Regenerate as a scumbag general
Chapter 44
Gu Weizhen was naturally handicapped and slow to react. When he realized that the snake boss was attacking him, it was too late to hide. Although Shang Yao had already moved, his speed was obviously not as fast as that snake.
In the nick of time, Yanuo was quick to use his wits and kicked Gu Weizhen to the ground. The boss missed in one shot, but Gu Weizhen didn't have time to get up.Before the few people could breathe a sigh of relief, the boss actually bent his body into a strange arc in the same posture just now, and bit Gu Weizhen's foot.
Gu Weizhen was not injured, because the big snake was just... swallowing him!
Shang Yao's dagger was stuck in the big snake's body, but it didn't care about it, and it looked like it was going to eat all the food in its mouth, and swallowed Gu Weizhen deeper and deeper.
Gu Weizhen was so frightened that his face turned pale, feeding snakes...he didn't want to!
But he didn't have any experience, so he could only think of a post he saw on the forum about escaping from danger in the wild.At that time, he watched it with an onlooker mentality, and he never thought that he would be able to use it one day.
Now he can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
Gu Weizhen was slowly swallowed by the snake above his knees, almost reaching his thighs.
At this time, Gu Weizhen sat up suddenly, and slashed the dagger in his hand straight at the python's mouth.He cut down with all his strength, and seemed to have scratched himself.
But now is not the time to care about this little injury.He is not the male lead, he has infinite cheats and the aura of always turning the corner, if he is swallowed by a python here, maybe he will really die.
One side of the snake was cut half a meter long by Gu Weizhen, and it could no longer bite people.Gu Weizhen crawled out of the boss's mouth with hands and feet, and found that his pants below the knees were all torn, and his legs were neatly cut, bleeding out.
Gu Weizhen had never seen so much blood in his life, he felt that he couldn't stand up immediately, and he still struggled to stab the snake's seven inches.
The three of them were all exhausted, standing still panting heavily, their eyes still staring at the dying snake vigilantly.
The snake was about to die, but its eyes were not so fierce.The stench of snake blood could not be blown away by the mountain wind. Shang Yao helped Gu Weizhen back a few steps and sat on the root of the tree, took out the medical kit he carried with him, and treated his wound.
The therapeutic instrument can no longer be used in this space, so Shang Yao simply helped Gu Weizhen clean up the wound, and then applied a thick layer of ointment to promote healing.Hopefully the drug will still work here.
Shang Yao half-kneeled in front of Gu Weizhen, and put his injured leg on his knee, his movements were extremely gentle.Gu Weizhen stared at him blankly, forgetting even the pain.He raised his hand involuntarily, and caressed Shang Yao's slightly drooping, unbelievably beautiful face.
It wasn't until a smear of blood appeared on Shang Yao's cheek that Gu Weizhen reacted abruptly.The blood of that stinky snake was all on his paws, it was so abrupt and beautiful!He quickly retracted his hand, but Shang Yao grabbed him.
Shang Yao raised his head, supported Gu Weizhen's injured leg with one hand, and grabbed his wrist with the other, squinting his eyes and staring at him inexplicably.Gu Weizhen sneered: "Well, it's a prank, if you don't like me, I won't make trouble in the future, don't be angry." After finishing speaking, he laughed dryly twice.
Shang Yao smiled slightly: "It's okay." After speaking, it was as if nothing had happened, and continued to focus on the final dressing of Gu Weizhen's wound.
Gu Weizhen was hit hard on the heart by the word "nothing", and his eyes were full of pink stars.He suddenly felt that he had finally realized the meaning of "bubbling with happiness": that is, his wife allowed him to tease him!
So how Gu Weizhen ran farther and farther on the road to death, this is a later story.
Yano's horrified cry interrupted the thick and ambiguous atmosphere between the two of them.It turned out that the snake gradually stopped bleeding, but shrank rapidly, and turned into a piece at a speed visible to the naked eye, a stone!
The drama is unfolding!The spirit stone line is completely fantasy!
