The Master of Sword Net 3 is a scumbag!
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】Gua too you do not understand love: #despite
[Guild] Huddle together in front of the red drum: Guagua has gone to the villain, from now on Yadu can't be killed casually, it's hard not to think about bloody storms
[Guild] Haoqi League Charcoal Fire Merchant: Just wait and see
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu and mine who loves life, meme!
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[World] Go and stir up the base snake: Hey!After all, this evildoer has entered my Valley of the Great Evil
[World] Is the second young master disturbing the foundation: I will ask emphatically, did she plan to accept the scourge of this Haoqi League for being angry with the crown? #笑
[World] Green Bracelet: I am so strong, I am five to seventy thousand!
[World] Give it a shot: It can be regarded as a change of faction, I will set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate #applause#applause#applause
[World] Socrates has no bottom: Do you want to come to us to help the little poison, you can have close contact with Mr. Duck every day #笑
[World] Guaqiqitan: #Shy and long-distance produce beauty, although my heart is toward Mr. Ya, it is better to keep an appropriate distance
[World] Good brother, let me post: You have already sent someone to the door, and you are still far away?I'm too embarrassed to look at the look on "Distance"'s face #despite
[World] Plato understands fart love: #笑小五话 Do you have a personal master? If you don’t dislike it, just worship me. I will take you to eat and drink spicy food in the future, and you will have endless glory and wealth
[World] Harry Potter: You might as well say that you give one for one, and ask you to be a master and give Yadu as a love affair#谢谢
[World] Yadu: Hehe
There are dozens if not hundreds of players who switch camps every day. Which one is as earth-shattering as Quack Tan?
Simply a talent.
To say that the gossip that people talk about on the World Channel is the headline, then there is no such thing as a hot topic when people talk about people and things. Every day, there are new onlookers who don't know the truth and spend [-] copper begging for [-].
But to be honest, there are different opinions on the behavior of Gua Qi Tan and Ya Du who rush to confess their love. Some people say that it is purely full of food and too busy to catch the eye, and some say it is because of love. There is no distinction between gender, age, and region. Some people say that it is because they are often killed by Yadu in Maweiyi, so they chase them first and then throw them off immediately. The revenge must be so tall to be worthy of the teachings of my Great Five Immortals.
As a result, Yadu's gang channel became lively.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: so which one is it? #笑
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: I bet on the second type, sincerely #笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: But the third one is more interesting. If you hate you, you will chase you, and if you love me, you will get rid of you. Thinking about it makes me feel touched!
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Impossible!Yadu only killed him once at that time, okay?How can there be such a grudge!
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: What if he is a Scorpio#谦
【Guild】Fei Liang: #Despise my big Scorpio who provoked whom?
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Why does no one think it is the first type?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Don't make trouble, the first one is too low-level, there is no room for sublimation
[Guild] Please call me a red scarf: #Despise this kind of behavior, after all, it takes a ghost to sublimate
[Guild] Li Changmu: Which guild are you talking about now?
[Guild] Please call me Red Scarf: I haven’t heard of it
[Guild] Sweet and Sour Tenderloin: It should be a casual person, I just met him in Chengdu, and there is no guild name under his name
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Isn’t it?He made the Haoqi League so popular, didn't he think about finding a big gang to rely on?Aren't you afraid that you won't even be able to enter the map of Mawei Station in the future?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: If so, it's subtle
[Guild] Li Changmu: How do you say it?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: He is a five-poison in a small blue outfit. He has no skills, no equipment, and no equipment. After doing such a heinous thing, he turns to the Valley of the Evil. One thing is neither to come here to find Yadu, nor to find a backer. What's the point of him doing this?
[Guild] Yadu: It’s just too busy to eat
[Guild] Fei Liang: But I don’t think what he did is so outrageous
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Feiliang: ...
【Guild】Fei Liang: Maybe it caused a certain degree of trouble to Yadu
[Guild] Fei Liang: But he didn't do anything substantive.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Despise How substantive do you want to be?
【Guild】Fei Liang: Human flesh, sent thousands of miles away, etc.
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[World] Fei Liang: I was wrong!Let me go back!Yadu I love you! #cry #cry #cry
The world belongs to the pve party, the copy party, and the [-] party. Anyone who wants to be able to get in is not able to get in. When he sees someone confessing his love to Ya Du with great fanfare, he can't bear it if he lets go of it. Therefore, after a few [-]DMG land reclamation groups posted recruitment advertisements, they immediately expressed their sincerity to Yadu.
[World] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, please leave the monkey to me in the next life! #kiss #kiss #kiss
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Khan hurry up and get Fei Liang back, and he really knows how to embarrass the gang. I thought he was yelling at the friend channel, but I didn’t expect it to go directly to the world channel
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: If you want to talk about croaking, you have come to our guild. The first one to get acquainted with him must be Fei Liang. The two have a long brain circuit.
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Is this a disguised trick for Yadu? #think
[Guild] Yadu: I’m already black and purple, thank you
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑
While everyone was speechless about Fei Liang's behavior on the gang channel, the world channel's caliber was also very unified.During this period of time, thanks to the chatter, there are not many people who don't know the name Yadu. Now that Cheng Yaojin has been killed, everyone said that they are very happy to hear about it.
[World] Qu Xiaosa: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Stupid: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Monk Kuailatuo: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] It's up to you: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Jun Ye picks up soap: Who is Yadu?Why is it so popular?Evil male god?
[World] Dancing with Li Feisha: Quack, I support you!You are the only one who can give birth to monkeys for Mr. Duck!
[World] My good brother came here to post: [Quacking Talk] Didn't succeed yet? !
[Guild] [Fei Liang] joined the guild
【Guild】Fei Liang: Thank you compatriots for the invitation #笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Seriously, the one you love is not Yadu, it’s a joke, it’s the easiest and rudest way to attract his attention
[Guild] Fei Liang: I was kicked out of the gang!Where else can I shout if I don’t go to the world! # panic
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: #惊惊#惊惊#惊惊Can't you shout on the friend channel?
[Guild] Fei Liang: What? !And friends channel? !
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: #goodbye hopeless for the IQ of this gang
******
After turning to the Valley of the Wicked, Guaguaqitan lived more comfortably, and even the air he breathed became fresher.Although after turning around, those nobles who didn't like him in the past will definitely retaliate, and various field maps are popular, dizzy, dizzy, and killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, and killing!
Anyway, he is now a person in the Valley of the Wicked. You can see the map where Yadu is currently located in the friend list. He will go to patrol the mountain himself, and he will use his sense of existence to deceive his friends. Of course he will not go if he does not go. Going to the wild, it's not a professional gifting.
