Mr. Cherry is sweet and soft

Chapter 57 We Tao Tao Are Cotton Dolls?

After the guests have finished changing their clothes, the bodyguard team still needs to learn "spring point", which is the jargon used for walking the bodyguard. Each person memorizes five sentences, and the time limit is 8 minutes.

Chi Jiuyuan and Gu Xie remember quickly. As an actor, Zou Mengxuan often needs to memorize his lines, so he also memorized roughly in 8 minutes. Brother Gao and Mr. Yuan couldn't do it anymore. When the note was taken away, one looked at himself with embarrassment Wife, another tried to hand cheat sheet and got caught.

Compared with the busy bodyguard group, the family group is much more leisurely, just watch the fun with your chin propped on one side.

Because there is a high probability that they will eat in the wild at noon, the program team also prepared dry food and water for them in a decent manner, as well as a very sloppy map. After the preparation session, the challenge officially began.

Mr. Guan and his family got into the carriage, driven by the villagers hired by the film crew, and Brother Gao, who couldn't ride a horse, also sat outside the carriage.

Going north from Ping'an Village, there are two small hills connected together. Earlier, there were villagers living in the mountains. When the conditions improved, everyone moved down the mountains. Therefore, there is no modern road between the two mountains. Only fairly flat dirt roads.

Holding the map, Gu Xie and Zou Mengxuan murmured together to discuss the route. The two of them fell behind the carriage, while Chi Jiuyuan and President Yuan followed on both sides of the carriage.

The curtain of the car was lifted, and Tao Ran poked her head out, holding a small handkerchief that she found out somewhere, waved at Chi Jiuyuan, and asked with a smile: "Chi Shaoxia, are you thirsty?"

Chi Jiuyuan looked down at him amusedly, and replied very cooperatively: "Thank you for your kindness, miss. I'm not thirsty."

"Cough cough!" Shao Ying coughed loudly and loudly from the carriage, and she scolded in a rough voice: "Ran Ran, don't talk to outsiders casually, this kind of mud-legged boy from a poor family is worthy of you ?"

[Hahahahaha I'm sorry Sister Shao, I want to be such a mud leg too]

[Sister Shao entered the show so quickly hahaha, here comes Fan, the patriarch of the feudal family]

[Master Shao, in fact, this bodyguard is the crown prince who has experienced life hahahahaha]

When the curtain fell, Tao Ran shrank her head back.

After a while, Tao Ran poked her head out again, holding an orange in her hand, and as soon as she stretched her arm, the sleeve slid down again. He held up the orange and asked Chi Jiuyuan: "Then Chi Shaoxia, do you want to eat oranges? "

Chi Jiuyuan reached out to pick it up, but he didn't know if the horse's back was bumping. His slender fingers rubbed against the white wrist before he took the orange.

"Thank you miss." He smiled deeply.

Only then did Tao Ran retract her head contentedly.

The space in the carriage is small, the seat is hard and bumpy, and it's extremely bumpy. It's actually not comfortable, and it's even better to go out and ride a horse.

"Little Tao, your legs are too long." Shao Ying was envious and depressed, "Your legs take up half the space of the carriage."

"Master, bear with it." Tao Ran shrugged helplessly, pointing at the camera and said, "If I stretch my legs again, I will kick the staff out of the car."

Although the audience saw three people, there were actually four people in the car.

"Oh, it's a bit of a pain..." Shao Ying rolled her eyes, thought about her heart, and shouted: "That... baby girl, you open the curtain of the car, and I will have a word with that Xiao Chi."

Tao Ran was bewildered, but she cooperatively raised the car curtain.

"Ahem..." Shao Ying began to play with her voice again, "Chi Shaoxia!"

Chi Jiuyuan: "...here."

【Hahaha why is brother Chi so disgusted】

[Playing with Tao Tao is fun, playing with others is very perfunctory]

【Bold!How dare you talk to your father-in-law like that hahahaha]

Shao Ying didn't mind Chi Jiuyuan's perfunctory, she acted vigorously, and her lines were not old or modern, but the official's style was quite good.

"Chi Shaoxia, although Ran Ran is interested in you, the important thing about marriage is the orders of the parents and the words of the matchmaker. You can't give and receive in private..."

Chi Jiuyuan glanced at the "physical evidence" that he had given privately - the peeled orange.

He also heard a gleeful laugh from inside the car.

It was Tao Ran who was laughing.

