[Journey to the West] Fighting the Holy Buddha is very leisurely

Gu Ling himself came out by car. He got his driver's license not long ago, and the car he liked was too expensive, and he hadn't gotten it out of the old man's mouth yet, so he usually refused to drive himself and insisted on pulling the driver when he went out. It's still too early, he He was in a hurry to drive out by himself, and he hadn't had time to chew the bread in his mouth.

While waiting for the green light, Gu Ling raised his head and straightened his hair, tapped the steering wheel with his fingers, and shook his head. He needed to ask Gu Qing to find out how such an unscientific thing like disappearing out of thin air happened. of.

If it was Gu Qing before, he wouldn't be so interested in doing the research by himself. At most, he would find someone to do the research, or tell the old man directly that his dear brother is weird, but now Gu Qing is different, he began to worry up.

Gu Qing became different.

In this world, what you get is what you give, just like business, no one will send you money for no reason, if Gu Ling has any legendary abnormality that surpasses ordinary people, then what did he pay?

The TV series he watched a long time ago came to Gu Ling's mind. The special effects of the super scumbag Lord Demon King raised his eyebrows at the characters such as the protagonist or the supporting role, and then he smiled strangely: "Give your soul to me. Bar!"

After he replaced Gu Qing's face, he suddenly shivered for some reason and almost lost his grip on the steering wheel.

In a certain way, Gu Ling's imagination is so extraordinary that he thought too much along the way, from the idea of ​​deceiving the soul of the big devil all the way to destroying the earth, until he passed by the door of the bar. Come on.

He came out early, and he didn't encounter traffic jams along the way. When he reached the entrance of the bar, it was only when the white-collar workers went out with a sigh of relief. Gu Ling went up and knocked on the door, but no one opened it.

He himself was not sure whether there was anyone guarding the bar during the day.

Wukong stopped talking suddenly and glanced downstairs.

He and the golden cudgel six-eared macaque have been talking for a long time, and even Shu Siqi came out, lying on the fan and listening boredly, but no one except Wukong could see him, and he was just the one they mentioned about jade. Their eyes light up when they fall, and if they hear something bad, their ears are like a sieve to screen out what they said.

Wukong leaned on the sofa, and talked about what happened after he stayed here for a day, and mentioned Gu Ling by the way, focusing on the house of the ancestor. Regarding the matter of the fairy world, by the way, I mentioned the quarrel between the two people, the Tathagata and the ancestor, and emphasized how much I miss Wukong.

In the end, Wukong slapped him on the sofa and lay down on the sofa. It took a while before he got tired of it again.

The six-eared macaque was lazily spread out on the sofa, adding a few words from time to time.Yaohe was relatively sensible, knowing that it was not suitable for him to intervene in this matter, so he didn't say a word, and listened quietly, as if he hadn't.

Generally speaking, when Gu Ling came over, Wukong and the others had already negotiated to the point, and they felt that Yuzhui was so confusing that he didn't know what he was doing.Only Shu Siqi, after hearing everything, still firmly believes that Yu Pendant is a good person and everything is a beautiful misunderstanding.

At this time, someone knocked on the door, and the person who came was the person Wukong had mentioned before.

"Gu Ling is here," Wukong smiled, turned around and gave Liu Er a meaningful look, and said, "Open the door."

"Me?" The six-eared macaque pointed to its nose in surprise, and said, "Why?"

Wukong glared at him, and said: "Didn't you say that you don't believe that there is someone who looks exactly like you? The person is downstairs, why don't you go and see?"

The six-eared macaque became interested, and didn't quarrel with Wukong any more. He got up in a blink of an eye. He didn't look like a patient at all. It looks like a ground, which is not very unusual, I haven't seen one that looks like a long ground.

Gu Ling had been knocking on the door downstairs for a long time and hadn't opened it. Just as he was wondering if there was no one in the place, there was a sudden knocking sound from inside the door.But when the door was fully opened, revealing the face of the person inside, he suddenly swallowed all he wanted to say.

It was a face that looked exactly like his, even the expression on it was the same, it was a completely unprepared surprise.After seeing Wukong disappear, Gu Ling once again had a clear feeling that "this world is really mysterious".

Liu Er calmed down faster than him, but he still had a sullen face. After looking at Gu Ling carefully from top to bottom, his mood still didn't ease up.

He seemed to understand why Sun Wukong wanted to kill him, the fake Monkey King, without any sympathy at all. Even he himself couldn't stand seeing people with the same appearance, and even had the urge to strangle him to death.

Fortunately, during this period of time, he was tempered by Wukong and had a strong self-control, so he didn't really kill anyone.

It's one thing to imagine, it's another thing to actually meet. Even Liu Er himself didn't expect that the two of them would be the same, and he couldn't see any flaws in pretending. When Sun Wukong mentioned it, he thought Contemptuously, I wanted to meet that person with some interest, but when I saw it, I didn't find it interesting at all.

