Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Why do you have to wrap it like a bamboo tube rice?! Can't you remove some of the fabric?"

"Bamboo rice?! Good, how good! It just goes with my name."

"Then you can't change the color and dress like a black spider all day long."

"Black spider?! That's fine! Spiders eat bugs, and they won't eat you!"

"Then you should put on some makeup properly, and keep your face bare all day long, and you don't sell steamed buns."

"Is there any necessary connection between selling steamed buns and wearing makeup?! It's not like using flour to smear your face."

"Then you must maintain a flat chest?!"

"It was born like this, do you have a scorpion?"

The team sent from Konoha to Yunin Village is rushing on the road. The road has never been quiet, but there are only two people who can't calm down the atmosphere. A word comes and goes, endlessly.

"Are you a woman?!" Jiraiya finally couldn't stand this kind of conversation like a joke.

"Then are you a woman?" Along the way, Quanzhu kept putting his hands in his cuffs, looking lazy.

"Nonsense! Do you think I look like a woman?!" Zilai also raised his voice.

Hearing what Zilai said, Quanzhu really turned his head to look Zilaiye up and down, and finally curled his lips and burst out.

"It looks like it to me."

"What?!" Ji Lai Yehuo said, "Are you blind?!"

"I'm really blind." Quan Zhupi smiled, "It's only now that I realize that Sannin is composed of two women and one man, not two men and one woman."

"Who do you think is a woman?!" It seemed that there was no Quanzhu in Zilai who would bicker.

"Whoever is the most mother-in-law is a woman!" Quanzhu shrugged, as if the matter of anger was none of his business.

"Whose mother-in-law are you talking about?!" Zi Lai also became angry.

"How fresh?! Can I still be talking about others?!" Quan Zhu was also angry, "You haven't stopped since the gathering at the gate of the village! I said you are the reincarnation of a chatterbox?!"

"Stinky girl, why am I just talking?!" Ji Lai also showed his fist.

"Let's talk about the topics you just talked about!" Quanzhu pulled out his hand and began to gesture, "Either it means that my clothes are too tight, or I think I don't wear makeup, or I keep talking about my flat chest. Things... why are you so lenient?! Are you the director of the neighborhood committee or what?!"

"Hey, I'm doing this for your own good!" Jiraiya started shaking his fist at Izumitake.

"Don't wave your 'bean bag'!" Quanzhu waved his hand, "I wonder if you are doing it for me?!"

"You... you you you!" Ji Lai also became angry.

"What's the matter with me? Hmph..." After rolling his eyes, Quan Zhu was still in that pissed-off insouciance, "Hey, you can talk nonsense when you tell yourself! Why don't you write novels!"

"Writing a novel?!" Ji Laiye was taken aback, but he really thought about it.

—Is this guy an idiot?

Thinking of this, Quanzhu put his hand back into his cuff again.

——Anyway, it finally calmed down.

Seeing the rescued expressions of everyone who was walking with him, Quanzhu shrugged.

——I can be regarded as making a due contribution to this society.

In this way, the bustling day passed, and Shuo Mao, the captain of the team, ordered to camp on the spot.

In the second half of the night, it was Quanzhu's turn to be on duty, but she counted the stars for a while and then fell asleep relying on Shuo Mao who volunteered to accompany her.

Waking up early the next morning, Quan Zhu found that he had slept in Shuo Mao's arms all night... No wonder it was so warm... It was inevitable to blush, so there was no need to elaborate.

Then continue on your way.

This is ninja.

"Actually, in some respects, being a ninja is pretty good!"

Sakumo went to negotiate with the gate guard of Yunin Village, and the rest stood still and waited.

At this moment, Quan Zhu looked up at the 'Yun no Hidden' on the gate of Yunnin Village, and sighed sincerely.

"Why do you say that?!" Minato, who was standing by the side, asked softly after hearing this.

"Go out for a trip every now and then, even if you don't want to, you can also experience the beautiful scenery along the way. If you are happy, you can also experience the magical camping, be with nature, be with animals...huh..." sneer After a few sounds, Izumitake answered Minato's words.

"Heh." Minato chuckled, and the eyes that looked at Quanzhu became softer.

"Well, it's decided, my first novel will be about a love triangle!"

Standing aside, because of a suggestion from Quanzhu, he has been considering the current state of absence, and Zilai also watched everything, and made a decision.

"Well, if you write a love triangle, the plot can be written with more twists and turns, and more fascinating... Wait... a love triangle?!"

Raising his head abruptly, Jiraiya looked at Minzumon and Izumitake who were standing not far away, coincidentally at this moment, when Minato looked at Izumitake, his eyes were as gentle as the deep ocean, and he was stunned.

"No...that's not it..." Zilai was struck by lightning, "This kid..."

"Jiraiya, you are enough!" Tsunade walked over at this time, "I have been thinking non-stop since just now, are you annoying?!"

"..." Jiraiya didn't answer anything, but began to petrify.

"Jiraiya?!" Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya suspiciously, then followed his gaze to the scene where Jiraiya was in a sluggish state, and frowned, "Hey, Jiraiya, Why do I feel that there is something wrong with your apprentice."

"...It's not that something is wrong with him." Jiraiya finally responded, "It's that something is very wrong!"

"...No way... Minato, kid..." After Jiraiya, Tsunade also started to move towards the stone statue.

Don't say anything, the two of them petrified together...

Later, after the residence was divided in Yunin Village, everyone found that Tsunade and Jiraiya liked to get together at every turn.Picked up all the people's gossip plots... and the two of them never get together, and they always flirt, which is extremely indecent...

Next, let's also gossip and see what these two 'old and unscrupulous' people are talking about together!

Jiraiya—Actually, I think Minato and Xiaozhu are a good match.

Tsunade—(Raises his hand and pats Jiraiya... Attention, attention! It's 'flirting'!) What nonsense? !Xiaozhu and the kid from Hatake's family are really a couple!Don't mess with mandarin ducks!

Ji Lai Ye—Which mandarin ducks do I have? !I have no clue!

Tsunade——You also know that you are not good... Hehe... (Look, look! It's 'swearing'!)

Jiraiya—tsk, who is teasing you? !Think about it, the water gate is also the beginning of love!No matter how good White Fang was, it was still a second-hand item! (Look, what's called "love for the first time", and it's a "second-hand product"... By the way, Tsunade's first love is Tsunade, but Tsunade has a boyfriend... Oh, so...)

Tsunade—this...that's true...but Kotake seems to only like Hatake, and has no interest in Minato!

Jiraiya—ah, 'meaning' can be cultivated!Besides, Minato is such a gentle, considerate, good-looking man, which woman doesn't love him? !

Tsunade—that's right...wait!What are we talking about here? !Didn't you say you want to talk about a solution? !How did you get Minato and Xiaozhu together? !

Jiraiya—Huh? !ah!It's all your fault!If it weren't for you, I would have figured out a way a long time ago!

Tsunade - blame me? !Your skin is itchy, don't you!

"Ping-pong--" The result is that Tsunade chased Jiraiya all over the street...Look, look!The flirting and flirting between these two people has reached the point where they have no restraint... They really are old and indecent, old and indecent...

"Achoo, Achoo" ran around in the street, and Tsunade and Jiraiya, two "old and unscrupulous" sneezed at the same time.Then continue with 'you chase me'...