Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Ah, it's another beautiful day!" Opening the door of the guest room, Quan Zhu stretched his waist and sighed with a smile.

"Xiao Zhu has woken up!" said a voice with a smile.Just at this time, the water door next door also opened the door and walked out.

"Hey, Minato! Good morning!" He greeted with a smile, and Quanzhu was in a good mood after waking up.

"Morning." With a gentle answer, Minato's smile made up for the regret that Yunin Village was shrouded in clouds and fog for thousands of years without seeing the sun.

"Namikaze Jominin, Sayo Kigami Shinobu, good morning." A respectful and polite voice sounded.Turning back, Quanzhu and Minato saw a group of court ladies.The one who spoke was the older palace lady who was the leader.

"Huh? Ah, morning." Quanzhu shrugged indifferently, and replied lukewarmly.

"Morning." With a still gentle smile, Minato returned politely.

"How did the two of you rest last night? Are you used to it?" she said lightly. When she was speaking, the elder maid kept her head down, her eyebrows downcast, her face expressionless.

A group of young court ladies following behind were different.Although each of them lowered their heads, they still raised their eyes dishonestly to peek at the two guests in the palace...Of course, they mainly looked at Minato!

"Thank you for the hospitality!" Minato is indeed a good boy!

"You are welcome. Both of you should have a good rest." The older maid leaned slightly and replied very dignifiedly, "Since both of you have rested, please wash up and go to the dining room to have breakfast. Miko I will wait for the two of you there."

"Okay, I'm sorry to trouble you." With a slight bow, Minato respected the elders.

The older maid bowed down respectfully, and left with a group of young people behind her.When leaving, Quanzhu, who had been observing the young ladies in the palace, did not miss those people who were still looking back reluctantly when they left.

Minato also noticed these gazes, and just responded with a polite and gentle smile... but it was enough to shock the little girls...

"It's fine, Comrade Minato." With a voice of suppressed laughter, Izumi Zhu clapped his hand on Minato's shoulder meaningfully, and spoke.

"Huh?" Minato was very puzzled.

Raising his eyebrows, Quanzhu stretched his face in front of Minato without warning with a gossiping expression of searching.

Seeing that Izumi Zhu did not expect to do this, after Minato saw Izumi Zhu's face very close, his pupils shrank a little, then his face turned red, and his eyes floated.

"Well... tell me, which one do you think is cuter?" With a very gossipy tone and expression, Izumi Zhu narrowed his eyes as he stared at Minato's eyes that kept dodging.

"... Huh? What's so cute?" Minato, whose cheeks were flushed, still didn't understand.While speaking, Minato hid his head back, keeping some distance from Izumitake, so that the atmosphere would not be so ambiguous.

"It's those young court ladies with sweet looks, docile temperament and well-behaved temperament!" Quan Zhu patiently pointed at Minato, "Which one do you think is cuter?"

"This……"

The water gate was stuck, and at the same time, he withdrew his eyes from Quanzhu, who was dodging around and did not dare to look at him. Unexpectedly, he saw that although Quanzhu had gone through more than 600 years of wind, frost, rain and snow, he still maintained the girl's fair and clean face. The pair of cat's-eye stones inlaid on the head are constantly shining with curious and mischievous light, and there are also long eyelashes that you can see when you blink from time to time, and two slightly curved willow-leaf eyebrows looming above the eyes and under the bangs ...Can't help but be taken aback.

"If it's a friend, let's talk about it!" Quanzhu still did not give up and continued her great gossip career.

"Actually." The eyes that had been dodging just now seemed to be glued.Minato looked at Izumi Zhuli's face without blinking, and said in a dazed way, "Actually, I still think, Xiaozhu, you are the cutest...and the most beautiful."

"Cut—it's boring!" Quanzhu curled his lips in disappointment, puffed up his cheeks, retracted his head that was stretched out in front of the water gate, turned around and left, "You can't make the little witch wait too long, let's go! "

Minato, whose face was brushed by Izumitake's long braids again, looked at Izumitake's fading figure, just smiled wryly—he was clearly telling the truth, but was misunderstood as an excuse for not wanting to answer word.

"Hey, Xiao Zhu, what I said is true...you are really, really beautiful." Under the shadow of bangs, the blue ocean was full of bitterness, and the smile on the handsome face was so pale and powerless.

"Hey, even if you're in the golden house and wearing silk brocade..." Somewhat bored and leaning against the pillars in the corridor, Quanzhu suddenly spoke without thinking.

"Yeah, yeah." Although he seemed to be out of his head, Minato still understood what Izumtake meant, "It's not much better than poor people."

The reason why they understood what Quanzhu said was because they both saw the same thing at this time, so their opinions coincided with each other.

What the two of them saw was outside the corridor, standing in the courtyard, looking up at the gray sky of Yunnin Village in the Land of Thunder, a small figure that was motionless, not even blinking.

