Regenerate as a scumbag general

There was indeed something wrong with the fox. Shang Yao only took one look and said, "I'm sick, go to the hospital; there is no veterinarian at home." Gu Weizhen nodded indiscriminately, picked up the little fox and got on the suspension vehicle.

In today's world, veterinarians are also a scarce position.When artificial intelligence pets become popular and the animal husbandry industry declines, veterinarians will gradually become useless. It would be nice to have two or three veterinary hospitals on a planet.Moreover, these veterinary hospitals are not like a hospital at all. They work from nine to five and have a very regular schedule.What?Emergency room?sorry what is that...

In order to see a doctor for this unlucky fox, Shang Yao hired a veterinarian who was said to be "experienced" and most importantly willing to make outpatient visits.But when they arrived at the appointed hospital, the doctor hadn't arrived yet.Gu Weizhen can't help but miss the old world. Although the hospital is always overcrowded, at least he can feel at ease when he sees doctors and nurses running all over the world!

There is no need to queue up for registration or anything, it's just that the doctor is not available for a long time.

The belated doctor didn't delay the fox's illness, because the guy was just fed up; the vet looked like he was just lifted out of the bed, and beat him in less than 15 minutes Countless yawns, in the end, infected the worried Gu Weizhen.

"It'll be fine after two days of starvation." The doctor finally came to a conclusion. He adjusted his glasses and looked at Gu Weizhen and Shangyao, and blamed him: "It's not yet a year old, and its teeth are still missing three teeth. What do you do?" Can you feed it a whole animal leg?"

Gu Weizhen whispered innocently: "But that's for us to eat."

The doctor, who was in a hurry to go home to sleep, gave them several medicines, told them to feed them according to the instructions, and repeatedly emphasized that the little foxes at this age could only eat fresh milk, fruits and vegetables, and porridge with minced meat.Gu Weizhen thanked the doctor with a good temper, and the couple took the fox home.

Naturally, the meal was not finished, and Gu Weizhen's guilt towards his wife deepened.But Shang Yao didn't seem to care, not only didn't care, but also seemed to be in a good mood.He patted Gu Weizhen's head and said, "It's okay, I asked Sewell to order a takeaway, and you can eat it when you get home." Then he gave the fox who had repeatedly disrupted his life a stern look: "What are you looking at?" , without your share."

If you comfort yourself that nothing worse will happen when you are extremely unlucky, then something worse will usually happen. ".Who would have thought that drinking cold water would clog your teeth?So just when Shang Yao and Gu Weizhen thought that their night could finally pass quietly, the government's Meteorological Administration let them experience what it means to be "unpredictable".

It's raining.

When they went out, because they were in a hurry, they drove an open-top suspension car that they used for a ride a few days ago.When the pouring rain fell on their heads without warning, Gu Weizhen only had time to protect the sick fox with his body, and when Shang Yao hurried to press the button to close the roof, the suspension car reminded a little aggrievedly: The roof is not attached.

Gu Weizhen: "..."

Fortunately, the road is not too far, and they arrived home in just 10 minutes.It's a pity that the people of the Meteorological Administration seem to want to rain enough rain for a year at once. In less than 2 minutes, the clothes of the two of them are completely soaked.When they got home, the water on both of them was dripping into streams, and their shoes were completely soaked in the flooded car.

In this way, Gu Weizhen didn't let the fox's fur get wet.

He threw the fox on the sofa, checked it over and over again, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you are young, and I can still hug you. Don't be greedy. When you eat like Liuyun, the rain will not let you down." It can only be watered."

Standing behind Gu Weizhen, Shang Yao looked at the man and the fox with complicated expressions. He suddenly smiled and said in a low voice: "I just wanted to say something on the way, do you think we are taking a child to see a doctor? Sigh , looking at you like this, I probably won't be able to eat this fox."

On that day, Shang Yao showed great mercy and made a temporary den for the fox in the corner of his bedroom, and named it "Reserved Grain", which is said to be used to mourn the food that he will never eat.

I had been exhausted all day and didn't have a good meal, and it was raining, so I should rest early.But before they went to bed, Shang Yao's special frequency band communicator rang again.He rolled his eyes and sent Gu Weizhen to sleep first, while he went to the study to deal with that cheating partner.

Shen Changliu unabashedly wrapped himself in a dress that was at least two sizes bigger than his body, holding a bowl of steaming porridge in his hand, and occasionally swallowed it slowly, making Shang Yao feel hungry immediately.He asked in a not very friendly tone: "It's so late, what do you want me to do?"

Shen Changliu said with a smile: "It's nothing, just chatting."

Shang Yao: "...goodbye." After saying that, he really wanted to turn off the communicator.

