[Journey to the West] Fighting the Holy Buddha is very leisurely

In the lounge, the Bull Demon King drank a cup of boiling coffee tremblingly, trying to wake himself up.After hesitating for a long time, he finally asked, "What are you doing here? What are you doing in the human world when you have become a Buddha?"

The soft leather seat made Wukong very uncomfortable. The human world has changed drastically. Even the people coming and going are much different from those of a thousand years ago. Being in such an environment makes him uncomfortable all over.Wukong moved forward a little, and after hearing the question from the Bull Demon King, he replied: "Brother, I don't want to talk nonsense with you. I came to the human world this time to find Princess Yumian. I don't know if my brother has any news about her." ?”

When the Bull Demon King heard the name, his expression was unusually complicated.Guilty looked around, lowered his voice and said: "Don't talk nonsense, your sister-in-law is here... I have already broken relations with her, don't ask me about her, I don't know everything!! "

Seeing the flustered look of the Bull Demon King, can the two have nothing to do with each other?

Sun Wukong rubbed his brows, and was about to continue talking, but suddenly heard a surprised female voice behind him: "Sun Monkey?"

The person who came was wearing a bright red knee-length skirt, with wavy long hair hanging down to his waist. He had a good face, and his slender eyebrows were somewhat enchanting, but the arrogance in his eyebrows had never been seen for thousands of years. Change.

This woman is easy to recognize. Compared with a thousand years ago, she just changed her attire.Monkey King stood up, nodded slightly, and said, "Sister-in-law."

Princess Iron Fan waved her hand, sat down next to the Bull Demon King, and said with a sneer, "Who is your sister-in-law? What are you trying to do? My old cow doesn't have a brother like you. Isn't it just asking for something when you talk about being so affectionate?" ? There is nothing to show courteousness to, rape or steal. I give you two words, no way!"

"Sister-in-law, don't talk like that." Sun Wukong, who was trying to get close to his own golden cudgel, kept smiling and kept struggling.

Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly, and said: "Don't mention anything else, just the matter of my son, that's called a settlement? You sent my son to Guanyin, and you kept saying that it was for his own good. You think we are parents." How do you feel? I’m the only son!!! I’ve only seen you once in decades and I’m worse than the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl!! I’m not a narrow-minded person either, and I can forget about other things, but this one won’t work!!”

Princess Iron Fan slapped the table, and the Bull Demon King echoed beside her. As for Wukong, he was really speechless.

He couldn't explain the matter of the red boy clearly.Princess Iron Fan was in a rage, and he didn't know how to react, so he just bit the bullet and said, "Indeed, I have something to ask from Big Brother, about the red boy...cough, I am also familiar with Guanyin, how about I go talk about it?" ?”

Princess Iron Fan withdrew her anger a little bit, raised her slender eyebrows, and said, "It's useless to talk to Guanyin. I have found so many people to talk to Guanyin over the years, but she still won't let them go." !"

Sun Wukong pondered for a while, and said: "Sister-in-law, I don't want to say anything, but if I can help, you can just say it, but I really have something urgent to ask, please..."

"Don't talk about those stupid things," Princess Iron Fan seemed to be waiting for his words, looking at Wukong's eyes with a flash of calculation, "I have a problem right now, in a word, can you help?"

Princess Iron Fan looks exactly like the Jade Emperor who was waiting for him to jump into the pit.But when he thinks of his own golden cudgel, he will jump into any big pit

Wukong was stunned for a moment, and said: "As long as it is within my ability, I will go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate."

"With your words, isn't everything easy to talk about!" Princess Iron Fan's complexion suddenly became better, "You don't need to go through fire and water, it's just a trivial matter for fighting and defeating Buddha."

Wukong was a little apprehensive by her attitude: "Please tell my sister-in-law directly."

The iron fan knocked on the table and said: "Guanyin won't let you go, so I will go to Zizhu Forest to find my son."

Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this, and said: "Now Guanyin has helped the entire purple bamboo forest to the Buddhist world, how will sister-in-law go?"

"If I can go, what else do you want?" Princess Iron Fan smiled, "I have dealt with the Human World Shouji Office for so long, isn't it for this? There is just one more thing, I am a demon, the Buddha's light in the Buddha world It’s too thick, even if I pass through the human guardian’s office, I won’t be able to stay in the Buddhist realm for long.”

Sun Wukong nodded slightly, and the mortal Shousi who was sitting on the side muttered in a low voice: "It's wrong to have a relationship...", but Princess Iron Fan stared back.

Fierce woman...

Monkey King asked: "Then sister-in-law, what do you want me to do?"

"Actually, it's easy," Princess Iron Fan spread her hands, "When I go to the Buddhist world in the future, you just need to protect me. I want to see my son, and I don't want to lose my life there. Don't worry, it won't take much effort from you." , I only go once a few months, and you are too busy in the Buddhist world, so this busyness is just a matter of little effort."

