[Transmigration Book] The male protagonist never comes

barrel.

Carved wooden barrel.

A carved wooden barrel scattered with red petals.

The face of a beautiful woman with her head bowed is imprinted in the shadow of the clear water, her twinkling peach eyes are lazily closed, she seems to have fallen asleep, her immature face has a kind of introverted elegance, and the water gently caresses the undeveloped fair skin on her chest .

The wind blows the petals and a wave of fragrance surges, the silver-blue four-leaf birthmark on the forehead is slightly jade-like, and the brows and eyes are wrinkled instantly.

The beauty opened her eyes, and jumped out of the carved wooden barrel with rough movements, leaving water marks all over the ground, her eyes as if peach blossoms had fallen were full of anger.

Damn it, when he woke up, he turned into an ancient man in the world of cultivating immortals, which already made him curse blood.

In the end, he even lost his own brother. He originally planned to be a celibate female nun, but who knew that he would take such a sissy flower bath, let him do these things like a pure man, and a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, so fucking Do evil!

Hearing the noise inside, the maid who had been guarding outside hastily stepped into the inner room and said tentatively: "Master, I will wait for you to dress!"

For some reason, in the past two months, the master seems to have gradually become extremely reluctant to interact with people, sometimes even her.

Chen Shen, who accidentally pulled her hair and grinned in pain, couldn't help but panic when she heard the inquiry outside, and hurriedly stopped her: "No need!"

Ning Shao paused, and obediently returned to the door to continue guarding.

Putting down the towel to wipe his hair, he didn't hear the footsteps again, and his tense nerves relaxed for an instant.

He is a parallel importer with a man's heart wrapped in a girl's skin. No matter how he pretends to be, he will inadvertently leak his feet. He can only try not to get in touch with people who are familiar with him, so this little girl is forced to take the high-cold route .

After Chen Shen had settled himself and sat sideways on the bed, flipping through a book about cultivation in his hand, and covering his lap with the little pink quilt that made him vomit blood, Ning Shao carried the cloth into the inner room.

"Master, although we are cultivators and don't pay as much attention to ordinary things as ordinary people, as female cultivators, female celebrities still have to dabble."

As he spoke, he was about to stuff the needle and thread into Chen Shen's hands, but Chen Shen dodged subconsciously.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Ning Shao asked suspiciously.

Didn't the master really want to try it before?

Chen Shen's evasive movement froze, he stretched out his hand stiffly to take the needle and thread, and the corners of his mouth twitched imperceptibly.

When Ning Shao saw him take it, the doubts in his eyes gradually dissipated, and his tense body was regarded as the nervousness of a beginner, so she happily told him the story of the boudoir.

"Don't worry, we female nuns only need to learn to do some simple tasks..."

Chen Shen thought about it for a while, and if he lived alone, he would be able to stitch stitches, so there shouldn't be any problem.

"As long as you can make clothes..."

Making clothes, he couldn't help but fantasize about his 180cm tall man twisting the hair-like embroidery needles, the gaudy red peonies on the fabric in his left hand are lifelike, and the upturned orchid finger in his right hand pokes down...

I fucked it up, Chen Shen swallowed the blood gushing up.

Ning Shao seemed to see the ugly face of the master, and asked suspiciously: "Master, don't you like it?"

"Um……"

Ning Shao looked at Chen Shen in surprise, a little hesitant to speak.

Chen Shen pretended to casually throw aside the hot needle and thread, took the book and opened it, then raised his eyes and gave her a sideways look: "What's the matter?"

Gao Leng Fan Lixian.

Seeing that his expression was not worried, Ning Shao tentatively said, "I just feel that the master has been a little... weird recently."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head, not daring to look at the master nervously, and would be punished for privately commenting on the master's rights and wrongs.

When Chen Shen heard this, he was startled, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back. He was still aware that something was wrong. There is a saying here, and the consequence of a big change in personality is most likely to be regarded as a It is the old monster who failed to cross the tribulation to get rid of.

