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Someone said: "There is an inside smell, there is an inside smell of a single dog."

Landlord: ...don't interrupt, I'll continue.

Not to mention that the host is straight, the host was really hungry that day, and that was breakfast!So, the beautiful man said that he ate my pancake fruit, I would definitely not like it, so I... asked him to buy me another one.

Originally, he was the one who ate the pancake fruit for me!

Then, the beautiful man was silent for a while, and asked me where to buy it?After I said it, he asked me what I would use to buy it, and I said money, and he asked if gold would work.

I finally confirmed that this guy is probably playing tricks on me.So, I scolded him and went to buy a pancake to eat by myself.

In the next few days, I still practiced water method by the river every day, and he generally remained silent.But if I eat something by the river, he will rub his head and look at me... I struggled for three seconds between "he wants to chase me" and "he wants to eat", Throw him a bun...

He... jumped up and caught it with his mouth.

The snake tail of the lower body is exposed...

Reply 1:? ? ? ?

Reply 2: Is it Goubuli buns?

Reply 3: Upstairs, is it reasonable for a dog?

Reply 4: Hahaha I laughed to death, the landlord is straight!

Landlord: ...Everyone, listen to me.

When I saw his snake tail, I finally understood that this is probably a newly formed snake demon, who has not cultivated a complete human form yet, so I can't leave Xiaohe.Since it's a monster, it's understandable if he didn't know common sense before. The host forgave him very much and often brought him some food.

The little snake demon said that he didn't mind being known, so the host was afraid that he would be lonely, so he introduced many people to him (the host Haiwang).

Later, the sacred mountain was born upstream of my house, the water source changed, and the river swelled to cause floods. The government notified us residents along the river to move out.At the critical moment, I ran to the river to inform the little snake demon.

Then I found many cultivators surrounded by the river, and I couldn't see through each of them. Those people actually forced the little snake demon to change the water!The little snake demon has only been practicing for a long time, and even his tail is still there. Wouldn't it be his life to let him change the water's momentum?The landlord was outraged.

Reply 1: Is it too much for me to rely on this?If you have the ability to do it yourself, what's the matter with forcing others to do it?

Reply 2: Is it a monk from the Cultivation Bureau?Don't they all do this task?

Reply 3: Upstairs, it shouldn't be from the Cultivation Bureau, right?People who have been in contact with the Cultivation Bureau have a pretty good attitude.

Landlord: Ahem, please don’t make noise, listen to me.

The landlord has a bad temper (meaning mentally retarded), and when he heard that they were going to force the little snake demon to sacrifice spiritual power to change the water situation, he angrily stepped forward to fight!

There is nothing wrong with what the landlord said, and I said: "He is only so old, and he is just an ordinary snake demon. If you let him change the water, you are killing him! If you want to go to you, what is it to force others! Let me tell you, don't I thought he didn’t have a backstage, if you force him again, I’ll take a picture of you and put it on the Internet!”

Reply 1: Good!The landlord scolded well!

Reply 2: The host is kind, there are not many people like the host in this society.

Landlord: Ahem, everyone, don’t rush to boast, just listen to me.

After the landlord finished scolding, he felt righteous indignation and heroic appearance, those people were all overwhelmed by me!

Then, I saw the little snake demon look at me strangely.

He flew.

He became a prototype.

Grow a head, two horns, five claws...

Reply 1: Wait, why do I not sound like a snake...

Reply 2: How fresh, whose snake has long claws?Four-legged snake?

Reply 3: Not only does it sound like a snake, but it even sounds familiar...

Reply 4: I rely on it, I just said why it looks so familiar!You are the one on the local news who stopped Qinglong from suppressing the water veins and said that the monks were oppressing the little monsters, right?

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Reply 56: Awesome host, pay attention to the rights and interests of dragons, a role model for us!

...Reply 180: Where is the landlord?Call the landlord!and after?don't run!

Host: I’m the host, I’m back... why did you raise the building so high for me just to go to the toilet... Yes, it’s me. Beep——

But let's speak with conscience, who would have thought that there would be a dragon in the small ditch in front of our house!The brook reaches up to my waist!Moreover, there were media present at the time, who wanted to take pictures of the heroic appearance of Longzhen Shuimai, but who would have thought that they would take pictures of my stupid appearance...

My seven aunts and eight aunts all saw me on TV, and everyone asked me if the dragon had grown up, and I was already socially dead...

Unified reply: Hahahahaha...

Originally, this post was only popular within the forum, how did it become popular all over the Internet?

After a few hundred floors, someone replied: Damn, I just thought of something!Our small county also has a moat. I have the habit of running at night and run along the moat every night.But, every time I run, I pass by a barbecue stand, so I often run with a barbecue.Since last week, every day a head pops up in the river asking me to grill!I thought it was a fish demon in the river!Could it be a dragon?Are the Dragon Clan so...down-to-earth?

The landlord replied to him: I suggest you to ask, there are surprises...

Someone below replied: So, I also have something to say... We have a small lake here, and the scenery is very beautiful.My wife and I often take a walk by the lake and make out. Every time we are about to kiss, a big fish will fly out of the lake. We all pick it up and make soup at home. Could it be that there is also a dragon king in it?Could this be his blessing for our relationship?