"Is every witch like this?" Quanzhu said lightly, and Quanzhu's tone showed that she couldn't bear the scene.

"I don't know." Minato shook his head slightly, "This is the sorrow of the big man!"

"How to say?" Turning his face around, Quan Zhu looked at Minato, waiting for him to explain clearly.

"Because he is a big man, he has responsibilities and pressures that ordinary people can't imagine." Minato raised his eyes and looked at Izumitake calmly, and explained, "For example, Hokage-sama. Because he is Hokage, he is responsible for the safety of the people in the whole village. , so we must have a force stronger than the enemy, so that we can protect the people in the village, so that people can live and work in peace and contentment.”

"At the same time, because Hokage's ability is stronger than others, so people can do their own things and live their own lives with peace of mind?" Quanzhu raised his eyes lazily, and answered the question.

"Yes. And when Konoha is threatened, Hokage-sama must be the first one to stand up." Minato nodded and replied to Izumitake, "Another example is Miko-sama. Because of her responsibility for her village, her country, and even It is the life and death of this world, so she is respected by people and enjoys a life that ordinary people cannot enjoy; but at the same time, she also loses the freedom and happiness that ordinary people can have."

"Even if her shoulders are thinner and thinner?" Quan Zhu raised his eyebrows and asked as he leaned against the pillar.

"She is Miko-sama." Without a direct answer, Minato believed that Izumi Zhu could understand.

"..." After hearing Minato's words, Quanzhu was speechless, but turned his attention to the little witch again.

After a moment of silence, snowflakes suddenly floated in the sky, which made Minato and Izumitake startled.

"I remember that snow should be the monopoly of some villages in the Land of Snow and the Land of Water..." Blinking, Quanzhu looked at the sky and said in a daze.

"Well, yes. I didn't expect it to snow in Yunin Village in the Land of Thunder!" Minato glanced at Izumitake, chuckled, and replied.

"Since it can snow, why does the Land of Thunder make two muffled thunders?" Quanzhu stretched out his hand to catch the snowflakes, "Speaking of which, along the way, I saw many children crying because of the thunder!"

"Hey? Is this the case?" Minato was taken aback.

"Huh? Isn't there such a thing?" Quan Zhu was also stunned.

In a daze, the two of them suddenly fell to the ground without making a sound.

Looking at the witch who was standing there in the courtyard, she was already lying on the ground, her eyes were closed, her expression was as peaceful as if she was asleep.

Other people present also lay on the ground, motionless.

After a while, a black figure jumped down from the tree and landed firmly on the ground.Since the visitor was wearing a strange orange swirl-shaped mask, he couldn't see his face clearly, so he could only judge that he was a man based on his appearance.

"Oh! It seems too easy to get it?" The masked man stood on the spot, looked around, and opened his mouth.

The masked man shrugged and walked towards the witch in the middle of the courtyard unhurriedly.When he was only one step closer, a kunai suddenly stuck in front of the foot he had just stepped forward.Obviously alarmed, the masked man immediately took a few steps back.

A black figure flashed to the side of the witch, squatted down, and gently hugged the maiden's small body.

"May I ask the guest what is the purpose of your visit to the witch?" Quanzhu hugged the little witch, stood up, faced the visitor, and asked calmly.

"Ha, it seems that Konoha's Jonin is really not covered!" The masked man looked at the corridor, and the 'Minato' and 'Izumitake' lying there all turned into smoke, and he smiled indifferently, "Can you please let me Is the kunai in your hand farther away from my neck? Mr. Golden Flash."

"Who is here?" With a cold tone, Minato, who was standing behind the masked man, clenched Kunai in his hand.

"Well, well, everyone, don't be so nervous!" The masked man didn't care about this, and spread his hands in a ruffian.

Regarding the foolish behavior of the masked man, Quan Zhu didn't say anything, just raised his eyebrows, and released the Reiatsu at the same time.

At the same time he felt the pressure exerted by Quanzhu, the masked man really felt the cold murderous aura coming from behind him.

"Uh... Mistake." The masked man froze for a moment, then smiled wryly.Even so, the visitor did not feel the normal performance of Quanzhu's powerful spiritual pressure and Minato's terrifying murderous aura, but stood there very normally, as if nothing had happened.

Frowning, Quan Zhu froze.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it really was a mistake, a mistake!" The same voice came from behind Quanzhu, "I didn't expect Konoha's ninja to be quite powerful!

"Shadow?" With a hidden weapon held against his waist, a drop of cold sweat slid down from Quan Zhu's forehead.

"Xiaozhu!" Minato was startled, holding Kunai's hand for a moment, and saw the person standing in front of Minato turn into a puff of smoke.

