relying on the unusual relationship with Shuo Mao, Quanzhu walked through the back door, only to be scolded by Shuo Mao and given a small punishment - pinch his face.

But Kakashi is different, although the relationship is not ordinary, but the relationship between father and son is different from the relationship between lovers... There is no verbal lesson at all, and he directly carried his son to an open space, which is a good name The day is to exercise for the task... first run 300 laps around Urenin Village, then do 200 one-handed push-ups, kick wooden stakes 1000 times, and finally have a fight with Sakumo... Kakashi is exhausted ...can't move for three days.

Ah, by the way, the punishment for Izumitake is not just scolding and slapping her face, but also punishing her to take care of Kakashi during the three days when Kakashi can't move...No one else is allowed to help, otherwise she will have to accept The punishment is the same as Kakashi...and if he is helped, Izumi Take will be punished twice...Scared Izumi... Those few people offered to help secretly, and Izumi will be "crack" He talked endlessly until he persuaded those people to leave...

In the end, both of Izumitake's lips were covered with blisters... Later, Sakumo felt distressed, and broke the previous rules by himself, and came to help Izumitake take care of Kakashi together... What a contradiction!

At first, Shuo Mao proposed to help Quanzhu, but Quanzhu refused to live or die, so Shuo Mao had to grit his teeth and withdraw his previous words.But Minato, Obito, Shizune, and Lin didn't dare to come...

Anyway...it's pretty relaxing...