[Gintama] An Incident Caused by Desserts
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Coming out of the office, another kid who didn't know how to live or die came. Yes, that kid was the captain of the first team, Sougo Okita. His delicate face was still expressionless, but his red eyes were full of playfulness.
Naturally, the earthwork will not give a good face.
【Who has he given good looks to? 】
"Fuck off!"
With one push with one hand, he pushed away the person who blocked the way and was an eyesore.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are not very old, is this really good? Could it be that your attribute is a crab?"
The corners of her lips raised slightly.
Sougo's happiness is often based on the pain of Shiro Hijikata.
When Tufang turned his head, a beam of cold light burst out, Sougo flashed so fast, pretending he didn't see it, and threw it right at 007, causing him to tremble.
Sougo continued to chuckle.
"Isn't that bad for the newcomers?"
"You bastard, cut seppuku!"
[Kabukicho, a peaceful day]
"Meow~"
"Long time no see~"
The black cat wagged its tail at the 'former owner', expressing its pleasure to see him, squinting its glasses and rubbing against the back of his hand.
But now Takasugi is in a bad mood.
Cat, don't you see it?
Yinshi, who just came out of the bathroom, thought to himself.
Hearing the movement, Gao Shan raised his head and stared straight at the person he hadn't seen for half a month.
No text messages.
No mail.
No call.
Sure enough, he missed him very much.
Same-sex eye contact is normal.
Gintoki clenched the towel for wiping his hair, and moved his eyes to Biechu, but why, he always felt that Takasugi's gaze was warm, which made people more and more puzzled, and his calm heart was confused.
"Why don't you dare look at me?"
It's not so much a question, but a statement, and it doesn't matter if you answer or not.
When Yinshi heard this, he was not reconciled again.
"Why should I look at you, do you have big breasts? Or big butt?"
"..."
This question is extremely good!Takasugi was speechless, so he just gave him a blank look, and the topic was over.
Seeing that he had returned to his normal appearance, he dared to go over and sit together, wiping the silver-white curly hair that was still dripping.
Gintoki looked at the black cat and suddenly remembered something.
"Ai Shan, are you here to take it away~"
It - silver hour.
"It's for you."
Yin Shi was slightly startled.
"Eh? Don't you like it too?"
"But it likes you more."
Eh?
Gintoki didn't know what expression Takasugi had when he said this, when he raised his head and looked over, he had already returned to indifference, and gently stroked the cat with his palm with clear bones.
Then, Gintoki knew that Takasugi Shinsuke's heart was still soft, but he hid it so deep, so deep, who else would be able to discover it?
Gao Shan turned his head suddenly, with a serious expression, and his green eyes were full of confusion.
"Yinshi, if you do this again, I really don't know if I can control myself."
The heartbeat missed a beat inexplicably, Yinshi immediately hugged Yinhour back, and hurriedly defended himself.
"I love it too!"
is it.
Natural rolls are really stupid, so is that idiot, and so is this idiot. Now Takasugi really wants to hit his brain with a hammer, so that he can see what is inside, what is it? !
What he said has nothing to do with Yinhour! ! !
In the end, I resisted the urge.
Silver felt a trace of resentment.
"Aoshan, what's the matter with you, don't talk about giving this guy to me, Ah Yin, and look very unhappy at the same time? Ah Yin, I have a kind heart, and I will feel guilty."
"idiot."
eh?
I always feel like I've been bitten, and of course Yinshi will bite back.
"Intellectually retarded."
"Protein-white-matter combination."
"Go to shit, you little fir!!"
Yinshi jumped up from the sofa with Yinshi in his arms. To him, being angry was just being angry, and he couldn't hide his emotions.
"Hey, hey... get along well. You guys."
Gui 'broke' in and persuaded him kindly.
For the first time, Gao Shan felt that Gui came at the right time, otherwise, he would really be pissed off.
