Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"What's for dinner tonight?" Minato asked suddenly on the way home after handing in the mission report.

"Scrambled eggs with tomato, scrambled eggs with chili, seaweed and egg soup." Rolling up the sleeves of his overbearing clothes, Quan Zhu answered with a blank expression.

"Hey?!" Kakashi made a dissatisfied voice after hearing this.

"'Hey' what?!" Hearing Kakashi's voice, Izumitake was very upset, "If you don't want to eat it, make it yourself!"

"Don't—" Kakashi began to protest, "It's eggs every time: the first time is a fried egg, the second time is a steamed egg, the third time is a boiled egg, the fourth time is a tea egg, and the fifth time is a Poached eggs, the sixth time is egg noodles... This time I still eat eggs?! Every night I dream of a group of chickens clucking in my ears!"

"Damn! You still don't want to be able to eat eggs?!" Stepping on a bamboo basket that someone didn't know dropped by the side of the road, with one hand on his hips and the other pointing at Kakashi's nose, Izumi Take has already imitated the gesture of a shrew cursing the street To the point of perfection, "Think about how many people can't eat eggs! You kid still think eggs are bad?!"

"I didn't say eggs are bad!" Kakashi was not to be outdone, he found a bamboo basket from somewhere, put on the same posture as Izumitake, and pointed to Izumitake's nose, "That can't be done every day." Eat eggs! Can you bear the smell of chicken shit?!"

"Nonsense! There's no smell of chicken feces!" Izumi Bamboo unceremoniously exposed Kakashi, "I can only smell the smell of wet pussy from you brat! Besides, eggs are so nutritious ?! You are growing and developing now, and I did this for your consideration!"

"Ha! Then I really want to thank you!" With a disdainful smile, Kakashi blew his beard in anger... Ah, no!It was Quan Zhu who was so angry that he blew his eyebrows and stared, and thanked him without sincerity, "Don't talk about me! After all, you always eat eggs as food. Is it because you only know how to cook eggs and other dishes Neither?!"

"Who told you that I can only make eggs?!" Glaring, Quanzhu gritted his teeth and said, "I can also make shredded green peppers and potatoes!"

"...Yes, yes, yes!" Nodding desperately, Kakashi looked at Izumitake who was not enterprising with an idiot's eyes, "How good are you at making 'green pepper and potato shreds'?! Serve it at the end, Even you yourself can't tell which is potato shreds and which is green pepper?!"

"I can't tell the difference!" Some hesitantly quibbled, and Quanzhu had already started to lose the wind, "Then... besides that, I can also make mapo tofu!"

"Tch, let alone your 'mapo tofu'!" Turning his face to the side very 'coolly', Kakashi said mercilessly, "Let's not talk about you being your little-known The scene of 'Ma Po Tofu' was so miserable. After you brought it out, you couldn't tell whether it was a plate of chili oil or a plate of bean curd... Only my dad and Teacher Minato dared to serve it. Insist on eating it! I didn't even see you reaching for that yourself!"

"You..." Pulling back his hand, Quanzhu was already too guilty to speak.

"Hmph!" With his eyes closed, Kakashi snorted coldly with disdain, "Are you guilty?!"

"...Then tell me! What do you want to eat?!" Feeling bored, Quanzhu said unwillingly.

"I said, you just do it?!" Opening one eye, Kakashi looked at Izumitake suspiciously.

"...I'll do my best!" The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and Quanzhu gritted his teeth, making a decision with great determination.

"Okay! Then you heard clearly!" Opening both eyes, Kakashi's face and eyes were full of pride after victory, "I want to eat: tempura!"

"Okay! Isn't it just a tempura?!" With a wave of his big hand, Quanzhu looked conceited, "I'll just do it! Just wait and see!"

"Then I'll wait and see!"

"Hehe, well, I'll wait together too." With a smile, Minato scratched the back of his head and said.

"That... Quanzhu..." Different from the expectant expressions of the other two, Shuo Mao looked very uneasy, "If it doesn't work... don't force it..."

It turned out that Shuo Mao was right to be uneasy.

While sitting in the living room watching TV, I was terrified to hear the sound from the kitchen that was as miserable as killing a pig.

Several times, Shuo Mao couldn't help but want to get up from the sofa and go to the kitchen to see what was going on.

But after all, it's just "wanting", not really going. Looking at the current situation, Shuo Mao is indeed inseparable:

His own son, Kakashi has been nestling in his arms tremblingly, refusing to let go of the hand holding his clothes, and his current situation is even more frightening—he is full of pain because of the voice from the kitchen. His face was pale, his body was constantly sweating, his eyes were staring like fish bubbles, and even his unruly standing hair drooped due to excessive fright... Never seen Kakashi was too scared to be like this...