The consequence of the sudden fusion of hot elements is that everyone from the player to the show is connected!Pass!Difference!Review!Yanuo twitched the corner of his mouth and muttered: "I must be dreaming." Gu Weizhen held back the complaints that were about to burst out of his heart, and walked forward to pick up the stone.
The knife he inserted into the snake boss Qicun was still in place, and was petrified by the snake.If he blocked the knife, this would indeed be the real "Stone of Other Mountains" he saw in the system.It's just that now with a handle, it looks even more silly.
[Congratulations to user Gu Weizhen, who obtained the "Stone from Other Mountains" and was rewarded with fifty life points. 】
Immediately, Gu Weizhen's leg injury seemed to be less painful. He looked down, and the effect of the increased health was immediate, and the bleeding had completely stopped.Gu Weizhen held up the ugly "rock from another mountain" and twitched the corners of his mouth. His only feeling now was that he was tired.
The system congratulated him cheerfully, and then said: 【Mission: Use the prop "Stone from Other Mountains" to break open the space wall, help Major General Tang Qining end the battle on Gudun Star, and return to the Alliance, do you accept it? 】
Pick up!
But today is not enough, the three of them are so exhausted that they really don't have the energy to climb another mountain.When they returned to the wooden house from the top of the mountain, the sky was still bright, and the sun above them seemed to have not even moved.However, none of them was in the mood to worry about these things. They just ate some nutrition tablets and fell asleep on the bed.
They slept from the noon of the previous day until the early morning of the next day, and Shang Yao was the first to wake up when the morning light was twilight.He looked at his dirty body with disgust, and couldn't believe that they fell asleep without even taking a shower yesterday!
He slid down from the foot of the bed softly and went straight to the river with the toiletry bag.
When Gu Weizhen woke up and found that Shang Yao had disappeared, he couldn't help being startled.But he didn't eat much yesterday, he was so hungry now, he decided to go out and find something to eat.He picked a bunch of wild vegetables, and sent two robots to hunt. Then he came to the river, ready to clean himself and the vegetables.
There is already a person in the river.The man stood waist-high in the river with his back turned to him.The honey-colored skin is tight and smooth, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, even flesh and blood, and the proportions could not be more perfect.Gu Weizhen couldn't take his eyes away after taking a look, and kept screaming lewdly in his heart: "Beauty, turn around! Show me what it means to come out of hibiscus in clear water!"
[Friendly reminder, don't yy male lead. ] Gu Weizhen was enjoying himself, when the annoying voice from the system immediately interrupted his train of thought.
Gu Weizhen replied "Understood" wearily, feeling a little embarrassed suddenly.At this moment, Shang Yao turned around as if he heard his call, just in time to see Gu Weizhen who didn't know where to hide.
In Shang Yao's eyes, such a small gesture is simply too cute.He was in a very happy mood, and walked towards the river step by step without paying attention.
Gu Weizhen's eyes nailed to Shang Yao's body didn't work at all at critical moments, and he couldn't move them away.Seeing Shang Yao getting closer and closer to him, Gu Weizhen was so nervous that he was at a loss, as if he was the one who was broken into while bathing alone.
Then, Gu Weizhen faltered - he forced himself to close his eyes.
Shang Yao almost laughed out loud.
A big wet hand stroked Gu Weizhen's hair, and when Gu Weizhen suddenly opened his eyes, Shang Yao had already wrapped a big bath towel around his waist.Gu Weizhen breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, and laughed dryly: "What a coincidence."
Shang Yao nodded and asked, "Come to see me?"
"No, no, no! I'm here to wash the vegetables!" Gu Weizhen quickly argued.
"Oh." Shang Yao nodded, and then looked at the hand he was stroking Gu Weizhen's hair with distaste, his voice was hoarse and lazy, and the hot person was dreaming, but the words he said were far from having so much room for reverie ."It's dirty," he said.
Gu Weizhen: "..."
