If you are afraid of ghosts, you have to hold on to the big man's thigh

"Why did you drink so much?" The little celestial master frowned. He ate for four to five minutes and didn't want to eat any more. In addition, he had already discussed almost all the possibilities, so he didn't want to continue. stayed.

Of course, it’s not that the taste of this place is not good, but that the little celestial master is really not used to getting along with Aunt Zhu like this, there is no lively atmosphere, it is not a family gathering, and there is no real Zhang, there is only one around who can only bury his head Li Qiubao.

Aunt Zhu brought up the pot of wine, shook it, and was a little surprised: "You don't look good, Qiu Bao actually drank half of the pot! This wine has a lot of stamina, and I have to pour him a bowl of hangover soup when I go back at night, otherwise Quite uncomfortable!"

Li Qiubao didn't know what they were talking about, he stared in confusion, only felt someone talking in his ear, he hummed, murmured like a little pig.

"What did you say?" The little celestial master leaned over, wanting to hear what he had to say, and put his ear close to Li Qiubao's lips.

The hot air exhaled between Li Qiubao's lips and teeth brought the aroma of wine to the little Heavenly Master's ears, making him itchy and hot, but Li Qiubao's words were like a basin of cold water, directly waking him up.

"Bathroom...toilet..." Li Qiubao's eyes were blurred, and he put his hands on his trousers in an uncivilized manner, as if he wanted to untie them.

Without further ado, the little celestial master jumped up, stood up, directly lifted the drunk Li Qiubao, and explained as he walked out, "I'll take him out to the bathroom!"

A drunk person is as heavy as cement.

Aunt Zhu didn't know why, so she stood up, feeling a little helpless, "Oh, oh good." After everyone walked out of the door, Aunt Zhu thought of something, and pressed the service bell on the table twice, ready to pay and pack .

On the other side, the little celestial master finally dragged Li Qiubao to the cubicle in the bathroom of the restaurant, sweating profusely, and wanted him to stand at attention and solve the problem by himself.But Li Qiubao leaned limply on the little celestial master as if someone had broken his muscles and bones, muttering in his mouth, speaking in dialect, and occasionally speaking a few words in Mandarin.

"Stand up!" The little celestial master was sweating because of him, and he was afraid that Li Qiubao couldn't hold back and made a joke. He tried several times, but he couldn't make people stand up. He couldn't help but doubt that Li Qiubao did it on purpose. toss yourself.

Do you want to solve it for him yourself?

Li Qiubao was in the ear of the little celestial master, and he didn't know what he was urging, so he kept saying, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

There is no way, the little celestial master blushed again and again, almost steamed himself, and then gritted his teeth and said: "Troublemaker!" He said so, but he still enthusiastically reached out to help, but Li Qiubao suddenly made trouble and refused to cooperate. , twisting his waist, like a snake, said: "Itch! Itch!"

The little celestial master collapsed a little, and wanted to let go of his hand, "Are you going up or not?"

Li Qiubao tilted his head and looked at him with wet black eyes, as if innocent.

The little celestial master took a deep breath, recalled what he had seen coaxing children to go to the bathroom, and bit the bullet to coax Li Qiubao.

I don't know if this method is really useful, or if Li Qiubao is tired and finally cooperates obediently.

Hope you're sober and don't remember this.

The little celestial master heaved a sigh of relief, listening to the sound of pattering water, he felt that his life experience had become a little more enriched, and he thought in his heart with a blank face, that he had written Li Qiubao a bit viciously.

He thought he helped Li Qiubao this time, and he had already offset Li Qiubao many times.

It was at this moment that Zheng Yun went into the bathroom to wash his face. He drank a little too much, and his consciousness was a little fuzzy, but he was still able to take care of himself. Seeing this, Jiang Cihang began to call off the meal, and arranged one by one. The car is called a car.

Originally, Geng Jie was arranged to be responsible for sending Zheng Yun to the bathroom, just because he was afraid that something might happen to him.

But Zheng Yun insisted that he was fine, and said he was just washing his face, so Jiang Cihang and the others didn't force him, and let him go by himself.

Zheng Yun recently broke up in love, and his girlfriend broke up with him on the grounds that he was "inappropriate".Zheng Yun was unhappy, so he specially invited a few friends to drink and eat here, and by the way, he used the excuse of being "sad and sad" because of his broken relationship to blackmail him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the bathroom and washed his face, the cubicle door with a strange sound behind him opened.

Zheng Yun was still thinking in his heart, he was a little happy, which dear friend went to the bathroom and needed to "enjoy the fun", and was about to take a look, but he didn't expect that it was two people who came out of it!

Take a closer look, isn't the thin one the "sibling" who only met once? !

Zheng Yun watched and couldn't help shouting: "Siblings?!"

Little Heavenly Master and Li Qiubao raised their heads in surprise and looked at Zheng Yun. The other party's expression was as exaggerated as if he saw an alien, and his mouth was so big that he could stuff three eggs, "Why are you here? Who is this?!"

"Who are you?" The little celestial master frowned and asked back, searching his mind, he had never seen such a person before!Then the "siblings" in his mouth...

Li Qiubao was so drunk that he lost his mind and didn't respond. When he fell into Zheng Yun's eyes, he became suspicious.

