If you are afraid of ghosts, you have to hold on to the big man's thigh

In just one day, I made 500 yuan.On the way home, Li Qiubao was dizzy, and Sister Fang also said in a sour tone: "What is 500 yuan? Some employers will give one or two thousand yuan during the Chinese New Year!"

People in big cities are really generous!

But prices in big cities are so high!

Li Qiubao thought to himself.After returning home, he randomly made some noodles to fill his stomach. After he was full, he called his parents and reported the work situation on the first day. Li Qiubao was very polite and did not mention the "chaos" in Jiang Cihang's house!Keeping one's mouth shut and respecting the privacy of customers is the focus of housekeeping quality.Li Qiubao just said: "I'm not tired, it's easy. Today the boss said I did a good job and gave me 500 yuan!"

Li Dacheng and Liang Chun finally let go of their hearts.You know, before Li Qiubao started working, Liang Chun was suddenly worried about Li Qiubao's stubborn temper and clumsy mouth, what if he offended the big boss.Listening to what Li Qiubao said now, the anxiety and worry in my heart were calmed down.

"It's all mud, what kind of idea did you come up with, let Qiu Bao go so far away, regret it now!" Li Dacheng whined and complained to Liang Chun.

Although a man has the ambition to travel everywhere, Li Qiubao's situation is different from ordinary people.Let him walk around, parents can't help but worry about what will happen if Li Qiubao, a little fool, is tricked into doing illegal things?

Liang Chun glared at his eccentric husband, "What nonsense are you talking about? Ni, Qiu Bao was born to me, and I know what he is like. Ni, isn't Qiu Bao doing a good job now? It is better than the one introduced by Ni's relatives before. The hotel does a much better job!"

Li Dacheng fell silent.

Guilty.

Li Qiubao's previous work in the hotel in his hometown city was introduced by Li Dacheng's relatives. He thought that Li Qiubao could earn more money if he went to the city, but it turned out that the money was very little, not to mention bitter and tiring.It wasn't Liang Chun who said that Li Dacheng didn't even know that Li Qiubao was being used as a "horse rider" in the hotel.

Liang Chun turned his face and said to Li Qiubao on the phone with relief: "Qiubao, do a good job. The boss is so generous, and Ni can't just get paid for nothing, right? You get what you pay for, and Ni's service should be improved. I'm sorry for the boss." Pay Ni the salary!"

"I know." Li Qiubao also promised very seriously, "Try to raise the boss for nothing in three months, and live a comfortable life!"

Why is this sentence so strange?

Liang Chun thought for a moment, but soon returned to seriousness.Because she knew that Li Qiubao's words and actions were one-sided, and there was no other meaning in it.

The mother and son said a few words casually and hung up the phone.

As soon as she hung up, Amy's text message flew in, telling Li Qiubao to cook at noon tomorrow, and someone will help deliver it to the company where Jiang Cihang works, with the names of a few dishes, all of which are home-cooked There is also the password for the electronic door of Jiang Cihang's home.

"By the way, I almost forgot to say it. The boss said thank you, he was caring, and he helped him clean the old lady's spirit card." Amy sent two text messages in a row, and the tone of the second day was not as business-like as the first one. Yes, very kind, "Also, Xiao Li, the dishes you cook are delicious. The boss is full of praise! Keep it up, work hard, and serve our President Jiang well. You must be a must if you are delicious and spicy. !"

"Thank you, Sister Ai." Li Qiubao had a rare flash of inspiration, and his mouth was sweet for a while.After replying to Amy, I checked the time, it was 08:30!It is late!Li Qiubao hurriedly picked up the toiletries and went out to wash up, and cleaned himself up before the water room was full.

Li Qiubao lived in the dormitory for old employees of a certain unit, which was said to have been built in the [-]s.The whole building is basically all single rooms, there is no separate bathroom, only a balcony and a kitchen.If you want to take a shower, brush your teeth, and go to the toilet, you have to go to the water room at the end of the third floor to wash up.Speaking of which, this building is also stingy enough. It is five stories high, but there are only two water rooms on the third and second floors, and there are no other floors!And the two water rooms are not divided into men and women!It made it very troublesome for everyone to take a bath, brush their teeth and wash their faces to solve the three urgent problems.So Li Qiubao always went to take a bath and brushed his teeth as early as possible, and solved it quickly while no one was occupying it.

