Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Hey, do you hear me clearly?! If Sakumo loses even one hair, I'll pull out your beard one by one!" Standing on the desk in Hokage's office, Izumi Zhu pointed at Sandai's nose and gritted his teeth. He said, "Of course, natural metabolism doesn't count... We are also reasonable people, aren't we?!"

"..."

The third generation looked at the guy in front of him who rushed to Hokage's desk, threatened himself arrogantly, and went beyond the etiquette, couldn't help but feel ashamed: the so-called "frivolity" in his youth was nothing at all.

The following offense, this is a rare occurrence in the ninja team of Konoha Village, especially in the ninja team that has always abided by the rules and acted dignifiedly, it can be said to be the first time.

However, Xiaoye Muizumizhu, who only appeared in the past few months, broke this good custom at once, and since then, the cases of Konoha's crimes have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain—— Come more often.

Thinking about it, the third generation stroked the forehead, and began to regret his decision a little bit:

'Let Shuo Mao and Quanzhu split into a group of one person and carry out the task alone. '

In fact, this is not entirely decided by the three generations themselves.

When it was first proposed, it was proposed by Danzo, the leader of Anbu's 'root', at a routine meeting of the Konoha elders one day ago.

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"The strength of Hatake and Sayoki is strong enough, and their strength can basically reach the center of the center of Konoha's total strength. Partnering together can certainly make this group even more formidable and powerful. However, judging from the current situation, this would be too wasteful...so I think they should be divided into two groups, each performing different tasks assigned."

Danzo said so.

"It's reasonable to say that, but considering human feelings..." Even when faced with the situation where more than half of the Konoha elders agreed, Sandai still hesitated a little.

"Hmph, the so-called ninja should have the awareness of being a 'sharp weapon'!" Danzo clearly disdained this, "Sarutobi, it seems that you still need to re-learn the 'ninja experience'..."

Regardless of the process, the three generations finally agreed.But there is still a stone hanging in my heart, I can't put it away, and I can't let it go... For some reason, I always feel very uneasy when I see Danzo's eyes after the three generations promised, I don't know if it's success or something.

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But after all, it was agreed, signed and signed, and the third generation had no choice but to invite Quan Zhu and Shuo Mao, and after explaining it, there was the above farce.

"Don't bother, I'll pull out the beard myself and send someone to give it to you." Sandai rolled his eyes and said to Quanzhu.

"Okay! It's a deal!" Quanzhu waved his hand, squatted down and patted the desk surface, and jumped off.

"Hehe..." Shuo Mao could only smile helplessly but indulgently.From the beginning to the end, Shuo Mao didn't say a word, and he didn't stop Quanzhu from "offending the above".It is undeniable that he was also very unhappy with this decision.

"Okay, this is a new mission... the two of you are different." As he spoke, the third generation took out two mission books from the side folder and put them on the table, "Let's have a look."

"Which one is Shuo Mao's? Which one is mine?" Quanzhu stepped forward to look, then raised his head and asked Sandai.

"The S-level one belongs to Shuomao, and the B-level one belongs to Zhugirl." Sandai looked up and replied.

"Why?!" Unconvinced, Quanzhu slapped his desk and squinted at Sandai.

"Just because Sakumo's ninja registration number is 005636, and your ninja registration number is 011177!" The third generation unceremoniously used the common explanation method in the explanatory text - for comparison - to highlight the lateness of Izumitake's registration, Enhanced persuasiveness.

Izumi Zhu understood that what Sandai meant was that he had not been a ninja for as long as Sakumo and had insufficient experience.But she knows her own age and combat experience... Quanzhu suddenly realized what it means to be a dumb man eating coptis -- it's hard to say -- she can't say it! "Sooner or later registration doesn't mean anything! People depend on strength! Strength!"

"That is to say, you are going to fight with Shuo Mao, to compete, to compete?!" The third generation raised his eyebrows, leaned back, and said calmly.

