Regenerate as a scumbag general

Gu Weizhen murmured: "It seems that the strange-shaped stones in this valley are the key to solving the problem."

As soon as these words came out, both Yanuo and Shang Yao looked at him with strange expressions on their faces.

Realizing that he had committed a stupidity again, Gu Weizhen hurriedly laughed, trying to cover up his stupidity.So he said in a hurry: "Well, in the ancient earth era, there was a school, um, scholars, who believed that all things with strange shapes were spiritual, especially stones. Well, yes, they are stones. There is a legend in the ancient Han people, It is said that Nv Wa left a stubborn stone in patching the sky, and later this stone absorbed the aura of heaven and earth and turned into a monkey. This monkey is amazing, omnipotent in heaven and earth, and finally became a Buddha. So I think, The stone is probably the key clue."

Gu Weizhen talked nonsense, and broke out in a cold sweat.In a blink of an eye, he saw Shang Yao and Yanuo who seemed to be stunned, and felt guilty.He gets excited whenever he talks nonsense, how could he forget that these two people are both examples of IQs in the high-tech future world, don't let people treat him as a crazy person for such a stupid statement.

Yanuo was stunned for a long time, and then he said sincerely: "Gu, you are very knowledgeable."

Gu Weizhen: "...what?"

He looked at Yano's sincere face that didn't seem fake at all, and although Shang Yao didn't say anything, the proud expression on his face seemed to say "my husband is really amazing"?

This world really can't be better!

[Congratulations to user Gu Weizhen, who won the title of "King of Reasoning"! ] Before Gu Weizhen recovered from the shock, the system gave him another knife.

King of reasoning?Obviously the king of nonsense, ha ha, ha ha.

"Hey, is the system here? What does the title I got mean? Could it be that what I just made up with them was correct?" Gu Weizhen quickly poked the system before it was offline.

[Your thinking is very correct, you must have thought it through carefully!Don't be humble Gu, the stubborn stone that absorbs the aura of heaven and earth is of course a sharp weapon for customs clearance. Isn't that how many novels and games are written? 】

Gu Weizhen: "..." That's what you said, but as a copycat Gundam game with the theme of the future, what are you going to do if you jump out of the immortal joke every minute? !

Gu Weizhen managed to put away the complaints that were about to burst out in his heart, and asked the system heartbrokenly: "What is that 'stone from another mountain'?"

The voice of the system sounded shocking: 【You don't even understand "Stones from Other Mountains"? "Stones from other mountains" are stones from other mountains!This is very easy to operate. You can see which mountain has strangely shaped and aura-looking stones, just pick them up.Want a friendly reminder, I can show you the photos. 】

Gu Weizhen: "..." He really overestimated the literary quality of a technical geek, and he was still desperately recalling allusions to find the deep meaning.Listen, how simple people say, "a stone from another mountain" is not a stone from another mountain, is it still a stone from this mountain? !

This thinking is not on one channel.

Still, the photos are worth seeing.but--

"Hey, how much game currency will this friendly reminder cost?" The money in his account probably wasn't enough for a lion in the system to open his mouth, and asking was just for peace of mind.

[Purchasing all products starts from [-] game coins, a friendly reminder that I can charge you the lowest price, [-] game coins. 】

Bye bye manually or.He has saved money for three years, but he can't help but spend it!

[Don't, you can use the male protagonist's account, just bind it, the operation is very simple! 】

This is a good idea, Shang Yao's family seems to be the rich and powerful one, there should be some money to exchange for some game coins... right?But it's [-] yuan for a shot, and it's impossible not to be discovered.Thinking about the scene where he was treated as a teenager with internet addiction, Gu Weizhen got goosebumps.

[How can the male protagonist pay attention to such a small amount when he is so rich?Choose to bind. After binding, you can pay frequently, which is very convenient.Oh, by the way, there is a discount if you use the male lead's account! 】

The claw holding the mouse in Gu Weizhen's mind is desperately resisting the temptation of the professional sales system, especially after hearing the word "discount", he is about to break away from the control of his brain and rush towards a bright future in minutes.Gu Weizhen struggled and asked, "How much discount?"

[The male lead's account is exchanged for game currency, and one alliance currency can be exchanged for one hundred. 】

Gu Weizhen: "!!!" Discriminate against male supporting roles!Discriminate against outsiders?This is too obvious!This is a discount?This is Hongguoguo's post!

If I had known, he would have bound Shang Yao's account every minute.Although he is the breadwinner, he doesn't want to be taken advantage of at all!

Gu Weizhen flashed a pair of star eyes, and asked excitedly: "Can I pre-deposit a part of the game currency first! For example, deposit [-] first?"