"Hey, wait!" Shen Changliu quickly stopped, "Why can't you take a joke, we can be considered friends anyway."

Shang Yao sneered: "Who is your friend."

When Shang Yao returned to the room, Gu Weizhen was already in a drowsy sleep.He hesitated for a moment, but still hugged Gu Weizhen from behind, and sighed silently.

After two days of eating nutrition tablets from the reserve grain, the color of his coat became dull.But after suffering from an illness, it became more obedient, and finally got close to Gu Weizhen.For the first time, Liu Yun felt that this kind of non-speaking creature may not necessarily be low-intelligence, so let's talk about the one at home, it is really smart when it competes for pets, okay?

Shang Yao has been so busy recently that he doesn't talk about it when he goes home every day, and just spends his time in the study, wondering what he is busy with.On this day, Gu Weizhen was bored making a new snack, Liuyun followed the scent to the kitchen, and swallowed his saliva.

He carefully looked behind him, making sure that Shang Yao would not appear, and then cautiously asked Gu Weizhen: "Can you secretly save some of the dim sum you made for me later?"

Gu Weizhen was rolling up his sleeves and pouring cream on each small dough, so he agreed.His interest didn't seem to be very high, and he was weak when he spoke.

Liu Yun asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?"

Gu Weizhen arranged the snacks one by one on the baking tray and stuffed them into the oven before he belatedly asked, "What did you say?"

Liu Yun rolled his eyes: "What's wrong with you, you're lost."

Gu Weizhen shook his head absently: "No."

During the long time waiting for the snacks to be baked, the living room was quiet, and the sound of the food reserves rubbing against the sofa was very obvious.Shang Yao has been soaking in the study for two hours, Gu Weizhen sighed, and complained unconsciously: "Recently... Really, I am so busy going home."

Gu Weizhen, the breadwinner, didn’t realize how sad his tone was, and Liu Yun, who was sitting beside the oven intoxicatedly waiting to be fed, said casually: “Usually, this kind of chat behind my wife’s back can last for several hours. It must have been cheating."

"Get out, cheat!" Gu Weizhen was stunned, thinking about it carefully, Mr. Shen from the empire became more and more evil, what if Shang Yao was really confused by him!Then what?Will he elope?

Liu Yun never thought that Gu Weizhen would have such a big reaction if he didn't use his brain.He quickly stated the basis of his deduction: "The family ethics novels in the ancient earth era were all written in this way, such as abandoning wives and children, that Chen Shimei..."

Gu Weizhen completely ignored Liu Yun who was immersed in the bloody plot. He sadly picked up the food reserve and said, "What if your mother doesn't want us anymore?"

Liu Yun: "..." Why do you always feel that something is not right?

The grain reserve broke free from Gu Weizhen's arms impatiently, and jumped onto Liu Yun's head with a "whoosh".The oven beeped beeping, and Liu Yun watched Gu Weizhen swallow his saliva anxiously, but he looked devastated and had no intention of getting a snack at all.Grain Reserve stretched out its front paws, pressed the switch accurately, and a plate of snacks exuding an attractive aroma popped out.

He generously picked up a few pieces of food reserves into his own food bowl, and kindly distributed some to Liuyun.

Moved to the point of tears, Liu Yun suddenly felt that the food reserve was cute.

Facts have proved that the method of storing food is completely correct, because Gu Weizhen went to the kitchen to bring a large plate, poured the remaining snacks into it, and walked upstairs without looking back.

... The way the strong man cut off his wrist made Liu Yun and Reserved Grain look at each other in blank dismay.

The walnut-sized brain of the food reserve probably has nothing else but food.Liu Yun also knows how to quickly finish his food and follow up to take a look, while Fox is completely immersed in the delicious snacks, regardless of the reality that major changes may happen to his family.

Liu Yun quietly climbed the stairs, turning into a quiet breastplate to reduce the sense of presence.He saw that his good-for-nothing master was listening to the corner, holding tightly the snack plate that was used as a prop in his hand.Although the badge-shaped Liuyun couldn't shake his head, it didn't stop him from thinking: how stupid this is to do such a thing, which wall or door of Shang's house is not absolutely soundproof, so he put the one next to it Eat the vase.

Gu Weizhen who did such a stupid thing would naturally shoot himself in the foot.Because the sound insulation effect of the door was so good, he didn't even hear Shang Yao's footsteps.When the study door suddenly opened from the inside, Gu Weizhen was still listening sideways, and almost ran into Shang Yao's arms.Facing Shang Yao's astonished eyes, Gu Weizhen laughed dryly twice, and held the snacks in front of Shang Yao: "Then what, I'm just here to give you a supper."