But most of the old fritters living in this building are used to it. Anyway, there are not many young girls living here, so they don't have so many taboos.Generally, those who still live here are either single men or a family of three.And no one would run naked and come out of the cubicle with their clothes on after the shower.After a while, when the weather is cold, some people may wash once every two days...

Li Qiubao sprinted to the water room with the toiletries in hand, but it was empty and no one came, only the sound of dripping water was heard.Li Qiubao carried the towels for clothes and toiletries into the cubicle. After taking off his clothes, he swiped the card with the water card. With a sound of dripping, hot water poured down from his head. Just like a school dormitory, the water fee is paid by oneself. Even the water to flush the toilet has to swipe the water card.

trouble!

But no way!

It is inconvenient to live in this kind of single-room dormitory, and it is even more troublesome if money is involved. You can use a drop of water or use a drop of water, so it is better to keep your own.

While taking a bath, Li Qiubao listened with ears pricked up. He was thin-skinned, and whenever outsiders came in the bath, he would feel embarrassed, especially women.

While washing and washing, when Li Qiubao was lathering the shampoo on his hair, he suddenly heard a sound of urgency coming from the compartment.The topic is %2F disgusting: "Oh, Abe, you don't know that a big butt came to this room yesterday, and it's disgusting to have hemorrhoids... and occupy the latrine without shitting, squatting for a couple of minutes Hours!"

Li Qiubao was startled, thinking that the person next door was talking to him.As a result, there was another husky voice at this time: "I know, I know. It's the chair of the 'fake Taoist' who lives on the fifth floor! He talks about it all day long, and I haven't seen him make any achievements. Come."

"Hey, what you said is wrong. Although Zhang Xie is a fake Taoist priest, he is not so easy to be a fake Taoist priest. This man still has two brushes. He didn't tell the old man on the fourth floor last time. How could he help a child find his soul..."

"That's his bragging!"

"But why do I sound decent? Don't underestimate this chair too much, what should you do if he took it away that day? I'm afraid you won't have a place to cry!"

The two voices muttered and talked about the gossip about the chair on the fifth floor as if no one else was there, as if they even knew how many moles there were on the chair, and who had the eighteenth generation of ancestors.

The conversation here was full of enthusiasm, but Li Qiubao dared not move because of embarrassment, and felt cold all over his head covered with foam.The hot air in the body seeps out from the pores continuously, and dissipates within a few seconds.Li Qiubao really wanted to say, "Don't say it" regardless of politeness and embarrassment, but he was afraid of offending others.

Which family is it?So rude.Li Qiubao thought about it angrily.Talking bad about others behind their backs, even in public, is not afraid to say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.

Unexpectedly, just after he finished complaining in his heart, there were actually the sound of "da da da" footsteps outside the door, followed by the idle voice of a chair, "Is anyone taking a bath in it? Male or female? "

The decibels of the two voices in the next room dropped immediately, and the voice that said that a chair "has a few brushes" said: "It's a chair, go quickly", and then the sound from the next room disappeared, and the water room became quiet.Li Qiubao heaved a sigh of relief, didn't think much about it, and didn't care whether the two had left or not. He turned on the shower to flush the water, and replied while flushing, "Yes, I'm taking a shower! I, I'm from the third floor." Xiao Li!"

In fact, there are not many residents in a dormitory building, and they know each other more or less. After all, they often meet up and down every day. If there is any trouble, the neighbors and neighbors can help.This chair is extroverted. When Li Qiubao first moved here, he enthusiastically gave it a sense of presence.

"Oh, it's Xiao Li on the third floor." After Zhang Xie heard the reply from the voice inside, he pushed the door in with confidence, "Why are you using the bathroom alone? I'm afraid there are lesbians here. Once people see me when I come in, it’s not good to call me a hooligan.”

"Ah? I'm not alone." Puzzled, Li Qiubao turned off the shower and began to get dressed, "Aren't there two people next door? They were still talking just now." He put on his clothes and pushed the door out, then Seeing Zhang Xie, the protagonist of the gossip topic just now, holding a compass-like thing in his hand at this time, the expression on his face is very strange, excited, scared, and a little puzzled.

"Zhang, Brother Zhang, do you want to take a bath too?" Li Qiubao couldn't help shrinking his neck, and looked at Zhang chair with strange eyes.It's okay for this person to take a bath without any utensils, and he is still wearing a Taoist robe.There is a small bag on the back, and I don't know what to put in it.It doesn't look like taking a bath, but it looks like watching Feng Shui to catch ghosts!