Chi Jiuyuan raised his eyebrows and stared at the curtain meaningfully.

The little tree demon still read his jokes?Very good, he wanted to see who could hold back first.

"Master Shao." Chi Jiuyuan said lightly: "Ah Ran and I are in love with each other. We have cooked rice long ago. If you don't believe me, you can ask Ah Ran's shoulder..."

Another orange was smashed out, and Tao Ran dropped the curtain, "Shut up, you!"

Chi Jiuyuan grabbed the orange with a smile in his eyes.

In the carriage, Shao Ying, who failed to act but was stuffed with dog food, was speechless for a while, and muttered softly: "Ah... I didn't expect him to be such a little late."

"Sister Shao, you didn't expect so much?" Tao Ran rolled her eyes with burning ears, "Hmph, you look like a dog..."

Shao Ying: It seems that I took another bite of dog food...

After eating melons for a long time, the Golden Shadow Queen suppressed a smile and asked Shao Ying, "So Yingying, why are you calling Mr. Chi?"

"Oh yes!" Shao Ying clapped her hands, "Since you, an unfilial girl, cook with the poor boy, then go down and ride a horse with him, we can all be more comfortable, I will drive you out of the house now !"

[I love this one!Thank you Miss Shao! 】

[Support the elopement of the young master and the bodyguard! 】

[Don't say, this method is not impossible]

"Just for this..." Tao Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but turned to ask the staff, "Can I get out of the carriage and ride a horse with Chi Jiuyuan?"

After the staff asked for instructions, the camera shook up and down.

So the carriage stopped slowly, and Tao Ran got out of the carriage.

Now they have come between the two hills, some distance away from Ping'an Village, Tao Ran got out of the car and took a look, thinking that this is recording a variety show, otherwise according to the bridge section in the movie, this kind of two mountains close to each other The terrain in the folder will definitely raise a nest...

"I opened this mountain! I planted this tree!" Someone shouted on the hillside with a loudspeaker: "If you want to live from now on, leave the goods!!"

Tao Ran silently thought of the last two words: Bandits...

The road will not be so smooth, this has long been expected, the program team really set up checkpoints to delay them.

This "thug" was dressed in decent sackcloth, with a beard stuck to his face, and a foam ax in his left hand... The above attire is quite normal, that is...

He also carried a loudspeaker with a built-in battery, so lazy that all his shouting was pre-recorded.

As soon as the loudspeaker spoke, seven or eight staff members in ancient costumes ran out from behind the rock.

The "bandit leader" blew the horn and shouted down the mountain: "Brothers, what are you doing?!"

"Ah? What?" Zou Mengxuan rode around here, "What wrist?"

She pointed at Tao Ran, "We are top-notch! Best actor! Big name!"

The bandit said slowly, "Huh?"

Tao Ran: ...

Come on, Zou Mengxuan has memorized those five jargon words in vain.

Fortunately, there are still reliable people in the team. Chi Jiuyuan lowered his eyes and thought for a while, reminding Zou Mengxuan: "He asked us where we came from."

"Oh! Let's start the test!" Zou Mengxuan suddenly realized, and clapped his hands in a dignified way: "Brother, we are the bodyguards of Ping'an Bodyguard Bureau."

The staff behind the bandit showed a card for adding one point, and then announced the pass rules for this session with the bandit's horn.

"Escorts travel the rivers and lakes, in addition to relying on superb martial arts, more importantly, they have good dealings with all three religions and nine streams. Only by being proficient in the slang of green forest bandits can they save themselves from danger many times. Now, the escorts are invited to answer the bandits and earn ten points in total. , then pass the test smoothly, if the score is not up to the standard, the 'fighting' mode will be activated."

"Good guy, I want you to put some water..." Shao Ying stroked her mustache, came out of the carriage to watch the excitement, and pointed at Chi Jiuyuan: "Did you see my son-in-law, my lord? If Wudou can do this Hit a group!"

[But Sister Shao, didn’t you drive your daughter out of the house?]

【Sister Shao: Schrödinger's Goose】

Knowing that Chi Jiuyuan and Gu Xie recited it quickly, the program team cunningly asked one person to answer two questions. When it came to Brother Gao and Mr. Yuan, they made a mistake, so they naturally entered the "fighting" link.

Of course it's impossible to do it for real, the competition turned out to be - push-ups.

