Regenerate as a scumbag general

Gu Weizhen was so tired that he fell asleep for two days on the way back to the league.The military starship is too big to dock in the city, so they can only go to the military base first, and Sewell will arrange for someone to send them home.

When the suspension car stopped at the door of Shang Yao's house, Gu Weizhen was still in a daze and not very sober.Shang Yao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to carry him in himself, and threw all the luggage to Liu Yun and Xingyao.

The person who died of sleep has no consciousness at all, and is much heavier than usual.When Shang Yao put Gu Weizhen, who was like a pool of mud, onto the bed, he was already out of breath from exhaustion.It seems that there is nothing to do today, Shang Yao thought regretfully.

But it was enough for Gu Weizhen to sleep these days, and he woke up early the next morning in the smell of food.Shang Yao personally went to the best restaurant in Wolinxing to buy a sumptuous breakfast, and deliberately placed them in the room.

Gu Weizhen rubbed his sleepy eyes, before he could see the dishes clearly, his stomach screamed before his brain.

Shang Yao deliberately took a deep breath, pretending to be intoxicated.Gu Weizhen was lethargic these days, relying on nutritional supplements to survive, and was already so hungry that his chest stuck to his back.Shang Yao slapped away Gu Weizhen's claws that were stretching towards the food, and pretended to be sullen: "Go take a bath first, it's dirty to death!"

Gu Weizhen chuckled, and he heard some kind of charming meaning from the light reprimand, so that he quickly became imaginative.He walked into the bathroom as if wandering, and soon, the sound of water came out.

Shang Yao's eyes darkened little by little.

After taking a bath, Gu Weizhen finally got the right to eat. He was so hungry that he didn't have the extra energy to maintain a decent appearance in front of his wife.Therefore, he would not notice that Shang Yao looked at him with a doting smile the whole time, the eyes were exactly the same as his staring at the food.

It was a long time later that Gu Weizhen knew what it means to pray for a mantis to catch a cicada, and for the oriole to follow.

After Gu Weizhen ate three plates of dim sum, two bowls of fish porridge and a cup of sweet soup, Shang Yao once again stopped him from stretching his paws toward the meat.Gu Weizhen still couldn't finish it, and looked at Shang Yao with a sense of grievance.Shang Yao almost didn't hold back, and failed. Fortunately, he finally held back and said to Gu Weizhen seriously: "Come here, I have something serious to tell you."

Gu Weizhen didn't know why, so he sat down beside Shang Yao according to his words.

At this time, Shang Yao also felt a little nervous for no reason. He cleared his throat, pretended to be casual and asked Gu Weizhen, "Weizhen, do you still remember the game we played on Guden?"

"Ah?" Gu Weizhen looked confused.

Sleep stupid!Shang Yao was grinding his teeth with hatred. He planned that if Gu Weizhen dared to deny it, he would skip the heart-to-heart talk and rush forward to do business according to the original plan.Fortunately, Gu Weizhen tried hard to think back and gave an affirmative answer.

That's about it!Immediately afterwards, Shang Yao showed a slight smile, looking very gentle.But Gu Weizhen's heart trembled for no reason, he seemed...to see Shang Yao's tiger teeth shining with a dazzling cold light!Business... Could it be that their Shang family is actually a vampire? !So could that "promise the other party one thing" be to suck blood for him!The one who was fattened up by his daughter-in-law and devoured...don't!

Shang Yao looked at Gu Weizhen's constantly changing expression, and his face was a little ugly. Although he didn't know what his wife was thinking, but from the frightened and sad look at that time, definitely not!yes!good!thing!Dissatisfied, he turned Gu Weizhen's face towards him, and protested "Hello".

Only then did Gu Weizhen come back to his senses, hehehe laughed twice.

Shang Yao was even more dissatisfied, and decided not to talk nonsense with this idiot, but directly to the topic.He looked at Gu Weizhen's greasy mouth with disgust, and set his target on Gu Weizhen's neck.

It's... It's coming!

Gu Weizhen jumped up suddenly, and Shang Yao was caught in the air.Shang Yao, who was interrupted by accident one after another, really felt the feeling of dissatisfaction with desire. He squinted his eyes and stared at Gu Weizhen who was on guard, and said coldly: "What's wrong?"

What's wrong!Color is a bone-scraping steel knife! The ancients do not deceive me!Gu Weizhen desperately clutched his neck, that look of swearing to defend Zhen (life) and work (life) was really irritating and irritating in Shang Yao's eyes.

Anger and desire probably have some similar effects. It is rare for Shang Yao to have no reason in his mind at this time, and he only knows to act according to his instinct and preference.The person who has been sharing the same bed for so long will suddenly show a righteous rejection attitude, how can he not be angry!

So Shang Yao slowly walked towards Gu Weizhen, Gu Weizhen had no way to retreat and just fell on the bed.This hit Shang Yao's arms, he snorted triumphantly, and threw himself on him.