The most authoritative president of Tangtang Joy Company was pissed off. He couldn't look directly at such news.
"I just want to get along."
Takasugi especially emphasized the words 'get along well', picked up his things, and left without looking back.
Gui and Yinshi looked at each other in blank dismay, until Gao Shan walked away, Gui said something.
"Gintoki, you didn't offend Takasugi, did you?"
"how is this possible."
Someone calmly picked a small lump of unknown object from his nose and wiped it on the cat in his arms.
Cats are naturally sensitive, so they jumped down.
[I'm not a tissue! 】
A certain cat looked at him in disgust and complained.
【what is the relationship. 】
Yin Shi squatted down and smiled wretchedly.
[Let me pull poop on you if I have the ability. 】
The cat rolled a big white eye.
Only God can understand its mood at the moment, right?He didn't expect the master to understand.
[Do you still want my life? 】
【…】
Tears (┯_┯)
Tears, soaring in Yinshi's heart~
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chapter eight
Chapter Eight
It was the second day that the earthworker returned to the bureau, and he began to feel that life was a bit difficult.First, I received a text message in the morning saying [multiple strings, help], but I ignored it when I saw it was a person with natural curly hair. At lunchtime, I received another call, saying it was [multiple strings, help].
It is the sound of the natural volume.
Then he began to doubt the authenticity of the matter, and rushed to his house, only to see him with his legs crossed on the chair of his house safe and sound, did I owe him in the previous life? !
Didn't he just fool him once? !When is the time for retribution? !
……
……
"Hey Hey hey……"
"Why are you stunned!"
"Quickly write a review!"
"What do you mean by being a policeman?"
Tu Fang impatiently knocked on the table and urged, he felt that he had already been mercifully given a light sentence, if it was someone else, he would have to make a good one if there was nothing wrong, and then do ideological education.
And Yinshi never looked directly at the self-criticism form that he was required to fill out since the moment he came in, with a look of 'I didn't do anything wrong'.
"What a bunch! Ah Yin, I'm hungry, hurry up and make a cake for me, Ah Yin."
A hand wrapped around it.
Tu Fang gave him a blank look, quickly flung them away, and opened the distance between them. Fortunately, the chair had wheels, and it slipped to the door of the office. Someone stretched out his head and yelled at the door.
"Hey! Yamazaki, I'm being stalked by a lunatic! Come here and replace me!"
"There are so many bastards, who do you call a lunatic!"
When the people inside heard it, they immediately slapped the table and got up.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the earth side got up and ran without a trace.
Yinshi felt that he was also catching up, and pointed at his back in displeasure...
"Bastard! Don't run away if you have the ability, don't be cowardly!"
Sakata Gintoki.
You are nothing more than an extra 'good' identity.
How can it be repaired, rich people know how to be self-willed.
On the rooftop, Tufang was lying on a clean stone, looking at the blue sky, and muttering to himself.The white smoke smoked his eyes, his brows were frowned, and there was a blurred color in his eyes.
After hearing the footsteps, the stern face immediately became paralyzed, as if smelling something he didn't like.
"Hey, Mr. Hijikata, lunch break!"
The red-eyed kid joked.
A half-dead puppy in his arms came to him at a leisurely pace.
As soon as Tufang got up, his hands were tied with a rope, so as not to die, and it happened that the other end of the rope was the half-dead puppy.
The earthwork had a bad premonition, very bad...
"Bastard, what do you want!"
Sougo leaned down and gave Hijikata a sinister smile.
"I just think this dog and the deputy chief should get along well, so I will give it to you, deputy chief! You must take, raise, ok, oh, deputy chief!"
Originally, he picked up this dog on the side of the road, and he couldn't bear to watch him die violently on the street, so he brought it back, but the house was already a mess, and it was impossible to bring another puppy back, he didn't want to live in his own den Become a doghouse.
Of course, these reasons are unknown to the earth.
Looking at the half-dead little life, Tufang felt inexplicably soft-hearted...