The next moment, Gu Weizhen, who felt ashamed, was picked up by the waist, and before he had time to react, he was thrown into the water.The river water in the early morning was not as cold as expected, and it seemed to be mixed with hot spring water.Gu Weizhen thumped for a while, then stood still in the river, staring at Shang Yao dumbfounded.
Shang Yao finally couldn't help bursting into laughter, the feeling of bullying is so good!He happily said to Gu Weizhen: "You wash yourself first, I will prepare the dishes for you."
Gu Weizhen was happy to see him, and his heart was blown away for no reason, and the little embarrassment just now disappeared.He smirked at Shang Yao, then wiped his face carelessly with the river water.
Then he got into trouble.It was extremely uncomfortable to have the wet clothes clinging to his body, but Shang Yao looked at him playfully and smiled, and it was neither good for him to move nor not for him.It's not that Gu Weizhen has no experience in bathing in public bathhouses, but undressing in front of someone he likes is not the case at all!That's called hooliganism!
Hey, aren't you shy? Don't talk nonsense!
Shang Yao found it very interesting to see Gu Weizhen's bewildered look in the river. After teasing people enough, he solemnly went upstream to scoop up water to wash vegetables.Gu Weizhen finally breathed a sigh of relief, he took off his wet clothes and took a very quick shower.
Then Gu Weizhen just... soaked in the water with nothing to do.It's a complete accident to take a bath, okay?He didn't bring dry clothes at all!
Gu Weizhen poked Liuyun: "Hey, can finished clothes be used as raw materials?"
After Shang Yao finished washing the vegetables—throwing more than washing—throwing the ingredients into the pot, he remembered that Gu Weizhen was still waiting for clothes by the river.He was taking clean clothes to send to Gu Weizhen, but he found that Gu Weizhen had already returned, wearing a robe of strange color and style.
Liu Yun poked his head out and said innocently: "It's the first time I've done such a wasteful thing as printing clothes with finished products. There was a mistake in the dyeing process. As for the style, I've wanted you to wear such a dress a long time ago. Isn't it very beautiful!"
For the first time, Gu Weizhen felt that the taste of his mecha should be compatible with that cheating system.
In the nick of time, Yanuo was quick to use his wits and kicked Gu Weizhen to the ground. The boss missed in one shot, but Gu Weizhen didn't have time to get up.Before the few people could breathe a sigh of relief, the boss actually bent his body into a strange arc in the same posture just now, and bit Gu Weizhen's foot.
Gu Weizhen was not injured, because the big snake was just... swallowing him!
Shang Yao's dagger was stuck in the big snake's body, but it didn't care about it, and it looked like it was going to eat all the food in its mouth, and swallowed Gu Weizhen deeper and deeper.
Gu Weizhen was so frightened that his face turned pale, feeding snakes...he didn't want to!
But he didn't have any experience, so he could only think of a post he saw on the forum about escaping from danger in the wild.At that time, he watched it with an onlooker mentality, and he never thought that he would be able to use it one day.
Now he can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
Gu Weizhen was slowly swallowed by the snake above his knees, almost reaching his thighs.
At this time, Gu Weizhen sat up suddenly, and slashed the dagger in his hand straight at the python's mouth.He cut down with all his strength, and seemed to have scratched himself.
But now is not the time to care about this little injury.He is not the male lead, he has infinite cheats and the aura of always turning the corner, if he is swallowed by a python here, maybe he will really die.
One side of the snake was cut half a meter long by Gu Weizhen, and it could no longer bite people.Gu Weizhen crawled out of the boss's mouth with hands and feet, and found that his pants below the knees were all torn, and his legs were neatly cut, bleeding out.
Gu Weizhen had never seen so much blood in his life, he felt that he couldn't stand up immediately, and he still struggled to stab the snake's seven inches.
The three of them were all exhausted, standing still panting heavily, their eyes still staring at the dying snake vigilantly.
The snake was about to die, but its eyes were not so fierce.The stench of snake blood could not be blown away by the mountain wind. Shang Yao helped Gu Weizhen back a few steps and sat on the root of the tree, took out the medical kit he carried with him, and treated his wound.