Drunkenness affects the brain, Zheng Yun interprets the picture as a bloody eight o'clock file and a crime suspense film, and connects with the weird voice he heard just now...

Either Li Qiubao "derailed", or he was "coerced" by someone!

Either way, the situation in front of you is not something you can handle by yourself.

Zheng Yun turned around in his head, took out his phone with one hand, quickly pressed Jiang Cihang's number, and grabbed Li Qiubao with the other, "Let go of my siblings! Otherwise I'll call someone..." It doesn't matter whether the connection is connected or not, yes Called: "Lao Jiang! Lao Jiang!"

The word "Old Jiang" came out, and the little celestial master guessed Jiang Cihang, his eyes widened in surprise, and subconsciously asked: "What do you mean?"

siblings?Li Qiubao?Jiang Cihang?

He was a little confused, and he didn't know if it was the stamina of the wine that made him unable to think.

Are Li Qiubao and Jiang Cihang a couple?Are they not ordinary employment relationships?

Or is this "Lao Jiang" not that "Lao Jiang"?

In any case, it was impossible for the little celestial master to let go of Li Qiubao and let a "stranger" drag him away, so he exerted some strength in his hands, and said angrily, "What are you doing? Let go!"

"Don't let it go!"

"Let go!"

Li Qiubao was pulled so hard that he swayed from side to side, and his stomach turned upside down and surged up.

Jiang Cihang also happened to be walking towards the bathroom at this time, and was worried that Zheng Yun would fall down in the bathroom or have an accident, when he felt the phone vibrate, he took it out and saw that it was Zheng Yun's call, and he was about to walk to the bathroom, so Too lazy to pick it up.It's just that sometimes life is such a coincidence. The moment Jiang Cihang opened the door, he saw Li Qiubao who was being pulled from side to side like a rope and vomited filth all over the floor with a "wow".

This move stunned the other three men, Zheng Yun couldn't help letting go, but the little Tianshi frowned, and did not let go very loyally.

The instigator, Li Qiubao, seemed to have regained consciousness after vomiting a puddle. When he saw Jiang Cihang, he was slightly aggrieved and at a loss, and said innocently, "Mr. Jiang... dirty the floor, what should I do..."

Before Jiang Cihang could answer, Li Qiubao answered himself again, "I'll...sweep, clean..." As he spoke, he struggled to walk in Jiang Cihang's direction.

As soon as he moved, Zheng Yun seemed to wake up, and rushed to Jiang Cihang first, and complained: "Old Jiang! Look, this man! He is still a handsome guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Just now he... unexpectedly... actually..."

Zheng Yun approached Jiang Cihang, and said in a voice that he didn't feel loud, but the actual volume was very clear: "Put a cuckold on you!"

When Jiang Cihang heard this, some bad memories flooded his mind, but they were quickly dismissed. He said with a headache, "Old Zheng, you misunderstood. Hey..." He once again felt helpless to throw a stone at his foot In the first place, he shouldn't have lied that Li Qiubao was his new partner.

"Go, let's go first, Lao Wang has ordered a car to wait for you below!" As he spoke, he pulled Zheng Yun's arm vigorously, pulled him away, and winked at the little celestial master, asking him to deal with Li Qiubao.

"What did I misunderstand, I clearly saw them..." Zheng Yun was not reconciled, and while being dragged away, he looked back at the little celestial master and Li Qiubao who were standing there, not knowing that the nerve was wrong, and his brain Suddenly turning the clouds and seeing the moon, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand! So the three of you are a couple, right?"

Jiang Cihang was so frightened that he staggered and almost fell.

Zheng Yun was still talking about his astonishing discovery: "Old Jiang, I can't tell! You play... so open! No wonder I said that in the past few months, I haven't asked you out. It turns out that's the case. , when did you change your taste? It’s not that you’re Da Meng..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Jiang Cihang angrily reprimanded Zheng Yun, quickened his pace, and left this place of right and wrong.The conversation gradually became quieter, Jiang Cihang comforted: "I will explain to you later!"

Zheng Yun said: "Why wait until later, why can't you say it now? Lao Jiang, the other boy, he doesn't seem to be very old... You really have to talk!"

The little Tianshi's face turned red and black on the spot, and he didn't know whether it was shame or anger, or both.

Why Jiang Cihang cares so much about Li Qiubao finally has a reasonable explanation... Plus they have been living in the same room recently...

And he was suspected of having an affair with them?

Threesome?

Although he doesn't discriminate against other people's sexual orientation, the little celestial master's concept is still old-fashioned, and he believes that there is a couple for a lifetime, but when it comes to Jiang Cihang, it has become "one person, one life and three people"?

what is this?

Threesomes must have my teacher?

Shaking his head, leaving these messes behind, the little celestial master set up Li Qiubao, who was staring in a daze, and followed him out of the bathroom.Back in the box, Aunt Zhu had already waited a little anxiously. She was relieved to see him come back twice, and couldn't help but ask, "Why have you been there for so long?"

"It's nothing, he vomited all over the floor." The little celestial master disappeared the part of arguing with Zheng Yun, and pointed to Li Qiubao who was still not sober.

Aunt Zhu hurriedly picked up the hangover soup that was brought on the table, and gave Li Qiubao a sip. Fortunately, Li Qiubao was very easy to manipulate at this time, and it was not as difficult as before. He drank all the soup into his stomach after three or two sips inside.