He picked it up and ran downstairs in a hurry.
There was a roar from the stairs.
"Idiot!! You don't send it to the vet first but you push it to me??"
Sougo squinted at the door, and he could probably imagine the gesture of Tufang's veins bulging and roaring at the door.
Mr. Hijikata, you are really an idiot.
Pet Hospital.
Just as people were quieting down in the hospital, a man in police uniform rushed in with a puppy in his arms, and the veterinarians saw him dumbfounded again.
"that……"
"Please save this little guy."
After finishing speaking, Tufang was annoyed for a while. He found that there were all women here, so why did he, a big man, do such a thing!
Damn kid, remember it for me, when I go back, I will make you seppuku every minute until you can't stop.
The female doctor hugged her in half doubt.
"Okay, please wait outside."
whispering sound.What is that look!
Hijikata frowned and sat down.
Suddenly, I remembered that there was a guy who had a 'pet' at home, and that guy seemed to understand animal language, let him come, he wanted to hear what that little guy was talking about... …
You can't die.
Let him think about what excuse he should use to come here?He is not very familiar with Tianranjuan, so he should rely on fooling...
cough cough...
Tufang cleared his voice and dialed the phone.
"Hey, Natural Roll, your cat is now in the nearest pet hospital to the police station, come here quickly."
"what?!"
The natural volume was visibly stunned.
"Multiple strings, you wait for me!"
"Beep beep..."
The phone is hung up.Seeing him in such a hurry, Tufang suddenly regretted fooling him, why could he care so much about a little guy?What kind of person is Sakata Gintoki?These questions rushed into his mind...
My mind was instantly filled with [doubts about the silver-white natural roll].
……
……
As a result, within 15 minutes, the natural tornado rushed over.
"Where's my cat?!"
The voice was so loud that everyone in the pet hospital turned their attention to the two of them.
The beauty in the consulting room turned her head, and the movements in her hands stopped abruptly. She looked at the puppy lying on the white sheet in disbelief. This is... a cat? ? ?If her eyes are not blind, this is exactly a Tibetan Mastiff puppy suffering from canine plague, right?
With one hand on his forehead, Tufang stretched out his hand silently, grabbed someone's hand, and pulled him to the seat next to him, opening his mouth with some difficulty.
"Natural volume, actually..."
"It's not your cat inside."
A certain person immediately rolled his eyes. You must know that he came here with great urgency, but it turned out that Nima had been fooled by so many strings of death. How could he not be angry, how could he not be angry!
In the next second, Yinshi stood up suddenly.
"Then you call me here?! Do you know that Ah Yin is very busy!"
After all, turn around and leave.
Tufang hurriedly bit the bullet to keep him.
"and many more!"
"Although this is not my dog, can I trouble you to listen to what the little guy inside is saying..."
This is?
Asked?
Yinshi's anger disappeared without a trace after realizing this, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised a slight arc, happy?Proudly...
He turned around and propped his chin with one hand, pretending to be thinking seriously.
"What a joke, I didn't expect that you would have a day to beg Ah Yin. I told you a long time ago, Ah Yin, it's wrong to always pretend to be cold, because of your sincerity, Mr. Duo Chuan I will help you as hard as I can, but you have to treat me to something delicious!"
Hijikata gritted his teeth, trying to resist the urge to beat up the person in front of him.
However, Gintoki, who promised to help, regretted it.
He didn't want to hear this sound, he couldn't hear this sound.
That guy has been crying and howling weakly due to the torment of his illness. According to the beautiful sister, he has been suffering from canine plague for two or three months.He is only two months old, and since he is not from many families, he may have been abandoned, or he may not be able to find his way home.
As soon as he speculated about the reason for this little guy's exile, Yin Shi felt overwhelmed, which made the Sichuan characters on his brows become deeper and deeper.
