Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Ah...haha...Sakumo why are you looking at me like that..."

Every time seeing Shuo Mao with such a gloomy face, Quanzhu would feel inexplicably nervous.

This time the battle finally came to an end, and he returned to the resting place arranged by Urenin Village, lying comfortably on the tatami mat, receiving silent treatment.

But at this moment, Quanzhu's door was pulled open suddenly, which scared Quanzhu and Jingyin.

Looking over, he saw Shuo Mao staring at Quanzhu with a serious and handsome face.

"What... what's wrong with this?!" Trembling, Quan Zhu asked.

"I heard from Lin that you were seriously injured?!" Shuo Mao kept releasing low air pressure, without even looking at Jing Yin who was also in the room, and spoke sternly.

"...This...is hurt, but it's not as serious as Lin said...really." Looking at Shuo Mao's gloomy face, Quan Zhu's voice became smaller and smaller, smaller and smaller, smaller and smaller ……Small……

Without answering, Shuo Mao narrowed his eyes dangerously, strode towards Quan Zhu, squatted down and looked at Quan Zhu's eyes that were dodging in panic.

"Don't hide! Look into my eyes!" Shuo Mao ordered with a serious face while stretching out his hand to straighten Quanzhu's shoulder.

"...I...I..." As a last resort, Quanzhu glanced at Shuo Mao's eyes guiltyly, and immediately dodged away like an electric shock.

"Look in my eyes! Tell me, is what you just said the truth?!"

"When...Of course...Of course it is..." Not daring to look at Shuo Mao's face with a guilty conscience, Quanzhu watched from here, and finally caught Jing Yin who had been ignored all this time and was stunned by Shuo Mao's abnormality, secretly Stretching out his foot, Quan Zhu kicked Shi Jing.

"Huh?! Huh?!" Jing Yin finally woke up, flustered and at a loss, and then looked at Quanzhu.

Seeing that Jingyin had slowed down, Quanzhu quickly gestured to Jingyin with his eyes, telling her to run out and call for rescuers.

"Huh?! Ah!" After reacting, Jing Yin quickly stood up, turned around and ran out, but because her footsteps were too flustered, she tripped herself, then got up again, and ran out.

After watching Jing Yin's series of actions, but finally managed to run out, he breathed a sigh of relief, looked back and saw Shuo Mao's serious eyes again, and was quite frightened.

"Of course what?! Answer my question!"

"When...of course..." Trembling, Quan Zhu was completely afraid of Shuo Mao.

"Um?!"

"Of course it's...false..." Gritting his teeth, Quanzhu still couldn't hold on, telling the truth.

"..." Shuo Mao's face suddenly became darker, and Quanzhu could almost see the lightning and thunder above his head.

"...I'm guilty...I'm not human..." He raised his hands in surrender. Although his actual age was over 600 years old, in front of Shuo Mao, Quanzhu seemed like a man who had never seen the world and was in awe of his elders. little kid.

"...Take it off!" Shuo Mao was also confused when he thought about it, and said this sentence completely without thinking.

"Yeah?!" With Quan Zhu's current situation, he absolutely couldn't keep up with Shuo Mao's thinking.

"Take it off!" Seeing Quanzhu's puzzled expression, Shuo Mao felt very angry, "I'll let you take off your clothes!"

"Ah?!" This time he understood, Quanzhu immediately pushed Shuo Mao away, blushed, and crossed his hands in front of him.

"Take off your clothes quickly!" Shuo Mao, who was pushed down by Quanzhu and sat on the ground, still said the words that made Quanzhu want to hit him to death without changing his face.

"No! Absolutely not!" Regardless of whether you are Konoha Baiya or Hatake Sakumo (this seems to be alone...), chastity is the most important thing!Quan Zhu clenched his collar tightly.

"Take off!" It was concise and clear, with a loud voice, Konoha Baiya was Konoha Baiya, with momentum!

"Don't!" Almost screamed, Quan Zhu clenched his collar tightly, refusing to let go.

"Take it off!" Action is worse than heartbeat, Shuo Mao rushed forward without saying a word, "If you don't take it off, I'll help you take it off!"