This time, the goal remains unchanged.

Gu Weizhen, who was pinned down and unable to move, was full of strange despair such as "It's over, I'm going to be eaten!"However, in response to the phrase "a person who is about to die is good at his words", he quickly accepted his fate and calmed down, thinking that he liked Shang Yao so much, so he would be eaten if he was eaten; anyway, after mating, the mantis , the female will also eat the male, well, he has not yet mated, which is a pity...

So after Gu Weizhen realized that Shang Yao's action of landing on his neck was not "sucking blood" but "licking kisses", his chest was filled with surprise.

... Immediately afterwards, he realized that his behavior just now must be very strange.

Gu Weizhen put his arms around Shang Yao's neck and apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, I overreacted just now; I thought you were going to eat me."

Shang Yao's movements didn't stop at all, he thought to himself that I was going to eat you, so why is it so strange.But what Gu Weizhen said next made him almost die of anger, Gu Weizhen said guiltily: "I thought you were a vampire."

Shang Yao: "...I'm sorry I didn't hear clearly, what do you think I am?"

If Gu Weizhen's reaction had been more clever, then General Shang, who was staring at him above him, would have acted coquettishly to fool him.It's a pity that Gu Weizhen's nerves in a certain aspect are really not sharp, so he continued to mutter involuntarily: "Vampires are the kind of things that live by sucking human blood in the legends of the ancient earth."

Shang Yao's complexion can't be said to be pretty, but Gu Weizhen added a knife: "They seem to be transformed from bats."

Shang Yao was almost pissed off by him, he took a punitive bite on Gu Weizhen's neck, ground it carefully with his sharp little canine teeth, and said in a muffled voice, "That's it?"

He didn't use any force, so Gu Weizhen not only didn't feel any pain, but instead felt a strange itching, which seemed a little...comfortable.

Shang Yao's imagination about his spouse is almost desperate. From a breakfast and Hong Guoguo's courtship (not) every minute, he can think of a vampire. What kind of spirit is this...sickness !

However, the most important thing right now is to get something done.Thinking of this, Shang Yao decided to ignore Gu Weizhen's stupid behavior and continue his unfinished business, kissing Gu Weizhen's collarbone.

At this point, Gu Weizhen, who was unresponsive to a certain level, realized that his wife didn't want to eat him, but was...begging to be eaten by him!

Thinking of this, Gu Weizhen became excited, but shouldn't he be the one to come at this time?Oh, it's annoying that the daughter-in-law is so enthusiastic and proactive, but there will be opportunities in the future. For the first time, it's better for him to do it himself, hahaha.

While thinking, Gu Weizhen hugged Shang Yao's waist and tried to turn over, but...he didn't move.

Gu Weizhen decided to go to strength training for the nth time in frustration, and this time he could only discuss with Shang Yao verbally: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, this time is of great significance, let me do it, don't tire you."

Shang Yao: "..." That's enough, who is this funny guy who occupies his spouse's body, who of you knows him? Take him away, thank you!

Shang Yao was a hungry tiger pounced on the food and completely suppressed the person, using both hands and mouth. Soon, Gu Weizhen's mind was as if it had been burned, and there was nothing left.

Shang Yao's hand has even reached into Gu Weizhen's clothes.However, at this moment, his communicator rang hurriedly.

This rhythm should be his father.Shang Yao knew that he should pick it up, but he really didn't want to do anything else in this state of inconsistency.

Shang Yao thought about it, but ignored it.

But not long after, the communicator rang again.Now even Gu Weizhen was relieved, he pushed Shang Yao, and said in a low voice: "Go and have a look, maybe there is something urgent."

Only then did Shang Yao reluctantly get up.

Gu Weizhen evoked a gentle smile behind him.

Soon, Shang Yao turned back with a dark face.He said to Gu Weizhen angrily: "Let's go, the holidays these days are not going well. Father asked us to go back, saying that a big man has come to the house."

Gu Weizhen couldn't think of what kind of talent could be called a "big man" for Shang Yuan. Lei Luo and Youfei Si were just equal to him, and Mr. President was obviously not qualified.Gu Weizhen didn't dare to neglect, so he comforted the dark-faced daughter-in-law, and assured that there would be more opportunities like this in the future.Shang Yao looked at him inquiringly, but said nothing.

Before Shang Yao left, he specially gave Gu Weizhen a refreshing drink.

The two got into the suspension car and rushed to the Shang family's old house without stopping. They were surprised to find that the entire mountain was under martial law.It was Shang Yuan's personal guards who conducted the investigation, and they didn't recognize anyone except the marshal. They had to walk a few kilometers down the mountain to the old house halfway up the mountain.

Mr. Butler was already waiting at the door. Seeing them, the butler took a few steps to greet him, and whispered to Shang Yao: "There is a distinguished guest at home, young master, please don't be rude."