Regenerate as a scumbag general

"Electric shock! Directly adjust to strong gear!"

"Doctor Mu, no! The patient has no heartbeat!"

In a trance, Gu Weizhen only felt the noise in his ears.He wanted to wave his hand in dissatisfaction, but found that he couldn't even move a finger.

This made him panic a little.

He vaguely recalled that the strange voice said "patient" just now, so it must be him; if there is no heartbeat, isn't that just dying?But he is clearly still conscious!

Gu Weizhen, male, 27 years old, is a Ph.D candidate in the Chinese Department.During the physical examination, the doctor advised him to exercise more and take care of himself early, so Gu Weizhen joined a donkey club in the school like a good guy.Unexpectedly, they had a bad start, and when they climbed the mountain for the first time, they encountered heavy snowfall, trapping them all in a cave.

Then what?Gu Weizhen only remembered the whistling wind, the low sobs of the girls, and the fire that couldn't be lit, and then he seemed to gradually lose consciousness.But judging by the current situation, they should have been rescued.

"The regeneration therapy device is not working!"

"The spiritual value has been falling all the way, and it will soon fall to the bottom!"

The surroundings seemed to be even more chaotic, and Gu Weizhen found that he could not make a sound, so he could only frown desperately to express his dissatisfaction.

I don't know if it was successful or not, anyway, the doctors and nurses who muttered professional terms that Gu Weizhen couldn't understand didn't respond.but--

[Interstellar Overlord system prompt: The system has been activated, congratulations on successfully obtaining the character "Gu Weizhen"! 】A mechanical voice sounded in Gu Weizhen's mind.

It's really noisy, what can I get, I'm Gu Weizhen!

【The design of this system strives for perfection, hoping to give you the most pleasant experience.You are free to choose various ways to achieve the solution.Beep—Task [-]: Wake up from the host's body and achieve soul fusion.Whether to accept? 】

wake up?He thought, after waking up, these people will stop arguing, right?He just wants to be a quiet and handsome man.

[Mission accepted successfully! 】Hey wait!Gu Weizhen couldn't say anything to stop him, and watched helplessly as the broken system transformed into a happy-go-off mode. 【relative!After accepting the task, you are your own person, dear!Hurry up and complete the task now, I will always watch you! 】

Gu Weizhen: "..."

"General, you have also seen that we have really tried our best. Even the regenerative healing device..." said a low voice in embarrassment.

"Try again!" A cold male voice interrupted him, "I must know who is going to kill me." He paused, and then chose a very formal word, "My spouse .”

Gu Weizhen, who couldn't even move, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.What?spouse?He heard right!Why didn't he know when he actually had a "spouse", and it was a man? !

No, such a wonderful dialogue must not be allowed to develop any longer!Just kidding, once his reputation as a gay guy is confirmed, how can he talk happily!love!like!

【congratulations!Lucky user!There will be extra rewards for completing missions! 】The pleasant voice of the system sounded again.

No matter whether he completed the task or not, he had to wake up anyway, there was no doubt about it.Based on the idea of ​​achieving the same goal by different routes, coupled with a bit of curiosity about the "extra reward", Gu Weizhen worked hard again.

The senses gradually became clear, and the chest was scorched hot by something.This made Gu Weizhen feel so uncomfortable that he miraculously curled his fingers.

In fact, his original intention was to take away the thing that was making trouble on his chest.

"Look! Doctor Mu! The colonel is moving!" A female voice screamed excitedly.

Now all the people in the room flocked to Gu Weizhen, the doctor fiddled with him again, and couldn't help but beam with joy: "It's a miracle, it's saved! Take the healing device and bake it again!"

...All right, Gu Weizhen's action caused him to suffer again.

But the blame is the blame, this unheard of high-tech medical equipment is really useful.After Gu Weizhen survived the burning pain, he opened his eyes miraculously.

Beep—the piercing sound sounded again. [The task is completed, and the binding with the character "Gu Weizhen" is successful!Congratulations, please claim extra rewards! 】

Gu Weizhen's environment seems to be a little bit beyond his cognition: he seems to be lying in the open air under the starry sky.Well, it should be the arc-shaped ceiling painted with starry sky patterns, the simulation is no different from the real one—if it is not counted that Gu Weizhen has never seen such a real starry sky since he was a child—the people in the room are wearing uniforms, but From the format, it is completely impossible to tell what department they belong to.

"How do you feel?" The man who spoke was a man who looked less than 20 years old. He was tall and tall, with sword eyebrows and star eyes. He looked better than the stars on TV; Greetings to the wounded are rigid.This is the only person in the entire room who is not uniformly dressed. His uniform is a piece of clothing that resembles a military uniform.But as for which country and what military branch it is, the well-informed Gu Weizhen has no idea at all.

Probably a child playing cosplay, Gu Weizhen felt that he had an unbelievable dream.

[Congratulations to the user, the extra rewards have been collected! 】As soon as the formulaic notification ended, the voice immediately turned to cheering. [Gu Weizhen!You are so lucky, the male lead talked to you! 】

...Damn it, I glanced at a kid, is this some kind of extra reward!

Gu Weizhen decided to ignore the strange voice in his head, concussion, it will get better after a while.As a result, as soon as he had this idea, his mind was crackling non-stop.