The therapeutic instrument can no longer be used in this space, so Shang Yao simply helped Gu Weizhen clean up the wound, and then applied a thick layer of ointment to promote healing.Hopefully the drug will still work here.
Shang Yao half-kneeled in front of Gu Weizhen, and put his injured leg on his knee, his movements were extremely gentle.Gu Weizhen stared at him blankly, forgetting even the pain.He raised his hand involuntarily, and caressed Shang Yao's slightly drooping, unbelievably beautiful face.
It wasn't until a smear of blood appeared on Shang Yao's cheek that Gu Weizhen reacted abruptly.The blood of that stinky snake was all on his paws, it was so abrupt and beautiful!He quickly retracted his hand, but Shang Yao grabbed him.
Shang Yao raised his head, supported Gu Weizhen's injured leg with one hand, and grabbed his wrist with the other, squinting his eyes and staring at him inexplicably.Gu Weizhen sneered: "Well, it's a prank, if you don't like me, I won't make trouble in the future, don't be angry." After finishing speaking, he laughed dryly twice.
Shang Yao smiled slightly: "It's okay." After speaking, it was as if nothing had happened, and continued to focus on the final dressing of Gu Weizhen's wound.
Gu Weizhen was hit hard on the heart by the word "nothing", and his eyes were full of pink stars.He suddenly felt that he had finally realized the meaning of "bubbling with happiness": that is, his wife allowed him to tease him!
So how Gu Weizhen ran farther and farther on the road to death, this is a later story.
Yano's horrified cry interrupted the thick and ambiguous atmosphere between the two of them.It turned out that the snake gradually stopped bleeding, but shrank rapidly, and turned into a piece at a speed visible to the naked eye, a stone!
The drama is unfolding!The spirit stone line is completely fantasy!
The consequence of the sudden fusion of hot elements is that everyone from the player to the show is connected!Pass!Difference!Review!Yanuo twitched the corner of his mouth and muttered: "I must be dreaming." Gu Weizhen held back the complaints that were about to burst out of his heart, and walked forward to pick up the stone.
The knife he inserted into the snake boss Qicun was still in place, and was petrified by the snake.If he blocked the knife, this would indeed be the real "Stone of Other Mountains" he saw in the system.It's just that now with a handle, it looks even more silly.
[Congratulations to user Gu Weizhen, who obtained the "Stone from Other Mountains" and was rewarded with fifty life points. 】
Immediately, Gu Weizhen's leg injury seemed to be less painful. He looked down, and the effect of the increased health was immediate, and the bleeding had completely stopped.Gu Weizhen held up the ugly "rock from another mountain" and twitched the corners of his mouth. His only feeling now was that he was tired.
The system congratulated him cheerfully, and then said: 【Mission: Use the prop "Stone from Other Mountains" to break open the space wall, help Major General Tang Qining end the battle on Gudun Star, and return to the Alliance, do you accept it? 】
Pick up!
But today is not enough, the three of them are so exhausted that they really don't have the energy to climb another mountain.When they returned to the wooden house from the top of the mountain, the sky was still bright, and the sun above them seemed to have not even moved.However, none of them was in the mood to worry about these things. They just ate some nutrition tablets and fell asleep on the bed.
They slept from the noon of the previous day until the early morning of the next day, and Shang Yao was the first to wake up when the morning light was twilight.He looked at his dirty body with disgust, and couldn't believe that they fell asleep without even taking a shower yesterday!
He slid down from the foot of the bed softly and went straight to the river with the toiletry bag.
When Gu Weizhen woke up and found that Shang Yao had disappeared, he couldn't help being startled.But he didn't eat much yesterday, he was so hungry now, he decided to go out and find something to eat.He picked a bunch of wild vegetables, and sent two robots to hunt. Then he came to the river, ready to clean himself and the vegetables.