"Ah——" Izumi Zhu screamed completely, and kept beating Sakumo who was pressing on him, but he didn't use any real force, "Bastard! I hate it! Damn it! Sakumo Hatake, get up—" "

"Hey?!" Shuo Mao was taken aback, looked at Quanzhu who was blushing, and suddenly felt ridiculous, "Pfft... ahahahaha!"

"What's wrong?! It's changed so fast." Seeing the rapid changes in front of him, Quanzhu was going crazy.

"Ahahaha! What are you thinking?!" Shuo Mao turned over and lay down beside Quanzhu, laughing.

"It's up to me to say this! Sometimes it's like this, sometimes it's like that—what did you eat wrong?!" Pushing Shuo Mao, Quanzhu stood up and straightened his messy clothes.

"Hehe." After finally stopping the laughter, Shuo Mao wiped away the tears from laughing, sat up and looked at Quan Zhu, with a teasing smile on his face, raised his hand to hold Quan Zhu's hand, and forced her Pulled into his arms.

Seeing that Quanzhu immediately opened his eyes wide in horror, he wanted to leave Shuo Mao's arms and stand up...but it was in vain...he had to hold his collar tightly and look defensive.

"Pfft...haha! Quanzhu, what are you pretending to be in your head?!" Seeing this, Shuo Mao laughed again.

"It's not your fault?! I just want to ask what you're pretending to be in your head!" After glaring at Shuo Mao fiercely, Quanzhu replied angrily, and then blushed again, "So...so suddenly I... let me..."

"Ha, what do you want?" Shuo Mao asked with a playful face.

"Let me...Let me...I'm bah! You don't know what you did just now?! You're a hypocrite!" Gritting his teeth, Quan Zhu stared at her eyes.

"Hehe..." Smiling, Shuo Mao took Quan Zhu, who was furious and looked at him like a madman, into his arms, "Idiot, I just want to see your wound."

"Huh?!" Blinking uncontrollably, Quan Zhu looked at Shuo Mao, "Really?!"

"Then what do you think?!" Shuo Mao raised his hand, gently brushing a strand of Quanzhu's messy hair behind his ear.

"I..." I don't know if it was because of Shuo Mao's actions, or because of something he thought of, his face turned red.

"What?!" Smiling and leaning his face closer, Shuo Mao raised the corners of his mouth in a wicked way.

"I...ah! That's right! You haven't answered my question yet, why should I answer you?!" While hesitating, Quanzhu seemed to suddenly remember something, changed the subject, and his red face slowly returned to normal.

"Huh?! What's the problem?" After hearing what Quanzhu said, Shuo Mao immediately became bewildered.

"Hmph...before breaking up on the battlefield...I asked you 'why'...remember?" Scanning Shuo Mao's facial changes, Quanzhu smiled with satisfaction.

"Huh?!" Dazed for a moment, Shuo Mao suddenly remembered, and the redness under the mask began to spread upwards.

"Remember?! Tell me why!" Turning the situation back, Quan Zhu began to feel complacent about being a villain.

"Uh...I..." The situation is now completely reversed, the one with the smirk is Quan Zhu, and the one with the embarrassment is Shuo Mao.

"Tell me! Don't be so coy! You are Konoha White Fang, Hatake Sakumo!" Smiling so triumphantly, the corners of Izumi Zhu's mouth almost reached the ears.

"I..." Swallowing, Shuo Mao scratched his cheek, looked at Quan Zhu, and said with a troubled face, "You really need to know..."

"Yeah!" Nodding, Quanzhu continued to laugh, "Of course you need to know."

"..."

Shuo Mao was bored, gritted his teeth, raised his hand to take off his mask, pecked Quanzhu's cheek like a dragonfly, and said that when Quanzhu was in a daze, he pulled Quanzhu's and pressed it against himself arms.Then put on the mask again.

"Don't look at me! Don't look up! Don't move!" Shuo Mao said a series of 'no' like a cannonball, and Shuo Mao's face completely merged with the sunset outside the window.

"...hehe..." Nestled in Shuo Mao's arms, Quanzhu only felt that there was a flower in his heart, constantly secreting nectar.

"Don't laugh too!" Shuo Mao proposed another 'no'.

