Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Oh... there is success and there is failure..." A familiar voice.

"It's okay... Today's failure indicates future success..." Another familiar voice.

"That...failure is the mother of success..." was still a familiar voice.

Who speaks so philosophically? !

Look to the left, that's not right...that's what the biscuit seller is yelling at.

Look right, no... that's some drunks going crazy.

Look up... a crow flies past...

Look down... an ant crawls over the foot...

"Um?!"

Look later...huh? !What are Izumo, Zitie, and Hongdou doing around there... Anyway, it can't be what they said...

Turn back, continue to move forward...then gorgeous...froze...

The very philosophical voice just now seemed to come from those half-assed... OHMYGOD!Pigs are flying in the sky! ! ! !The cat was chased by the mouse and ran all over the world! ! !Tailed Beasts Hatch From Stones! ! !The wrinkles of three generations of old men are gone! ! !

"You, you you you you you you you you you you you... who are you?! Where did you hide those three half-babes?!"

Shunbu rushed in front of the three of Hongdou, Quanzhu looked at them very nervously.

"Huh?!" Izumo looked up, looked at Izumi in surprise, and was stunned.

"Pfft..." Hongdou raised her head, the tea in her mouth sprayed out, and she choked.

"Gah?!" Zi Tie raised his head, a ball got stuck in his throat, and he choked.

"... Huh?!" It turned out that there was another person sitting in the space surrounded by the three of them - Iruka looked up, dumbfounded.

Drip, drop, drop—tack.

"Who are you?! I've never heard that Xiaozhu has a sister!"

Izumo, Zitie, and Hongdou jumped up at the same time, the one who took the kunai took the kunai, the one who drew the shuriken took out the shuriken, and the one who drew the ninja sword drew the ninja sword...

——What is this for...

"ah……"

"It was a misunderstanding, it was a misunderstanding..."

"Ahaha... I didn't expect Xiaozhu to change so much after just a few days of absence..."

"I also didn't expect you half-bads to grow up so much in a few days..."

Finally understood the reason, resolved the 'misunderstanding' that did not exist from the beginning, Quan Zhu sat down, ordered some meatballs, and sat with his friends again.

"By the way, why are you all gathered together... don't you need to do missions or practice... or something?!" Swallowing a ball, Quanzhu looked at the four who were obviously about the same age, but obviously older than him. I am a lot shorter, and my friend opened his mouth somewhat uncomfortable.

"Ah... well... umm." Zitie put down an empty stick, raised his head and looked at Quan Zhu hesitantly in a 'looking up' gesture.

"Actually... ah... I'd better let Hongdou decide..." Izumo looked at Izumotake and said in a daze.

"Tsk... To put it simply, Iruka was kicked back to the ninja school..." Hongdou replied while sweating.

"Yeah?! Really?!" Iruka looked at Iruka, Quanzhu's inquirer, in surprise.

"...Well..." Iruka lowered his head, "No matter how hard we try, we still can't compare with Xiaozhu..."

"Huh?! What are these words!?" Looking at the drooping head, an unknown fire rushed into Quan Zhu's chest, "Is this also a human word?! Stupid!" With a solid chestnut stuck, Quanzhu stood up, put one long leg on the chair, put one hand on his hips, and acted like a shrew, "Haven't you heard of what is called Feng Shui rotation?! Today I may look very good , but why didn’t you think that I also had times when I was down, why didn’t you think that you also had times when you were glorious?! Besides, now that you have encountered a small failure, what you should do is really to blame others? ?! Don’t you think you should work hard, work hard, and strive for the next success?! Idiot!”

"Hmm..." Iruka stared blankly at Iruka, rubbing the bump on his head that was smashed by Izumizu's chestnuts.

"The Iruka I know should be a person who is always happy, doesn't need friends to worry all the time, and is a strong person." After a pause, Quan Zhu glanced at Iruka, changed his angry expression just now, and smiled slightly, Continue to speak, "Iruka, you are a ninja!"

"Huh?! Isn't this Sayoki Chuunin?! Why is he posing in such a unique pose..." A brisk and faintly magnetic voice suddenly came from behind.

Turning around, I saw Namikaze Minato walking towards this side with his three apprentices.

"what……"

Desperate... I am desperate for this world of mine that has no image anymore...

"Wow... Konoha's golden flash..." Hongdou sighed from the left.

"Little Zhu...you hang out with a bunch of awesome people all day... Last time it was Konoha White Fang, this time it's Konoha's golden flash..." Zi Tie looked at Quan Zhu with a very jealous look , in exchange for the black thread at the end of the spring bamboo.

"That's the genius ninja Kakashi...the gray-haired one next to the golden flash..." Izumo glanced at Izumitake who was in pain because the glorious image no longer existed, and sighed.