Let's talk about another person besides this-Minato!

Minato has changed from his usual calm and calm appearance in battle, and he is not as calm and calm as usual—now Minato is almost like an epileptic, always nesting in a corner of the sofa, his face is blue and white, and his limbs are twitching , the fingers kept twitching, flexing and stretching like a number of objects, the jaw was closed, and the neck was stiff...

Looking up, he looked worriedly at the source of these two people's symptoms: the kitchen where Quanzhu was.

"Tsk... it should be fine...Izumitake..." Rubbing his temples, Sakumo raised his hand and kept comforting Kakashi who was hiding in his arms.

Finally, the large-scale commotion in the kitchen stopped, and Kakashi and Minato immediately returned to their original state. Sakumo looked at the changes in front of him in disbelief, finally shook his head with a wry smile, and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Hi! Everyone!" A trembling voice came, and the speaker's tongue seemed to have a cramp.

The three of them immediately looked towards the source of the sound, and then broke out in a cold sweat at the same time, with black lines falling all over the ground.

"I'm sorry...everyone..." Leaning weakly against the door frame, Quanzhu's current appearance can no longer be described as 'wool-worried' - the blown-up hair is still covered with suspicious white and yellow hair. , red things; a black face, leaving only a pair of eyes that kept rolling their eyes and the teeth that were exposed when they smiled feebly; the clothes are even more "wonderful"...

"... Xiaozhu?!" Eyes widened in disbelief, Minato looked at everything in front of him, and cautiously confirmed to Quanzhu whether what he saw was true.

"...Hey..." Raising his hand and covering his face, Shuo Mao let out a long sigh, "It's even worse than I imagined..."

"...you, you..." Kakashi raised a trembling arm, pointing at Quanzhu tremblingly, "you...you...who are you...how did you break in?!"

"Stinky boy! My old lady, I'm going to make tempura for you...you turn your face and deny anyone?!" Standing up straight while leaning on the wall, Quan Zhu hobbled while holding a plate to the vigilant face. Kakashi walked over.

"En?! You are Xiaozhu!" As if awakened, Kakashi finally thought of Izumitake who almost died in the kitchen because of him.

"Ah...yes...you think of me...you still have a little conscience...forget it, I'm not as knowledgeable as you...you come and try this, it's the first time you do it, if you eat dead people, I don't care... "Walking to the dining table, Izumitake smashed the plate in front of Kakashi.

"Hey?!" Lowering his head, Kakashi looked at the golden and seemingly normal tempura in front of him, "It looks pretty good!"

"Really!" Minato leaned over and said, "It's golden, it looks similar to the ones sold outside!"

"Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect it! You can make it?!" Kakashi raised his eyebrows and laughed, "Then, I'm not welcome!" Pick up a fried shrimp and send it to your mouth.

Seeing Kakashi like this, Minato also picked up the chopsticks.

Only Shuo Mao didn't move, but frowned as he watched his son put the fried shrimp into his mouth bit by bit. He felt his right eyelid twitch violently, and he tried to stop it, but it was too late.

With a happy smile on his face, Kakashi took a bite of the fried shrimp and chewed, his face suddenly changed.

Kakashi dropped his chopsticks, stood up and ran to the bathroom, only Sakumo with an expression of "I knew it", and Tenfu who opened his mouth and was about to bite it with a face of confusion Luo’s Minato, and the one who couldn’t tell because his face was so dark—well, let’s say he (she) is Quanzhu—the three sat in place, listening to the vomiting coming from the bathroom—— Screaming—a series of sounds of fainting.

"Kakashi! Are you okay?!" Izumitake was the first to rush over, rushed to the bathroom, and said to Kakashi who was lying on the ground and rolled his eyes, "Ah-oh my god! What's wrong with you! "Involuntarily picked up Kakashi, Izumitake ran out, passed by Sakumo who was astonished, and after seeing and hearing Kakashi's reaction, holding a tempura, Minato whose face started to turn green, directly from the He jumped out of the window and ran towards Konoha Hospital.

"God..." Standing up, Sakumo also jumped out of the window, chasing Izumi Zhu of Konoha Hospital with full power, "She looks like that, how can she get out..."

"..."

In the house, only Minato was left staring at the tempura in his hand with a green face, shaking, shaking, shaking, shaking...