The bodyguard team collectively breathed a sigh of relief, and when the "Bandits" really lay down on the mats and started doing push-ups, they choked up again, their eyes widened as they couldn't get up or down.

After the "Bandit" did a few with ease, the staff actually added a small sandbag to his back, and added another one after a while.

The weight is marked on the small sandbag, one 7.5kg, one point for a push-up, and one point for a small sandbag, and the time is 5 minutes.

Whichever group has the higher total score between the bandit group and the bodyguard group will win.

Gu Xie was already numb, she turned her head dully and asked Tao Ran, "I can carry ten sandbags on my back, and then lie on my stomach for 5 minutes. Can you give me [-] points?"

Tao Ran: "Ah... I'm afraid I can't."

There were five bandits on the opposite side, two of them looked prepared, they were obviously the two elk brothers from last time, and the other three looked like ordinary people, and they were a little fat.

He tugged on Chi Jiuyuan's sleeve, and whispered, "Brother Chi, hold it back for a while, shall we behave like normal people?"

Chi Jiuyuan took his hand and hummed casually.

"It's too difficult..." Brother Gao wiped the sweat from his brow after finishing the push-ups, and smiled helplessly: "I... haven't exercised so much for a long time..."

Mr. Yuan, who had just finished, raised his hand in agreement: "I seem to... slip away..."

After all, Gu Xie didn't have the nerve to lie on her stomach, carried a sandbag on her back, and survived for 3 minutes with difficulty.

At this time, the score of the bodyguard group was already half behind. Zou Mengxuan was very self-aware and didn't take any sandbags at all, and finally scored 46.

【Mengmeng is already pretty good】

【This level is a bit difficult】

[It's almost halfway, Brother Chi is the only one left, so I have to carry a few sandbags]

At this time, the bodyguard team also turned their attention to Chi Jiuyuan, with the words in their eyes: the hope of the whole village.

Chi Jiuyuan adjusted the loose straps on his wrist, looked down at the small pile of sandbags, and immediately frowned his handsome brows, looking a little disgusted.

With a long leg, he stepped directly over the pile of sandbags.

【ah?Isn't it, brother Chi?give up? 】

【Come on, I thought you had to come three or four anyway...】

[It's over, the character set has collapsed, I'll leave it at that, the last time he shot an arrow, he suspected that the program team was fake, okay?]

【I thought he would have to carry seven or eight bags this time, but the insides are actually cotton. It seems that he doesn't plan to pack them this time? 】

【no?front?Brother Chi, what's the benefit of installing this?Can it add value to Nanfeng's stock? 】

Tao Ran was also confused, and blinked twice blankly.

"Ah Ran, come here." Chi Jiuyuan beckoned to him.

Tao Ran walked over obediently, "What are you doing? Shall I help you get the sandbag?"

"No need." Chi Jiuyuan leaned over, braced his hands, and said lightly, "Come up, you will be my load."

Guests: ...

Audiences:……

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah, is this really okay? 】

[Although it hasn't started yet, I think, Brother Chi, let's do it! 】

【If it works, there will be no problem with this level】

Tao Ran still asked the staff very cautiously: "Is it possible? After all, the sandbags are scattered..."

This is another hot search!How could the program team say no, but considering how valuable these two are, they still reminded them nervously, "Teacher Tao, safety first..."

Tao Ran gestured that there was no problem, and grabbed the skirt and sat on Chi Jiuyuan's back. Although there was nowhere to rest his long legs, it didn't look like he could help cheat by judging by the way he stretched his legs.

Chi Jiuyuan's leg muscles were tense, and the faint texture lines were exposed from under the black fabric. With his arms propped up, he finished the first push-up in a standard posture.

Tao Ran swayed, and subconsciously grabbed the clothes around Chi Jiuyuan's waist with one hand. Sitting on Chi Jiuyuan's back, he could easily feel the strong ups and downs of his lower back...

"Cough..." He coughed uncomfortably.

[Tao Tao!Your ears are red, I can see it! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah brother Chi, Tao Bao's happiness is guaranteed if you don't poke the needle in your waist】

[Where is the bar in front? !Don't you say it's cotton?what?Our Tao Tao is a cotton doll? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahaha what a goddamn cotton doll】

The author has something to say:

Gan!Working overtime disrupted my work and rest plan, but fortunately I have a holiday tomorrow...

Go to bed quickly, don't pinch your claws one by one tonight, I love you guys, I love you~

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