fierce eunuch

"The youngest daughter of Vice General You's family, are you sure?" Yin Xin looked at Wang Xing and asked, he was asked to go out to inquire yesterday, and he came back today.

"Sure, my subordinates also found out that the youngest daughter of Deputy General You is a martial arts practitioner. I heard that she is tall and tall. Hehe, I don't know what Shi Shangshu thinks about such a young man. If this is really married Go back, don't frighten the little boy!"

After hearing this, Initiation giggled and said, "Did you find out, when will we get married?"

This Wang Xing really didn't know, he scratched his head and said: "I asked several people who knew the matter, but they all said they didn't know. I also don't know what kind of medicine Shi Shangshu sells in the gourd, so I didn't say it until the time came."

"Hmph, I think he is afraid that I will snatch the marriage, so he doesn't want to hold a big wedding banquet, but just wants to get married smoothly. But he has a good idea, how can I let him succeed." Yin Xin sneered and asked Wang Xing to inquire again , once there is any news, come back and report immediately.

Shi Jia really had this idea too, he was just afraid of what would happen to the stinky eunuch next door to snatch the marriage.This marriage has to be done secretly, and when the son and daughter-in-law have finished their bridal chambers, they are still afraid that he will kick the ball.

It's just that he didn't expect that he had a good plan, and others had a wall ladder.As for who has a thicker skin than another, it's a competition.

In the blink of an eye, the day of Shi Ning's marriage came.For so many days, he has indeed just nestled in his own yard and did not go out.One is that his father looks at him all the time, and the other is that there is nothing he can do when he goes out, so why not let this family go.

However, Initiation returned a message to him, telling him to stay calm.Shi Ning believed that there was already a solution for initiation.

"Son, today is the day you get married, so don't make a face. After today, don't think about the past. Mother can't help you, so you just accept your fate. Mrs. Shi came in to give her son Zhang Luo Xifu, and asked someone to wait on him to put it on and dress him up properly.In a while, I'm going to pick up the bride and ride a horse through the streets.

"Mother, I won't marry a wife. Believe it or not, initiation will not leave me alone." Shi Ning said, he really believed that his father didn't get what he wanted so easily.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that, ah, I don't care what you do, anyway, I'm happy with the final result." Mrs. Shi said calmly, she didn't get involved in this matter, that's all.

"Hmph, well, just wait and see." Shi Ning said, letting them play here and there on his body.

This side is ready to go, and the bride over there is ready.In Vice General You's house, the bride had gotten up and dressed early in the morning, and she was sitting upright on the bed right now, waiting for her brother to carry her out.

Not long after, it was said that the groom's official came to pick up the bride, and there was a lot of booing outside.

This Ms. You's elder brother is also a big and three rough man, he came to carry his sister out with a smile.It's just that when Xi Niang helped his sister onto his back, how could he feel that her sister was so heavy.

"Sister, you are worthy of being the strong lady of our family, hehehe, this strong body is as good as my brother's." Uncle You joked.

Xi Niang covered her mouth and snickered, the uncle of this family is really, actually teasing the bride like this.If the bride had a thinner skin, wouldn't she be ashamed to death!

The younger sister on the back didn't speak. Uncle You thought she was shy, so he laughed haha ​​and carried her all the way out.

Everyone in You's family, seeing that the groom was such a young boy, didn't dare to embarrass him too much, so he took the bride back without much effort.

When Yao was holding the bride's hand through the brazier, Shi Ning was reluctant to do so, but the bride actually took the initiative to hold his hand, and clasped it heavily in his palm.The palm is Shi Ning's deadliest place, this shove made him tremble all over, he thought to himself why this person is like this, don't be ashamed!

But after thinking about it, who's bride is so bold that she dares to hold the hand of her fiancé, and she is so meng lang.Shi Ning involuntarily looked at the bride a few more times, but unfortunately she was covered with a hipa, so she couldn't see anything.His eyes had to keep looking down, from his body to his feet.

Good guy, tall and strong, taller than him by more than a head.When I saw the feet, ouch, what a pair of big feet!

Is this really a daughter-in-law?

Just wondering, the two of them had already walked into the wedding hall, at this time the bride was playing tricks again, not only picking his palm, but also touching his wrist.Shi Ning's heart skipped a beat, and he became a little nervous, because of such a shameless touch... There is only one person in the world.

After figuring out the joints involved, Shi Ning breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. It turned out that the person was here, and he thought that person didn't care about him.Thinking this way, he also squeezed the man's big paw, poof, it's a big paw.

Everyone in the wedding hall, seeing the stickiness of the two newcomers, couldn't react in an instant.Especially Mrs. Shi and Shi Jia, their sons are said to be men, so it's too unexpected how they got into a hot fight with the bride in the blink of an eye.Mrs. Shi thought, a man's heart is really unreliable.