Yadu saw him before and directly hung the debuff without saying a word, but now it’s no longer possible. The same faction has the same dream, and the murderous value will be increased by revenge and killing. If you kill too much, you will have to go to prison to move bricks. It's even worse, you don't kill me and you don't refute me, isn't this accepting me indirectly?
I'm so happy!
Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, do you love me?Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, let me give birth to monkeys for you, okay?Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, I am more rare than you than a rare human head >[-]<
Yadu has nothing to do with him, if he doesn't kill him, he always jumps and jumps, and his head hurts; if he kills him, he still jumps and jumps, and his head hurts even more.This is no longer a question of tobe or nottobe, but a question of why the hell hasn't been killed by the Haoqi League and returned to the world.
Li Changmu was probably the only person in the whole server who saw Yadu's dislike for croaking.
When Yadu doesn't care about someone, he ignores you, hey, you can do it hard, respond to you when you are in a good mood, touch your dog's head and pull a smile without any emotion at you, just like "I Got it, I got it, you did a great job", the official answer.When he is disgusted with a person, he doesn't respond, but when he reaches this point, he will act more extreme. He knows everything you say and do, and he sees it. Men Qing, but if you don't react, you will It's under his nose, but he still treats you like air, and doesn't pay attention to you.
Exasperating!
In the past, Yadu even killed a croaky talk to express his disapproval of what he did, but now he completely allows the other party to confess from all angles and angles, and ignores it.
I don’t know if it’s because of bad taste, but the more Yadu is like this, the more Li Changmu wants to see what kind of sparks will be created between him and the quack who is working tirelessly to get Yadu’s response. Of course, Yadu will occasionally I feel speechless about Li Changmu's vicious taste, but there is no way, he is the person I like, even if I don't agree with him, I still follow him, I can say what I like, if I hate it, I still hate it, it's all right.
However, a thing that Yadu didn't expect is happening slowly and quickly, which directly leads to a change in the future life trajectory of the two of them.
As for the promoter, needless to say, it was Li Changmu.
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu, Gu Liang, who loves to sleep, for mine, meme!
Fixed update at [-] noon, seriously #doge
☆, 005
Quacking, as the name suggests, is very noisy, especially when Yadu is present, there is no room for others to intervene, and one has to wonder how fast his hand speed is in order to be able to connect a sentence It took so little time to utter those words in one sentence.
Not scientific!
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, the weather here is very good today, the sun is shining white, but it is a bit hot
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, the beef noodle shop downstairs gave me three and a half yuan more beef, and on weekdays he would give me four yuan, but today I counted it, and it was as much as seven and a half yuan!
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Wang, the son of Uncle Wang next door gave birth to a big fat boy. He said that his nickname is Wang Dabao. He is the big treasure that Dabao sees every day when he sees Dabao tomorrow. He may be pregnant with a second child and have a baby. My daughter has to be called Lafang
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Li, upstairs, Aunt Li and her daughter-in-law scratched the bumper of the building in front of him when she reversed the car, and the two of them had a big fight, and later called the police over, what a big deal son ah no offense at all
[Nearby] Quaking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, have you seen Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, do you think they are very funny hahaha
This is really ha (qu) ha (ni) ha (de).
To say that Mawei Station in the past was an excellent map for the Wicked Man Valley and the Haoqi League to fight and scold. In the recent chat channel, there is a pair of parents and ancestors flying together, with a glass heart sharing the same color as a white lotus. Now it has become a stand-up comic. biggest stage.
Everyone ridiculed that as long as there was a quack talk in Mawei Post, there was no need to refer to father and mother, and the greetings to ancestors could be stopped, and the wicked trumpet would no longer have to worry about being set fire by Haoqi, and the Haoqi trumpet would not need to tab to tab to cut the fire For the goal, just go for the chat.
The unprecedented unity between Evilman's Valley and Haoqi League has been realized here in Guaguaqitan, and even the Xishan Residence Office event Dajianxin has never seen them gearing up so much.
It's annoying him.
To put it simply and bluntly, just croaking about it, and not stopping until Yadu finished the task, the players who unfortunately did the faction quest with him all felt the same way.
[Nearby] Let's go! Stirring Snake: Hey!How can I meet this monster everywhere?
[Nearby] Riding sister who can't be torn apart: I'm going crazy!How could no one shut him up! #anger
[Nearby] Qing Bracelet: #Despise you can choose to block
[Nearby] Elder Sister: #Anger blocks me where to watch [-]!
[Nearby] Let's go! Stirring Snake: Hey!Well... I can't argue this time
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Yadu, you can figure it out #恨想
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: Please accept this evildoer, please, the chat channel is still peaceful
[Guild] Yadu: What's none of my business?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Seriously, how could he transition from a confession to a running account so naturally?I don't care whether he eats Shaxian snacks or braised chicken and rice today!He used to have monkeys giving birth to monkeys every day in the world, and now he just skipped over it, jump!Pass!go!up!
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: I haven't seen him live broadcast the Monkey King yet!He just skipped this part!Do you know how disappointed I am!This is too unreasonable to play cards!You have to take care of Yadu!Whatever you say, let him give birth to a monkey for you!
[Guild] Yadu: #Despise to eat your sweet and sour pork loin
[Guild] Li Changmu: He should be awarded a Perseverance Award just because of his screen swiping speed, Lao Ya, if he is accepted as an apprentice, the focus will be on the technique and equipment, sooner or later he will be a big shot
[Guild] Yadu: He is a big shot now, go to the post bar and have a look, the one with the fastest page turning is the one of [-]
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: You discovered all of this?Yadu, when did you start posting?
【Guild】Fei Liang: Of course it’s because of croaking that I started to hang out, it’s still a question#笑
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
【Nearby】Fei Liang: #哭#哭#喵鸿渡大大 I love you, this time I won’t give birth to monkeys for you, let [吱吱向谈] give birth to you, I just beg you to let me go back to that warm place Collectively, I feel the malice of red names around me
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, I will give you monkeys#kiss#kiss#kiss
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Despise and kick addiction?This week, Feiliang can no longer pick up things after killing pigs
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑可看[-] Who cares about that broken rock?
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
【Nearby】Fei Liang: Can you still play the game well?
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
[Guild] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Didn’t you see that Yadu doesn’t talk to Guagua these days?To say that I have a degree in everything, croaking and talking is obviously a push on the nose
[Guild] Fei Liang: It's so hard to love someone, Yadu ignores him, he thinks that Yadu acquiesced to his behavior, I'm so happy, that's why he changed his mind, I understand!
[Guild] Gua too, you don't understand: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Wait!
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Fei Liang's words are not unreasonable
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑着声声着大死
[Guild] Yadu: #Despise and blame me?