Minato was about to leave in a hurry, but was stopped by the real body of the masked man who was holding Izumitake hostage.

"Don't move! Otherwise, this woman will die!" the masked man said.

When Minato heard this, he really stopped his figure, stood there frowning, not daring to act rashly.

After seeing the masked man, he relaxed his tone, and joked about Quanzhu very seriously.

"It's the first time I've seen such a slender waist! It's not good if you get hurt!" The masked man joked, but at the same time released a murderous aura that was no less than that of Izumitake and Minato, "Look at your chest so big! Ping, your looks are popular enough, I’m afraid no man likes them now! But don’t be discouraged, your small waist can also be your capital to seduce men! For example, I like women with thin waists very much. So Be careful to protect your waist!"

"..." Quanzhu didn't answer, but with surprise, while protecting the witch in his arms, he resisted the masked man's murderous aura.

"Teach you!" The masked man continued to talk, "Actually, men like petite and thinner women! Because this will make them want to protect. Although you are not short, you can't be considered petite. But you are thin enough... But it seems a bit too thin?! Hey, you must be malnourished... Then it's no wonder your chest is so flat!"

"..." Quanzhu continued to remain silent, and while resisting the murderous aura, he whipped hard.In the end, I couldn't help but said, "Why do you guys like to criticize women so much?! Will you be reincarnated as the director of the neighborhood committee in this life?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that Minato paused for a while following the rude and shameless words of the masked man, who continued to increase his murderous intent, and then continued...but compared to the beginning, it was much more vain.

"Huh? Hehe, it turns out to be a woman with a poisonous tongue!" The masked man was stunned for a moment, then he smiled and said, while restraining his murderous aura, "I like it very much! Like a kitten, it will show its small size when it is unhappy. Grab someone with your claws! It's so cute!"

"..." Facing the perverted mentality of the masked man, Quan Zhu, who was speechless, had no choice but to remain silent.

"I don't know what this kitten looks like when it's cute and docile?" The perverted masked man continued to talk to himself, "I really want to see it... Hey, woman, why don't you consider being my woman! I like your type very much!"

What is pushing your nose up your face?What is climbing up along the pole?What is an inch?

This is kicking the nose on the face!This is climbing up the pole!That's how to push an inch!

After really feeling a strange arm around his waist, Quanzhu opened his mouth in shock and was stunned.

Then the masked man's voice came from behind his ears.

"Ah, it's really thin!" With an ambiguous tone, the masked man put his arms around Quanzhu's waist, and shamelessly put his chin on Quanzhu's shoulder, "It's a pity that you are too thin! You should eat more, so It will be more comfortable if you hold it..."

With a scream, the masked man quickly stepped back a few steps, and held his right arm with his left hand—the arm that had just hugged Quan Zhu's waist—and saw a bright red liquid coming from his left finger. The middle stream came out.

"I'm warning you, don't have hands and feet!" Holding the Zanpakutō, Quan Zhu burst out all the Reiatsu, and pointed at the masked man with the Zanpakutao, "It's your luck, dodge once! But only this time , the next time I let my knife touch you, it will not just be a simple injury and bleeding - watch me cut off your thief hand!"

"Oh, oh! I'm angry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The man in the mask apologized insincerely, and pressed his hand on his hand to stop the bleeding, "It looks like a little wild cat!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

They spoke almost at the same time, and as soon as the words came out, Quanzhu was stunned immediately, and looked at the person beside him who spoke in unison with him, and at some point he ran to the side, and changed from the good old man in the past, with a murderous look and an angry expression on his face. Looking at the masked man Minato.

Seeing this scene, Quanzhu was startled.At the same time, the mask man's heart is also ringing alarm bells.

The masked man was stunned, and immediately raised his hand to make a seal without hesitation.

I saw the flowers, grass, and leaves in the courtyard...all floating up as if possessed by an evil spirit.

"Hey, it seems that today is not a good time to meet new friends. I will withdraw first! See you again!" Among the flowers, grass, and leaves flying all over the sky, the figure of the masked man flashed and disappeared.

Seeing this, Minato immediately stepped forward, but he was still a step too late, and the people escaped.Then he yelled angrily:

"Bastard! If you have the guts, get out of here—"

Quan Zhu stared and listened blankly.Only then did he recall that with a wave of the Zanpakutō in his hand, everything returned to its original state—it was all the result of the masked man's illusion just now.

At this time, Minato turned around and saw Quanzhu's astonished expression, Fang felt that he had lost his composure.With a twitch, Minato turned around again, pretending to help the people in the courtyard who were unconscious due to the mask man's illusion to undo the illusion, while covering up his embarrassment.

But Quan Zhu ran over without seeing, and ran to Minato, looked at him excitedly, and said: "Minato, good job! To make friends, you have to make friends like you!"

"Uh..." Minato twitched violently after hearing this.