[Journey to the West] Fighting the Holy Buddha is very leisurely

No matter what the reason is, it's definitely not a good thing to wake up in the morning and lie naked in a strange place with all your clothes cleaned.

Hou, the court is not painful, nothing should have happened... right...

Wukong propped himself up and carefully examined the wounds on his body. He should have been washed by someone, and there was fine powder on the wound, and there was a slightly darker one, which was tied around with a white cloth. .That's a medical bandage.

It looks much more pleasing to the eye, and it will be even more pleasing to the eye if there is a dress.

Goku frowned.He tried to roll up the quilt on the bed, wrapped himself up and went out to have a look.Just at this time, the door of the room was suddenly opened.

The man in a black suit rushed in, and suddenly pressed Wukong, who had painstakingly made the quilt halfway, on the bed, without even looking at him, and then started to chew.

It is simply gnawing, leaving a few rows of tooth marks of different shades, without any ambiguous atmosphere.

Wukong: "...are you hungry?"

The man's movements obviously stopped for a while, and then continued to chew hard.I don't know what it is for, but it is blunt and deliberate.

The suppressed Wukong couldn't turn over and could only stare blankly at the ceiling.

Ah... a little itchy.

It's probably like gnawing on the ground, the red marks on Wukong's upper body really have that meaning at first glance.The man breathed a sigh of relief, took off his shirt with a swipe, and squeezed into the quilt.

Wukong didn't wear any clothes, he suddenly squeezed in and got goosebumps all over his body.Until now, he hadn't seen the appearance of the uninvited guest.

Originally very clean and delicate eyebrows and eyes, at a glance, it seems to have seen a clear ink painting, reminding Wukong of the human world many years ago, those talented but independent poets, but this person is obviously a glass of sake .But he insisted on pretending to be hostile, which seemed extremely annoying.

Goku frowned.He has no impression of this person's appearance. He is not one of the drunks last night. What is going on in this situation?

"Listen carefully," the man glared at him and threatened, "Don't talk nonsense, no! It's best not to say a word!!"

There is no murderous look in his delicate eyebrows and eyes, even if there is, it is the same in the eyes of the experienced Dou Shengfo.But Wukong, who lived under the eaves, nodded obediently.

Even though he didn't know what he was going to do, but from the current point of view, it didn't mean that he wanted to kill someone.Besides...

Wukong squinted at the quilt, the two of them were so close, skin touching, that person seemed even more stiff.

The door was pushed open by another person in a short while, and almost at the moment of opening the door, the person who was originally stiff suddenly moved closer, wrapped his arms around his waist, and pretended to be proud The momentum is coming.

The man who came in was wearing a long robe, blue, and handsome, but he didn't know where there was a seductive air, which made people uncomfortable.After he walked in, Wukong keenly sensed something was wrong.

Clothes are of course part of it. He was urged to change clothes by the guardian of the human world, so he knows that the dressing habits of the human world have changed a lot.Although the long robe on this man is different from the ancient times, but now, I am afraid that no one wears this kind of clothes anymore.This robe was indeed suitable for him, but in this human world, it seemed a bit out of place.

What makes Wukong feel even more strange is that the temperament of this man is just that the piercing eyes are not very useful now, he really can't be sure, just relying on his intuition, he feels that the man in front of him is unusual.

No... maybe he wasn't human at all.

It's just that the man didn't care what Wukong was thinking, his eyes only glanced at the two of them, and then he said: "Young Master, it's time to get up."

The person lying next to Wukong ignored him, he came over with an obvious movement, hugged Wukong even tighter, and said with a smile: "Wei Yang, what about my newcomer?"

The man glanced at Wukong again and said, "Not bad."

"Oh? How is that better than you?"

Wei Yang still had a calm expression, but he didn't answer the man's question directly: "The young master's vision has always been very good."

The person called Young Master wanted to continue asking, but was interrupted by Wei Yang: "Young Master, it's time to get up, Master is waiting for you."

"It's not such an important thing, they just want to..."

"Master!" Wei Yang interrupted the man's aggressive words again, softened his tone, and then spoke again, "After all, it's a big event, and everyone is waiting for you. Even if you don't want to, you can't break the rules."

The man frowned, but obediently got up and put on his clothes. Wukong sat silently on the bed, moving as little as possible.

"This man, young master, do you want to stay?" Wei Yang pointed at Wu Kong, "He looks pretty good."

The movement of the man's hand froze, and he relaxed immediately, and said with a smile: "Why don't you stay, I took a lot of effort to get it."

It's just this tone, no matter how you hear it, there is a bit of gnashing of teeth.

