[Transmigration Book] The male protagonist never comes

The two bid farewell to him at a fork in front, and a row of low country mud houses could be vaguely seen in front of him. The farmer waved his hand and drove the car to the left, heading towards his plain happiness.

Liu Shu looked at the man with swollen eyeballs soaked in water, felt sympathy for the first time in his heart, took out five taels of silver from his bosom by accident, and cast a spell to throw it in from the open-air car shed. It was hitting another piece of silver in the bag of rice.

There was a bang, a thin sound that the human ear could not catch, like a sigh in an impartial fate.

The two followed the directions in the farmer's gossip, turned around a small path planted with a row of low willow trees, and came out of the dilapidated alley. There were three golden gates of Lingjun City on the majestic and majestic gate in front of them. The big characters made passers-by dizzy.

On both sides of the city gate stood the gods and generals in golden armor, the shiny golden belt on Xiaoman's waist, and the eye-catching jade on the brocade plate buckle, which is enough to show the height of the whole city.

A poor and hungry pickpocket tiptoed around the city gate, and saw that all the gatekeepers looked fierce and their men were vicious.

Swallowing hard at the bejeweled clothes, the black and thin hands that were about to commit the crime shrank back tremblingly, tightened the cloth around his waist, and went to wait in front of the good man's door in the city without looking back. alms.

Unexpectedly, a sleeve blocked the way on the way, and he was running fast under his feet, but when he saw the sleeve made of good fabric, he thought of the price of compensation for soiling, left foot mixed with right foot, and he slipped and stopped.

Chen Shen wanted to help him up, but he flinched away, as if his own touch was something extremely frightening to him.

Looking at the other party's dark face, Chen Shen took out something from the storage bag, and sure enough, he saw those frightened eyes, shining brighter than the blinding gold letters at the gate of the city.

Chen Shen's hand holding up the silver was so hot from the eyes, if possible, this hand would probably blush and heartbeat, expressing his strong sense of sight.

He coughed softly, waved the silver in front of the hungry wolf's green eyes, and said, "Show me the way to the palace, and the silver will be yours."

Not only the eyeballs, but the head with the eyeballs swayed from side to side with the silver, like a ball stuck to the silver.

He boasted in his mouth: "Hey, you two have found the right person. I am black and thin, but I am a real person from the imperial city. I grew up eating the soil in the imperial city and drinking the snow water in the sky of the imperial city." , if you say that you are familiar with it, who can compare to me..."

Liu Shu frowned, interrupting his bragging, who in the imperial city didn't know where the imperial palace was: "Don't talk nonsense, there is not a single coin!"

Hei Shouzhang stared at the eyeballs that hadn't been removed from the silver, and wanted to grab the hand that took the silver with his hands in a panic, but he didn't dare, so he had to spit out beans from a bamboo tube: "The imperial city is from the left." Turning to Linlang Lane, it is a busy city that can be seen at a glance, and then go around through the South Alley, oh, it is even more recognizable there, the tall sedan chairs are so imposing and tight.”,

He pretended to be mysterious and winked at the two of them again, and his voice was lowered as if to be unsightly and hoarse: "I heard that the prince and the new top scholar live there, tsk tsk, the people there are drinking gold and eating silver. Banquets, untouchables like us are not allowed to enter."

There was a look of jealousy in his squinted eyes, and then he opened them and yelled viciously at the ground: "Hmph, please go, grandpa, and grandpa won't go either! I walked past that green stone, touched those red, green, and green stones. If you walk along the wall, you can see the gate of the palace, so don’t run away!”

Just as Chen Shen was about to hand him the money, he stomped his feet on the ground, slapped his thin thighs, and raised a few withered dog hairs, which were a gift from sleeping with wild dogs in the ruined temple.

Seeing his suddenly enlightened and earth-shattering appearance, both of them stood there in a daze waiting for his next words.

He also seemed to realize that his reaction was a bit exaggerated, and he spoke in a softer voice: "My mother who died early dragged her body to give birth to me in the ditch of the palace wall. Please show me the way!"

Seeing the flattering look on his face, Chen Shen almost kicked this kid in the ass.

With a dark face, Liu Shu threw the silver in his senior brother's hand to Hei Shouzhang. He took it as if he took the life-saving thing with great care, stuffed it into his mouth and bit out a few marks.

