[Journey to the West] Fighting the Holy Buddha is very leisurely

"What's wrong with you?" Wei Lixin looked at him strangely, "Although most people don't have Buddhist halls in their homes, it's not uncommon anyway..."

"Can I go up and have a look?" Wukong pondered for a while, this matter was really uncomfortable in his heart, "Has this Buddhist hall been here all the time?"

Wei Li didn't feel annoyed, and followed him with a good temper, and replied: "I've been here all the time, the age of this Buddhist hall is a bit older than my great-grandfather!"

Wukong walked straight towards the Buddhist hall and walked around the big red-painted wall. The door of the Buddhist hall was so small that an adult couldn't get in even if he straightened his back. go in.

Whose Buddhist hall is like this?Wukong frowned, pointed to the door and asked Wei Lixin: "Is this the back door? If it's the front door, how could it be so small?"

Wei Lixin chuckled, and said, "My Buddhist hall only has this door, what's the matter? It's strange...how can this door be so small?"

Goku looked at him and nodded.

Wei Lixin smiled and said: "The elders of the Wei family said that the reason why the door is so small is to show people's awe of the Buddha. When entering the door, you must bend down and bow down to the dust to show your piety." Well... It is because of this explanation that I don't like to run to this Buddhist hall. I came here a few times when I was young, but when I grew up to be as tall as that door, I never came again. I don't believe that The theory of ghosts and gods, and secondly, the Buddha who forced people to bow is not a good thing."

After listening to Wei Lixin's words, Wukong frowned even deeper.

Pure nonsense!How could there be such a Buddhist hall where the door is made so small just to force people to bend over?Sun Wukong has been a Buddha for so long, and he has never heard of such a rule!

The Buddha convinces people with virtue, and people's respect for Buddha is not forced out, but comes from people's hearts. This kind of piety is not created by relying on a single door.

Wukong was a little suffocated, and this feeling was a bit like being splashed with dirty water.Wei Lixin looked at Wukong's not-so-calm expression, and was a little surprised: "What's wrong with you? When you leave that yard, your whole body seems to be out of order... Didn't you get sick from being locked up?"

Looking at the old Buddhist hall in front of him, Wukong gritted his teeth and said, "I'm fine..."

"Let's go if you have nothing to do," Wei Lixin shrugged and sighed, "I really don't like this place that plays tricks."

Wukong didn't speak, it seemed that it took him a long time to convince himself to lift his legs and leave, but when the two of them were about to leave, the small door suddenly made a "babbling" sound and opened a small crack.

Wei Li was taken aback, patted his chest, and hissed: "It's like being haunted, it's bright and sunny, I'm scared to death..."

Wukong didn't know what bewitched him at that time, the door was only opened a small gap, although he was standing in front of the door, but because the door was too short, he couldn't see anything, but the gap was like swallowing something out. , spitting something, attracting people to take a look inside.

Wukong stared at the gap, unable to move anymore.

After a while, he bent down and took a look into the gap, just a shallow look.

"Sun Wukong!"

Amid Wei Li's exclamation, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed open the door.The door, which was originally only showing a gap, is now wide open, revealing the appearance of the Buddhist hall inside.

"You you you you you you..." Wei Lixin pointed at him almost incoherently, "What are you doing? You can't enter the Buddhist hall casually. If those old men find out, they will kill you!"

But Wukong turned a deaf ear to it, and without even hesitating for a moment, he bent down and entered the Buddhist hall.Wei Lixin stood there for a moment, gritted his teeth, and rushed in.

Labor and capital have to watch the disobedient guy, in case he does something that is not allowed by nature. Is it like this to break into other people's Buddhist halls casually? !

After Wei Li reluctantly got in, he saw the worried Wukong standing in front of the Buddhist hall, gnashing his teeth. Before he stepped forward to blame him for his recklessness, this guy pointed to the golden Buddha in the Buddhist hall and questioned He: "Which kind of Buddha does your family worship?"

Wei Lixin stared back, and said angrily: "The Tathagata of the Western Paradise, otherwise, who else is there? I said, what do you care about him? Before those old men come, you hurry up and go with me, otherwise you will see me." !"

After finishing speaking, he wanted to go forward to pull him, but Wukong didn't move at all, instead he pulled him vigorously in front of his eyes and said, "Look carefully, where is the Tathagata in this offering?!"

Although Wei Lixin had a good temper, he couldn't stand Wukong like this. He was also angry, pulled back his sleeves, and said angrily: "This is not the Tathagata, but it can still be me! Even if it doesn't have anything to do with you! If you do this again Moody, be careful I will throw you back into that small yard to fend for yourself!"

Fortunately, Wei Li's anger came and went quickly. He talked a lot, but he didn't have the intention of bullying him. After the anger passed, he went forward to hold Wukong's hand, and said in a rambling voice: "Don't blame me for being fierce, you are really disobedient... You said that if those old men find out, how do you ask me to come down to the stage?"

Wukong's look of fright and anger from the beginning has been eased by Wei Lixin's rebuttal, and he also knows that he is impatient. This matter should not be angry with Wei Lixin.

What does Wei Lixin know?He only knew that the solemn treasure in the temple was the Tathagata, so how could he tell the truth from the fake?