"Idiot." A sweet vortex curled up at the corner of her mouth, she stretched her arms around Shuo Mao's waist, and moved into Shuo Mao's arms.

"..." Feeling Quanzhu's movement, Shuo Mao froze, then relaxed again, laughing at himself in his heart.

——It’s already said that it’s a 'dating on the premise of marriage', Sakumo, why are you so shy... You are a 28-year-old who has been married once and has such a big son.

"Suo Mao." With a slightly coquettish tone, Quanzhu burrowed into Shuo Mao's arms again, and spoke.

"En." Looking at the beloved woman in his arms lovingly, he lowered his head slightly, and rubbed Quan Zhu's hair affectionately with his masked face.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

"What did you say earlier?" Accompanied by Quan Zhu's movement, Shuo Mao also tightly hugged Quan Zhu's arm.

"I said earlier that you would not punish me!" Sighing, Quanzhu replied.

"what happened?"

"You don't know! How difficult it is to take care of your Kakashi... let's not talk about how annoying he is when he is lying on the bed, let's talk about when he is drinking water!" Quanzhu said Like a runaway horse, it began to 'crackle' non-stop to criticize Kakashi.

"He said he was thirsty, so I said yes, pour water for him. Boil the water first?! After flying for a long time, I finally boiled the water. I was afraid that he would be thirsty, so I brought it to him in a hurry. In the past—he found it too hot!"

"Then I said, if you think it's too hot, I'll cool it down for you... Then I used an ice shield, and the water got cold—he thinks it's cold again?!"

"I don't know what to do, let's warm up the water again! Then, in order to make the water warmer quickly, I put it in my arms, trying to use my body temperature... My God, the water is really cold enough, it froze me to death... Later, the water temperature got better, and he was given lukewarm water—well, he actually started to think that the water was lukewarm and uncharacteristic...Damn, a glass of water, what's more special?!"

"It's drinking water, it's better. It's even worse if it's eating!"

"First, I ordered him a bowl of porridge—he thought the porridge was tasteless, so he was unwilling to eat it. Then I changed him to a bowl of clear soup ramen that was cooked faster. Unlucky, I said he didn't like it. Do you like clear soup ramen?!"

"I have no choice but to change to a soy sauce ramen with a stronger taste - dare to say it's too strong?!"

"Switch to miso ramen again—damn it, he suddenly said he doesn't want to eat ramen?! It's really pissing off!"

"I can't stand it anymore! In the end, I asked him for a bowl of rice and egg custard, mixed the egg custard into the rice, and stuffed it down! The world is considered peaceful...but this time I just let me do it One-third of the mission rewards have all gone to other people's pockets...Look at that restaurant owner's smiling face!"

After the complaint was over, Quanzhu still had a displeased look on his face, breathing out.

"Hehe..." After hearing Izumitake's complaint, Sakumo laughed, "Kakashi...is acting like a baby..."

"... Acting like a baby?!" Rubbing his ears, Quan Zhu confirmed to Shuo Mao whether he heard it wrong.

"That's right... Before that kid graduated from the ninja school, every time he got sick or was injured while practicing, he would do this..." Shuo Mao's face was full of love for Izumi Zhu, Added a layer of fatherly love, "This is how he acts like a baby."

"This kid... really is not ordinary... Could it be said that geniuses are really not understood by people..." Quanzhu only felt a black line slipping down from his forehead.

"Don't say it's you. As a father, I couldn't bear it at that time." Sighing softly, Shuo Mao recalled, "so that what I fear most is that he gets sick or gets hurt. So every time he 'acts like a baby', I will send him to Konoha Hospital without hesitation..."

"Hey...it's not easy for you..." Quanzhu patted Shuo Mao's back sympathetically.

"Heh..." After hearing what Quan Zhu said, Shuo Mao just smiled wryly, "But I really didn't expect you to be able to take care of him for so many days..."

"Huh?! Yes, I admire myself." The corner of his mouth twitched, and Quan Zhu's smile wasn't real.

"Quanzhu, you will be a good mother!" Shuo Mao said with a gentle smile.

"...Bah!" Pinching Shuo Mao lightly, Quan Zhu rarely blushed in the posture of a little woman.

"Ha ha."