Wiping the saliva off his forehead with his hand, he didn't even say thank you, looked around with his small eyes, and when he saw no one, he quickly put the money in his pocket, and ran away as if he was afraid that the willow tree would regret it.

The dirty and tattered clothes have the style of night clothes, and the black figure is like a running shadow, ignored by the people passing by, trampled by hasty footsteps, but it is real in the corner of the back of the colorful city alley. in existence.

The hustle and bustle in the downtown area is all for profit. The juggling monkeys performed on the stage to watch the house. A pot of tea was picked out from the shed next to it. There was a kid with pigtails fanning the stove below. It is hard to imagine that the dilapidated little hut It was not cleared by the city management of the imperial city to the ruined temple in the south of the city.

On the contrary, he looks like a grandpa with a prosperous business, but there are quite a few people holding his stinky feet in front of the door, all of them are bright and decently dressed, I guess their own toilets are taller than this, but everyone is obviously fascinated by the indistinct uniqueness The fragrance of tea seduces the greedy soul and refuses to leave.

This tea is also strange, the same tea leaves at the foot of the imperial city, and the spring water in the belly of the imperial city, after this simple process, a pot of tea is brewed and the people swallow it.

Chen Shen's eyes lit up, and he saw that this tea was the most famous national product in Lingjun City.

Liu Shu obediently volunteered to join the stinky foot brigade, while Chen Shen took a leisurely stroll around other places.

Hey, there seems to be something wrong. When he was with Gu Tong, it seemed that Gu Tong would often leave him behind and force him to do this...

Chen Shen walked in front of all kinds of food stalls in the imperial city, and turned around, your sister, because the street scene in front of Mao looks so strange, hey, it’s just you, brother, how did you open your nut shop from the left hand side to the universe? Moved to the right?By the way, where did he just come from?

Brother Chen was desperately aware that he had lost his way again, but he still stood calmly in the crowd of people watching the void, waiting for someone to pass through the crowd and take Brother Chen to grab the greasy pancakes. Little trotters.

A gust of wind passed through the crowded crowd, bringing a reassuring coolness, and coquettishly lifted Chen Shen's loose hair. The next second, Chen Shen felt the weight on his shoulders. He suddenly thought of Head & Shoulders' advertisement: " The dandruff is more outstanding, and the hair is gone without a trace!"

He unconsciously raised a smile, and then looked back with a sense of smile, and immediately that glamorous aura instantly killed a lot of people who were still trying to squeeze milk.

Unexpectedly, Liushu didn't even have a shadow among the stiff human-shaped trees on the ground. If I guessed correctly, the one who came to pick me up was the little paper crane with two feathers fluttering on Brother Chen's shoulder.

Its mouth smoothed the hair around Chen Shen's ears with lightning speed, and then shrunk its head shyly, like a prodigal who succeeded in stealing fragrance, with a mean and wretched appearance. The left side means that it is a The feathers of the wings still had to tremble.

The corners of Chen Shen's mouth twitched, do you think I didn't see the two big eyeballs staring at you shyly covering your face! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Just as he was about to reach out and catch this innocent bird, he saw it dodge cleverly, and flew into the sky with its two feathers ↖(^ω^)↗!

Chen Shen thought it was some cultivator's prank, but he didn't expect that bastard with serious eyes, as if he was flying towards a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, and even flew forward while bobbing his head at him, as if he was following Lao Tzu to eat meat.

As a birdman, how can you be so stubborn? !Are the other birds in your nest made? !

Probably because it was inconvenient for Liushu to line up, he let the little paper crane come. With all kinds of contempt for this kind of unreliable guide, the even more unreliable Lu Chi Xiao* followed it from there nervously. The crowd swims against the current.

Fuck, you still fly off the roof with two feathers, why is Brother Chen swollen and broken? !

Fuck, what do you mean by turning 8 and Thomas flying 720 degrees? Brother Chen is not a bee and cannot establish bioelectricity with you!

Fuck, you can get your legs off those two monkey butts that are crowded together, won't Brother Chen be called a pervert for getting in there!You are the rescuer invited by the monkey!

After deciphering the other party's signals of shaking his head and hips, Chen Shen stood at the entrance of the tea shed, looked sadly and desolately at the Liushu lined up inside, and suddenly found that his icy physique was sweating on his forehead.

