[Journey to the West] Fighting the Holy Buddha is very leisurely

Yumian acted as if she hadn't heard it, she just acted like she was nervous recently and mistook a liar for a master. When she reached the fork in the road, she paused, pointing out one of the roads and going on. The ghost doesn't even know where the monkey grandson is, it's better to depend on luck.

Yumian seemed to have given up on treatment.

And the old man who had been pestering her at the beginning had already managed to pick up another passer-by when Yumian was leaving. With his face, he was able to deceive that passer-by by relying on a slogan he had used countless times. Round and round.

The man must have been short-hearted, crying with snot and tears, he pulled his sleeves tightly and began to complain: "Master, you are right...Did I be accused by you during the recent period?" Is the evil spirit haunting you? It's just a bad year, the company collapsed, and my wife ran away with someone..."

The sloppy old man was trying his best to deceive others, but when Yumian turned to another road, he suddenly changed his attitude.

Although he still looked disheveled, but when he glanced at that wretched smile, his eyes, which were clearly gleaming just now, suddenly became a little unpredictable.

It turned out that the passer-by who was crying happily saw that the old man suddenly stopped talking, so he shook his arm vigorously and called out, "Master?"

The old man looked back at him, withdrew his hand, frowned and said, "What's wrong?"

"Look at my fate... can there be a solution?" The man hesitated with some obvious expectations, "Otherwise, I really can't live..."

"Oh, your luck..." The old man touched his head and replied with a smile, "It's not difficult, it can be solved."

The man rubbed his hands excitedly and looked at him.

The old man stretched out his hand and pointed to the high-rise building next to him, and said: "Go to the top of the building now, don't think too much, jump off. Then follow the ghost messenger to reincarnate, change your head and face, this bad luck will naturally be resolved. "

Although the passer-by was short-hearted, his IQ was still swaying at the average level. These words were clearly teasing him, and he was so angry that he threw his fist at him.

This guy's luck is not very good, but his strength is still great, and he looks desperate, and his lethality is doubled.

"You old liar, I have to fix you up and see how you can still lie!"

"Don't hit people in the face!" The old man, like a snake, wiped his fist and dodged. The next sentence is, "Benefactor, you should trust me... You are doomed to have bad luck in this life. If you find a way to change your fate, why don't you reincarnate earlier!"

The man was so angry that he beat his chest and feet, but he couldn't catch up with the skinny old man. He ran for three streets panting without even touching the old man's clothes.

After the man left reluctantly, the old man leisurely wandered out from the nearby shop, took out the cell phone in his arms and started making calls.

"Master! It's me," his voice sounded extremely smug, "I told Master a long time ago that there are magpies calling when I go out today, and I am sure to be popular. Didn't I meet you!"

"How many thousand-year-old fox demons with extremely pure blood can there be? I can catch one on the street~~~ This is called luck."

"No... How can I scare the snake away? Can I be worried about my business ancestor? Even if she loses my business card, she can't get rid of the 'qi' I left on her! Can I touch my business card casually? "

He chattered for a long time, looking extremely excited. After hanging up the phone, he bought a lollipop in a small shop next to him and bit it in his mouth for a long time. Suddenly, he turned his head slightly to the east. After a while, He ran straight down that road.

If someone pays attention, the direction he walked is the direction Yumian left.

Bai Longma knew that Yumian had gone to City A, and wanted to go with him, but was suddenly stopped by the Human World's Security Office. After all, he was staying in the Human World and within the scope of the Human World's Security Office, so he had no choice but to stay there , After dealing with this matter, I will go to City A to find my brother.

The guardian in the world who stopped Bai Longma looked a little terrified, and offered him a cup of tea tremblingly before opening his mouth hesitantly.

"Do you know that some ghosts have grown abnormally recently?" The human guardian said in an extremely cautious tone, "Just in the past few days."

"Aren't the ghosts under the jurisdiction of the underworld?" Bai Longma frowned, "When is it the turn of the human guardian to worry?"

"Although that's what I said," the guardian of the human world said with a wry smile, "but those ghosts in the underworld are fine, what happened was those low-level ghosts scattered in the world... Originally, no one would pay attention to them, so who would know that such a strange thing happened. "

"What does this have to do with me?" Bai Longma was a little impatient, this thing didn't seem to have any connection with him at all, "If you have something to say to the guardian of the world, you might as well just say it."

"Look..." The Human World Guardian took a deep breath and said, "The underworld can't find the reason, but this happened only in the last few days, and it's only related to the low-level ghosts in the human world. , do you think it is..."

"You mean to say that the aura of the human world was disturbed because of my lower realm." Bai Longma interrupted him with a sneer. , how could it only affect those low-level ghosts?"