Someone replied: Maybe it's just to let you stay away...

Someone else said: I am a seaside city, and my family set up a barbecue stall on the beach. Strange things have often happened since last week.There are often grilled skewers disappearing, and then there will be a lot of ingredients in the raw materials... I thought I was busy calling the police, but now it seems...

According to the statistics of netizens, there are more than 50 traces of dragons and suspected dragons in the posts!And most of them have to do with grilling.Are our Chinese Dragon Clan so down-to-earth...

As a result, this post became popular, and there was an activity of "Send BBQ to the Dragon Clan" on the Internet. Even the Cultivation Bureau has advanced to turn the five grains and six animals used for sacrifices into barbecue... I heard that the Dragon Clan is quite happy to eat ...

Luo Chen slowly closed the phone, and closed his eyes peacefully.That's all, that's it.

After more than a week of this kind of lively and leisurely life, Luo Chen couldn't bear it anymore, he was getting hairy when he was idle, and more importantly, he didn't have any new games to play recently... So he took the initiative to call Wang Zizhen for the first time. I made a phone call and asked if there was any difficult task.

Wang Zizhen ouched twice, and said, "Director, I was just about to call you! A new sacred mountain was born recently, and we dare not investigate it. We would like to invite you to have a look."

"Don't dare to go?" Luo Chen was puzzled, "Why dare not? What did you find?"

Wang Zizhen said: "We checked the ancient geography, and in that direction, it should be Qingqiu, the tribe of the nine-tailed fox, so what... isn't the nine-tailed fox cannibalism..."

Luo Chen was silent, coauthored because I am not a talent and let me go?

He also had no choice but to say, "Okay, send me the address."

Wang Zizhen was very happy and agreed repeatedly.

Luo Chen said again: "Let Qingwu come over too, I plan to broadcast live."

There is nothing wrong with Wang Zizhen.

The time was set for the next day, Luo Chen notified Cui Shi, and then took Qing Wu up to Qingqiu.

There are not only nine-tailed foxes on Qingqiu, but it is famous because of nine-tailed foxes.Luo Chen turned on the live broadcast at the foot of the mountain, briefly described the content of the live broadcast, and then led Qingwu to start climbing the mountain.

Along the way, there was complete silence, let alone a nine-tailed fox, and you couldn't even see an ordinary rabbit.

Qingwu said tremblingly, "Why are you so quiet?"

Luo Chen said: "Maybe they were eaten up by the Nine-Tailed Fox!"

Qingwu:! ! !

Luo Chen comforted: "Don't be afraid, the Nine-Tailed Fox has been imprisoned for so many years, that's why I'm here.

They eat so cleanly, but they are usually picky eaters. "

Qingwu: ...be more scared, okay?Who doesn't know that the nine-tailed fox is a cannibal!

The barrage was also full of horror. Everyone was tense, not knowing when the legendary man-eating beast would jump out.

Climbing to the halfway up the mountain, you can vaguely see the stone cave on the top of the mountain, and there are bursts of evil spirits coming from inside.The nine-tailed fox family is rebellious and has always disdain to hide its evil spirit.

Luo Chen came to communicate, so he flicked a bit of divine power over in a friendly manner, "I'm here, Luo Chen, come to pay a visit to the Nine-Tails Clan."

When the divine power touched the barrier at the entrance of the cave, it turned into green smoke and dissipated.

Then, there was a burst of arrogant laughter from the entrance of the cave, "Hahahahaha! Someone actually came to the door! It just so happens that I, the ancestor, have been imprisoned for thousands of years, so I will use you to open the meat!"

As soon as the words fell, a few fluffy, white tails that were as thick as a human came out of the cave with the sound of piercing through the air!

Qingwu panicked all of a sudden, actually, actually cannibalism?

The barrage was also terrified, and it went away so fast!

I saw the end of the tail's traveling direction——Luo Chen was still standing calmly, as if he didn't see the attack coming quickly.

Ding--

A golden shield-like barrier appeared around Luo Chen's body, and when his tail bumped against it, there was a buzzing sound like metal hitting.

The two leaned against each other and wrestled with each other, Luo Chen hooked his lips, passed through the barrier with his hand, slowly grasped the big tail, and then pulled it hard——

With a bang, it was like the movement of uncorking a wine bottle, and something was pulled out by him.Taking a closer look again, Luo Chen was holding a strange beast the size of a cat. It was all white, with its front paws hugging its chest.

Although the expression is not good, but the white hair looks so easy to touch, especially the nine big tails, held together by Luo Chen in his hand, like a big white feather duster.

The nine-tailed fox said coldly: "The winner is the king and the loser, if you want to kill or cut, it's up to you!"

Before Luo Chen could speak, suddenly a gust of wind passed by from the side, he subconsciously blocked it, another tail.Turning his head, he saw a bigger nine-tailed fox with tears in his eyes, "Let our ancestor go! You beast! I won't let you hurt our ancestor!"

Luo Chen was taken aback for a moment, and then, there was another gust of wind in the back of his head. He turned around and grabbed...an even bigger nine-tailed fox with grief and indignation on his face, "If you want to eat our ancestor, you have to step over my corpse !"

Luo Chen: ...

Who wants to eat your ancestors!Are you nine-tailed fox out of your mind?