Gua Qi Tan still gives birth to monkeys on various channels, and Ya Du still only talks about him on the gang channel. The lives of the two seem to have no intersection at all, but...
[World] Good brother, let me say: I'm sorry!I go!I don't know what to do!I'm so crazy!I!it turns out!See!Let's talk together with Yadu!In the teahouse!Do the task!
[World] Sister Riding: #I despise me and saw him doing missions in Mawei Station with Yadu, can you calm down a little?It's just a task, and it's not a live broadcast of giving birth to a monkey. As a human being, the most important thing is not to be surprised or frightened?I'll eat it for you#笑
[World] Go and stir up the base snake: Hey!Today's evildoer is truly evildoer!I'm going to have a hot pot!
[World] Harry Potter: It's really scary, I want to eat an apple to calm my shock!
[World] Dancing with Li Feisha: Why... croaking about doing missions with Yadu but not being forced?Is there a problem with my game that the chat history of the recent chat channel cannot be displayed?
[World] What a temperament flower: what's the situation?I have done something outrageous, unreasonable, and shocking. Tell me, tell me, [-] can be reversed again, so happy! #laugh
Just when the world was shocked by today's uncharacteristically non-aggressive chattering, Yadu's gang has exploded.
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Is there something wrong with my screen, I seem to see some strange words#Goodbye
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I think I may not have woken up, I'll go lie down again #谢谢
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Is it so difficult to accept?
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: It's not difficult, but hey!The danger is high!The difficulty of this way is harder than going to the blue sky! #goodbye
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: I think it’s quite the general trend #思想
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: To be honest, I still feel that I am dreaming, how could Yadu just...
[Guild] Li Changmu: It’s just a personal apprentice, calm down, calm down#笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: As long as this personal apprentice is not called croaking, we will be quite calm #谦
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: When I heard these four words, I thought Yadu was drunk and messed up x did something terrible to agree to accept that evildoer as an apprentice
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe
[Guild] Li Changmu: From now on, we will be a family, and the nature of quack is not bad.
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt is enough, who is with his family?
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Sure enough, Li Changmu was behind it
[Guild] Li Changmu: #Despise what kind of word is this?
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: #Contempt should be said to fuel the flames
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Contempt is not much better
Even the people in Lanyanli, who teased Yadu every day for letting him accept this evildoer, would not be able to accept it for a while, let alone the crowd of onlookers in the world.
But how can such a happy thing be hidden (xia) (wo) tuck (yi) (ge)? Of course, I will go to the World Channel to announce it to the public.
[World] Socrates has no bottom: Don’t panic, everyone, the thing is like this...forget it, let’s go downstairs, I’ll go and eat spicy strips to suppress my shock #谢谢
[World] Plato understands fart love: I don't think my ability is enough to take on this important task, so I'd better suppress the shock first, and then go downstairs and continue!
[World] Cut the chicken and cut the chicken: Can you talk about it!Is it interesting to whet your appetite? #anger
[World] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Guagua Qitan was accepted as a direct disciple by Yadu, that's all, let's leave
[World] It's strange that you go first: ... that's all #惊惊
[World] Monk Kuailatuo: ... that's all #惊惊
[World] Green Bracelet: #惊惊#惊惊#惊惊
[World] Are the two young masters disturbing the base: I will eat spicy buns and be shocked #Goodbye
[World] Lord Jun picks up soap: I’m going to eat spicy sticks and I’m shocked #Goodbye
【World】Fire at you: I’ll go eat Baolatiao and be shocked #Goodbye
[World] Qu Xiaosa: I’m going to eat hot buns and I’m shocked #Goodbye
[World] Gua Qi Tan: Thank you for your blessings, I will continue to work hard #笑
[World] Li Changmu: #笑Today we must work hard to give birth to monkeys
[World] Yadu: #Contempt
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu, love life, the landmine of the wrong dream in the west building, meme!
look!This time I got it right!It's not the west building's fault! #doge
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[Team] Quacking talk: Master, why did you suddenly think of accepting me as an apprentice, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, have you been moved by my perseverance and sincerity, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, you were so handsome in Maweiyi with one enemy and three kills without any damage, master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, are you the legendary villain god? I think if it weren't for you, no one would be able to be, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master and those people are all in a bad mood after hearing that I am your apprentice, hahaha isn't it so funny, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, I am digging weeds, picking gold, and all the butchers have reached the full level. I can get everything from the teahouse, and you can tell me what materials you lack, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Shut up!
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
Yadu regretted agreeing to such a request from Li Changmu very much. Now Guguaqitan does not harm the near chat channel. He started directly in the team channel, without stopping for 10 minutes in a row, and each one was longer than the other. Yadu I wish I could crawl to the other side of the screen to get a needle to sew the croaking mouth shut.
Promises are not lightly promised, so I will not fail others; promises are not lightly spoken, so people will not fail me.
The ancients were indeed educated, and they could learn from the past by reviewing every word and sentence. When they agreed to that sentence, they really didn't think so far. They didn't expect Li Changmu to be buried here and wait for him.
Yadu watched a long list of stand-up comics from the team channel, and felt that he had been tricked to the bottom.
This matter has to be traced back to the beginning of freshman year, that's how it is.
As for college, it can be used to get rid of parents to pursue freedom, it can be used to find girls and men to get rid of being single, it can be used to make up for the sleep that has not been full in the past 12 years, anyway, it is not used for studying.
At that time, Yadu had just come out of frustration in the company of Li Changmu, and he was angry and said that he would become a glorious breakaway dog in college. At that time, Yadu, who was in the FFF group, was very middle school. I made such an agreement with Li Changmu: in the future, no matter who gets a boyfriend/girlfriend first, the one who has not left the group will unconditionally agree to one thing.
Looking back now, it is simply the best of black history!We are all adults, can we not be so secondary!What's wrong with making an agreement? Make an agreement on this!Why promise is not good, you have to agree unconditionally!
stupid!shoot!up!
But during that time, the two of them were inseparable from each other, like conjoined twins. The agreement was made, but neither of them thought that there would be a day when it would come true. They didn't take it seriously at all. Hello everyone, hello everyone, so I forgot this agreement by default.
Just because he forgot by default, when Li Changmu appeared in front of Yadu with a girl in his arms, introduced in a serious manner, "This is my girlfriend" and repeated the agreement back then verbatim, Yadu Watanabe's face turned black.His first reaction was not "My heart hurts so much, why does my heart hurt so much that I can't breathe" but "You haven't had any girlfriends for four years in college, and now you're talking about something out of place. Bring your girlfriend to me, do you think I should trust you or bury you."
special!Don't!of!No!real!Reality!Woolen cloth!