Turning his head and glaring at his friends, Quanzhu turned to face Minato and his party with a stiff smile.

"Yah... Namikaze Jominin, hello... Come out for a walk with the dog... No, I'm out for a walk with my apprentice... Ah... What am I talking about..." Rubbing his temples, Izumi said to himself artificially Acting desperate.

"Hehe... It is true that I came out to take a walk with my disciples. Sayo Kichuren was right!" Minato's face was sunny, and by the way, he raised his hand and patted Kakashi and Kakashi, who were upset after hearing what he said. Dirt head.

"Ha..." stroked his forehead, Quanzhu smiled obsequiously.

"Hmm...well, can you sit here?" Smiling slightly at Izumi Zhu, Minato asked for advice in a brisk tone.

"Uh...Of course, please sit down, please sit down." Quan Zhu hurriedly agreed.

Then I saw Mizumon sitting on the right side of Quanzhu generously.And Lin swept between Iruka and Iruka, and finally chose to sit on the left of Iruka and the right of Minato.Obito simply chose to sit beside Zitie.Kakashi shrugged, and sat down on Izumitake's left seemingly casually.

"Everyone, order whatever you want, I'll treat you." Minato looked at everyone who was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile.

"Ah, what's so embarrassing?! You are a guest who came later, and should be treated by our 'master' who came first!" Quan Zhu said politely.

"Hehe, you're welcome. Sayoki Chunin has just been promoted to Chunin, and he only did one mission, and the income is not much. Let me do it." Minato replied with a bright face.

"Ah...then...you're really welcome." Quanzhu replied with twitching eyes.

"Okay, I wish I could." Minato said with a generous smile.

"Really..."

A very discordant remark came out next to him, causing Izumo to look back, but he saw Izumo sitting between Kakashi and Obito, looking at Izumo with disdain... In other words, what he said just now was I'm talking about spring bamboo.

With a raised eyebrow, Quan Zhuxin said:

——Pigs can bear it, dogs can bear it, but I just can't bear it... Oh, why do I compare myself with pigs and dogs.Izumo Xiaoyan, my aunt can't mess with Namikaze Minato, and I can't mess with you, can I? !

Thinking of this, Izumi picked up a ball that had just been served and shot it at Izumo... It was a matter of course that he hit it.

"Hiss—ah! It's scalding to death! Xiaozhu, why are you so excited?!" Izumo stood up and stared at Izumotake.

But the most irritating thing is that Izumo's stare was only exchanged for Izumo Take's cool answer:

"Ah, that's really embarrassing... But it's a pity that you guessed wrong. I didn't have a convulsion just now... but a hand cramp, and I accidentally threw it out..." Quanzhu's eyes were expressionless. shone provocatively.

Then the two began to 'eye-eyed'.

"You dare to call me this board..."

'Ha, you know me so well! '

'You man...'

'You're welcome... I know you're not human...'

'...'

'...'

Lightning sparks flickered in the air between Izumo and Izumitake, and the two were like two Pikachu, releasing electricity with a voltage of tens of millions of volts at any time.

Seeing this scene, the people next to him wiped away their sweat.

"Ah... that... I heard that Sayo Kichuren's partner is Sakumo... It seems like that's really the case when I saw it just now." Minato wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, trying to break the awkward atmosphere.

"You can just call me Xiaozhu. Bai Fang and I are indeed partners, and we formed it just three days ago." Quan Zhu turned his head, patted away and was still releasing electric sparks, and Izumo, who was "unsatisfied" with the atmosphere just now, changed his mind. When I spoke just now, I lacked confidence, and I regained my original calmness and laziness.

"That's right, I really can't see it. I never thought that three days of just being a partner can become such a tacit understanding. Both of them deserve to be called geniuses!" Minato still sighed with a warm and tolerant smile.

"Ah...you're welcome. I know that Nami Kaze Jonin is also a genius that people pass on word of mouth, and Kakashi-senpai in the Nami Kaze Jonin Team, as far as I know, he should be better than his father. Yu Lan." Quan Zhu replied with a slight curl of his lips.

"Hehe. Since Xiaozhu asked me to call you that, Xiaozhu, shouldn't you also call me by my name directly?!"

"Huh? Well, it's called 'Water Gate', right?!"

"That's right!" Minato replied with a bright smile.

Later, everyone gradually became familiar with it and let go of it.

Rin was originally Iruka's examiner during the Ninja exam. She was very gentle and kind. After learning about Iruka, she began to comfort Iruka and promised that if Iruka needed help, she could find her at any time. Later, Hongdou He seemed to like Lin very much, so he changed his usual style of "working hard" when he saw Maruko, and joined the conversation between Lin and Iruka.

