Regenerate as a scumbag general

Shang Yao dragged Gu Weizhen to run around in the woods, crowded where the trees were crowded, and not long after, their clothes were scratched in all directions.

And the people who chased them obviously couldn't just crash the plane like Shang Yao, otherwise they would not be able to do anything to Shang Yao with their hand-to-hand combat skills without weapons.They circled and landed slowly and avoided the trees, which gave Shang Yao and the others precious time to escape.

Shang Yao connected to Sewell's video while running, and told him to quickly locate and come to the rescue.Then Shang Yao turned off the communicator, and stopped with Gu Weizhen in an area with relatively dense trees.

Gu Weizhen didn't need to think about it to know that those people were probably sent by Youfei Si.Shang Yao's decision to turn off the communicator was simply too correct. With this thing on, he was located every minute, no matter how well he hid it, it was useless!

but--

Gu Weizhen asked Shang Yao in a low voice, "Aren't we going to run away?"

"What are you running for? What if you run into them?" Shang Yao answered patiently.

"But they must have a life detector. Let's stop here. It's easy for them to find it."

Shang Yao rarely raised the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, there are many other primate creatures around here, enough to confuse the public."

Gu Weizhen nodded reassuringly: "Oh... what?!"

Confusion means that there are human-sized primate creatures, and many of them mean that they live in groups. When the two clues are combined, the answer is almost ready to come out!Didn't they run into the Wolin chimpanzee's den? !

What a treat!remove!interest!Wolin chimpanzees are truly beasts!

From Gu Weizhen's hard-earned common sense, we can see that the Wolin chimpanzee is a powerful, ferocious animal with a strong sense of territory.If it is discovered by the group outside, it may be captured alive and then rescued; but if it is discovered by a chimpanzee, it is a tragic ending to be torn apart, right?I really don't understand what comfort there is in such a thing!

However, Gu Weizhen couldn't really understand the male protagonist's brain circuit. He poked Liu Yun weakly and asked, "Hey, do you have that kind of orangutan or monkey fur clothes that allow us to dress like them?" ?”

Liu Yun: "..."

Shang Yao glared at Gu Weizhen: "Don't mess around, chimpanzees are used to being the only ones. Once they fall asleep, they won't be woken up so easily. You just need to be quiet. As for those people outside, if they play dead, they will provoke this group of beasts , we can still take advantage of the chaos and escape.”

Gu Weizhen: I can't even refute such a dangerous approach.

However, they hid here for a while, and they lived in peace with the wild beasts in the woods. Gu Weizhen had no choice but to act as a living horse doctor, trying to reduce the sense of presence as much as possible, and lay motionless in the bushes.It's a pity that just because he doesn't move doesn't mean there's nothing else to disrupt the situation. It didn't take long for Gu Weizhen to feel a small commotion in the bushes at his feet.

At this moment, Gu Weizhen heard the sound of footsteps in the distance, which was extremely harsh in this quiet forest.

"I said, would they have died directly in the car that exploded?"

"It's unlikely. Who is Shang Yao? If he died so easily, he would have died [-] times in the hands of the imperial dog."

"That's right, don't take it lightly—"

The voice of the voice went from far to near, and Gu Weizhen couldn't help but bury his head deep in the bushes.At this moment, there was a rustling sound from Shang Yao, and then, a hand covered with greasy liquid reached out to Gu Weizhen.

Gu Weizhen watched in shock as Shang Yao smeared all his exposed skin with a dark green viscous liquid, not even sparing his face.After finishing these, Shang Yao pressed Gu Weizhen in again, then he raised his body and threw something deeper into the jungle.

A second later, a huge sound came from inside, and everyone's eyes were attracted to it.

However, the good drama is yet to come.

Five or six beasts with strong bodies and swift movements rushed out from the depths of the jungle, looking extremely irritable.Gu Weizhen was so frightened that his hairs stood on end, if Shang Yao hadn't pulled him desperately, he would have run away long ago.

Facts have proved that Shang Yao's approach is correct.

The Wolin chimpanzees jumped straight over the bushes where they were hiding, and rushed towards the people outside.Soon, screams and weapons exploded, and the scene at the scene can definitely be described as horrible.Gu Weizhen was stunned, he opened his mouth in an "O" shape and looked at Shang Yao.Shang Yao smiled triumphantly at him, took his hand and ran in the opposite direction.

This time, their short escape journey can be described as leisurely.The people over there were stalked by the enraged Wolin chimpanzee, and suffered a lot, and there was no time for him.Gu Weizhen even had the energy to ask during the escape: "What's going on?"