If this incident happened a year or so earlier, before Yadu realized that he might be in love with Li Changmu, he might really be able to use his friendship for so many years to play with his old face. Lai Lai Lai Lai.Einstadt said it well: the above assumption does not hold.Now Li Changmu's worth is slowly rising in his heart, even though his face is still so thick, but he has followed Li Changmu for too long, even if he is conflicted in his heart and wishes to be able to play the game the next day. Yadu, who never succumbed to the coercion, still gritted his teeth and agreed.
After all, the other party has a girlfriend, so he must spend a lot of time on her. Although he is Li Changmu's iron (an) brother (lian) (zhe), it doesn't make sense for him to go out with his girlfriend and bring a pair of clothes with him. Writing "faxiao" reads "friend" and understands it as the little tail of "light bulb". I have placed an order, and I really need to find something to distract my attention.
But... croaking is too much of a thing, isn't it?
[Team] Yadu: Not finished yet?
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
[Team] Yadu: ...
[Team] Yadu: Speak!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, can we not play like this next time? It suffocates me, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Can Master not appear twice in one sentence!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, don't you think it's cute to talk like that, Master?
[Team] Yadu: I don’t think so at all
[Team] Quacking: It’s okay, I think it’s fine
[Team] Yadu: ...
[Team] Quacking: I feel like I am dreaming now, the whole world is so unreal, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Because you are in the game now
[Team] Quacking: You can tell bad jokes, Master!Hahahahahaha, it's really cold, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Shut up!
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
Even if Yadu agreed to Li Changmu, "Since it is an unconditional agreement, then accept the five poisons as a personal transmission. Anyway, the pit is empty, and the resources must be optimized. As long as you accept it, he will definitely accept it." The condition of "bye" can only be cheeky and try to accept the other party.
The normal procedure should be: Receive an invitation to accept apprentices → Huh?Someone wants to accept me as an apprentice! →Ask the other person what's going on→Chat chatting →If you don't feel very compatible with your personality, you should think about it again!so!Or: I received an invitation to accept an apprentice → it turned out that xx wanted to accept me as an apprentice, it was too sudden! →Ask about the situation→Ask the other person what's going on→Chat gua la gua la→Great huh→Bye bye!so!But why did it become here when it came to Guaguaqitan: Received an invitation to accept apprentices→bye bye!this!Sample!
Surprised?Questions?What about chatting?The dog ate it? !
And what made Yadu speechless even more was that it was two days after Quack asked him why he accepted him as a disciple. Did you not think about this question at all during this period of time?Should the reflex arc be too long?
[Guild] Guatai, you don't understand love: Yadu, how are you getting along with Xiaoguagua?The world has been a lot quieter recently, and I always feel a little unaccustomed to it #笑
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Seriously, Yadu, are you having fun now?Such a freshman baby was picked up by you for no reason #笑
[Guild] Evilman Valley grocer: I don’t know whether to feel sorry for Yadu or croaking about it #灯珠
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #What’s so distressing about despising quack talk
[Guild] Evilman Valley Grocer: Being tied to a master who is doomed to have no way to fall in love with him, this matter itself is the biggest shortcoming of the pro (qing) pass (yuan) system #灯珠
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Think about it...it seems to be the same reason #灯珠
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Fei Liang: Crow Raven Crossing!Did Guaqitan team up with you?Can I get up close and personal? #laugh
[Guild] Yadu: Enough is enough
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Seriously!I never thought that one day Yadu, who is withdrawn and stinky, would accept a chatty and weird Yibi Guaqitan as his personal apprentice. wen) disease (le) crazy (jian) master-student relationship
[Guild] Yadu: Explain what is withdrawn personality?
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: You can understand that I am praising you for being cool#笑
[Guild] Yadu: What a stinking fart? #despise
[Guild] Sweet and sour tenderloin head: sharp operation, coquettish movement, different from low-level high-players #笑
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: #Contempt, dare you be more dog-legged?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Dare dare! #laugh
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Ya Du, on behalf of Jian San Po Wan [-], I sincerely ask the last question: What kind of feeling do you have after accepting Gua Qi Tan as an apprentice?
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: Got it!
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: At this time, silence is better than sound, which is the most pertinent answer #笑
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: why not take him into the gang? !I don't see the name of the gang on his head
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Watching the excitement is a kind of wisdom, and becoming lively is really mentally handicapped
[Guild] Fei Liang: Isn't it really the master-apprentice version of "I don't like you but I know you like me so I want to hang you up"? #think
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Are you addicted to kicking?Believe it or not!
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑雅渡 likes to become angry every time he is poked in the center
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑saying this, I feel a little distressed, how can I say that people are loving you with a sincere heart
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe!
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑鸿渡 What is the difference between you doing this and those playful scumbags?
[Guild] Yadu: Heh!Ah!
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Forget it, let him wander freely outside for a while #Goodbye
[World] Fei Liang: [Yadou] I love you!Let me in! #cry #cry #cry
[World] Quacking Talk: [Yudu] Master, I love you too#kiss#kiss#kiss
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I never thought he would go to the world
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
The author has something to say: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thanks to Xilou Cuomeng and Zhu Zhu for the landmines, meme!
The update time will be restored to 12:[-] tomorrow. If something happens in the future, we will notify the change time in advance. If it is sudden, we will say it on Weibo, thank you!
☆, 007
The four words of seeing sex and forgetting friends are quite applicable to most people, just like now, after Li Changmu has a girlfriend, these four words are fully reflected in all aspects of his daily life, the most straightforward The most obvious performance is that he used to be like a stranded fish when he left the game for a day, but now he is content without playing the game every day.
Virtue!
Yadu has never been shy about admitting his feelings, and he has a good impression of Li Changmu. He never hides it, and he can even hide it until Li Changmu has faintly noticed it, it's just so magnanimous!
However, when he found out that Li Changmu had a girlfriend, he didn't react much. Perhaps subconsciously, he already understood that Li Changmu was different from him. The other party was destined to marry and have children, but sooner or later The problem.
A little uncomfortable, but also very calm.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I haven't seen Li Changmu these days, why did he go?Plato and I formed a team of [-]!
[Guild] Yadu: I have a girlfriend, I don’t have time to play games
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: true or false?How could a guy like him find a girlfriend?
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Hey hey, what did you say, have you found a girlfriend for being so brave? #despise
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: ...
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Then you have been talking with Guaguaqi these days?
[Guild] Yadu: Why does this sound so awkward?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: I don’t think Yadu is the kind of person who doesn’t team up with others all the time
【Guild】Sweet and Sour
[Guild] Huddle together in front of the red drum: Guagua has gone to the villain, from now on Yadu can't be killed casually, it's hard not to think about bloody storms
[Guild] Haoqi League Charcoal Fire Merchant: Just wait and see
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu and mine who loves life, meme!