Tufang squinted at the natural volume, saw the deep frown, and was puzzled for a while, but he couldn't guess what he heard, only saw him pat him on the shoulder when he came out, and said something to him.
"Many strings, if the canine plague is cured, please take good care of this little guy!"
Hijikata had never seen Yinshi speak so seriously before, the laziness in the dark red dead fish eyes was swept away, replaced by an indelible seriousness, it was strange that he was inexplicably speechless, more precisely... ...should be, he couldn't refuse the natural volume request.
Why can't I refuse...
When he was confused, a voice called him over.
"The owner of the pet dog, please come over and go through the hospitalization procedures. Your pet dog needs to be kept in the hospital for observation."
"it is good."
Tufang immediately cut off his thoughts and walked towards her.
She handed over a few pieces of paper and said she wanted him to look at it, then confirm the signature, and finally pay.
In the middle of the conversation, there were some intermittent conversations that he accidentally remembered.
"Is that person just now your friend?"
"A very caring person."
"Tch. If there is any love in the natural curly, you only know willfulness."
Hijikata didn't know, but when he said this, his expression was soft.
It seems that he disagrees with the doctor's statement. Who knows what is in his mind.
The female veterinarian couldn't help covering her face with a smile when she saw his inappropriate statement.
……
Coming out of the pet hospital is a clean road, with two rows of neat cherry blossom trees planted on both sides of the road.
The sun is dappled, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the breeze is gentle.
Gintoki raised his head and looked at the tree trunk that had already shed all the cherry blossoms.
After the cherry blossoms are all gone, the sun is extremely hot, and the sultry climate makes people easy to be lazy even if they can get natural wind.
Yinshi rubbed the natural roll, trying to straighten him, but a natural roll is a natural roll.
Regrettably……
Damn it, I was fooled by that guy again.
Black, short and straight is owed...
However, think about it, you can still have a good (sweet) meal (taste) for Duo Chuanjun...
don't hit him...
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Chapter Nine
Hot summer.
The most enjoyable moment is probably when the air conditioner is blowing.
Yinshi quickly ran to Gui's office to take advantage of the cool breeze. He was coveted that Gui's office was relatively close, but after thinking about it, it was really better to go to Aoshan's office. That guy Gui started chattering as soon as he came in. Nine out of ten sentences are inseparable from the barbarians.
Rush, scramble, scramble...
Sometimes, Yinshi really wants to ask, in this era of great peace...
"What is the alien in your eyes?"
Wig, can we not be funny?Ah Yin, I am really a normal person.
"Come here, let me tell you."
Gui beckoned to Yinshi, motioning for Yinshi to pass.
Yinshi squinted the dead fish eyes into a line, his face was full of reluctance, Guizheng was hot on his head, so he took the initiative to "bite his ears" with the silver-white natural roll
"That's right……"
“@¥¥&¥¥#@”
"!@!#&*!@##!"
"!#!#%&...*¥#@"
"Ha ha……"
After listening, Yin Shi sneered, his world view was completely overturned, and now he felt that the wig and him were not the same kind of people at all! !
"Wig, can you say something about Ah Yin so I can understand you?"
"Ahahaha... Do you think it's great..."
The automatic reply was actually not [Isn't it a wig or Gui? 】
He was helpless.
"Please, don't imitate Sakamoto's idiot laugh?"
"Do I have it?"
"..."
Gintoki cast a contemptuous glance at Gui, decided to shift positions, and slipped into Gaoshan's office in despair. (It's better to be a dwarf fir, at least it's quiet)
Oh, by the way, in fact, he can still go to his office, but because he is lazy and afraid of the heat, he can save a step.
(When you spend money, why didn’t you expect to save one yuan?)
"Make a copy."
Takasugi handed the document to Laishima without looking up.
He responded with enthusiasm.
"Okay! Takasugi sama."
Her eyes are full of love?
When Yinshi opened the door, he couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat. It seems that he came at a bad time, let's go...