Wiping the cold sweat off his forehead secretly, Chen Shen thought about keeping his words short: "As we get older, some things just..."

There was just the right amount of embarrassment on his face, his hands tugged at the corners of his clothes helplessly, and his eyebrows were furrowed to indicate "you understand".

However, Ning Shao was mesmerized by the scenery in front of her. The beauty's face was like a bright moon, her brows and eyes were a bit shy in the past, and her peach blossom eyes unconsciously shone with charming waves.

When she came to her senses, she immediately responded with a comprehensible smile of "I understand", and she couldn't help admiring the master's beauty: "Master, it's no wonder the master arranged you in the most remote yard, it's so beautiful heart."

As for the future No. [-] beauty in cultivation, can she not be beautiful? Chen Shen rolled his eyes in his heart, but his face was expressionless and cold.

Within a few days after Chen Shen arrived, he discovered that the world here was basically the setting of that novel. Ning Shao was as loyal and loyal as described in the original text, and his current identity was Xia Liushang, the daughter of a good friend of the head of the Cangwu Sect. The famous ice beauty in the book, cherishes words like gold.

Xia Liushang is a fish that slipped through the protagonist's harem for no other reason. At that time, Jiang Kuicong's girlfriend accused him of not being true love because he took a peek at a beautiful woman who was winking at passers-by on the street.

In fact, it was just that his eyes were naturally slanted, and he couldn't tell if he didn't look carefully, but how could he tell the truth about this matter, otherwise he might just turn from anger to PASS.

Later, this funny man had an idea, in order to prove that he was true love, he chose the number one beauty in cultivation from the protagonist's harem.

The reason why Doubi is the most anticipated Doubi is naturally because of the tall No. [-] neural circuits.

Being able to successfully connect with Doubi's peculiar neural circuits, that girl is naturally not a simple person, and she was so moved that she burst into tears right away, yes, you read that right, this is not just an exaggeration, the girl uses special skills to flood Jinshan, and two high-pressure tubes The water gun shot straight at the crowd. After being martyred by the sheets and clothes, Doubi secretly took the mop and tore off the strips and handed them to the girl. Holding up the cloth strip and sniffing it, he asked, "Why does it smell like alcohol?"

The damp mop that hadn't been touched for a week had automatically fermented inside, and everyone saw that the tragedy hadn't happened yet and was about to explain it out loud.

Just listen to Doubi said indifferently: "How can I be willing to use it for you if it hasn't been sterilized!"

The girl smiled sweetly and shyly, and everyone didn't react from the funny face for a moment, and watched the beautiful girl's face covered with cloth.

Seeing that the drama has already happened, there is no need to tell the tragic truth, so they decided to tell a white lie, but the scene in front of them has seriously hurt their fantasies about women, so they all chose Urine escaped and fled, leaving Doubi with the back of "brothers must resist".

It's only because the pictures were broken back then, now Chen Shen wished he could confess that girl to worship him, that girl absolutely loved him.

Otherwise, let him be someone's wife, hehe, have you ever seen the spectacle of a daughter-in-law running all over the mountain with Han paper on her back?

Ning Shao saw that Chen Shen was staring intently at the book in his hand, his obsidian pupils looked very serious under the candlelight, his white fingers were caressing the pages of the book, his sandalwood hair was falling vertically like a curtain of waterfall, and the tails of the splashed tails washed the children He stretched out his hand and scratched the flax-colored paper.

The single spiritual root of the wood system is so dedicated to cultivation, no wonder Qi Yuan's daughter lives up to her father's talent, she couldn't bear to disturb such a peaceful scenery, so she couldn't help but lower her voice: "Master, please rest up Slave will retire first?"

Ning Shao's cautious voice awakened his thoughts of somersaulting clouds thousands of miles away. Chen Shen didn't turn his head, and relaxed his unconsciously stiff body by turning the pages of the book.

It wasn't until Chen Shen's soft promise was mixed with the rustling of the pages, that Ning Shao bowed, turned and left respectfully.

