If you are afraid of ghosts, you have to hold on to the big man's thigh

It was the first time for Li Qiubao to hear someone call him "Sir" when he was so old, so he couldn't help but feel extremely embarrassed.In fact, no matter whether it is Wen Mu or the little celestial master, he doesn't want to trouble anyone.But this time, and it was at the entrance of the police station, there was no taxi passing by, so it was not a hassle.

Li Qiubao was awkward, struggling to support the unconscious Jiang Cihang, hesitating between Wen Mu and the little celestial master.

Wen Mu hit the iron while it was hot: "Cihang must have an old problem. The colder he gets, the sleepier he gets. Don't hesitate any longer. Come with me."

Not to be outdone, the little celestial master said: "Mr. Wen has experienced so much today, he should be tired. Fatigue driving is not recommended, let me take Mr. Jiang home."

Li Qiubao looked at this, then at that, and finally the little celestial master gained the upper hand, so he rushed to the little celestial master and whispered, "It's troublesome."

Gritting his teeth, Wen Mu could only watch helplessly as the little celestial master went to drive, and then picked up Jiang Cihang and Li Qiubao.

On the way, Li Qiubao was very nervous, because he was afraid that the little celestial master would ask him what happened at that time.When he made his statement, he stammered and concealed some things. Although he could not say that he was lying, he was quite guilty.

The little celestial master indeed had something to ask Li Qiubao, for example, they were obviously not in the same relationship with the big star Ye Qianqian, why did they suddenly get involved?Moreover, Ren Zhou's severed palm and tongue are also very strange, the wounds are still fresh.

"Mr. Li, please think about it carefully. When the human body jumped on you and Mr. Jiang, did anything strange happen?" The little celestial master said in a firm tone, very persistent, "I know people are overly frightened. It’s easy to go blank sometimes, but it’s important to us.”

Li Qiubao faltered: "...Yes, I'm sorry, but, but what I said is all true..." After thinking for a while, he said: "I, we should be about the same age. You call me by my name. , that’s it.”

The little celestial master paused, not knowing what he was thinking, and said after a while: "Well, you can also call me by my name directly, my name is Zhang Haoyu, an orthodox disciple of the Maoshan School. By the way, you and Mr. Jiang are Brothers? Why is one of you named Jiang and the other Li?"

What brother?

Li Qiubao was stunned, and after blinking his eyes, he replied: "You, you guessed wrong. I am not brothers with Jiang, Mr. Jiang, but a relationship of employment and employment. Besides, Mr. Jiang and I don't look alike at all. .”

Now it was the little Tianshi's turn to be stunned. Through the rearview mirror, he could see his sharp eagle-like eyes suddenly widen, "Isn't it? I'm sorry, I'm face-blind and I can't tell the face apart." The little celestial master was not at all embarrassed, and explained frankly: "I think people always look at 'Qi', you and Mr. Jiang's 'Qi' are very similar, it can be said that they are exactly the same, if it weren't for your body It's different, and I probably wouldn't recognize it."

The little celestial master turned out to be face blind!Hearing this, Li Qiubao developed a sense of intimacy, and couldn't help but say, "No, it doesn't matter, I'm also face-blind..."

The two face-blind people happily exchanged "recognition experience". Unlike Li Qiubao who recognizes a person by his clothes and hair, the logic of Xiao Tianshi's recognition is very metaphysical, saying that he relies on the "Qi" of the person .In his eyes, everyone's qi is different, but between brothers and sisters, the "qi" will be very similar, and sometimes he will confuse them, but the number of times is very small, no more than five times.

"From the 'Qi', I can also see what kind of luck that person has recently." The little Tianshi talked eloquently, sweeping away his serious and aloof appearance before, now he looks like a 20-[-]-year-old "For people with bad luck, the 'Qi' will be dim, on the contrary, for people with strong luck, the 'Qi' will be bright, if it is a person who is infested by ghosts, black spots will appear on the 'Qi' ..."

Li Qiubao felt relish, and found it very magical, "Is this, is it born?"

"No." The little celestial master shook his head, but he was very honest, "My master opened it for me the day after tomorrow."

Li Qiubao couldn't help feeling sorry for the little celestial master, as a face-blind person, everyone's facial features are similar in his eyes, but guessing from the little angel's words, then in the eyes of the little celestial master, don't all people have facial features?Or, is there only one human form in the whole person?

Speaking of this, the little celestial master changed the subject: "By the way, Li Qiubao, I don't doubt you, but can I ask why you smell similar to that 'human helmet'?"

"What, what do you mean?"

"It means, have you come into contact with other 'humanoids'." The little celestial master asked seriously, "or animals with strange behaviors, such as weasels."

Li Qiubao's heart skipped a beat, and before he could answer, the little celestial master said again: "If you encounter them, you'd better be careful, and don't provoke those things, especially those with spirituality. The 'humanoid' is because of those things that they entered. A monster formed from a body, but the conditions for its formation are more troublesome, and it needs the right time, place, people and..."

The little celestial master clattered and explained the formation of a human body. Li Qiubao was dizzy and could barely understand that the formation of the so-called "human body" was actually the resentful spirit of an animal entering the corpse shortly after death. Inside, the last corpse change can be caused.

According to the preliminary forensic autopsy report, Paparazzi Conan had multiple fractures and a piece of his head was dented. Visually, he fell from a building and died before the weasel's wraith penetrated Confucius and entered his body to form a "human helmet". .

As for why Conan fell to his death, whether it was man-made or his own mistake, it depends on the results of the follow-up investigation.The main task of the little celestial master now is to send Li Qiubao and Jiang Cihang back to the community. Unfortunately, although he has good driving skills, he is a road idiot. He and Jiang Cihang sent him back to the community.