Shang Yao triumphantly pulled out the little white fox from his bosom like a magic trick. The thing blinked its innocent little eyes, looked at the embarrassed Gu Weizhen for a long time, and then turned away in disgust.

Gu Weizhen: "..."

They were almost at the edge of the jungle. Shang Yao turned on the communicator again, sent Sewell a location and explained: "When I was hiding in the bushes, I accidentally found this thing. The combat power of an adult white fox Very strong, but this one is still a baby, and there are obviously other reasons for being able to live next to chimpanzees."

"The problem was in its den. The bushy smell doesn't travel very far, but up close it's very pungent to the chimpanzee and covers up most of the other smells. That's why this little thing can live It's safe and sound next to those beasts, and maybe it can pick up some leftover food from the chimpanzees."

The corner of Gu Weizhen's mouth twitched, and he was keenly aware of the abnormality: "Since the bush can emit enough masking smell, why do you still paint these disgusting things on me?"

Gu Weizhen dared to swear, Shang Yao's eyes definitely wandered for a moment.But soon, he said righteously: "Our escape route passed through the chimpanzee's nest, and not all places have these bushes. What if we encounter chimpanzees who stay behind? This is called preventing trouble before it happens. "

Gu Weizhen still wanted to argue, but it was a pity that Sewell had already arrived with his people.He hastily wiped his face with the handkerchief Shang Yao handed over, put aside his resentment temporarily, and followed Shang Yao into the car.

It is impossible to go home, and when something like this happens, it is necessary to talk to Shang Yuan first.So Shang Yao sent some people to surround the jungle to see if they could snatch a few alive from the chimpanzee's mouth, and the rest escorted them back to Shang's old house.

When Shang Yao and Gu Weizhen entered, Shang Yuan was sitting in the living room waiting for them.Seeing them entering the door one after the other, Shang Yuan nodded at the two of them and said, "You're back?"

Then he glanced at Gu Weizhen with a rather wonderful expression, and then said to Shang Yao with a slight reproach: "Nonsense."

Shang Yao told Gu Weizhen to clean up with a nonchalant expression, and then sat down beside his father.

Shang Yuan said in a deep voice: "I've heard about everything, who did it, do you know it?"

Shang Yao pondered for a while, then nodded: "It's not from the empire, because I heard them chatting; if it's from within the alliance, father, do you have any questions?"

"That's right," Shang Yuan also agreed: "Since Mr. Tang contacted me and said that he planned to visit in person, I expected such a day to come. However, his movements are really fast."

Under the persuasion of the housekeeper, Gu Weizhen took a shower on the spot and changed the whole set of clothes.When he came out of the bathroom with his hair still dripping, the Shang family father and son had almost finished the discussion.Shang Yuan said to Gu Weizhen lovingly: "Weizhen, you have worked hard today, go to rest early, the room is ready for you."

The butler made a "please" gesture and said, "Sir, the room for you and the young master is upstairs."

Gu Weizhen felt a little regretful that he didn't get the title of "Uncle", but after thinking about it, the setting of the future world might be like this, and he was relieved.Shang Yao handed the Xingyao that Sewell had just sent to Gu Weizhen, then turned into the bathroom expressionlessly, and threw Gu Weizhen to the housekeeper.

Yao lived in this bedroom before he became an adult. It is spacious and comfortable. Unfortunately, like his people, he is cold and less popular.In the room, two walls are piled high with shelves, which are divided into grids of different sizes, and Shang Yao's medals or certificates are placed in each grid, which is really amazing.Gu Weizhen, who stepped into the world of Xueba, was amazed, but he was soon attracted by the bed.

I've been really tired today.

This is the only thing in Shang Yao's bedroom that is the same as at home. It is warm and soft, and it is very comfortable to lie on.Gu Weizhen sat cross-legged on the bed, held a towel in his hand, and wiped his wet hair repeatedly, his mind was in chaos, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Well, he was just a little nervous because it was his first time living at his father-in-law's house.

When Shang Yao walked into the bedroom, what he saw was Gu Weizhen's dull look.The butler gave Gu Weizhen Shang Yao's pajamas, which were at least two sizes larger than his own.The hair is not completely dry, and even the eyes look a little wet; the large pajamas are not very neatly dressed, the neckline on one side hangs loosely on the shoulders, and the well-defined collarbone is looming.Shang Yao suddenly thought of what he hadn't finished in the morning, his eyes darkened suddenly, but the fire in his heart "fired", and it was burning hot.

It is really annoying to have a little wife who is always ready to seduce and seduce people at home.

Shang Yao dried Gu Weizhen's hair in two or three strokes, and then turned off the light with a snap.He hugged Gu Weizhen from behind, and then they both fell into the soft quilt just like they had done countless nights before.