If you are afraid of ghosts, you have to hold on to the big man's thigh

With Jiang Cihang as a "skilled worker", several people folded ingots at a much faster speed. Li Qiubao broke a few at first, and then became more and more proficient, and his speed followed Jiang Cihang. In less than an hour, he brought Aunt Zhu back All the fire paper was used up.

Finally, the little celestial master and Aunt Zhu will count the number and pick out the unqualified "ingots" inside to check whether the items that need to be brought are complete. In addition to the freshly baked gold ingots, Aunt Zhu also uses three big iron basins , filled with a whole chicken and duck and a deliciously roasted golden suckling pig.

Ready, the three of them finally went out to Zhao Youqian's villa.

According to Little Celestial Master's plan, this action will not use force, but intends to solve it through "sophistication".After all, it's not lonely souls, wild ghosts, or fierce ghosts who are eyeing Zhao Youqian... but the famous "Impermanence in Black and White" in the underworld!

The method of exorcising ghosts and evil spirits cannot be used at all.Not to mention whether he could beat those two thousand-year-old ghosts, if he did it, he would have beaten them, so the little celestial master naturally didn't have to do it anymore.

However, the plan is like this, try to resolve it peacefully, but the chance of success, to be honest, the little celestial master has no idea at all, but there is no good way at the moment, after all, Zhao Youqian is indeed, too hateful, Too shady!If we really want to be held accountable, it will not be a problem to go through the [-]th floor of hell!

This Zhao has money to do things, but it doesn't matter that he hurts people, and more seriously, he also takes advantage of the legal loopholes of the underworld and destroys the original "Life and Death"!

But... precisely because Zhao Youqian took advantage of the "legal loophole", this matter has a slight chance of life.

When setting off, the little celestial master briefly explained his plan. Jiang Cihang had already guessed it, so he didn't express too much. Only Li Qiubao asked stupidly: "Is, really, can I do this?"

"Of course." The little celestial master nodded slightly, "Haven't you heard the phrase 'money can make ghosts turn the mill'? Besides, the ghosts and gods in the underworld have never been worshiped, hungry and poor It's common to be down and out. So..."

Li Qiubao understood, thinking of the last "intimate contact" with Black and White Impermanence, those two really seemed to have been hungry for hundreds of years, eating was like inhaling a storm.

"But..." Li Qiubao was still a little worried. It wasn't that he doubted the authenticity of the little celestial master's words, but he felt that this country has state laws, and families have family rules. Wouldn't it be a mess?

Can this bribery method work?

But the little celestial master said, "You don't need to worry about it, I know it well."

Li Qiubao let out an aggrieved "Oh", shut his mouth, and looked out of the window with some displeasure, feeling very uncomfortable.

It is rare for Li Qiubao to have some small emotions. The little celestial master noticed it and couldn't help being stunned. Inexplicably regretted that he answered too aggressively just now, but he asked him to pull down his face and explain that he didn't mean anything else. It's just... I'm used to speaking like this. And I really can't hold back my face.

The atmosphere in the car was dull for a while, Jiang Cihang looked up at the rearview mirror, picked up a topic and said: "Speaking of the impermanence of black and white, Zheng Yun actually encountered it once a few years ago."

Li Qiubao regained his energy immediately, pricked up his ears, and looked in Jiang Cihang's direction with wet eyes like a puppy.

I just heard Jiang Cihang clear his throat and say, "It probably happened in 18 or 19 years. Old Zheng went home to worship his ancestors and sweep the tomb. During the day, it went smoothly. It was no different from before. Regular tributes, fruits, chickens and ducks, and a roast pig and some fruits."

"However, the ancestral tomb of Lao Zheng's family is buried in the mountains. I thought about moving it to the urban cemetery before, but the grandpa of Lao Zheng's family said, no. Now that place (buried people), Feng Shui is good, and the bad things are removed. , will affect future generations. Therefore, the matter of moving the grave has not been done."

"Old Zheng has complained a lot. Every time he goes back to worship his ancestors, he suffers. There is no direct car, and he has to hike and climb mountains. It's just a heavy training. The most important thing is that every time he comes back to worship his ancestors, Lao Zheng will be so sick. Field, unlucky for a while."

"At first, we all thought he was imaginary. After all, it took a lot of effort to come down to worship the ancestors. In addition, Lao Zheng was born lazy, didn't like sports, and his body was in a sub-healthy state. So , we didn’t think too much about it until that time, after Lao Zheng went home to worship his ancestors, something strange happened that night.”

According to Zheng Yun, when he came back from offering sacrifices to the ancestors that day, he felt tired all over his body and couldn't get any energy up.After returning to the ancestral house, he ate a few mouthfuls of food and then fell asleep.

Just fell asleep, and suddenly felt cold all over, and it seemed that five or six fans were turned on around him, blowing on him.

Zheng Yun woke up from the cold in an instant, his eyes were covered with mist, and he stared at him in a daze, looking at the darkness where there were a few figures, white and thin, standing by the bed and looking at him .

Although he couldn't see the facial features, Zheng Yun was still very sure at the time, and even later, when he mentioned this matter to others, he would say: "They are staring at me viciously!"

Being stared at by "people" like this, no matter how sleepy I am, I am awake.

But Zheng Yunren woke up, but he couldn't move his body. He was clearly awake, but he seemed to be dreaming while awake.I only heard those white shadows talking to him angrily, chirping, chirping.

say what?

Can't understand.

But that sound was even more tormenting than Tang Seng's magic spell.

Zheng Yun was so dizzy, he couldn't help repeating those words, his head became heavy, and his consciousness was blurred.

