Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Hey, hey!" I don't know what I saw, Xiao suddenly bent his arms and touched Shuo Mao with his elbow.

"Huh?" Sakumo, who was carefully studying the distribution map of Kazekage's office and the map of Sand Ninja Village obtained from the caretaker ninja, raised his head and looked in the direction Aoi pointed, "What?"

"Look at that woman in the blue dress... isn't she pretty?!" Through the window of the hotel's second-floor room, Xiao could easily see the scenery on the street, and the 'scenery' in the scenery—beauty.

"..." Shuo Mao was so angry that he almost couldn't control the hand that subconsciously stretched out to the handle of the white tooth knife behind his back, "Don't bother me!"

It's also fortunate that Shuo Mao can bear it until now, after all, this scene is not the first time it has been staged.

From the time the two of them arrived at the hotel in Sand Ninja Village, Sakumo began to study the map dully, while Sho just looked at it for a while before turning his eyes to the window to 'find the scenery'.And since Xiao started to look at the "scenery", he never stopped harassing Shuo Mao who was looking at the pictures.

Sakumo also felt strange: It's not that he has never been to Sand Ninja Village to perform missions. Why didn't he find that there are so many beauties in Sand Ninja Village before? !And even if there were quite a few, why did Xiao happen to see them all in one day? !

"Oh, why are you so boring?!" Xiao complained to Shuo Mao very dissatisfied, "You are not interested in such a curvy woman..."

"I told you just now!" Shuo Mao glared at Xiao, and interrupted him unceremoniously, "I have no interest in these women—"

"Yes, you only pretend to be one person in your heart, eyes, and mind!" After giving Shuo Mao a blank look, Xiao picked up Shuo Mao's words in a lazy tone, "It's boring..."

"You—" Shuo Mao was about to explode, but was interrupted by Xiao who didn't pay attention to Shuo Mao's annoyed mood.

"Hey, what do you think of that?!" Sho pointed excitedly at the street of Sand Ninja Village outside the window, and tugged at Sakumo, "The one in the red dress: slender willow-leaf eyebrows, long eyelashes, almond-shaped eyes , the face is fair and clean... It mainly depends on the figure, the figure is too hot... Oh, look at it."

"I'm sick...you have to see for yourself, don't pull me!" Shuo Maoyou felt powerless, anxious and angry in his heart, and tried his best to shake his left arm, which was being held by Xiao, trying to pull it back, "let go ah!"

"You won't lose a piece of meat just by looking at it! Besides, two hours have passed since here, and you haven't taken your eyes off that broken map—that map is fast Okay?!" Xiao Xiao never let Shuo Mao go, "Don't miss this opportunity and don't come again! Hey! If you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

"You..." So helpless, Shuo Mao had no choice but to give up struggling, and reluctantly pointed at Xiaosuo, "It's just that... this looks good."

"Wow, I see how long you can pretend, kid!" Xiao saw that Shuomao was really fascinated by the beauty he was looking for, and his eyebrows were beaming all of a sudden, showing the color of a "little man's success", "Isn't it because of the beauty that he fell in love with?" The beauty is fascinated?! Watch me go back and tell Sayaki!"

"Forget it, you." Without changing his face, Shuo Mao rolled his eyes, "I mean the ring on that person's hand is pretty."

"Brother, are your eyes better?!" Xiao jumped up, but Shuo Mao ignored him.

"Ask that person for me: where did you buy her ring?" Shuo Mao was not polite at all, walked to the coffee table and poured himself a cup of tea, "then come back and tell me."

But in Xiao's view, this "chic" is pure arrogance.

"Why?!" Xiao was not convinced.

"I see that you have never stopped sitting there. I see that you are bored. I will find something for you to do." Pulling off the mask, Shuo Mao took a sip of tea and said without raising his eyes. The appearance made Xiao very angry, "It's just that you go out, so you won't bother me."

"You... you can do it!" Xiao completely suffocated, "A monster without emotion! What a disaster for you at the Xiaoyemu stall!"

Xiao Xiao walked to the door angrily, yanked the door open with a 'click', and slammed the door shut with a 'bang' after going out, and then Shuo Mao heard heavy footsteps coming out of the corridor as if venting anger.

But Shuo Mao didn't care about it, just sat on the bed, propped his hands back, raised his head, closed his eyes, and spit out a word for a long time.When speaking, although the eyes were not opened, the tenderness and sweetness that must be contained in it can be shown from the upward corners of the mouth.

"It's not unlucky, I don't know, but I understand that Quanzhu... can't leave me..."

"Oh my... teacher... what are you going to do?!" Helplessly dragged by Jiraiya, Minato asked dumbfounded, "Where are you taking me?"

"Silly boy, it's time for you to catch up." Ji Laiya dragged the water gate and sprinted all over the street, and said with a smile on his face, "I just went to the street and found out that today is this place. It just so happens that you have suffered a lot during this time, so I will take you out today to relax and try your best luck, to see if you can meet a beautiful woman!"

"Teacher...it's not necessary..." Minato understood Jiraiya's kindness and smiled, "Besides, there are tasks..."