【sure.Recharge [-] to return [-], and the halo of the hero's account will add another [-]. User Gu Weizhen can recharge [-] alliance coins and get [-] game coins!Is it bound? 】

tie tie tie!It's only [-] union coins, so go back and buy a few sigma greens!

[Please make physical contact with the male protagonist, so that the system can use unique biological skills to automatically bind.The binding time depends on the contact area: a. Holding hands.Spend three hours; b. hug.Take three seconds; c. Kiss.Take a second; d. snapping.It takes...well, it depends on your duration. 】

Gu Weizhen felt that his integrity had fallen to the ground and shattered into pieces, blowing away with the wind.The game planning team is rotten!No wonder I was able to play the bl line at the beginning. Looking at this option, it is definitely a pure love game, maybe there is an 18x line!

The system kept urging him to choose, Gu Weizhen thought for a while, and it seemed that only b was a bit operable.

Cough cough, hugs are too obvious, what about bumping into the hero?

Mr. System was eager to watch the show, and reminded Gu Weizhen eight times in 3 minutes.Gu Weizhen himself was also very distressed. Shang Yao couldn't get up sitting next to him. Although he was close, how to perform the "bump" action?

Finally, Gu Weizhen had a flash of inspiration and thought about it.He stood up abruptly, ruthlessly, and fell on Shang Yao.

... I don't know if it will be too deliberate.

Shang Yao subconsciously caught Gu Weizhen with a look of surprise.It's really strange for his spouse to throw himself into his arms so actively, but in front of outsiders, this is too... cute!

Gu Weizhen has no idea where the male lead's thinking has gone wrong under his seemingly upright appearance.The three seconds of waiting for the system to bind seemed extremely long, but the system gentleman said dissatisfiedly: [Opportunistic, two-second delay. 】

Damn, can you hurry up!Although it is a great pleasure to be in the arms of a beauty, it would be a strange thing to be in the arms of a beauty!It's just a little short, what's the matter with this subtle feeling of being reversed CP!

After finally waiting for the system to prompt that the binding was successful, Gu Weizhen immediately broke out of Shang Yao's arms, and mumbled to cover up: "Sitting for too long, my legs are numb."

Look, shy, shy!But... are you reminding me to rub his legs by saying that his legs are numb?Once Shang Yao's brain supplement mode is launched, he will gallop on the road of ky and can't pull back.

Fortunately, Gu Weizhen stood up again in order to cover up the stupid thing he did just now.After the system deducted the game coins, a photo of a stone was immediately revealed.The thing is curved and long, and it is hard to tell what it is, but combined with the setting of "animal-shaped stones have spirituality", Gu Weizhen still guessed with difficulty: "...is this a snake?"

【snake?dragon!Is this a dragon? 】The system roared.

"...I'm sorry I really didn't see it. It's said that this thing can't even tell the head from the tail. The promised antlers, lion's mane, fish scales and eagle claws!" Gu Weizhen couldn't help but complain.

[This...] The system was at a loss for words, [As far as I know, when they were creating this spirit stone image, the artist was sick, so they just drew one randomly. 】

But this is too casual, Gu Weizhen looked at the pile of things heartbroken, and sincerely hoped that the real thing would look better.

However, it is not all bad for things to be ugly like this, at least it has a distinctive feature and is easy to recognize.And the system also revealed a small detail, that is, when the production team drew this thing, it was originally compared to a picture of Nuwa.The ancient god, how tall is he!Later, they probably realized that the reality was too far away from the ideal, so they settled for the next best thing and changed to drawing a python. It is said that they are striving for perfection and highly restored at 1:1.

Gu Weizhen’s “1:1 Height Reduction” is completely just a matter of hearing, but even if it is distorted, at least it can explain this thing, it is big.

Big and ugly snake-like stones!Gu Weizhen immediately felt full of confidence, he stood up and said to Shang Yao and Yanuo: "Let's go, let's go find a stone!"

Under Gu Weizhen's intentional guidance, the three of them climbed up the nearest mountain where they lived.The slope of this mountain is relatively gentle, and it is not too tiring to climb up.But even if it is a huge rock, it is still a matter of luck to find it in such a big mountain. Gu Weizhen became dizzy after looking at it for a long time.He shook his head to gather his composure, but he didn't expect Shang Yao to support him from behind, and asked with concern: "Weizhen, are your legs still numb?"

Gu Weizhen: "...Huh?"

As the mountain went higher, it became more and more cloud-shrouded, like a fairyland. Arno had never seen such a scene, and he was a little fascinated by it for a while.Gu Weizhen secretly groaned in his heart: It's so foggy, it's even more difficult to find things.

The touch of the feet became more and more muddy, and once Gu Weizhen's shoes even sank half an inch deep.Gu Weizhen had a bad intuition, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Until his legs suddenly couldn't move.