"Master, my daughter-in-law seems to be a lot taller." During the worship, Mrs. Shi couldn't help but said.It seems that when I went to see it before, it should be about the same height as Shi Ning.

"You read it wrong, it's not because the daughter-in-law is taller, it's because our son is too short." Shi Jia glanced at Shi Ning and said.

"Is that so..." Mrs. Shi said shyly, because her son looked like her, and his height also resembled her, so he was often rejected.

"That's right, I said the daughter-in-law here is good, and you don't have to worry about my grandson being short in the future." Shi Jia said with a smile.

Mrs. Shi rolled her eyes, unable to talk to him.

"One bow to heaven and earth..." Xi Niang sang: "Second bow to the high hall... Husband and wife bow to each other... The ceremony is completed... and sent to the bridal chamber!"

It turned out that the bride was sent to the bridal chamber, and the groom stayed to drink with the guests.It's just that in Shi Ning's house, the people who accompany the wine never have to worry about it, his father is everything.Besides, with Shi Ning's small body, everyone still dare not bully him, for fear that if he is bullshit, his father won't complain to death.

So Shi Ning took a drink with a sense of humor, and then followed the bride's footsteps into the bridal chamber.He was a little sure that it was initiation, so at this moment his eyes were bright, his cheeks were flushed, and he couldn't wait to run back to the bridal chamber to see his bride.

Shi Ning trotted all the way back to the wedding room, and when he opened the door and stepped in, he suddenly felt a little timid.He thought, what if what is inside is not initiation?They have touched their hands and worshiped Tang, but they are really husband and wife.

Shi Ning's heart thumped when he thought that he might let the two of them down.

Sitting on the wedding bed, Yin Xin was anxious when he heard that the man had come in, but he never came to him.Why didn't you come in all of a sudden?what happened?

But he dared not speak out, for fear that someone might hear his male voice.

Having no choice but to flick his sleeves, he extinguished the pair of dragon and phoenix candles.The bride in the room suddenly felt dark in front of her eyes, and she muttered: "Why did it go out all of a sudden? This is not a good omen..." Then she tried to light the candle again in the dark.

At this time, Shi Ning said: "There's no need to order, you go out, I'll order."

Xi Niang laughed and said, "How can this be done?"

"You go out, I can order by myself." Shi Ning said willfully, and said fiercely on purpose.If it is too exasperating, it will definitely be entangled until I don't know when.

"Okay then." As soon as Xi Niang heard this, she stopped insisting, so she didn't have to anger the groom.

After Xi Niang went out, Shi Ning turned around and locked the door, touched the table and lit the pair of dragon and phoenix candles.Then he quietly came to the bride, looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "Let's give a secret sign..." He was really nervous, what if there was no initiation inside?

"..." Xipari's initiation pursed his lips and smiled, and suddenly had the idea of ​​teasing him, so he remained motionless.

"Are you my wife? If yes, then stretch out your left foot; if not, stretch out your right foot." Shi Ning asked tentatively.

Initiation quickly stretched out his left foot, isn't this nonsense, she is not a daughter-in-law even after paying her respects.

Shi Ning also felt that this kind of probing was useless, and he said again: "Do you know how to play the game of loving horses? If you know, stick out your left foot, if you don't know, stick out your right foot."

After saying that, I saw the bride stretching out her right foot...right foot...

Shi Ning's heart turned cold, and he said in disbelief: "You stretch out your right foot, do you know it yourself?"

Initiation cooed under the hipa, he knew it was his right foot.

"I'll give you another chance. If you don't answer well, I don't want you to be my daughter-in-law. You understand." Shi Ning walked around the bed twice, scratched his head and said, "You know I like eating What? If you stretch your left foot, you love meat, and if you stretch your right foot, you love fish."

Initiation hesitated for a moment, fish is also a kind of meat, and Shi Ning didn't like fish much.

"Quickly stretch it?" Shi Ning urged, "If you don't answer well, I won't let you be my daughter-in-law. I'll find another one later."

Initiation has no choice, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have played tricks on him, and under such circumstances, I had no choice but to stick out my right foot.

I only heard Shi Ning say: "I stretched it wrong, I don't like to eat anything." Then he ran to the side and sat down, as if he had made up his mind not to have this daughter-in-law.

Hearing this, Yin Xin realized that he must be angry, so he had no choice but to tear off the Xipa himself, and looked at him with burning eyes.But Shi Ning's eyes just lit up for a moment, and then he turned his head away from looking at him.

Seeing this situation, Initiation smiled, put the hipa on again, and said softly: "Hao Ning'er, hurry up and take off the hipa."

Shi Ning snorted, "I don't, you just teased me."