"..." Quanzhu choked on his chest.

"Come on, girl." The third generation sat up, propped his chin with his hand, looked at Quanzhu's flushed face, "I know you have strength, but I also clearly saw the S-level mission last time. After finishing, the dark circles under your eyes in the few days you came back...you silly girl, do you think I can't see it if you put your hair down?"

"..." This time, it's not about choking, but a kind of silence after being shocked and suddenly enlightened and faintly moved.

"I don't dare to say your strength, but it's obvious that your energy is not as good as Sakumo." Midai continued, "Come on a little bit! Don't worry."

"Well, I know." Picking up the B-level task book, the corners of Quanzhu's mouth raised instead of the gratitude after hearing the concern in the third generation's words, "Escort and bring back the information scroll...? Simple."

"However, there may be some troubles on the way." The third generation added, "So you and the Minato team are dispatched together...it just so happens that they have a mission, so you can go along with the girl."

"Huh? Is that so?" Quanzhu grinned, "Okay."

"Then go quickly." Sandai said, standing up, adding some tobacco to the pipe, and lighting it up. "They are now in the woods on the east side of the village."

"I know!"

"Quanzhu." Shuo Mao had already read the task book at this time, and took over the three generations of fire and burned it up completely.Then he turned around and grabbed Quan Zhu who was about to leave.

"Huh? Oops..." Quanzhu turned his head, and his forehead happened to be touched by something rough.

"Take care." Shuo Mao said with a smile after kissing Quanzhu's forehead lightly through the mask.

"Well, take care!" Quanzhu grinned, smiling a little foolishly.

"Hey, if you two want to have sex, find a better place!" Said San Dai, raised his hand, and tapped Quan Zhu and Shuo Mao's heads with their pipes, "Young people nowadays..."

"Yeah." Quanzhu covered the place where he was knocked, and glared at the third generation 'viciously', "You are jealous! 'Old? Light? Stick'!"

"Who do you say is an 'old bachelor'?!" The third generation was unhappy when he heard it, and stretched out his hand again, "Stinky girl, where do you think Shinnosuke and Asma came from?!"

"Ah." Quanzhu couldn't help but cover his head, marveling at how fast the three generations are, "That's... that's what you stole."

"Fart!" When the third generation heard this, his hands trembled, and the well-burning tobacco fell out, scalding the old man enough, "Go! Do your task!"

"..." Before the third generation could say the second half of the sentence, Quan Zhu had already slipped away knowingly, so when the third generation finished scolding, no one would answer him.

"What are you still doing here?!" Sandai turned around and found that Shuo Mao was standing there, covering his face with one hand in a contemplative state. It was actually a snicker, "If you want to laugh, laugh on the way! Looking for a knock?!" Said, Sandai He raised his pipe again.

Shocked, Shuo Mao escaped directly through the window.

"Humph." Sandai snorted, walked to the desk, opened the drawer, and took some tobacco again.

In the woods on the east side of Konoha, there is a relatively open place.

"Are you here?"

Glancing at Obito who just arrived, Kakashi who was late for Obito, and Lin and Minato who were talking nicely, Izumi raised his eyebrows and lamented that this is really lively At the same time, I secretly wondered if I should also bring a ninja to play.

"Then let's go." After finishing speaking, Quanzhu turned around in a very unrestrained manner, jumped onto Kazuki, and started on his way.

"Hey! Xiao Zhu, wait... oh, you two, stop arguing, okay..." Lin smiled helplessly.

For the whole Konoha village, all the living lower ninjas, middle ninjas, and upper ninjas, plus a bunch of carrots, white radishes, water radishes, and Xinmei from the Konoha ninja school... the ages of a bunch of small radishes are added together For Quanzhu, who is not necessarily much older than himself, what kind of B-level missions can there be? ——At most, there will be no dangers along the way.

However, due to the relatively long distance, it took four days.

When Quanzhu returned to the village, Shuo Mao had already returned.