In the end, other relatives in the ancestral house heard the sound and shook him awake. Zheng Yun was freed from that "magic" state, and his whole body was soaked in cold sweat. When he woke up, he was still a little dazed. Silly, unable to recover, everyone was so scared that they didn't dare to sleep all night, and they all guarded Zheng Yun.

Until the next morning, the uncle of the Zheng family hurriedly invited the master who was specialized in funerals in the village, and told about the strange situation of Zheng Yun last night. I downloaded the video, and it came in handy at the moment, as "evidence", and showed it to the master.

After the master finished reading it, he took a puff of cigarette, narrowed his eyes and said, "Hey, it's not a big deal. Yesterday, the ancestor worship ran into an evil messenger. You little ones are also light-footed, unlucky bastards. Heh, this I like to provoke things, and this time it is even more serious. So those two... came to find fault with him last night! However, this matter is easy to solve, prepare more tributes, paper money, tonight at 45:[-] in the morning , Let this kid go to Zushan again by himself, be respectful, and just apologize to those two servants, this matter can’t be sloppy.”

Although Zheng Yun wanted to break his scalp, he didn't even think about what disrespectful things he did yesterday, or what outrageous things he said, but the Zheng family believed in the master's words, sealed a big red envelope, and treated him respectfully. After sending them off, it was time to kill chickens and ducks again, and began to talk about "apologizing" at night.

Zheng Yun was at a loss the whole time, not knowing what to say.Before he even had time to interject, he said that what he saw were not just two figures, but three, four, five... There were as many as five!

At 45:[-] in the morning, Zheng Yun carried two baskets of "apologies" on a pole, and climbed up the so-called "Zushan" alone, feeling the goose bumps on his arms and neck from the cold wind, and also I don't know if it's because of the mysterious words of the old god stick in the village, but Zheng Yun always feels that he is not alone, there are many people by his side, walking with him!

After walking for a while, I even "heard hallucinations" and heard some voices saying, "Not enough food, not enough food", "Where's the wine?", "Bring the wine! I want Moutai!"

At the same time, several human-shaped white mist appeared in front of his eyes!Just like what I saw in the "dream", I couldn't see the facial features clearly, but I could clearly feel that the other party was staring at me fiercely, speaking strange words.

Those weird words and tones entered Zheng Yun's mind, and they were automatically translated into "not enough food", "bring wine" and the repeated, "very hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry". Hungry, hungry, hungry..."

Zheng Yun was almost frightened, his ears started to buzz, he wanted to stop, put down the things in his hand, turn around and run.But his body felt restrained by an invisible force, and he couldn't move. He could only watch those white "human smoke" approaching him. As they kept approaching, his breathing gradually became tight...

However, just when Zheng Yun was in despair, he was dizzy due to lack of oxygen, and his ears were full of stars.

"—He suddenly heard the sound of chains, accompanied by a high-pitched voice, as if he was choking his voice, and he scolded: 'Where is the monster pretending to be a ghost again!'" Jiang Cihang pinched his throat, and put The voice became thinner, "Those 'human smoke' were scared away immediately, and Lao Zheng was free all of a sudden, feeling someone kicked his ass hard, cursing: 'Hurry up and leave!' "

Subconsciously, Zheng Yun put down the things in his hands and ran away immediately. Before he ran, he didn't forget to look back, and saw two eye-catching tall hats with two big characters written on them, which were "peace in the world" and "money at first sight" .

"Old Zheng said that when he got home after going down the mountain, he was immediately tired and fell asleep."

Now, in Zheng Yun's dream, he really dreamed about the real evil - black and white impermanence!One was as thin as a bamboo pole with a pale complexion, and the other was as strong as an iron tower with a face as black as the bottom of a pot.The two men were so vicious that Zheng Yun was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound. Unexpectedly, when the two opened their mouths, they came up with a set of mortal theories - anti-fraud education.

In fact, Zheng Yun was entangled by the ghosts on the mountain. It really wasn't because he committed some taboo and provoked the impermanence of black and white.When it was purely for ancestor worship, the ancestors of the Zheng family had already been reincarnated, leaving only an empty tomb in place.The sacrifices brought by the Zheng family were not enjoyed by anyone, and they were quickly taken away. The lonely ghosts who had no one to worship were so angry that they couldn't help but use the name of black and white to entangle Zheng. cloud.

However, before this threat to beg for food was successful, he was caught by the real black and white impermanence...

In fact, it is very easy to deal with this kind of hungry ghost.As long as you sprinkle some glutinous rice at home, or paste some charms, you can prevent evil spirits from approaching you.

Hearing Zheng Yun's wonderful story experience, Li Qiubao couldn't help but burst out laughing. He didn't expect that this horror story would turn into a funny story after hearing it.

Especially Jiang Cihang's imitation of Zheng Yun's humble appearance was very lifelike.

Jiang Cihang made a series of nesting dolls, imitating Zheng Yun and imitating Bai Wuchang's speech appearance, cheap, "'How many times have I said it! Please look for our uniforms of the underworld! Anyone with these two hats has the words 'World Peace' and Those who 'make money at first sight' are orthodox errands! Others, who can't show their documents... No, those with hats are all fakes!'”

Zheng Yun was educated by that black and white impermanence all night, and the two of them ended the education until their ears became callused.Before leaving, Hei Wuchang, who spoke very little, also commented on the taste of the tribute brought by Zheng Yun, "Generally, roast suckling pig and honey chicken are better." After speaking, he gave Zheng Yun a hint He glanced at him, and didn't leave until Zheng Yun understood what he meant.

The next day, after waking up from sleep, Zheng Yun rushed to the old god stick's house and beat the old god stick, which was regarded as revenge for feeding the mosquitoes all night.