"Then let me tell you I'm sorry, okay? Come here quickly, don't be angry." Yin Xin coaxed softly.

"It's okay to say I'm sorry, you've made me worry for a long time." Shi Ning still said without hesitation.

"Otherwise, what do you say? I will listen to you." Initiation said.

"Really?" Shi Ning turned around and said hesitantly: "Then I... want you to ask my husband to come and listen to you." After saying that, he turned his head and smiled, with a shy look like a bride It's him who is the son.

What's so difficult about this, Yin Xin smiled under the hipa, opened his mouth and called out softly: "Husband—please forgive me?"

Shi Ning blushed, cupped his face and said: "You are so shameless..." Let him call him, and he doesn't feel ashamed.

"There's nothing shameful about it. Our wedding ceremony is not fake." Initiation said, not wanting to spend any more time with him: "Come on, quickly lift up the hipa, it will be late at night." They haven't bridal chamber yet Nah.

"What are you in a hurry for? I'll be right here." Shi Ning said, jumped off the chair and walked over.He is still very interested in such a new thing as xipa, especially the xipa that he has initiated.

With a blushing face, he slowly lifted the hipa, Shi Ning met the man's eyes, he blinked, and lowered his head shyly.

"Yo, why are you ashamed?" Yin Xin joked out of love for his appearance.

"Shame on your bird, am I ashamed!" Shi Ning refused to admit it, he just saw Yinxin wearing a red dress, he felt a little uncomfortable, and the initiation in men's clothing looks better, like a Huadan singing a big show.

Such an open-mouthed person really doesn't seem like a shy person. Initiation looked at him speechlessly and sighed, and said, "We haven't had a cup of wine yet, you go and get it."

Shi Ning thought so too, this time he is the groom, so he should do these errands by himself.He smiled and said: "Success, just wait, my husband will be back soon." After saying that, he left in a hurry.

After the two of them drank the wine in a serious manner, there was a sudden knock on the door, and when Initiation listened carefully, it turned out that a large group had come to make trouble in the bridal chamber.This is not acceptable, their bridal chamber cannot be disturbed by people.

"What should I do?" Shi Ning heard it too, and asked anxiously.If those people come in, they will be exposed.

"Don't be afraid, we won't open the door, they will leave after a while." Initiation said.

"But what if they don't leave?" Shi Ning worried.

"What's the matter, I have a way to make them leave." Initiation said with a smile, and then pulled Shi Ning, and the two rolled onto the bed.He quickly removed the phoenix crown on his head, threw it on the ground, and quickly undressed with his hands and feet.

When Shi Ning saw this situation, how could he be compared, he also sat up, taking off his clothes with one hand and shoes and socks with the other, very busy.

"Hurry up, I'm done taking off." Initiation urged, already naked, and began to help Shi Ning strip his pants.The two immediately hugged each other and kissed, not counting, the bed rolled over, making a big noise on purpose.

The people outside seem to have heard the creaking of the bed frame.I don't know who said: "Don't make noise, the groom and the bride are making out!" Everyone quieted down immediately, and they crowded around the door to listen to the corner.

At this time, Shi Ning was already under pressure, and following the babbling sound of the bed frame, he also cried out one after another.

When everyone heard the sound, they couldn't help but blush.I was thinking to myself, this guy is so provocative and shameless.But listening to the voice, it doesn't sound like the bride's voice, could it be the groom's official?Everyone looked at each other, and they could only admire the bride. She was really skilled and could call her husband like this.

Initiation was wrong, when they became intimate, the people outside not only would not leave, but would even be reluctant to leave with relish.So they were like this, being listened to the whole scene of live eroticism.Hearing the people outside were imaginative, his legs were weak, and he wished he could find someone to hug him right now.

When it was finally over, everyone thought, the groom looks quite thin, but he didn't expect his stamina to be so good, and his endurance is enough to make many men feel ashamed.It can only be said that a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured.Just want to wait, will they have another game, but after waiting for a long time, they still can't hear anything.

Hey, so what if you have good stamina, it's not a one-shot fall.Everyone teased each other, and then they dispersed.Although it didn't make a bridal chamber, I was very satisfied after listening to such a fierce live erotic palace.

As for the two people in the bridal chamber, of course they didn't fall down with one shot.That's because I don't want to be listened to in the corner anymore. Although it's exciting, I don't dare to make a sound in my initiation, because I'm not happy after all.

Shi Ning patted the chest of the man above, winkingly said: "Can you move now?"

Hearing that the person left, Yin Xin started to move vigorously.He has a bad bed problem, that is, he likes to talk to Shi Ning.Ask something that makes people blush, say something endlessly nasty, anything...

The main reason is that Shi Ning got used to it, because he is bold and not shy, he will say whatever you ask, and he insists on telling you if you don't ask him.After a long time, a few shocking words popped out, which spoiled the initiation, and I felt uncomfortable every time I didn't hear it.