The expression of the shousi in the human world became a bit bitter, and the pressure of the white dragon horse almost made him dare not show his anger, so he could only stammer and say: "We really don't know... this thing can't be explained , the upper world and the human world are becoming more and more incompatible, you know this..."

This is really wronging Bai Longma. When he came, the guy who secretly murdered Wukong had just slipped back to the underworld. When the gate of hell opened and closed, naturally a lot of ghost energy leaked out, but this matter was kept secret by Ksitigarbha. , who knew that he would bump into the white dragon horse by mistake?

"If this is the only thing that matters to the human guardian, please forgive me." Bai Longma stood up with a stern expression, "Brother is still in dire straits, I..."

At this point, he suddenly swayed, as if he didn't stop.

The guardian of the human world was startled, and hurried forward to help.

"It's okay..." Bai Longma waved his hand to him, sat down again, rubbed the center of his brows, cupped his hands and said, "I do have something urgent, if the guardian of the world still has questions, I will definitely cooperate when I come back." It's gone.

Bai Longma knew that Princess Yumian had a lot of thoughts, even if she was allowed to go to City A alone first, she would not stay behind at all. Just now, he clearly felt the restraint he had placed on Princess Yumian, and was moved. pass.

The old man didn't know either, he thought he had put something on Yumian without anyone noticing, but he didn't expect that there was a white dragon horse behind Yumian.

The guardian of the human world stood still for a moment, sighed heavily, and then slumped on the seat, cursing secretly.

Who said that as long as you look at the world, it's easy and not dangerous?One pile after another, can the pressure not be too great!

The Wei family mansion is on the mountainside, with lush trees. The morning here is very beautiful, the air is fresh, and a deep breath can make people feel comfortable.

It's just that the blessings bestowed by God can't be given to this remote small courtyard. Poor certain Buddha doesn't even have a chance to go out and take a breath of fresh air.

When Wukong woke up, his whole body was sore and limp.He no longer has the indestructible body of a diamond, and after practicing boxing for a day, he will still lose strength, and muscle pain is inevitable.

This is already the fourth day he stayed in the Wei family mansion, Wukong moved his neck with difficulty, there seemed to be a crisp "creaking" sound, his bones and broken eyes couldn't move, making him look like an old man who was paralyzed .

Fortunately, there is a way to deal with it. When he was practicing this boxing method, he was also sore all over his body. The ancestor taught him the method of breath adjustment and massage, which can relieve the pain and prevent him from being physically disabled by practice.

It is because he has become more aggressive, trying to regain the boxing kung fu of thousands of years ago within a few days. He is too impatient to eat hot tofu, but he really can't wait for long.

Who knows what weird things will happen if you drag it on?

"Wukong..." Wei Li's excited voice came from outside the door, "Are you inside?"

It’s just that Wukong hasn’t answered yet, and Wei Lixin’s original happy voice was replaced by a frowning tone: “Who are you? Are you under Wei Yang’s command? How dare you stop me! Who gave you such courage! Get out of your senses.” On the other hand, does this young master not even have the freedom to look at others at home? I will take care of myself if something goes wrong!"

Probably the person Wei Yang sent to watch him stopped Wei Lixin and angered the young master.Wei Lixin, who couldn't even control himself for several days, had a bad temper in the first place.

The man seemed to retreat obediently, Wei Lixin tiptoed through the door and came in, only to find Wukong still lying on the bed miserably.

He stepped forward to poke him and shouted, "Get up, get up~~~"

Wukong glanced at him feebly, although his whole body was sore, he was not completely incapacitated, so he stood up with great effort and took a look at Wei Lixin, and asked, "Didn't Wei Yang ask you to do something today? "

"No," Wei Li shook his head heartily, "I have nothing to do today, so I came to you~~~~"

Wukong rubbed his eyebrows, then asked: "How do you know I'm here?"

"I asked the servant." Wei Li wanted to find a chair to sit down, but after searching for a long time, he saw one with missing arms and legs, and he was not very happy at the moment. "Why do you live in such a place? Wei Yang also I won’t find a better one for you! There are so many rooms in the house, where did this dilapidated small yard come from? Even the servants live better than this! You are still a guest..."

Wukong didn't speak, that poor chair was actually kicked off by him accidentally yesterday.

Wei Lixin frowned and turned around for a long time, the more he looked at it, the more dissatisfied he was. He was kind-hearted at first, but when he thought that Wukong was stuck at home and couldn't go back due to his own reasons, he felt guilty for a long time. He lives in such a bad place.

Wukong sat on the bed and looked at him. From Wei Lixin's point of view, he looked like a sickly beauty. Immediately he was full of pride, and waved his hand: "Go, I'll take you to change rooms! How can I live with you?" In a room full of ghosts? People can stay sick!"