☆, 004
[World] Go and stir up the base snake: Hey!After all, this evildoer has entered my Valley of the Great Evil
[World] Is the second young master disturbing the foundation: I will ask emphatically, did she plan to accept the scourge of this Haoqi League for being angry with the crown? #笑
[World] Green Bracelet: I am so strong, I am five to seventy thousand!
[World] Give it a shot: It can be regarded as a change of faction, I will set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate #applause#applause#applause
[World] Socrates has no bottom: Do you want to come to us to help the little poison, you can have close contact with Mr. Duck every day #笑
[World] Guaqiqitan: #Shy and long-distance produce beauty, although my heart is toward Mr. Ya, it is better to keep an appropriate distance
[World] Good brother, let me post: You have already sent someone to the door, and you are still far away?I'm too embarrassed to look at the look on "Distance"'s face #despite
[World] Plato understands fart love: #笑小五话 Do you have a personal master? If you don’t dislike it, just worship me. I will take you to eat and drink spicy food in the future, and you will have endless glory and wealth
[World] Harry Potter: You might as well say that you give one for one, and ask you to be a master and give Yadu as a love affair#谢谢
[World] Yadu: Hehe
There are dozens if not hundreds of players who switch camps every day. Which one is as earth-shattering as Quack Tan?
Simply a talent.
To say that the gossip that people talk about on the World Channel is the headline, then there is no such thing as a hot topic when people talk about people and things. Every day, there are new onlookers who don't know the truth and spend [-] copper begging for [-].
But to be honest, there are different opinions on the behavior of Gua Qi Tan and Ya Du who rush to confess their love. Some people say that it is purely full of food and too busy to catch the eye, and some say it is because of love. There is no distinction between gender, age, and region. Some people say that it is because they are often killed by Yadu in Maweiyi, so they chase them first and then throw them off immediately. The revenge must be so tall to be worthy of the teachings of my Great Five Immortals.
As a result, Yadu's gang channel became lively.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: so which one is it? #笑
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: I bet on the second type, sincerely #笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: But the third one is more interesting. If you hate you, you will chase you, and if you love me, you will get rid of you. Thinking about it makes me feel touched!
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Impossible!Yadu only killed him once at that time, okay?How can there be such a grudge!
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: What if he is a Scorpio#谦
【Guild】Fei Liang: #Despise my big Scorpio who provoked whom?
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Why does no one think it is the first type?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Don't make trouble, the first one is too low-level, there is no room for sublimation
[Guild] Please call me a red scarf: #Despise this kind of behavior, after all, it takes a ghost to sublimate
[Guild] Li Changmu: Which guild are you talking about now?
[Guild] Please call me Red Scarf: I haven’t heard of it
[Guild] Sweet and Sour Tenderloin: It should be a casual person, I just met him in Chengdu, and there is no guild name under his name
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Isn’t it?He made the Haoqi League so popular, didn't he think about finding a big gang to rely on?Aren't you afraid that you won't even be able to enter the map of Mawei Station in the future?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: If so, it's subtle
[Guild] Li Changmu: How do you say it?
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: He is a five-poison in a small blue outfit. He has no skills, no equipment, and no equipment. After doing such a heinous thing, he turns to the Valley of the Evil. One thing is neither to come here to find Yadu, nor to find a backer. What's the point of him doing this?
[Guild] Yadu: It’s just too busy to eat
[Guild] Fei Liang: But I don’t think what he did is so outrageous
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Feiliang: ...
【Guild】Fei Liang: Maybe it caused a certain degree of trouble to Yadu
[Guild] Fei Liang: But he didn't do anything substantive.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Despise How substantive do you want to be?
【Guild】Fei Liang: Human flesh, sent thousands of miles away, etc.
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[World] Fei Liang: I was wrong!Let me go back!Yadu I love you! #cry #cry #cry
The world belongs to the pve party, the copy party, and the [-] party. Anyone who wants to be able to get in is not able to get in. When he sees someone confessing his love to Ya Du with great fanfare, he can't bear it if he lets go of it. Therefore, after a few [-]DMG land reclamation groups posted recruitment advertisements, they immediately expressed their sincerity to Yadu.
[World] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, please leave the monkey to me in the next life! #kiss #kiss #kiss
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Khan hurry up and get Fei Liang back, and he really knows how to embarrass the gang. I thought he was yelling at the friend channel, but I didn’t expect it to go directly to the world channel
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: If you want to talk about croaking, you have come to our guild. The first one to get acquainted with him must be Fei Liang. The two have a long brain circuit.
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Is this a disguised trick for Yadu? #think
[Guild] Yadu: I’m already black and purple, thank you
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑
While everyone was speechless about Fei Liang's behavior on the gang channel, the world channel's caliber was also very unified.During this period of time, thanks to the chatter, there are not many people who don't know the name Yadu. Now that Cheng Yaojin has been killed, everyone said that they are very happy to hear about it.
[World] Qu Xiaosa: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Stupid: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Monk Kuailatuo: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] It's up to you: Are you rushing to give birth to a monkey these days? #despise
[World] Jun Ye picks up soap: Who is Yadu?Why is it so popular?Evil male god?
[World] Dancing with Li Feisha: Quack, I support you!You are the only one who can give birth to monkeys for Mr. Duck!
[World] My good brother came here to post: [Quacking Talk] Didn't succeed yet? !
[Guild] [Fei Liang] joined the guild
【Guild】Fei Liang: Thank you compatriots for the invitation #笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Seriously, the one you love is not Yadu, it’s a joke, it’s the easiest and rudest way to attract his attention
[Guild] Fei Liang: I was kicked out of the gang!Where else can I shout if I don’t go to the world! # panic
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: #惊惊#惊惊#惊惊Can't you shout on the friend channel?
[Guild] Fei Liang: What? !And friends channel? !
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: #goodbye hopeless for the IQ of this gang
******
After turning to the Valley of the Wicked, Guaguaqitan lived more comfortably, and even the air he breathed became fresher.Although after turning around, those nobles who didn't like him in the past will definitely retaliate, and various field maps are popular, dizzy, dizzy, and killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, and killing!
Anyway, he is now a person in the Valley of the Wicked. You can see the map where Yadu is currently located in the friend list. He will go to patrol the mountain himself, and he will use his sense of existence to deceive his friends. Of course he will not go if he does not go. Going to the wild, it's not a professional gifting.
Yadu saw him before and directly hung the debuff without saying a word, but now it’s no longer possible. The same faction has the same dream, and the murderous value will be increased by revenge and killing. If you kill too much, you will have to go to prison to move bricks. It's even worse, you don't kill me and you don't refute me, isn't this accepting me indirectly?