But as soon as this thought came out, Gao Shan raised his head and looked at him in the crack of the door.
"Since you're here, why don't you come in?"
"Cough cough."
Due to embarrassment, someone cleared his voice to cover it up.
"Ayin, I happened to be passing by, so I came in to enjoy the... cool?"
"random."
Takasugi glanced at him, then continued to look at other things, the pen in his hand rubbed against the A4 paper and made a rustling sound, the clearer the sound, the quieter the space.
Gintoki suddenly wanted to see Takasugi's cowardice, so he raised his eyelids and looked at the silent purple-haired man.
Against the background of the light, the purple hair flashed circles of light, and the white bandage between the hair and the eyes that have been lost are not matched. In fact, Takasugi's eyes were still very bright when he was young...
However, no matter how many years it takes, he will never meet such clear eyes again.
Takasugi suddenly raised his head.
Four eyes facing each other.
Yin Shi suddenly lay down on the long sofa.
Damn it, why do I have a guilty conscience... Yinshi secretly despised himself for a while.
Maybe it was because of something last time. Since then, something has been quietly changing, and I can’t say what it is. In short, he feels that the current Takasugi is somewhat different from the Takasugi he knew before. Same.
That guy, Aoshan, is very suspicious...
half an hour.
"Silver hour."
Gao Sugi put down the black pen and stood up gently.
"..."
Unfortunately there was no response.
Gao Shan frowned, and walked slowly thinking about him, is this guy asleep, or... ignoring him on purpose.
"Silver hour."
"..."
no sound...
And the same words, Takasugi will never repeat it for the third time, he directly sat in the nearest seat of Li Yinshi, and looked at him wantonly, if he didn't sleep, he should be found.
Except for the sound of even breathing, he didn't move at all.
He actually regarded this place as the place where he took his afternoon nap?Yinshi, you can really rest assured...
A sneer twitched at the corner of Takasugi's mouth, looking at him with his arms crossed.
After a while, it seemed that a hand was swimming uncontrollably to Yinshi's face, and instead, she let out a messy strand of hair.The natural curly hair is already messy, and there is basically no 'smoothness' at all, but this silvery white color is still very dazzling.
"..."
Yinshi blinked, this hand belongs to Ao Shan, the key is what is he doing? !
He also frowned and stood up abruptly.
"Dwarf, do you even discriminate against natural curls?!"
"You have gum in your eyes."
Takasugi told a lie without changing his face, and also had a disgusted tone.
"..."
Someone suddenly became speechless.
Dwarf fir!Life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed~
Ah Yin, is the gum in my eyes bothering you? !
The first day of treatment received.
Loss of appetite in puppies, secretions from the eyes and nose, dry cough, vomiting or diarrhea, these are the initial symptoms, similar to a cold and fever, but they are not. Thanks to timely treatment, your pet can still be saved.
In terms of treatment time, it is a bit longer, and it takes about half a month to recover.
The above is from the analysis of the beautiful sister.
Listening to this, Tufang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Although he is not like a dog now, since she said it can be saved, it can be saved. If she doesn't believe it, who else can she trust.
"Thank you."
"you are welcome."
She smiled.
Although the little guy was thrown to him by that brat, since he took over it, he had no choice but to take the responsibility to the end, at least once a day to see it.
"Uh, that's right."
The earthwork suddenly remembered something.
"Have you seen the silver-white natural curly one?"
"Eh?"
The doctor was obviously taken aback. After thinking about it, he still caught some clues. The silver-white natural curls...isn't it very eye-catching?
But... "He hasn't been here."
"Ah."
The earth side responded.
She looked at him suspiciously. There was no expression on his side face, but his handsome face was exceptionally attractive. The police uniform he was wearing had already betrayed his identity. She would see him often in the future.
"@!#@#¥¥%%..."
His cell phone rings.