Zitie and Obito have very similar personalities, so they chatted speculatively. Later, they seemed to talk about some interesting topic, and Izumo was hooked to him, and the three of them quickly became friends.

As for the remaining three people... Minato is a very easy-going person, and Izumitake has a crush on Minato, who has a good smile, so the two get along better, and Kakashi who is twisted because he doesn't like it. Willing to take off the mask and eat meatballs, and Minato always likes to tease him, so he chatted with Izumitake and Minato, but compared with the other two, the words seemed much less.

"Ah, it's getting late, it's time to go home." While speaking, Lin looked up at the sky and said.

"Yes, there are tasks tomorrow, so it's time to go." Minato agreed.

"It's already so late before I know it..." Quanzhu raised his eyes slightly to see the darkening sky, stood up, "I have to buy a new set of clothes before the sky completely darkens... There is still a task to come tomorrow with..."

"Hey, does Xiaozhu want to buy clothes?!" Lin leaned forward and looked at Quanzhu over the water gate.

"Eh?! Ah...because suddenly I grew up a lot, and my clothes are too small, so I can't wear them anymore."

"That..." After receiving Quanzhu's affirmative answer, Lin seemed to want to say something.

"Ok?"

"Actually, my mother just bought a set of clothes a few days ago, but it shrank during washing, and she couldn't wear it, and I felt it was too big... So, if Xiaozhu doesn't dislike it, you can wear that first...I promise it will be New clothes that haven't been worn... After all, most clothing stores are closed now." Lin blushed shyly.

"Oh?! Is that so? That's really great. If you don't mind, let me try on that dress." Seeing Lin's kindness, Quan Zhu happily accepted.

"Ah, if that's the case, Xiao Zhu will come with me." Lin said happily.

"Well, okay... By the way, stop at the water gate!" Quanzhu turned around and stopped the water gate that was about to leave in time.

"Is there anything else? Xiaozhu." Minato didn't know why.

"I remember someone swearing not long ago that he paid for the meal of meatballs." Quan Zhu raised his eyebrows, reminding Minato.

"Ah, that's right!" Saying that, Minato smiled and put his hand into his bosom, and then the smile on his face froze.

"...What kind of expression is that..." Seeing the scene, Quanzhu understood more than half of it.

"Ah... that... Xiaozhu... sorry... I don't seem to have any money..." Minato scratched the back of his head and laughed.

After listening, the two apprentices of Minato—Obito and Kakashi—immediately cast contemptuous glances.Lin stood behind Quanzhu and sighed, as if she was used to it.

...This is Konoha's golden glitter, Namikaze Minato...

"...Okay...I understand." Quan Zhu was helpless, sighed, took out his wallet and walked to the counter, "I will invite you this time first..."

"Ah...haha... I'm sorry, Xiaozhu." Minato scratched her head and smiled shyly.

"Forget it..." Quan Zhu waved his hand, expressing his indifference.

A little extra, about eating

It was another bright morning, and a certain bamboo was sitting at the dining table enjoying breakfast.

"Well, although it is troublesome to make breakfast, it is also very happy to eat a delicious breakfast made by myself!" Quanzhu said while eating breakfast.

"That's right...then do you mind going to trouble again, making breakfast to make others happy too..." Suddenly a voice came from behind.

Without even thinking about it, Quanzhu threw the pair of chopsticks in his hand behind his back.

"Tsk... alertness is not enough!" As he said, Shuo Mao put the pair of chopsticks that he easily took down in front of Quan Zhu, and found a place to sit down very 'consciously', "There are more practise."

"...I need to practice more...but I don't want to practice in this way..." Quanzhu threw the original pair of chopsticks aside, went to the kitchen to get two pairs again, and said, "I'm still the first It’s the first time I’ve seen you enter someone’s house through a window like you...I think this is the fourth floor...Aren’t you afraid of falling and breaking your body to pieces?!”

"Of course I'm not afraid, I'm a ninja!" Sakumo casually put his legs on the dining table of Izumitake's house, "Sayaki, I haven't had breakfast yet, let's help your partner—me—make a portion! "

Izumitake looked at this casual guy who was completely different from the serious Sakumo Hatake two days ago, and felt sweat dripping from the back of his head.

"I see..." Rolling his eyes, Quanzhu walked towards the kitchen, "Also, don't call me by my surname anymore...Look at your behavior...it seems like we are very close, like this It’s a bit pretentious to call me by my surname, so you should call me Xiaozhu from now on!”

"Okay, Xiaozhu!"

"So you don't know how to cook?" After finishing his own breakfast, Quanzhu leaned on the back of the chair and leisurely 'appreciated' Shuo Mao's handsome face when he was eating, "It was the same last time, you Originally, you came to ask me to go to the old man's place together! But you missed it because of the meal."