I'm so happy!
Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, do you love me?Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, let me give birth to monkeys for you, okay?Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, I am more rare than you than a rare human head >[-]<
Yadu has nothing to do with him, if he doesn't kill him, he always jumps and jumps, and his head hurts; if he kills him, he still jumps and jumps, and his head hurts even more.This is no longer a question of tobe or nottobe, but a question of why the hell hasn't been killed by the Haoqi League and returned to the world.
Li Changmu was probably the only person in the whole server who saw Yadu's dislike for croaking.
When Yadu doesn't care about someone, he ignores you, hey, you can do it hard, respond to you when you are in a good mood, touch your dog's head and pull a smile without any emotion at you, just like "I Got it, I got it, you did a great job", the official answer.When he is disgusted with a person, he doesn't respond, but when he reaches this point, he will act more extreme. He knows everything you say and do, and he sees it. Men Qing, but if you don't react, you will It's under his nose, but he still treats you like air, and doesn't pay attention to you.
Exasperating!
In the past, Yadu even killed a croaky talk to express his disapproval of what he did, but now he completely allows the other party to confess from all angles and angles, and ignores it.
I don’t know if it’s because of bad taste, but the more Yadu is like this, the more Li Changmu wants to see what kind of sparks will be created between him and the quack who is working tirelessly to get Yadu’s response. Of course, Yadu will occasionally I feel speechless about Li Changmu's vicious taste, but there is no way, he is the person I like, even if I don't agree with him, I still follow him, I can say what I like, if I hate it, I still hate it, it's all right.
However, a thing that Yadu didn't expect is happening slowly and quickly, which directly leads to a change in the future life trajectory of the two of them.
As for the promoter, needless to say, it was Li Changmu.
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu, Gu Liang, who loves to sleep, for mine, meme!
Fixed update at [-] noon, seriously #doge
☆, 005
Quacking, as the name suggests, is very noisy, especially when Yadu is present, there is no room for others to intervene, and one has to wonder how fast his hand speed is in order to be able to connect a sentence It took so little time to utter those words in one sentence.
Not scientific!
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, the weather here is very good today, the sun is shining white, but it is a bit hot
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, the beef noodle shop downstairs gave me three and a half yuan more beef, and on weekdays he would give me four yuan, but today I counted it, and it was as much as seven and a half yuan!
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Wang, the son of Uncle Wang next door gave birth to a big fat boy. He said that his nickname is Wang Dabao. He is the big treasure that Dabao sees every day when he sees Dabao tomorrow. He may be pregnant with a second child and have a baby. My daughter has to be called Lafang
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Li, upstairs, Aunt Li and her daughter-in-law scratched the bumper of the building in front of him when she reversed the car, and the two of them had a big fight, and later called the police over, what a big deal son ah no offense at all
[Nearby] Quaking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, have you seen Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, do you think they are very funny hahaha
This is really ha (qu) ha (ni) ha (de).
To say that Mawei Station in the past was an excellent map for the Wicked Man Valley and the Haoqi League to fight and scold. In the recent chat channel, there is a pair of parents and ancestors flying together, with a glass heart sharing the same color as a white lotus. Now it has become a stand-up comic. biggest stage.
Everyone ridiculed that as long as there was a quack talk in Mawei Post, there was no need to refer to father and mother, and the greetings to ancestors could be stopped, and the wicked trumpet would no longer have to worry about being set fire by Haoqi, and the Haoqi trumpet would not need to tab to tab to cut the fire For the goal, just go for the chat.
The unprecedented unity between Evilman's Valley and Haoqi League has been realized here in Guaguaqitan, and even the Xishan Residence Office event Dajianxin has never seen them gearing up so much.
It's annoying him.
To put it simply and bluntly, just croaking about it, and not stopping until Yadu finished the task, the players who unfortunately did the faction quest with him all felt the same way.
[Nearby] Let's go! Stirring Snake: Hey!How can I meet this monster everywhere?
[Nearby] Riding sister who can't be torn apart: I'm going crazy!How could no one shut him up! #anger
[Nearby] Qing Bracelet: #Despise you can choose to block
[Nearby] Elder Sister: #Anger blocks me where to watch [-]!
[Nearby] Let's go! Stirring Snake: Hey!Well... I can't argue this time
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Yadu, you can figure it out #恨想
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: Please accept this evildoer, please, the chat channel is still peaceful
[Guild] Yadu: What's none of my business?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Seriously, how could he transition from a confession to a running account so naturally?I don't care whether he eats Shaxian snacks or braised chicken and rice today!He used to have monkeys giving birth to monkeys every day in the world, and now he just skipped over it, jump!Pass!go!up!
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: I haven't seen him live broadcast the Monkey King yet!He just skipped this part!Do you know how disappointed I am!This is too unreasonable to play cards!You have to take care of Yadu!Whatever you say, let him give birth to a monkey for you!
[Guild] Yadu: #Despise to eat your sweet and sour pork loin
[Guild] Li Changmu: He should be awarded a Perseverance Award just because of his screen swiping speed, Lao Ya, if he is accepted as an apprentice, the focus will be on the technique and equipment, sooner or later he will be a big shot
[Guild] Yadu: He is a big shot now, go to the post bar and have a look, the one with the fastest page turning is the one of [-]
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: You discovered all of this?Yadu, when did you start posting?
【Guild】Fei Liang: Of course it’s because of croaking that I started to hang out, it’s still a question#笑
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
【Nearby】Fei Liang: #哭#哭#喵鸿渡大大 I love you, this time I won’t give birth to monkeys for you, let [吱吱向谈] give birth to you, I just beg you to let me go back to that warm place Collectively, I feel the malice of red names around me
[Nearby] Quacking talk: Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck, I will give you monkeys#kiss#kiss#kiss
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Despise and kick addiction?This week, Feiliang can no longer pick up things after killing pigs
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑可看[-] Who cares about that broken rock?
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
【Nearby】Fei Liang: Can you still play the game well?
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
[Guild] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Didn’t you see that Yadu doesn’t talk to Guagua these days?To say that I have a degree in everything, croaking and talking is obviously a push on the nose
[Guild] Fei Liang: It's so hard to love someone, Yadu ignores him, he thinks that Yadu acquiesced to his behavior, I'm so happy, that's why he changed his mind, I understand!
[Guild] Gua too, you don't understand: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Wait!
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Fei Liang's words are not unreasonable
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑着声声着大死
[Guild] Yadu: #Despise and blame me?
Gua Qi Tan still gives birth to monkeys on various channels, and Ya Du still only talks about him on the gang channel. The lives of the two seem to have no intersection at all, but...