"It's okay, it's okay! The sky is falling, I'm holding it! Who made me taller?!" Jiraiya turned his head and grinned at Minato, and raised his hand to show the difference in height between the two, "You have to work hard ...But it doesn't matter, you are still young, you can still run around when you are 23!"

"Ha..." Minato laughed along, and let Zilai drag him away without saying anything.

Here I have to insert a sentence outside the text: In fact, sometimes, some people are so similar, and some things are sometimes so similar.

For example, it is the same as the nonsensical incident that happened between Sakumo and Isa above, and Minato on this side also encountered the same kind of incident, but the essence is not the same, but the situation is basically the same.

In the tea shop beside the street...

"What do you think of that!" I don't know how many times, but Jiraiya never gave up, almost pointing out a beautiful woman to Minato.

"Hehe." Minato laughed, and just laughed, without saying anything.

"Isn't this okay too?...What about the one in Komon's kimono over there?" Zirai didn't give up.

"Kommon kimono?" Minato suddenly remembered something, and his smile widened, "Such a kimono, Xiaozhu also has the same one..." It was still a gift from him, "It looks better on Xiaozhu."

"Yeah, a plain kimono like this is perfect for a flat-chested woman..." They were also evaluating the kimono and the wearer, and the tone of the two people was different due to their different feelings and emphasis, "Ah... I finally understand why you can't even look at a beautiful woman until now..."

Minato raised his eyebrows, but he didn't interrupt Jiraiya.

"Apprentice, let me make it clear to you." Jilai also cast a squinting look at Minato's unruffled appearance, and continued: "Tonight, don't mention that girl who is exactly the same from the inside out, from the name to the figure. The bamboo is exactly the same as the person."

"...Ha ha." Minato still smiled, but did not answer.

"Wow——" Ziraiya was startled, startled Minato, "That little sister is hotter! I like it! If you don't want Minato, I'm welcome~~"

"Huh? Ahaha..." Knowing that Jiraiya had made a mistake again, Minato sneered a few times, "Teacher... you can do what you want..."

Of course, Zilai also "self-serve"...Leaving Minzumen in the tea shop, with a dumbfounding expression on his face.

Minato looked up at the gradually darkening sky, but saw that the surrounding area became more lively: many small shops on the street were lit up, with no sign of closing, and people also came to the street.Although I don't know what the festival is, judging by this scene, it should be a relatively important day.

"Then, I'll take a stroll around too." After making up his mind, Minato put the tea money on the table, pressed it down with a tea bowl, got up and left the tea shop.

Not far from the tea shop, Minato felt his eyes dazzled by the light from somewhere.After the light passed, Minato subconsciously looked around, trying to find the source of the light.

It was a coincidence that Minato saw the girl in the Komon kimono she saw just now, and at the same time saw the necklace worn by the girl's neck and the pendant from the bottom of the necklace to the girl's chest - Minato was sure that it should have just dazzled her eyes Because it is really an exquisitely crafted necklace pendant.

Heartbroken, Minato walked towards the girl.

"Then, let's settle down in this town today!" Looking up at the darkening sky, and at the town in front of him that was still very lively even at night, Quan Zhu acted like a team leader. decided. "It's getting late."

"Having said that, I also feel a little tired... After a day's driving." Qinai stretched her waist and said with a smile.

"Well, I drove a lot today... Could it be that I walked too fast?" Quanzhu turned around and asked Chennai.

"No, no, no! This is just right!" Chennai waved his hand, not knowing whether it was really 'just right' or trying to be brave.

"Anyway, let's find a place to rest first!" Seeing what Chena said, Quanzhu didn't say much, but secretly decided to change the speed of walking tomorrow, "Tomorrow we have to get up early and hurry."

"Hey, you guys." In the hotel, Chena went into the bathroom, and Izumitake also stood up from the chair, and said to Lin, Kakashi, and Obito who were sorting things out: "Protect Nana. , I'll go out for a while."

"Where are you going?" Kakashi first looked up at Izumitake and asked.

"Get something to eat and come back." Quanzhu smiled, turned around and walked to the door of the room, opened the door and left.

Perhaps Quanzhu's decision to go out was an unwise decision, because shortly after Quanzhu left, a riot broke out among the people.

The commotion begins with the screams from Chenai in the bathroom, but we should still start with the first few minutes of the screams.

"But... don't you think it's strange?" Lin has finished tidying up the things she should be responsible for tidying up, and she is sitting on the bed to rest at the moment, and she also has time to think, "From Konoha to here, we used Almost half of the whole journey was completed in one day... But why, I didn't encounter a single enemy... Isn't it an A-level mission?"

"What?! Could it be that Lin, you hope to meet the enemy?" Obito said indifferently, "Isn't it a good thing for us not to meet the enemy..."

"No, what Lin said makes sense." Kakashi pondered for a moment, then denied Obito's idea, and successfully made a "D" intersection appear on Obito's face, but Kakashi didn't feel it at all. Or it is intentional or has been used to ignore it.

"Yeah..." Obito's mouth twitched.