Sure enough, Zhang Xie replied: "No, I just came to see if there is something wrong with my ghost detector." After a pause, he said, "Xiao Li, are you sure? You are the only one here. Take a shower alone! Look, there is no moisture in the two cubicles next door. When I came, I saw only your cubicle with the door closed, and no one came in or out to meet me! In my opinion, you are Hit a ghost!"

Hit, hit a ghost?Li Qiubao's goosebumps exploded, and his eyes widened involuntarily.Why is it a ghost again?

A ghost old lady during the day, and a pair of ghosts at night!

Li Qiubao felt horrified when he thought that he was in the same room with two ghosts just now. Fortunately, those two ghosts were not evil ghosts, fierce ghosts or naughty ghosts, otherwise he would have been scared and curled up to hide in a ball. in the toilet.

Li Qiubao secretly rejoiced that he didn't make any noise to alarm those two ghosts.

Why is there a ghost in this dormitory building?Obviously it wasn't there during the inspection, and it wasn't there a few days ago.

Li Qiubao lied uncomfortably: "But, maybe I just misheard, Zhang, brother Zhang, I will go back to my room first." After speaking, he picked up the dirty clothes in the washbasin and washed them. I didn't even plan to wash it, so I turned around and left.But Zhang Xie grabbed his wrist and said enthusiastically, "Brother Xiao Li, seeing a ghost can't be so simple! I see, you and I live in the same building, and here I am." Well, there are also a few newly made cinnabar yellow talismans, just stick them on the door, I will guarantee you a safe and sound sleep, and no evil will enter your body..."

Li Qiubao was moved by Zhang Xie's hype, and asked hesitantly, "How much is it?" Hearing this, Zhang Xie made a three-to-one comparison, with an unpredictable expression.

Li Qiubao scratched his wet hair and asked, "Thirty?" Oh my god, it's too expensive! 30 yuan, or not!Li Qiubao felt sore to buy the cinnabar yellow talisman for 30 yuan, but he didn't think it was worth it. Anyway, after so many years, he didn't have the cinnabar yellow talisman. Isn't he fine?

Li Qiubao couldn't help but said, "It's still..."

Before the words "forget it" could be uttered, Zhang Xie shouted in disbelief: "Three hundred! It's still a friendly price! Usually I sell it outside for three thousand! If you don't believe me, go to Guyun Street Where to ask! Who doesn’t know that Zhang Tianshi’s yellow talisman is the most effective! I’d lose money if I sold you for three hundred! If it weren’t for your young age and being a neighbor, I wouldn’t sell it to you for such a cheap price! Boy, Do you want one? By the way, I can drive away evil spirits for you..."

"This, this is too expensive!" Li Qiubao was taken aback by the price of the chair, and hurriedly said no.He wanted to get rid of the chair, but the chair was so powerful that he stopped him and said, "Hey, Comrade Xiao Li, don't think it's too expensive. You can buy peace if you spend money to eliminate disasters. Otherwise, you will wait until something happens. , you are afraid that you have money but don’t spend your life, and besides, I see that your seal is black, and there is a black air covering your body, I am afraid that the ghosts you encounter are difficult to deal with..."

"But……"

"No, but, or two hundred and five yuan!" Zhang Xie bit the price to death, but let go of his hand, meaning to let Li Qiubao make up his mind.

what to do?Li Qiubao felt that Zhang Xie made sense, even though he lived to be 19 years old without using any exorcisms.But, but the sky is unpredictable, tomorrow and the accident don't know which one will come first.Besides, I am indeed quite a ghost...

At this time, two voices came from the two toilets: "Look, this chair is deceiving people again! How could we two toilet ghosts harm people? We can't even get out of the toilet! Listen! I scolded him, Zhang Da fool! Look, he can't hear hehehe..." The other ghost was even more annoying, making up a catchphrase: "The big fool lied to two fools, one is willing to beat the other!"

The two ghosts whispered, and the sound reached Li Qiubao's ears. Li Qiubao immediately understood that this chair was lying to him!What kind of ghost is difficult to deal with, difficult to deal with.This chair didn't even figure out what the hell was in the toilet!Just talk nonsense!Li Qiubao blushed and refused angrily: "I, I don't want it! Mud, mud is a lie!" After speaking, he squeezed a chair and ran out of the water room with a "da da da".

The chair behind him shouted to him unwillingly: "Look, my ghost tester has responded! It means that the ghost has found it again! Xiao Li, how about a little cheaper, how about two hundred and fifty? It can't be lower! "