[World] Good brother, let me say: I'm sorry!I go!I don't know what to do!I'm so crazy!I!it turns out!See!Let's talk together with Yadu!In the teahouse!Do the task!
[World] Sister Riding: #I despise me and saw him doing missions in Mawei Station with Yadu, can you calm down a little?It's just a task, and it's not a live broadcast of giving birth to a monkey. As a human being, the most important thing is not to be surprised or frightened?I'll eat it for you#笑
[World] Go and stir up the base snake: Hey!Today's evildoer is truly evildoer!I'm going to have a hot pot!
[World] Harry Potter: It's really scary, I want to eat an apple to calm my shock!
[World] Dancing with Li Feisha: Why... croaking about doing missions with Yadu but not being forced?Is there a problem with my game that the chat history of the recent chat channel cannot be displayed?
[World] What a temperament flower: what's the situation?I have done something outrageous, unreasonable, and shocking. Tell me, tell me, [-] can be reversed again, so happy! #laugh
Just when the world was shocked by today's uncharacteristically non-aggressive chattering, Yadu's gang has exploded.
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Is there something wrong with my screen, I seem to see some strange words#Goodbye
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I think I may not have woken up, I'll go lie down again #谢谢
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Is it so difficult to accept?
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: It's not difficult, but hey!The danger is high!The difficulty of this way is harder than going to the blue sky! #goodbye
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: I think it’s quite the general trend #思想
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: To be honest, I still feel that I am dreaming, how could Yadu just...
[Guild] Li Changmu: It’s just a personal apprentice, calm down, calm down#笑
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: As long as this personal apprentice is not called croaking, we will be quite calm #谦
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: When I heard these four words, I thought Yadu was drunk and messed up x did something terrible to agree to accept that evildoer as an apprentice
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe
[Guild] Li Changmu: From now on, we will be a family, and the nature of quack is not bad.
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt is enough, who is with his family?
[Guild] Li Changmu: #笑
[Guild] Grocer in the Valley of the Wicked: Sure enough, Li Changmu was behind it
[Guild] Li Changmu: #Despise what kind of word is this?
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: #Contempt should be said to fuel the flames
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #Contempt is not much better
Even the people in Lanyanli, who teased Yadu every day for letting him accept this evildoer, would not be able to accept it for a while, let alone the crowd of onlookers in the world.
But how can such a happy thing be hidden (xia) (wo) tuck (yi) (ge)? Of course, I will go to the World Channel to announce it to the public.
[World] Socrates has no bottom: Don’t panic, everyone, the thing is like this...forget it, let’s go downstairs, I’ll go and eat spicy strips to suppress my shock #谢谢
[World] Plato understands fart love: I don't think my ability is enough to take on this important task, so I'd better suppress the shock first, and then go downstairs and continue!
[World] Cut the chicken and cut the chicken: Can you talk about it!Is it interesting to whet your appetite? #anger
[World] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Guagua Qitan was accepted as a direct disciple by Yadu, that's all, let's leave
[World] It's strange that you go first: ... that's all #惊惊
[World] Monk Kuailatuo: ... that's all #惊惊
[World] Green Bracelet: #惊惊#惊惊#惊惊
[World] Are the two young masters disturbing the base: I will eat spicy buns and be shocked #Goodbye
[World] Lord Jun picks up soap: I’m going to eat spicy sticks and I’m shocked #Goodbye
【World】Fire at you: I’ll go eat Baolatiao and be shocked #Goodbye
[World] Qu Xiaosa: I’m going to eat hot buns and I’m shocked #Goodbye
[World] Gua Qi Tan: Thank you for your blessings, I will continue to work hard #笑
[World] Li Changmu: #笑Today we must work hard to give birth to monkeys
[World] Yadu: #Contempt
The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Zhu, love life, the landmine of the wrong dream in the west building, meme!
look!This time I got it right!It's not the west building's fault! #doge
☆, 006
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, why did you suddenly think of accepting me as an apprentice, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, have you been moved by my perseverance and sincerity, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, you were so handsome in Maweiyi with one enemy and three kills without any damage, master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, are you the legendary villain god? I think if it weren't for you, no one would be able to be, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master and those people are all in a bad mood after hearing that I am your apprentice, hahaha isn't it so funny, Master!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, I am digging weeds, picking gold, and all the butchers have reached the full level. I can get everything from the teahouse, and you can tell me what materials you lack, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Shut up!
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
Yadu regretted agreeing to such a request from Li Changmu very much. Now Guguaqitan does not harm the near chat channel. He started directly in the team channel, without stopping for 10 minutes in a row, and each one was longer than the other. Yadu I wish I could crawl to the other side of the screen to get a needle to sew the croaking mouth shut.
Promises are not lightly promised, so I will not fail others; promises are not lightly spoken, so people will not fail me.
The ancients were indeed educated, and they could learn from the past by reviewing every word and sentence. When they agreed to that sentence, they really didn't think so far. They didn't expect Li Changmu to be buried here and wait for him.
Yadu watched a long list of stand-up comics from the team channel, and felt that he had been tricked to the bottom.
This matter has to be traced back to the beginning of freshman year, that's how it is.
As for college, it can be used to get rid of parents to pursue freedom, it can be used to find girls and men to get rid of being single, it can be used to make up for the sleep that has not been full in the past 12 years, anyway, it is not used for studying.
At that time, Yadu had just come out of frustration in the company of Li Changmu, and he was angry and said that he would become a glorious breakaway dog in college. At that time, Yadu, who was in the FFF group, was very middle school. I made such an agreement with Li Changmu: in the future, no matter who gets a boyfriend/girlfriend first, the one who has not left the group will unconditionally agree to one thing.
Looking back now, it is simply the best of black history!We are all adults, can we not be so secondary!What's wrong with making an agreement? Make an agreement on this!Why promise is not good, you have to agree unconditionally!
stupid!shoot!up!
But during that time, the two of them were inseparable from each other, like conjoined twins. The agreement was made, but neither of them thought that there would be a day when it would come true. They didn't take it seriously at all. Hello everyone, hello everyone, so I forgot this agreement by default.
Just because he forgot by default, when Li Changmu appeared in front of Yadu with a girl in his arms, introduced in a serious manner, "This is my girlfriend" and repeated the agreement back then verbatim, Yadu Watanabe's face turned black.His first reaction was not "My heart hurts so much, why does my heart hurt so much that I can't breathe" but "You haven't had any girlfriends for four years in college, and now you're talking about something out of place. Bring your girlfriend to me, do you think I should trust you or bury you."
special!Don't!of!No!real!Reality!Woolen cloth!