He took out his mobile phone and went out to answer the call, but he didn't know that when he took out his mobile phone, his work card had already slipped out of his pocket.The person who had been paying attention to him noticed it, bent down, picked up his work card, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
Name: Toshiro Hijikata.
Position: Vice President.
[Deputy chief, it's time to go to work. 】
"I got it! Brat!"
Tu Fang growled displeased outside the door.
Is it easy for him to take a break?Is it easy to run over to see a sick puppy?Called back again...
"Mr. Hijikata!"
"Ok?"
is her?
"You lost your work permit."
"Oh, thanks."
Just as the earth party thanked her again, she smiled.
"puff--"
This smile makes people puzzled for a while.
The strange thing is, later on, I thought of a certain natural curly smile, with a wretched look...
What's even more puzzling is that yesterday he was so serious about raising it, why didn't he come and see this dead puppy?Could it be that you just want to throw it to someone?
One by one, why are they so irresponsible...
Oh, by the way, I seem to owe him a meal, hey, I'm not happy to invite you.
"Ha chirp!"
Yin Shi, who was picking his nose, sneezed unexpectedly.
"Who is scolding me, Ah Yin?"
Someone muttered to himself.
Soon, a certain black cat cast a disgusted look at him.
[Don't pick your nose all day long. 】
Hey?The world is upside down?Did he, Sakata Gintoki, fall for a black cat to teach?
no!To instill some ideas into this little bastard.
【Ayin, am I extremely bored?Every protagonist must have his signature moves...]
【Then you also want the disgusting signature moves? 】
【Hey Hey hey……】
【Didn't your mother teach you?You have to wait for someone to finish talking before you can interrupt, you idiot! 】
Gintoki poked the fat on its waist, and then that guy rolled along the floor... Gintoki was amused by his naturally sensitive and funny appearance, so he walked over and picked him up, feeling in a good mood nice look.
[Go, I'll take you to meet a fun guy. 】
See if it's any better.
Pet Hospital.
Yinshi hugged his cat, and walked leisurely in front of the 'patient', wanting them to get along with each other and become good friends, but when Yinshi saw the Tibetan mastiff puppy, he rubbed it into his arms, Grabbing his clothes violently with his claws, yelling something...
【Wow……】
【You scoundrel!You let me meet my natural enemy, I hate you! 】
Looking at the ceiling in silver.
Are cats afraid of dogs?Why doesn't he know?
Mistakes Mistakes.
Yin Shi gently stroked its back, as if to calm it down or something.
【Okay, okay, it won't bite you if it's sick. 】
"You're here? Mr. Hijikata was still talking about you just now?"
The beautiful sister wandered in front of him and interjected.
"Tell me?"
Yinshi was a little unbelievable.
This bastard is talking ill of me, Ah Yin again.
She saw his expression and saw his mood, so she added another sentence.
"No, he just asked, have you been here or something."
oh?Mr. Duochuan doesn't pretend to be cold?
Yinshi raised his eyebrows, in a happy mood, and suddenly thought of desserts, and when he thought of desserts, he thought of someone who still owed such a meal, so he secretly decided on something, but the phone in his pocket vibrated.
An unread text message.
【Have a meal. 】
Form dwarf.
Shorty, it costs 1 cents to send two words, why are you so stingy.
【Not going.Silver I have lunch. 】
*Opening...
Takasugi thought the answer was still the same as usual, but unexpectedly this time he was rejected.
Is this what... being rejected feels like?
Never knew before...
Gao Shan looked at the clear sky outside the window, feeling a little stuffed for the first time.
He doesn't want this feeling, so what can he do.
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chapter ten
Chapter ten
"Hey~ Yamazaki-kun, I'm not very familiar with this place after coming here for a few days. If you are free, can you show me around our police station?"
Yamazaki turned around and received a bright smile.
As far as he knew, this person should be a newcomer who reported for duty a few days ago. What's his strange name?
"007"
Yamazaki asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, it's great that senior still remembers me. Please."