There is already a person in the river.The man stood waist-high in the river with his back turned to him.The honey-colored skin is tight and smooth, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, even flesh and blood, and the proportions could not be more perfect.Gu Weizhen couldn't take his eyes away after taking a look, and kept screaming lewdly in his heart: "Beauty, turn around! Show me what it means to come out of hibiscus in clear water!"
[Friendly reminder, don't yy male lead. ] Gu Weizhen was enjoying himself, when the annoying voice from the system immediately interrupted his train of thought.
Gu Weizhen replied "Understood" wearily, feeling a little embarrassed suddenly.At this moment, Shang Yao turned around as if he heard his call, just in time to see Gu Weizhen who didn't know where to hide.
In Shang Yao's eyes, such a small gesture is simply too cute.He was in a very happy mood, and walked towards the river step by step without paying attention.
Gu Weizhen's eyes nailed to Shang Yao's body didn't work at all at critical moments, and he couldn't move them away.Seeing Shang Yao getting closer and closer to him, Gu Weizhen was so nervous that he was at a loss, as if he was the one who was broken into while bathing alone.
Then, Gu Weizhen faltered - he forced himself to close his eyes.
Shang Yao almost laughed out loud.
A big wet hand stroked Gu Weizhen's hair, and when Gu Weizhen suddenly opened his eyes, Shang Yao had already wrapped a big bath towel around his waist.Gu Weizhen breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, and laughed dryly: "What a coincidence."
Shang Yao nodded and asked, "Come to see me?"
"No, no, no! I'm here to wash the vegetables!" Gu Weizhen quickly argued.
"Oh." Shang Yao nodded, and then looked at the hand he was stroking Gu Weizhen's hair with distaste, his voice was hoarse and lazy, and the hot person was dreaming, but the words he said were far from having so much room for reverie ."It's dirty," he said.
Gu Weizhen: "..."
The next moment, Gu Weizhen, who felt ashamed, was picked up by the waist, and before he had time to react, he was thrown into the water.The river water in the early morning was not as cold as expected, and it seemed to be mixed with hot spring water.Gu Weizhen thumped for a while, then stood still in the river, staring at Shang Yao dumbfounded.
Shang Yao finally couldn't help bursting into laughter, the feeling of bullying is so good!He happily said to Gu Weizhen: "You wash yourself first, I will prepare the dishes for you."
Gu Weizhen was happy to see him, and his heart was blown away for no reason, and the little embarrassment just now disappeared.He smirked at Shang Yao, then wiped his face carelessly with the river water.
Then he got into trouble.It was extremely uncomfortable to have the wet clothes clinging to his body, but Shang Yao looked at him playfully and smiled, and it was neither good for him to move nor not for him.It's not that Gu Weizhen has no experience in bathing in public bathhouses, but undressing in front of someone he likes is not the case at all!That's called hooliganism!
Hey, aren't you shy? Don't talk nonsense!
Shang Yao found it very interesting to see Gu Weizhen's bewildered look in the river. After teasing people enough, he solemnly went upstream to scoop up water to wash vegetables.Gu Weizhen finally breathed a sigh of relief, he took off his wet clothes and took a very quick shower.
Then Gu Weizhen just... soaked in the water with nothing to do.It's a complete accident to take a bath, okay?He didn't bring dry clothes at all!
Gu Weizhen poked Liuyun: "Hey, can finished clothes be used as raw materials?"
After Shang Yao finished washing the vegetables—throwing more than washing—throwing the ingredients into the pot, he remembered that Gu Weizhen was still waiting for clothes by the river.He was taking clean clothes to send to Gu Weizhen, but he found that Gu Weizhen had already returned, wearing a robe of strange color and style.
Liu Yun poked his head out and said innocently: "It's the first time I've done such a wasteful thing as printing clothes with finished products. There was a mistake in the dyeing process. As for the style, I've wanted you to wear such a dress a long time ago. Isn't it very beautiful!"
For the first time, Gu Weizhen felt that the taste of his mecha should be compatible with that cheating system.
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