After driving for so long, Jiang Cihang woke up from a vague sleep, and when he got off the car, he didn't need the little celestial master to help him to the door.

It seemed a pity for the little celestial master. Before leaving, he reluctantly asked for Li Qiubao's phone number and said that he would add WeChat to chat later.He felt that Li Qiubao was very suitable for his eyes, and so was Jiang Cihang.

Li Qiubao was embarrassed to reject the enthusiastic little celestial master, so he could only give his mobile phone number.At the same time, the little celestial master also gave him a small bottle of essential oil and a few talisman papers. The little celestial master told Li Qiubao and Jiang Cihang to put a couple of drops into it when they go back to take a bath. It can drive away evil spirits and calm the nerves, which is very useful.As for the talisman paper, it is specially reserved for Li Qiubao, because Li Qiubao's "Qi" shows that he is a person who is easy to run into evil!

Little Heavenly Master is really great!Li Qiubao immediately developed a great affection for the little celestial master, after all, he is short-handed and short-mouthed!

Jiang Cihang yawned, and when the little celestial master left, he asked tearfully, "What did you talk to him about? Why did you exchange numbers?"

"Just, let's talk about 'human helmet' or something..." Li Qiubao felt his scalp go numb and his whole body chill when he thought of "human helmet".Then he told him exactly what the little celestial master had talked with him.After hearing this, Jiang Cihang thought for a while and guessed: "I guess, that paparazzi must have fought with the cat in Ye Qianqian's house, and then I don't know what they did, and then fell down the stairs together, only to fall to his death, and finally into a 'human helmet'."

"But, but...how, how can a person not beat a cat?" Li Qiubao still didn't understand. To be honest, Conan fell from a high altitude and fell to his death. It's really strange!Most people can't find him, let alone catch him and throw him downstairs.

Jiang Cihang said meaningfully: "He is a human in your eyes, but a mouse in others' eyes. It is normal for mice to be afraid of cats." After saying this, Jiang Cihang rubbed Li Qiubao's head, "Okay, don't think about it so much, we shouldn't care about solving the case, you should be able to deal with black and white impermanence tonight."

After returning home, the two said goodnight to each other. Li Qiubao didn't doubt that there might be something wrong with the things the little celestial master gave, and insisted that Jiang Cihang soak two drops in the water when he took a bath.

Jiang Cihang couldn't hold back Li Qiubao, so he agreed.

I have to say that the "essential oil" given by the little celestial master is really good. It doesn't smell like other lavender or rose essential oils, but a faint, solemn sandalwood, and the "police station" Like incense, Li Qiubao still remembers that after he entered the "police station", when he smelled the smell, the bloody image in his mind suddenly dimmed a lot.

After using it, Li Qiubao lay down on the bed and fell asleep for a second, and his originally tense spirit was instantly relieved a lot.

"Dream", black and white impermanence came again, and he smiled and said to him kindly, "Congratulations!"

What a congratulations!

Even if Li Qiubao has such a good temper, he will get a little angry when he sees the impermanence of black and white.Jiang Cihang almost got scratched by that human helmet because of him!

"Li Xiaoyou, don't be angry!" Bai Wuchang also knew that what they did was dishonest, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet and pretend to be a villain if the boss spoke up, "What about this matter, we The two brothers also know that they are embarrassing you. This time, they came here for no other reason than to reward Li Xiaoyou for exterminating one evil in the world!"

After speaking, he grabbed Heiwuchangkong and unexpectedly got a pennant "eliminate harm for the people" and a large bouquet of flowers, and gave them to Li Qiubao.

To be honest, Li Qiubao didn't really want these two things, he would rather this hadn't happened!

Hei Wuchang also pulled out a stiff smile. It is estimated that the muscles on his face have not been exercised for a long time, and it is very likely that they have been necrotic and dried, which made his smile look particularly ferocious: "Sure enough, we did not misunderstand the person. Li Xiaoyou's shot is extraordinary. Fan Xiang, you don't lose the style of the past! You really deserve to be a slasher..."

Lin Zhan, Lin Zhan, this is not the first day I heard these two words, Li Qiubao showed a puzzled expression when he heard the words, and couldn't help interrupting Hei Wuchang: "What Lin Zhan? I don't understand what you are talking about ?”

"This... oh, I'm old and my memory is not good. I forgot that Li Xiaoyou was the one who drank Mengpo soup back then." Bai Wuchang slapped his head and said with a smile, "Forget it, let's let it go Let the wind pass, let's cherish the present time. In fact, this incident is a little test for you from our underworld..." As he spoke, Bai Wuchang grabbed a weasel with nine heads Come!

"This thing is exactly the evil thing that Li Xiaoyou killed today!" Bai Wuchang further explained: "The underworld doesn't care about the affairs of the yang world. This kind of thing does evil in the world. We want to catch it, but we don't have enough energy. Let it go, it will only lead to evil." It's a big disaster... so I can only ask Li Xiaoyou to help us to handle this matter in the world. I lied to Li Xiaoyou last time to break the cause and effect of King Qin Guang. I'm sorry..."

He said he was embarrassed, but Bai Wuchang didn't show any embarrassment on his face.

Hei Wuchang took the opportunity to flatter and said: "Li Xiaoyou is worthy of being the reincarnation of Lin Zhan. This matter is done well and neatly! It is much more reliable than those Taoist priests!"

"Then why me?" Li Qiubao was puzzled, not knowing that when he asked this question, he fell into the hands of Impermanence!

The two cunning ghosts looked at each other and smiled, and Bai Wuchang immediately cried out, "Because we really can't find anyone to help! Otherwise, we wouldn't have the audacity to bother Li Xiaoyou!"

[The author has something to say: "Human Zhou" is based on the setting of "Descendants of Maoshan" which is made with the powerful Vajra Palm. 】