"It's like on the battlefield: generally speaking, it is often attacked or sent ninjas to attack the opponent, but in this kind of frequent attack, the number of people will not be large." Kakashi stopped what he was doing and sat down put on the quilt, and began to make a rational analysis. This time, it inadvertently attracted Lin's admiring gaze, and made the little girl who was ignorant of the season blush, "on the other hand, if you are on the front line Stationing for a long time without encountering any attacks definitely does not mean that the enemy has given up fighting, but it means that the enemy is recharging their energy and preparing for a large-scale surprise attack, and wants to take down the front line at once-this is common sense. "

I don't know what Kakashi was thinking. It was fine to stop at the right time after finishing the analysis, but he added a sentence of "this is common sense", which made Obito sound like he was telling him on purpose, and immediately made him Obito's mood became very unhappy.

"But this is not on the battlefield after all." In front of the girl he likes, boys always like to be brave, because they care more about face.The same is true for Obito, because he felt that Kakashi didn't give him face, and found that Lin looked at Kakashi obviously wrong, so he immediately refuted Kakashi, trying to win back his face.

"On the battlefield, as a ninja, you must be ready to fight at any time; the same is true in missions!" Obito, you can already cry--Kakashi obviously has no awareness of giving Obito steps, and on the contrary, he started to cry. Obito preached, "And I also bear the heavy responsibility entrusted by the country-how can I say different?! It's just a different form, but the essence is still the same..."

Kakashi clearly wasn't finished, but the exclamation from the bathroom didn't give him a chance to continue.

"what--"

"!" Hearing the cry, the three people who were packing up outside the bathroom were startled. Kakashi stopped preaching, and Obito temporarily stopped brewing anger.

"What happened?!" Obito hurriedly put down the things in his hands and looked towards the bathroom.

Apparently Kakashi and Obito are two forms of styles - he is completely action-oriented - without saying much, he rushed to the bathroom door and kicked open the bathroom door indiscriminately... Looking at the Kakashi froze at the sight.

As a result, Chennai, who was completely different from the heroic spirit in the daytime, appeared in front of Kakashi...

Let us first describe the scene in the bathroom at this time: the water is pervasive and steaming, the nude beauty is huddled in the corner of the foggy bathroom, the long fiery red hair is wet by the water, sticking to the beauty's white and tender skin On the top, mixed with water vapor, it seems that even the fiery red hair has become much softer...

Cough, of course this is not the reason why Kakashi was stunned - as a genius ninja of Konoha, a young man favored by his seniors, and a senior admired by his juniors, he has always paid great attention to his own image, never drinking too much, not getting together and gambling Lustful, at most, they are relatively close to the companions of "half-handed people" (here refers to Obito), the teacher who is "disrespectful to the old" (here refers to Izumi Bamboo), "undereducated" children (such as Itachi), etc. When people knock their teeth, shake their mouths, at most, they swing their arms twice... Everything else is quite in line with the standards of a good boy and a good ninja...

It was only because Kakashi understood that the object of Chenai's screaming turned out to be a black tide bug in the other corner of the bathroom that occupied an area of ​​no more than one square centimeter...

"Bugs! Bugs—"

Co-authored by this princess, she is not afraid of hardships, tiredness, and enemies... afraid of bugs? !

Blinking and blinking, since Kakashi became a ninja at the age of 5 until now... this is the first time he has been at a loss during a mission.After a moment of hesitation, Kakashi chose between shattering his own eardrums and ending the life of the poor Bug, who had apparently been frightened by Chenai's screams and somehow moved...

As the sole of Kakashi's shoe made contact with the bathroom floor, Chenai stopped screaming-of course, the premise was that the innocent but It is a woodworm who wants to take a walk after a meal and lose weight.

"Thank you." Chenai stared closely at Kakashi, who wrapped the water bug that had successfully 'weight loss' in toilet paper, threw it into the toilet, and flushed it down the sewer... Finally, Chenai regained her composure and thanked Kakashi.

"...You're welcome." Kakashi answered Chenai stiffly, and turned to leave.

But maybe Chennai calmed down far faster than Kakashi left... After Chennai noticed the scene at this time, especially her 'dress', Chennai became excited again...

I saw that Chenai picked up the shampoo next to him with lightning speed, and successfully hit Kakashi's head with a 100.1% hit rate...

"What?!" Kakashi who was smashed upright shouted back.

"A pervert—" Chenai screamed for the second time today, and at the same time threw the soap out...

So when Quanzhu came back, what he saw was this scene:

Lin is using medical ninjutsu to heal Kakashi.Obito lay on his bed, buried his face in the pillow, so he couldn't see his expression, but his trembling shoulders leaked his emotions.

Kakashi sat on his own unmade bed, his silver-gray hair was wet, and there was shampoo-like liquid on it.After taking off the mask, Kakashi's face was blue, and the corners of his mouth were twitching constantly, while the skin on the left brow bone was obviously hit by something, and it was really blue.And his hands, which seemed to hang naturally on his knees, were trembling constantly due to the exertion.

Not far away, Chenai was leaning against the wall, with her chin raised, her lips tightly pursed, and she stared at Kakashi seriously.

"This is... what happened?" Quanzhu just felt baffled.