Someone nodded abruptly, and made a please gesture after finishing speaking.
Yamazaki was ashamed, he didn't seem to agree to take him for a stroll, did he?Alas, forget it, I happen to have nothing to do, so let's take a walk.
In fact, the police station is not that big...
"Director's office."
"Deputy Chief's Office."
"Emergency exit."
"bathroom……"
Look, look, he must have found the wrong person, that's all he can do to introduce, and after listening to his introduction, he will only look at it a few more times, and then think about something absent-mindedly, knocking on which brick from time to time .
Come on, the police station won't have an agency, will it?
He was complaining, when a sound transmission came from the toilet, and the sound made him feel sick.
"Yamazaki!"
Yamazaki looked at his hands, for some reason he had a bad premonition...
Listening to the situation where he was roaring hysterically, wouldn't he get his [beep——] stuck in it again when he [beep——]?
"007, I still have something to do, you should go shopping by yourself, if you get lost, you can call me!"
After finishing speaking, Yamazaki quickly took out a pen and wrote down his number in 007's palm.
In a blink of an eye, the person disappeared.
007 frowned, looked at his palm, just as the weather was hot and his hand was secreting fine sweat, so he wiped off the handwriting.After a while, I took out an A4 paper from my pants pocket.
There are several bold English letters [general layout plan] printed horizontally.
*【general layout】
After taking a second look, he took a lollipop in his mouth and leisurely studied the structure of the police station.
Inside the men's restroom.
Next to a urinal, the white walls hide what should not be seen.The gorilla [crossed out] saw someone coming, turned his head with a sad face, Yamazaki even saw tears in the corner of his eyes, and he helped his forehead helplessly.
So why don't you wear looser trousers, Chief?Aren't you aware of the fact that you've gained weight recently?
Thinking of this, Yamazaki's hands couldn't help shaking.
"Bure... Director, what do you want from me?"
In this case, if you can pretend that you don't know, you don't know... (tears running...)
"Yamazaki. My lower [half [body] [sex] blessing... depends on you..."
The gorilla's eyes filled with tears...
Yamazaki is even more helpless, is he the one who should cry? ...
You have to know that the process of helping one another is the embarrassment from [Car Owing] to [Shi Geng]... Embarrassing... Embarrassing...
Chief, please let me go...
He really didn't want to witness such a process...
A line of clear tears that belonged to a man flowed down...
Yamazaki raised his head, couldn't help but sympathize with his chief, and finally stretched out his hand...
However, at this damn critical moment, he suddenly realized that there was a black figure slowly walking towards him behind him, to be precise, it was coming to the toilet...
He turned his head and saw the face of his deputy chief who was even more embarrassed than himself.
"Sorry to bother you..."
After Tufang finished speaking, he turned and ran.
Deputy, deputy, deputy, deputy... chief?
Yamazaki's face was already flushed, and at this moment, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get into it, never to come out again.
[Vice Chief... Listen to my explanation! 】
A cry from Yamazaki's heart.
"Yo, Mr. Duochuan, long time no see."
"Long time no see your head!"
Tufang, who had just come out of the toilet, heard the sound of a certain natural volume, and it came back in seconds.
Such a second response made the visitor stunned.
Such a situation made someone unable to bear suspicion.
"Mr. Duochuan, have you eaten honey bee poo, you..."
The blue eyes quickly turned into glaucoma.
He wondered if this guy could have something nice to say.Fighting against the police like this is a terrible death.
The so-called people have three urgencies, and Yin, who is a little bit eager to go to the toilet, has no mind to listen to more strings.
"Get out of the way, Ah Yin, I have to go to the bathroom."
what?
To the restroom?
no! !
As soon as he heard about going to the toilet, Tufang immediately grabbed someone with a serious expression.
"You, you can't go."
If you let him know that there are two people in the toilet in the police station, this matter will definitely become his laughing stock in the future.