The two of them froze for a moment, the atmosphere was weird, and neither of them knew what to say. Liu Er intuitively felt that it was a waste of time to be so stiff, so he had to suppress the hostility between his brows, pointed upstairs, snorted, and flicked his robe. gone.

Gu Ling clearly felt the pressure from the eyes of this person who looked exactly like himself, but he was not the kind of useless second-generation ancestor, anyway, he kept his expression normal for a while, and when Liu Er walked a distance, he He breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and followed.

Gu Ling is a frequent visitor to this bar. He only knew that the bar had a second floor, but he didn't expect the owner to live on the third floor.

——The boss who used his beauty to stun him.

Liu Er came up first, and slammed the door with a slightly angry "slap", shutting Gu Ling who came from behind outside, and got a bad nose, but it was Yaohe who stepped forward to open the door for Gu Ling.

Seeing the two of them coming in, Wukong raised his eyebrows with a half-smile, and said, "Why are you so angry with mortals? It's not someone else's choice of what you look like."

Wukong's words were persuasion, and there was a sense of gloating in others' misfortune. Liu Er was not a fool, so he naturally heard it.

"You know my jokes!" Liu Er snorted, sat cross-legged on the carpet as if angry, pointed at Gu Ling who followed, and said angrily, "Who the hell is this guy?"

Gu Ling just came in with a puzzled expression on his face. His focus is now on the six-eared macaque, but he completely forgot what he wanted to ask Wukong.

Yao and He had met each other before, so they were mentally prepared, and the Golden Cudgel seemed the calmest, not surprised, not watching the show, but just wrapped Wukong's waist, not very interested. After glancing at Gu Ling, he didn't move anymore.

These two people only have the same face and different clothes, so there is no difficulty in distinguishing the two. waist; while Gu Ling simply wore casual clothes. He was anxious when he went out, so he pulled out a suit without thinking too much. Also feel handsome.

"Small belly," Wukong said with a sideways glance at the six-eared macaque, "put your eyes away!

The six-eared macaque gave a heavy "cut", and ignored him again.

——I don’t know who was the one who chased and killed him for so long for the true and false Monkey King?It's not him, Monkey King!

It was only at this time that Gu Ling devoted a little energy to look at Wukong, but this time he must have seen the golden cudgel brazenly rubbing against his side, which made him feel even more illusory.

"Why are you here?" Gu Ling's eyes widened, "Didn't you go out to City C?!"

Wukong waved his hand, motioning him to calm down, and said, "You are mistaken, he is not Gu Jin."

Wukong asked Gu Ling to come up, not just to see Liu Er's jokes, Gu Ling is a person from another world, not only because Changdi and Liu Er are exactly the same for Wukong to remember, but more importantly, Wukong used to be in He saw the black air representing the jade pendant on the back of his neck.

The jade pendant didn't send him here on a whim, he actually sent the six-eared macaque and the golden cudgel over at risk later, Wukong had a faint feeling that the jade pendant didn't intend to harm him like this.

First of all, there is no grievance or enmity between them, and there are no festivals. The only connection is still with Shu Siqi. According to the conversation between the Golden Cudgel and the Jade Emperor, the jade pendant should be very concerned about Shu Siqi, but now the fan is here. On Wukong's body, if you think about it seriously, Si Qi put the fan on his palm with a jade pendant design, and then came into this world together.

Besides, if the jade pendant is going to harm him, why send him here? Yaohe said that it is not that there is no aura in this world, but I just don’t know why no demons can be born. In other words, Wukong who has magic power Basically able to walk sideways in this world, no one can stop him, let alone kill him.

After fighting with the golden cudgel and the six-eared macaque, Wukong felt that the jade pendant was not actually trying to kill him or harm him, but more like trying to get something from his hand.

Wukong's intuition has always been very accurate. He is a Buddha. Some ideas that pop up in his heart sometimes are called intuition. More precisely, it is a kind of advance understanding of the Buddha's way of heaven. The things he encounters are blessings or disasters. It can be avoided more or less. This thing is a more mysterious thing beyond mana. Not everyone has this ability.

Wukong doesn't believe in anything, he can only believe in himself.

Gu Ling was still in a daze until Yaohe stuffed a cup of tea in his hand, but he didn't realize it. He wanted to drink saliva to calm down the shock, but when his lips pressed against the edge of the teacup, he dropped the cup again as if awakened. He took it away quickly, and didn't dare to take another sip, as if he had a shadow on the glass of water he drank last night.

Yaohe laughed and said, "Don't worry, this glass of water is fine."

Gu Ling was dazed by the beauty's smile, took the water back in a daze, took a sip, and almost choked himself to death when he recovered.

Liu Er looked at Changdi's stupid expression on the side, and suddenly felt that the sky was falling apart, and he could completely imagine how stupid this person would be in front of Monkey King.

The fame of the whole life is ruined.

The author has something to say: Thank you Qingdai sister for the landmine, rub it~