Wei Yang nodded and stopped talking.When he left with his young master, he intentionally turned his head to look at Wukong, that look was cold.

After a while, someone came in and brought Wukong clothes, water and food, but he was still not allowed to go out.

There is a window sill not far away. Wukong moved a chair and sat there for a long time. There is a small lake near the window. The green hills are like walls, this should be a private house, and now he is just locked in this small room.

He tried to meditate after everyone had left, but the result was still extremely disappointing.

When it was dark, there was still Wukong alone in the room, except for a woman who came in in the evening and politely delivered some food, and no one came again after that.

Wukong couldn't figure out how to use modern electrical appliances, he didn't turn on the light.It's just that there are some decorative street lights outside, but it's not so dark.

There is a low-level ghost hidden in the grass outside the window. It is lying in the depths, making intermittent and sharp screams. Human beings can't hear this sound, but Wukong can hear it roughly. Maybe it's too boring, he has been staring at that Just ghosts, nothing in their heads.

"Why don't you turn on the light?" Someone muttered at the door.

The light in the room was turned on by someone, and it was bright immediately. Wukong rubbed his eyes and looked at the person who came, it was the young master who behaved strangely in the morning.

The man didn't take a second look at Wukong, he just went straight to the bed, lay on the bed and sighed, and after a while, he pointed to the sofa and said, "I'm sleeping here today, you go to sleep on the sofa, don't touch me, or I'll kill you." Throw it out and feed it to the dogs!!"

Wukong nodded and said nothing.Even though he didn't know what happened, but in this place, he was in such an unlucky situation that he really couldn't allow him to act rashly.

At this point, it is time to go to sleep, Wukong looked at the sky, but what can he do when he wakes up tomorrow?Sitting here for another day in a daze?Do you try to cultivate in various ways and get disappointed again and again?

Wukong was lying on the sofa, and the light went out after a while, but he heard the young master muttering: "It shouldn't be... Isn't it quite like that? Why did Wei Yang react like this, he was too calm !!"

From the sofa, I could just see a person rolling around in a state of distraught on the bed.

It wasn't until Wukong couldn't sleep because of his fuss that Wukong finally opened his eyes, cleared his throat, and said, "It's too fake."

The man stopped, turned on the bedside lamp with a snap, stared at Wukong, and said angrily, "What's so fake? What do you know?"

As soon as the man made such a move, Wukong actually understood it after thinking about it carefully.My own master, don't you often do this?

After unreasonably making trouble with Bai Longma, he didn't want to lower his face to apologize, and just did this to provoke his junior, childish behavior, but he always got his junior tricked.I really don't know how my junior brother endured him for so many years.

Although my master's move is old-fashioned and naive, it is much more proficient than this person. Wukong, who has watched it many times, can naturally judge this young master's behavior.

It's too fake, how can you expect that Wei Yang to respond to such a thing?

"If you want him to react, it's more useful to say it face to face." Wukong looked at him and said, "If you rely on this trick, it's basically impossible."

The man didn't know whether he was a little annoyed after hearing Wukong's words, or he remembered something, and continued: "Do you think I didn't say it? I almost tried everything!! But it still didn't work, Wei Yang That guy, I don’t know what stimulated him, it’s like a different person when he wakes up, he didn’t treat me like this before!!”

Wei Yang, that man with a strange breath.

Wukong hated his piercing eyes so much that they had degenerated into this way. This feeling of being strange but unable to verify it was really bad.

Seeing that Wukong stopped talking, the man sneered again: "Why don't you talk? You're just someone I picked up from the street!! Don't interrupt me about Wei Yang and me!!"

"You picked me up from the street?" Wukong frowned and asked, "At that time, was there anyone else around me?"

Although the young master's tone was not very good, he still answered his question: "There is a group of people, you are lying on the far side, but you are all fainted. I thought you were pitiful, so I brought you back. As for the others, they are too If it's ugly, I don't care."

At the beginning, I wanted to go out and find someone who was prettier than Wei Yang to cheer him up, but there were few such people. I don’t know what kind of luck that day, but I didn’t find one. On the way back, I met Wukong and brought him back immediately. up.

It's just that his words made Wukong puzzled.

The group of people he was talking about should be the group of drunks, yes, why did they faint?Even if he was drunk, since those people were able to knock him out, it meant that he was not drunk enough to faint.

After he was attacked, what happened?Wukong was puzzled.

The young master looked at Wukong's side face along the light, it was indeed very beautiful, he couldn't help asking: "You bastard, you didn't say a few words after waking up, I gave you a few meals at least... what's your name? "

Wukong hesitated for a moment, but still said truthfully: "My name is Monkey King."

"……are you kidding me?"