"Ah?! In fact, I just need to go to pick up the task by myself that day, and then I will notify you." Shuo Mao put down his chopsticks, took a sip of water from the water glass, and replied, "Hehe, Xiaozhu, you know that you live next door. Who is it?"

"...Is there anyone living in the room next door..." Quan Zhu asked back.

"How careless..." Sakumo picked up the chopsticks again, "In fact, Namikaze Minato lives next door to you!"

"Hey?! Really!"

"How do you think I found out where you lived for the first time?!" Shuo Mao paused, and looked up at Quan Zhu, who was very different from the first time we met.

"...Isn't this a matter of course..." Quanzhu replied hesitantly, seeing Shuo Mao's reproachful eyes, his voice became weaker and weaker.

"Of course it's not a matter of course! You are a girl, how can you let people know where you live so easily."

Shuo Mao's tone was a little harsher...it really seemed like...a father was teaching his daughter a lesson...

"You were right just now. I don't know how to cook, so I always take Kakashi to Minato's house to eat. Although the food that Minato guy cooks is not delicious, it can be eaten, at least not like That kid Kakashi doesn't know how to start a fire, so he used the fire escape...almost burned the house down...Fortunately, I arrived in time to use the water escape...what's your expression?!"

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking of an old saying..."

"What old saying?"

"A tiger father has no dogs..."

"I like to hear that...but it's not good to put it on this occasion..."

"...Next time I will pay attention to the occasion..."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome. Go ahead."

"it is good."

After listening, Quanzhu wiped his cold sweat with his sleeve, and summarized the information he had just obtained in his mind.

That is to say, because Sakumo Hatake's wife, Kakashi's mother, died young in Hatake's family, and Sakumo Hatake and his son Kakashi, the father and son, could not cook at all, so they often went to the younger, more talkative A bachelor, Namikaze Minato's house is a meal.Although Minato's food is not very good, it's better than no food at all.

So like this, the usual breakfast, Hatake and his son basically go to Minato's house to get it, and occasionally, Hatake and his son will also settle dinner at Minato's house, and lunch is obtained outside by relying on their own ninja tasks. The salary can be solved by going to restaurants.

I said why the father and son of the Hatake family both graduated from ninja school so early... The father became a ninja at the age of [-], and the son became a ninja at the age of [-]... I dare to feel that I was forced out by the cost of food... Enough !

"Then how did you solve your lunch in the ninja school years?!" Quanzhu asked very puzzled.

"Well...every day it will be provided by a different girl from the ninja school." Sakumo replied simply, as if it was a matter of course.

"..." Quanzhu was speechless.

——Desperate, I am desperate for this handsome guy's domineering world!

Cough, go on.

As for when Shuomo noticed the spring bamboo living next to the water gate... It's very simple, that is, one time, when Shuomo was eating at the house of the water gate, he smelled the fragrance of the spring bamboo cooking, so he knew the water gate from then on. Living next door is Spring Bamboo.

Later, after learning that Quanzhu was his partner, Shuo Mao unexpectedly sent his son to Minzumen's house that morning, but instead of going in for a meal, he went straight ahead and knocked on the door of Quanzhu's house. , and then I ate a delicious breakfast that I haven't eaten in more than ten years...

By the way, ninjas are also very pitiful... especially male ninjas.

"Are you going to spend breakfast with me from now on?!"

"Well! There's dinner!"

What a rogue...

"Then, remember, for the sake of my companion, I won't charge for the meal...but next time, when you come to my place for a meal, bring the ingredients!"

"no problem!"

"In that case..."

Quanzhu said, stood up and walked towards the door, opened the door, ran to the next door and knocked on the door next door.

The door opened, and it was Kakashi who opened it.

"Huh? Sayaki?!"

"Just call me Xiaozhu from now on." Nodding his head as a greeting, Quanzhu said, "Shuimen is here too!"

"exist."

"That's good, call him up, and come to my house for breakfast!"

"Really?! That's great!" Minato rushed over after hearing this, pushed Kakashi aside, and looked at Izumitake excitedly.

"Come on! White Fang is here too!" Quanzhu sighed, as if he had found out his conscience, let's help the 'difficult households'...

"That's great, that's great! Let's go!" Minato said, opening the door, dragging Kakashi into Izumitake's house.

Coincidentally, at the moment when the water gate was closed, Quan Zhu saw what should be called 'rice' on the dining table not far from the door...

That's rice? !I don't know, I thought these two people were eating coal...

Forget about two big men... Kakashi is still a child... It seems that my decision is right...

From then on, Quanzhu's house became very lively every time of breakfast and dinner.

But this is pretty good...at least this family has some human flavor...

Ha ha.