The tight doors and windows shut off the spring light in the room and the pouring out of the gossip. Their bridal chamber festive night has just begun.

Shi Jia never dreamed that his dream of a daughter-in-law would have been shattered long ago, and now in the bridal chamber, there are two shameless things, kissing each other's dick one by one.

Early the next morning, the newlyweds are supposed to offer tea to their parents-in-law.But Shi Jia and Mrs. Shi waited and waited, but they couldn't wait for their son and daughter-in-law to come and offer tea.Send someone over to take a look, good guy, he hasn't woken up yet.Well, I guess it was because I was too tired last night. This is understandable. After all, the son is not strong enough, so it is not easy to satisfy the bride.

But what they didn't expect was that instead of waiting for the newcomers to offer tea, they waited for the You family.It was a housekeeper who sent a letter to Shi Jia.A letter written by Deputy General You, the content of which is roughly like this: Good brother, things are messed up, I found my daughter who passed out at home, I don’t know who married to your family, hurry up Look, what's going on with this milk land!

After reading the letter, Shi Jia was in a mess.Vice General You said that his daughter is still at home, so who is the person who married his son?

He gritted his teeth and thought, who else could it be!It's not the one next door!The one who has always missed his son!

"Madam! Let's go, let's save our son!" Shi Jia shouted immediately, slapped the letter on the table, and called Mrs. Shi to go together.

"Master, what's the matter?" Mrs. Shi asked, Shi Jia suddenly got angry, she was still confused.

"Our son was succeeded by the monster. The one who entered the door yesterday was not Deputy General You's daughter, but the stinky eunuch next door!" Shi Jia said sadly, and almost got angry: "An'er hasn't left yet. Go, call him! Let's drive that smelly eunuch out together!"

Mrs. Shi was surprised when she heard this, but she didn't dare to hesitate, so she asked someone to find Shi An together.His family of three met in the front hall, and then aggressively attacked his son's new house.

But when they came to the door, Shi Ning's room was still closed, and there was no movement inside.Shi Jia raised her hand and knocked on the door, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Ning'er, open the door for your father quickly! Open the door quickly!"

Shi Ning had already woken up first, but he was tired and didn't want to get up.At this moment, his father suddenly yelled loudly, accompanied by the noise of the door being slapped hard, he suddenly panicked, and his brain became a mess with a bang.

"Initiation! My father is here, what should I do?" He sat up on the bed, forgetting his discomfort for a while.

"Don't worry, why panic." Yin Xin opened his eyes and said, still lying lazily, he looked in the direction of the door and didn't move.

"Can't we open the door?" Shi Ning said with a sad face, "If you open the door, you will fight." Last night, I was happy, but I forgot to think about the consequences after dawn.

"What's the matter, there will always be a time to stop." Initiation said slowly, and pulled Shi Ning into the bed, he hadn't put on any clothes yet.

"Get up, put on your clothes first." Shi Ning said, and began to search for his underwear and pants all over the bed.

"Don't look for it, it's under the bed." Yin Xin stretched out his hand and fished up his underwear.

"Get up and put on your clothes quickly." Shi Ning kicked him lightly, then hurriedly put on his pants and clothes.

This is Shi Jia who has been waiting impatiently, and said to Shi An and Mrs. Shi: "You two go away, I will kick the door!" When Shi An and Mrs. Shi heard that he was going to kick the door, they quickly persuaded: "Don't How can this be done!" But Shi Jia didn't have the heart to listen to persuasion, so she kicked the door open.

Shi Ning heard a loud noise in the room, and was so frightened that he rolled into Initiation's arms.

Shi Jia strode into the inner room with his wife and children, and walked around a screen. What he saw was the scene and atmosphere of this room...

I saw his son nestled in a man's arms in disheveled clothes, and there were still some red marks on the exposed parts of his body. If it wasn't a trace of intimacy, what could it be?As for his son's face, he looked frightened, staring at him with two round eyes.

Shi Jia looked at this, then at that, the anger in his heart was beyond description, but just when he was about to erupt...

"Father! You kicked my door?" Shi Ning yelled as if I wanted to break up with you, pointed at the door and complained: "You bad father! You go out, I don't want to see you!"

Shi Jia was completely dumbfounded, he came to get angry, not to hear others get angry at him!

"What are you still doing, get out!" Shi Ning lifted up the pillow and threw it at him in shame and indignation, didn't he see that he wasn't dressed yet?There is still a naked one on the bed, you stay here to watch people put on clothes for a show!

"My lord, let's go out first..." Mrs. Shi pulled Shi Jia and said, but she saw that there was a naked person on the bed, looking at them expressionlessly.