Wukong pulled out a smile, and said: "It's my fault, I'm impatient... It's just that the family has worshiped Buddha for generations, and the reaction is a little bit bigger."

Wei Li didn't think much about it, seeing him apologizing, he didn't want to delve into it, but just pulled his sleeves to go out, he didn't like the atmosphere of this Buddhist hall from the bottom of his heart.

"Wait a while..." Wukong broke free from his grip, and said with a smile, "If you come to this Buddhist hall, if you don't offer a stick of incense, you are disrespecting the Buddha and you will be punished."

Wei Li didn't believe the mean-spirited words, so he muttered, "What kind of incense are you offering...Let me tell you, you have to believe in science, these ghosts and snakes are all lies!"

"There are rules at home, if you go to the Buddhist hall and don't offer incense, you will be scolded when you go back." Wukong chuckled, "Just one stick of incense, it won't take too long."

"You even forgot the light of the phone, but you still remember this," Wei Lixin sneered, not knowing whether Wukong's smile was too bright or he was soft-hearted, so he nodded after thinking about it, "Hurry up, I Looking at you, I have to go in 5 minutes."

Goku nodded in agreement.

Wei Lixin muttered that being too kind is not good. He watched Wukong's movements closely, watched him light a stick of incense, and walked towards the big Buddha in the middle.

Where is Tathagata?

The closer Wukong took a step, the more frightened and angry he felt.

How many people in the world have seen the image of the Tathagata Buddha?Therefore, the casting of Tathagata and Buddha statues in the human world has always only sought the resemblance in spirit, not the resemblance in shape.The craftsmen who cast Buddha statues must be the best in a hundred miles. After the completion of the Buddha statues, although there are slight differences in appearance, each one is solemn and solemn.What's more important is the awe-inspiring righteousness in the Buddha statue.

But the thing in front of him has no righteousness, only evil spirit.Even Wukong's poor piercing eyes could almost see the substantive cyan evil spirit emerging from the Buddha statue, absorbing the incense of the offering.

The degraded fiery eyes can still see the monster aura, which only shows that the monster is not strong enough to go there, and he is too unscrupulous, and the monster energy released is not blocked at all.Seeing so clearly is simply a great provocation.

It's not that there are no demons who enjoy this kind of treatment. There were also demons in ancient times. Those who won the respect of one side by hoeing the strong and helping the weak won the respect and finally became immortals. People who were blessed by them would spontaneously worship them.It's just that he has never seen any daring demon who dared to use the golden body of Buddha as a medium, and dared to use the eighteen arhats as a foil!

Although the Buddhist hall in front of me is small, there are many Buddha statues inside. All eighteen arhats are not lost, and Guanyin and Maitreya are not in the minority.But in the center of this Buddhist hall, there is a monster who cultivates by this heretical method!

How did this monster do it?Other monsters can't avoid the Buddhist hall, so how can they hide in the Buddha statue and not be harmed by the Buddha's light?

But Wukong didn't have time to think about it. When he encountered this kind of thing, he would have been very angry. Not to mention Tathagata, which of the other Buddhas is not familiar with him?Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saved him from water and fire several times, and helped him countless times in the process of becoming a Buddha. How could he not be angry when he saw this scene?

Even after so many years in the Buddhist world, his irritable temperament has almost changed, but that didn't push him to the extreme. If he really cares about it, Monkey King is still the one who is supercilious and swung his stick at each other when he sees something unpleasant. Monkey King.

When I was extremely angry, it was as if I had cleared everything in my mind, and I didn't want to think about it, as if I had forgotten all about the loss of my mana.

The evil spirit was blue, and Wukong almost subconsciously thought of Wei Yang. The blue eyes and blue scales were also cultivated in crooked ways.It's just that Wei Yang seems to have been walking around Wei's house for a long time, and he is also the housekeeper of Wei's house, so he should have a lot of things during the day.It is unlikely to hide in this small Buddhist hall to inhale incense in the clear sky and broad daylight.

Could it be that this little Wei family hides two monsters?

"Your incense should be respected quickly," Wei Lixin became a little impatient, Wukong stood in front of the Buddha statue with the incense in his hand, but did not hesitate to respect, "5 minutes have passed!"

Wukong sneered, and threw the incense in his hand aside.

"What's wrong with you?" Wei Lixin looked at his movements, as if he was looking at a psychopath, "You are stunned, can you be normal, thanks to my good temper, if it was someone else, I would have thrown you out a long time ago .”

"Lixin," Wukong ignored his random words, and suddenly smiled at him very brightly, "I ask you a question."

Wei Lixin was flickered by the beautiful man's smile, his face turned red, and he said, "You can ask..."

Wukong turned his head, pointed to the big Buddha in the middle, his smile remained unchanged, and asked: "If I go forward and smash this golden Buddha, can you forgive me?"

"Hmm..." Wei Lixin was a little dizzy, but fortunately his brain was not broken, he turned Wukong's words in his mind again, and woke up instantly.

"What are you talking about!! Sun Wukong, you must be sick! Dare to use beauty to seduce me, I am stupid, labor and capital will fight with you!!"