Indeed, Princess Iron Fan's request is actually not difficult, much easier than Jade Emperor's request, and Wukong didn't think too much about it.Nodded and agreed.

Princess Iron Fan, who finally caught a Buddha, was very happy. After getting the answer, she seemed a lot more relaxed, and said, "What about you? What does the fighting Buddha who has no desires and desires want from my old cow? "

"Actually, for Big Brother Niu, this is a piece of cake." Wukong laughed, "I just want to know the whereabouts of Princess Yumian."

Princess Iron Fan's hands trembled slightly, and then returned to normal.

"Jade noodles..." Princess Iron Fan took a sip of tea and said quietly, "Lao Niu, do you know where the jade noodles are?"

The Bull Demon King shook his head like a rattle.

"Sister-in-law would be boring doing this," Wukong said with a sigh, "I'm looking for jade noodles..."

Princess Iron Fan covered her mouth with a smile, and said, "I just wanted to scare him... It happened thousands of years ago, I wasn't so narrow-minded. Old Niu, if you know, tell me."

The Bull Demon King looked at her hesitantly.

Princess Iron Fan said: "Look what I do? My son is more important than anything else."

The Bull Demon King raised his head and said with a look of death on his face, "Don't blame me..."

Princess Iron Fan's eyes were gentle: "I don't blame you."

"Yumian has been living in Hangzhou, where there is a Yaohu tea art house, which she opened..." Niu Mowang swallowed, and continued, "If it is not in Hangzhou, it should be in Lijiang, Yunnan, but where is it? ,I don't know either……"

"You fucking know it!!" Princess Iron Fan dropped the cup.

"My wife..." The Bull Demon King fled subconsciously, "Didn't you say you don't blame me..."

"How dare you look for that little goblin!! I'm never done with you!!!"

Fortunately, there are no people in this area, otherwise they will definitely be blocked by the human guardian.

The guardian of the world comforted the physically and mentally exhausted Bull Demon King in a formulaic manner, and took Wukong away because it had nothing to do with him.

Hangzhou Yaohu Tea House.

The location is not very good, and there are not many people coming and going, but the decoration is quaint, and the charm is not found in other houses.On the wooden signboard, the two cursive characters of Yaohu Lake are unforgettable at first sight, but not everyone can see the small fox head on the signboard.

The vicious and seductive aura on that small sign can be felt across the street from Dou Zhanfo.

The waiter greeted him with a smile on his face, and before he could speak, Wukong took the lead and said, "Is your shopkeeper here?"

"The shopkeeper..." The waiter was a little dazed, "You mean our boss? What can you do?"

Monkey King said: "You tell her that an old friend is visiting."

old friend?The waiter looked at the handsome man in his 20s in front of him, thinking what kind of old man was this, probably the boss's concubine?

This man is not a bad match for his charming boss.The waiter nodded secretly.Then it can't be offended, but since the boss is not around, there is no way to verify it, and it can't be put in for no reason.

"Since it's an old friend, I won't hide anything from you. Our boss is not here now." The waiter's smile remained unchanged, and his attitude was still respectful. "How about you sit in our shop first, and I'll serve you a cup of tea. Or , would you like to leave a contact information?"

Is Princess Yumian not here?Sun Wukong frowned.Then what's the situation with the demon fox soaring here?Is Yumian's fox friend here, or is this person lying?

After all, Sun Wukong didn't want to force his way because he wanted a jade face, so he could only find a seat and sit down, closing his eyes and feeling the evil spirit that was not hidden.

The waiter served a cup of Pu'er, then sneaked back and called his boss.

The phone rang three times and was picked up.

"Xiaolu? What's the matter, something happened in the store?"

The waiter swallowed when he heard his boss's soft and charming voice, and said, "Boss, someone came to look for you and said it was an old friend."

"What old man?" Yumian frowned, "What does he look like?"

"Well...a man in his mid-twenties, tall and handsome, with blond hair, and..."

Yumian heard Ah Lu's description, but still didn't think of such a person at all.

"Drag him first... Is Rurui there? Find her to solve it."

Yumian who hung up the phone held the phone and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out who the unexpected guest was.The sudden defeat of the Buddha in the lower realm really disrupted the lives of many people.

After the waiter Ah Lu hung up the phone, she hurried upstairs to find Rurui, the deputy store manager, but after hearing Ah Lu's description, Rurui had no impression at all like Yumian.

Who is this person?

Rurui is also the little vixen who lived in the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain. In fact, she is Yumian's little follower. She has never left her for thousands of years. Give her spiritual energy to save her life.Rurui also basically knows the people Yumian knows.

But just when Rurui was about to go downstairs to meet this person, the originally quiet tea house suddenly became noisy.

"Where did the old man come from?!"