【warn!warn!Attention users, insulting and neglecting the system will deduct your blood volume, please do not perform dangerous operations!The life value is reduced by 50! 】

As soon as the words fell, Gu Weizhen, who was finally roasted by the thing called "therapeutic instrument" and regained a little strength, fell into a coma again.

... As a result, the medical staff rushed to rescue him again.

Gu Weizhen, who was so annoyed by the regenerative treatment instrument, no longer dared to speak ill of the "system", so he had to force himself to think about questions such as "what kind of different world did he fall into?"Unexpectedly, when this idea came together, the system that does not hold grudges answered him very thoughtfully.

This is the world of the game "Interstellar Overlord". It is now 4035 in the cosmic calendar. This planet is the capital of the Alliance, Wolin Star.The young man’s name is Shang Yao, who is the first male protagonist in the game. His personality is very domineering, cool and handsome: born with a golden spoon in his mouth, his father is Shang Yuan, one of the three marshals at the top of the alliance pyramid; his appearance is handsome, unrestrained and suave. Yushu Linfeng's male protagonist template; and he is talented and talented and has outstanding military achievements ([-] words are omitted here), known as the God of War of the Alliance.As for his character with the same name as himself, unfortunately he is really Shang Yao's fiancée.The colonel was assassinated in the early stage of that unlucky wedding, and then his own soul was probably stuffed in by accident.

Gu Weizhen was somewhat impressed with this wonderful game.When he was an undergraduate student, as an otaku, he couldn't help being obsessed with the Gundam series for a while.Animation and comics are not included, and I saved money to buy a lot of peripherals. Later, I played some games of the same type with Aiwu and Wudi, and this Starlord was among them.

This game is very worthy of the word "cheating father", the plot is terrible, the logic is chaotic, and there is no shining point except for a god-like male protagonist.Because of a supporting role with the same name as himself, Gu Weizhen absent-mindedly played to the end.Unexpectedly, it was almost the end, only to find out that all the things in the past were really nothing, and the real cheating came later.Nima, Gu Weizhen, the supporting role, actually married the male lead!marriage!up!

Okay, even if the background is set in the future era of the big universe, marriage has nothing to do with gender, but do you want to make a straight man complete the bl line of the game!

But it was a blessing in disguise, Gu Weizhen was no longer obsessed with the Internet, and devoted himself to goodness, ah no, he devoted himself to learning, and knowledge changed his destiny—he went to his Ph.D. and never had a girlfriend until his death.

Now in a world with no concept at all, his eyes are darkened, and he has neither inherited the original owner's memory nor the original owner's knowledge.In addition to language skills, not even the slightest common sense has been acquired.

Fortunately, he still has a reliable (?) system.

Fortunately, he still has a golden finger who is "familiar with the direction of the plot" (in fact, he has forgotten about it)!

"General," the words of a middle-aged man interrupted Gu Weizhen's long-suffering mood, "The colonel's life is not in danger for the time being, you can talk to him, but the time cannot be too long."

Gu Weizhen shivered instinctively, as expected, he still couldn't get used to it!

Now only Gu Weizhen and the "general" were left staring at each other in the whole room.Gu Weizhen is now unable to speak due to his injury, while "General" is obviously not good at speaking.After a long time, the "general" broke the silence, took out a pocket watch-like thing and handed it to Gu Weizhen: "Here, your mech."

Gu Weizhen: "..."

Mecha?He now feels that the whole person is not well, but the system is very happy to yell in his mind endlessly.

[Congratulations to the user!Congratulations user!Obtain a key prop and complete the honor "Unexpected Joy"!Gu Weizhen, if you are touched by the male protagonist, you will be able to increase your blood! 】

...Speaking of it, this point is quite in line with that cheating game: everything is focused on the male protagonist, and the male protagonist's golden fingers are thicker than the author.No, even the system in charge of life and death has to kneel and lick the male lead.

Gu Weizhen privately felt that this matter could not be worse.

Shang Yao seemed to think that Gu Weizhen's indifference—in fact, he was stupefied—had some truth, and he didn't mind, and continued to explain it as if he was assigning work: "You are so injured, the wedding cannot be held as scheduled. It doesn't matter, wait for you to heal your injury." talk later."

Wait a moment!Gu Weizhen remembers that the marriage of this [-]th-line supporting role with the male lead is coming to an end, why is it just the beginning and the end?

[The plot of this game is chaotic, and it is normal for the plot to be reversed.User Gu Weizhen please play the role of a screw to help the hero Shang Yao realize his dream.otherwise……】

Gu Weizhen got a headache again, Nima's broken game doesn't even have a theme, it's just a brainless game where the male protagonist keeps upgrading and finally rises to the perverted level, who knows that "the male protagonist's ideal" is a magical thing!He is going to ask Shang Yao "what is your ideal" now, and he is guaranteed to be beaten up by this iceberg man every minute!

As long as you don't complain about the system and the hero, everything will be fine for the time being.Shang Yao obeyed the doctor's order and didn't stay long, so he left soon.Gu Weizhen was lying on the bed unable to move, his thinking was gradually recovering, and he realized that since he woke up, none of the things he saw was reasonable.He had to accept a sad fact: he was trapped in a game of divine logic, and he couldn't go back temporarily.