This shows how important it is to learn a foreign language!

Liu Shu brought tea and chose a seat inside, Chen Shen was really thirsty after so long anxiously bumping around.

The moment the tea enters the throat, it feels like a cyclist falling into the cloudscape of Penglai. There is a trace of wind at the tip of the nose, which instantly penetrates into the internal organs, and a burst of refreshing coolness rises. .

Chen Shenxun was so comfortable that he was about to squint his eyes, but he was still very cautious not to change his body. He just poured another cup from the teapot, but was stopped again.

The visitor looked at Chen Shen's clothing and temperament, and his hands were considered polite, and he only pointed to the horizontal stripes on the thatched cottage.

Chen Shen looked up, and he was immediately happy when he didn't keep a glass, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious: "Isn't it true that I don't keep a glass, that means I have to drink it up."

The man had obviously seen this kind of misunderstanding a lot, and he could tell just by his eyes. He shook his head seriously, biting the heavily pronounced "Beijing film" and explained: "After a cup, we won't keep customers!"

This is the most blatant fraud!Chen Shen stopped holding the cup, seeing that the people around him looked so commonplace, he had no choice but to go to the countryside and follow the rules, leaving behind the expensive tea supplies, and retreating angrily with Liu Shu who was also choked.

The more he walked on the road, the more he felt that something was wrong. How could the taste of the tea be so delicious that it was almost weird. Brother Chen felt uneasy, so he mentioned Liushu.

Liu Shu made a trick and handed it to Chen Shen with a cup of tea in his left hand. Seeing the foodie with eyes open for tea, his mind became undistorted, and he drank the tea happily. As for other questions, hehe, can I eat it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

When they came to the so-called Wanggong Lane, the appearance of the two of them was naturally comparable to that of aristocrats, so they were welcomed in.

Along the way, I have seen the most flashy street scene in this prosperous country. There are not many people on the street, and they are all nobles sitting in sedan chairs coming and going.

Passing through the green hairy stone in the black and thin mouth, and a huge dead tree root covered with moss, it didn't take long to come to the first transfer station - the imperial palace. The pieces of information that everyone got after drawing lots, Chen Shen's On the piece of paper, the word "Monarch" is flying like a dragon and a phoenix. The king lives on land, which is one of the reasons why they chose the dry road.

Otherwise, Brother Chen must be following the heroine and the hero's younger brother, that is the most likely area where the hero haunts.

As for Liushu's little piece of paper, it was tightly guarded. Chen Shen was curious and coveted it for a long time, but was lightly dodged several times inadvertently.

Tsk tsk, stingy, Brother Chen won't leave him behind, so why bother acting like a food protector.

With the identity of Cangwu's disciple, entering the palace is a breeze, the guards who lead the way seem to have received some instructions to treat them politely.

There are not only hundreds of flowers competing for beauty in the imperial garden. The concubines who visit the garden try their best to dress up, but they don't think that the flower clusters on their heads seem to be more attractive to bees looking for fragrance.

When Chen Shen and the others came, the concubines who made a fuss were all driven away, but there were some beauties with no makeup sitting on the side, and on the opposite side were some royal children, who said they came to see the world, after all, money can only be tricked, It's hard to see a genuine fairy.

Liu Shu glanced at them, but they were just lucky mortals with a bit of dragon spirit, a few shrewd ones were also worn away by rouge, leaving only black and lustful eye circles, especially the way he looked at his senior was so provocative means!

The king looks a bit like a king, and the coercive crape myrtle dragon spirit envelops his whole body. I believe that the entire national fortune will last at least a few years.

Although the emperor in the comprehension world was just an ordinary skeleton a hundred years later, the two still gave the emperor a hard face and saluted.

The emperor declared flattered with a look of flattery, and pointed to the arranged position, but he didn't move anymore.

The favored concubine next to her whispered that she was waiting for a third prince, and the impetuous and jealous eyes of the few princes at the front also confirmed this point. Chen Shen couldn't help being curious about this Yan Cheng Bu Suan is the third prince who is the real son.

The author has something to say: I finally climbed up, and it will be updated normally in the future. The author has been tossed enough before, sorry, everyone, I will compensate you in the future, okay╭(╯3╰)╮