After making sure that the last trace of strangeness in the room had dissipated, Chen Shen really relaxed, leaning against the head of the bed with a comfortable arc on his back, and calmed down to read the books on cultivation.

In fact, these days since he came here, he has been thinking about finding a way to go back all the time, secretly suffocating in the smelly bath water, and trying to strangle his neck with a belt, but every time he rolls his eyes and wakes up, the **** is still In the boudoir of the girl's house.

In the case of always being fruitless, we can only put our hope on the hero of the original text, Wen Ye, not only because Wen Ye is the most awesome character in this world, but also because he has a magic weapon "Pot of Enthusiasm" that can travel through time.

If the time was turned back to before the time travel, he would not go out that day even if he was killed, and the current bad things would not happen.

It's just that the top priority now is to practice carefully, to hide yourself so as not to be caught.

If he didn't raise his cultivation level to the original level and be suspected by others, he would still be killed.

The continuous green of Cangwu Mountain was cut into fragments by the dark human head, and the morning glow in the sky was frightened as soon as it appeared, and finally the red body covered the eastern sky.

The bustling crowd was like a pot of boiling water, and the heat in the words steamed everyone's faces flushed.

"Junior Brother Susha's fortune is really good. He has only been in the mountain for a year, and now he encounters a trial in the secret realm that opens every ten years! Maybe you can find a great opportunity in it..."

"Senior brother is joking again, I need senior brother to take care of me inside!" The little disciple in the orange Taoist uniform heard the ridicule of senior brother Huangshan, his eyes became brighter, but he still knew that his role was to be a green leaf for those talented geniuses of.

However, he is already satisfied to be able to see the secret realm that the cultivation world is flocking to, not to mention meeting Uncle Xia who has reached the ninth level of Qi Refining at the age of nine.

Seeing the adoring gaze that suddenly appeared in the eyes of the younger brother, the senior brother Huangshan slapped the bulging bun bun, and said unceremoniously: "Do you want to see Uncle Xia? I can only glance at it in the crowd!"

The orange figure was staggered and almost knocked his head on the bluestone on the side of the road. When will the senior brother's habit of patting people's heads be changed? Although he lived in the boring mountains for years, he thought he was gently touching the toilet Everyone secretly expressed their love for the disciple's terrible incident in the depths of the latrine, but I don't know how to restrain the disciple whose cultivation base is still weak!

He barely managed to stabilize his body before he realized that he was being stabbed in the center of his mind. The bun face of the same attribute of Baozitou Junior Brother instantly shrunk into a ball, turned red into a honey pomelo color, and his hands, which still looked like baby fat, were at a loss, faltering in his mouth He said: "I just want to see Senior Sister Xia, and all the juniors want to see too!"

Hearing his lack of confidence in his defense, Senior Brother Huang Shan smiled and did not answer, and turned to greet another acquaintance.

Junior Brother Baozitou secretly heaved a sigh of relief, retracted his feigned imposing chest, and began to look like a monkey in the crowd, looking for his idol.

He fell asleep unconsciously while reading a book last night. Although his biological clock made him wake up on time, he was still mentally exhausted like a wilted eggplant.

Thinking about today's day when the red flag was fluttering, Chen Shen took advantage of Ning Shao's inattention and made a silky movement, vigorously rubbing his wrinkled forehead, trying to cheer up to participate in the secret trial.

It took a year for the protagonist to be accepted as a disciple by the head of the sect. Now the protagonist should still be dusted in a small mountain village, but it has been too long and he has forgotten the name and exact location of that mountain village, otherwise he would have rushed to take the protagonist over. To be a junior, the early growth of the protagonist means that he will return home soon!

Thinking of this, he doesn't care much about this trial, he has only one goal, to wait for the protagonist peacefully!

Walking on the way to the back mountain, Chen Shen used the ultimate skill he had learned in fighting wits and courage with the BOSS at work, and walked slowly all the way with those peach blossom eyes open, but his consciousness fell asleep like a soul out of his body.