If this incident happened a year or so earlier, before Yadu realized that he might be in love with Li Changmu, he might really be able to use his friendship for so many years to play with his old face. Lai Lai Lai Lai.Einstadt said it well: the above assumption does not hold.Now Li Changmu's worth is slowly rising in his heart, even though his face is still so thick, but he has followed Li Changmu for too long, even if he is conflicted in his heart and wishes to be able to play the game the next day. Yadu, who never succumbed to the coercion, still gritted his teeth and agreed.
After all, the other party has a girlfriend, so he must spend a lot of time on her. Although he is Li Changmu's iron (an) brother (lian) (zhe), it doesn't make sense for him to go out with his girlfriend and bring a pair of clothes with him. Writing "faxiao" reads "friend" and understands it as the little tail of "light bulb". I have placed an order, and I really need to find something to distract my attention.
But... croaking is too much of a thing, isn't it?
[Team] Yadu: Not finished yet?
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
[Team] Yadu: ...
[Team] Yadu: Speak!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, can we not play like this next time? It suffocates me, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Can Master not appear twice in one sentence!
[Team] Quacking talk: Master, don't you think it's cute to talk like that, Master?
[Team] Yadu: I don’t think so at all
[Team] Quacking: It’s okay, I think it’s fine
[Team] Yadu: ...
[Team] Quacking: I feel like I am dreaming now, the whole world is so unreal, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Because you are in the game now
[Team] Quacking: You can tell bad jokes, Master!Hahahahahaha, it's really cold, Master!
[Team] Yadu: Shut up!
【Team】Quack Talk: OxO
Even if Yadu agreed to Li Changmu, "Since it is an unconditional agreement, then accept the five poisons as a personal transmission. Anyway, the pit is empty, and the resources must be optimized. As long as you accept it, he will definitely accept it." The condition of "bye" can only be cheeky and try to accept the other party.
The normal procedure should be: Receive an invitation to accept apprentices → Huh?Someone wants to accept me as an apprentice! →Ask the other person what's going on→Chat chatting →If you don't feel very compatible with your personality, you should think about it again!so!Or: I received an invitation to accept an apprentice → it turned out that xx wanted to accept me as an apprentice, it was too sudden! →Ask about the situation→Ask the other person what's going on→Chat gua la gua la→Great huh→Bye bye!so!But why did it become here when it came to Guaguaqitan: Received an invitation to accept apprentices→bye bye!this!Sample!
Surprised?Questions?What about chatting?The dog ate it? !
And what made Yadu speechless even more was that it was two days after Quack asked him why he accepted him as a disciple. Did you not think about this question at all during this period of time?Should the reflex arc be too long?
[Guild] Guatai, you don't understand love: Yadu, how are you getting along with Xiaoguagua?The world has been a lot quieter recently, and I always feel a little unaccustomed to it #笑
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Seriously, Yadu, are you having fun now?Such a freshman baby was picked up by you for no reason #笑
[Guild] Evilman Valley grocer: I don’t know whether to feel sorry for Yadu or croaking about it #灯珠
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: #What’s so distressing about despising quack talk
[Guild] Evilman Valley Grocer: Being tied to a master who is doomed to have no way to fall in love with him, this matter itself is the biggest shortcoming of the pro (qing) pass (yuan) system #灯珠
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Think about it...it seems to be the same reason #灯珠
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Fei Liang: Crow Raven Crossing!Did Guaqitan team up with you?Can I get up close and personal? #laugh
[Guild] Yadu: Enough is enough
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Seriously!I never thought that one day Yadu, who is withdrawn and stinky, would accept a chatty and weird Yibi Guaqitan as his personal apprentice. wen) disease (le) crazy (jian) master-student relationship
[Guild] Yadu: Explain what is withdrawn personality?
【Guild】Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: You can understand that I am praising you for being cool#笑
[Guild] Yadu: What a stinking fart? #despise
[Guild] Sweet and sour tenderloin head: sharp operation, coquettish movement, different from low-level high-players #笑
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: #Contempt, dare you be more dog-legged?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: Dare dare! #laugh
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: Ya Du, on behalf of Jian San Po Wan [-], I sincerely ask the last question: What kind of feeling do you have after accepting Gua Qi Tan as an apprentice?
[Guild] Yadu: ...
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: Got it!
[Guild] Plato understands fart love: At this time, silence is better than sound, which is the most pertinent answer #笑
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: why not take him into the gang? !I don't see the name of the gang on his head
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Watching the excitement is a kind of wisdom, and becoming lively is really mentally handicapped
[Guild] Fei Liang: Isn't it really the master-apprentice version of "I don't like you but I know you like me so I want to hang you up"? #think
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Are you addicted to kicking?Believe it or not!
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was invited to join the guild
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑雅渡 likes to become angry every time he is poked in the center
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑saying this, I feel a little distressed, how can I say that people are loving you with a sincere heart
[Guild] Yadu: Hehe!
【Guild】Fei Liang: #笑鸿渡 What is the difference between you doing this and those playful scumbags?
[Guild] Yadu: Heh!Ah!
[Guild] [Fei Liang] was kicked out of the guild
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Forget it, let him wander freely outside for a while #Goodbye
[World] Fei Liang: [Yadou] I love you!Let me in! #cry #cry #cry
[World] Quacking Talk: [Yudu] Master, I love you too#kiss#kiss#kiss
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: ...
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I never thought he would go to the world
[Guild] Yadu: #Contempt
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☆, 007
The four words of seeing sex and forgetting friends are quite applicable to most people, just like now, after Li Changmu has a girlfriend, these four words are fully reflected in all aspects of his daily life, the most straightforward The most obvious performance is that he used to be like a stranded fish when he left the game for a day, but now he is content without playing the game every day.
Virtue!
Yadu has never been shy about admitting his feelings, and he has a good impression of Li Changmu. He never hides it, and he can even hide it until Li Changmu has faintly noticed it, it's just so magnanimous!
However, when he found out that Li Changmu had a girlfriend, he didn't react much. Perhaps subconsciously, he already understood that Li Changmu was different from him. The other party was destined to marry and have children, but sooner or later The problem.
A little uncomfortable, but also very calm.
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: I haven't seen Li Changmu these days, why did he go?Plato and I formed a team of [-]!
[Guild] Yadu: I have a girlfriend, I don’t have time to play games
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: true or false?How could a guy like him find a girlfriend?
[Guild] Socrates has no bottom: Hey hey, what did you say, have you found a girlfriend for being so brave? #despise
[Guild] Plato knows fart love: ...
[Guild] Bloodthirsty Hunter: Then you have been talking with Guaguaqi these days?
[Guild] Yadu: Why does this sound so awkward?
[Guild] Sweet and sour pork tenderloin: I don’t think Yadu is the kind of person who doesn’t team up with others all the time
【Guild】Sweet and Sour
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