For unknown reasons, Yinshi was at a loss.
"Is it okay to go to the toilet?"
"You are really stingy to death."
Contemptuous gaze.
contemptuous tone.
……
Earth Fang gritted his teeth and dragged the man away.
"Okay, go back to your house to go to the toilet! By the way, I'll make you a cake!"
"..."
"!!!"
Multi-strand cakes? !
Someone who was originally reluctant immediately smiled.
As the saying goes, if you grab a man, you must grab his stomach. In the future, Ah Yin, I will definitely marry a wife who has super skills like Duochuan, and then I will grow a bunch of curly hair.
Who said curly hair can't be cute.
But having said that, this feeling...is particularly unpleasant, I always feel like I've been fooled by something...
And Ah Yin, I still have to hold back my urine! ! ! !
Wait, why use multiple strings as templates.
He also ate too many cakes made with skewers, and got drunk?
However, at this time, Tufang, who was walking to Yinshi's house, was already thinking about what kind of cake he would make for him to eat.
That guy seems to like sweets, so...
Don't make sweets for him!Make a rum cheese.
A wine-scented, but slightly bitter cake, and fresh lemon.Hey, just do it casually, why do you care so much about a natural roll.
【Hijikata, you must be a Gemini, you have schizophrenia and so on】
By the way, what about natural rolls?Earthwork looked around and found...
That guy crossed the road without looking at the traffic lights?
So he said, rich people are capricious!
"Hey Hey hey……"
"Don't run the red light, you idiot!"
In desperation, Tufang had no choice but to bring back someone who didn't know what to do.
……
Wait, he seemed to touch something just now.
Wait, let's make sure again.
……
At this moment, Yinshi suddenly felt that his waist had been pinched, and reflexively took a few steps back.
"puff……"
Hijikata was amused by that cute little gesture.
"Natural volume, is the fat around your waist really due to eating too much cake?"
Yinshi reached into his trouser pocket and glared at him.
"A man with a little flesh on his belly is sexy, what do you know?!"
sexy?
Earth looked back at him.
The sunset light shone on his fair face, and the suspicious blush was particularly exciting.
Then, he glared at him again.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen Gao Fushuai before."
"..."
In fact, he still wants to say...
In fact, it has nothing to do with sexy, but the touch is pretty good (so, you must have a sponge).
Such an idea, inexplicable
Naturally, the earthwork will not give a good face.
【Who has he given good looks to? 】
"Fuck off!"
With one push with one hand, he pushed away the person who blocked the way and was an eyesore.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are not very old, is this really good? Could it be that your attribute is a crab?"
The corners of her lips raised slightly.
Sougo's happiness is often based on the pain of Shiro Hijikata.
When Tufang turned his head, a beam of cold light burst out, Sougo flashed so fast, pretending he didn't see it, and threw it right at 007, causing him to tremble.
Sougo continued to chuckle.
"Isn't that bad for the newcomers?"
"You bastard, cut seppuku!"
[Kabukicho, a peaceful day]
"Meow~"
"Long time no see~"
The black cat wagged its tail at the 'former owner', expressing its pleasure to see him, squinting its glasses and rubbing against the back of his hand.
But now Takasugi is in a bad mood.
Cat, don't you see it?
Yinshi, who just came out of the bathroom, thought to himself.
Hearing the movement, Gao Shan raised his head and stared straight at the person he hadn't seen for half a month.
No text messages.
No mail.
No call.
Sure enough, he missed him very much.
Same-sex eye contact is normal.
Gintoki clenched the towel for wiping his hair, and moved his eyes to Biechu, but why, he always felt that Takasugi's gaze was warm, which made people more and more puzzled, and his calm heart was confused.
"Why don't you dare look at me?"
It's not so much a question, but a statement, and it doesn't matter if you answer or not.
When Yinshi heard this, he was not reconciled again.
"Why should I look at you, do you have big breasts? Or big butt?"
"..."
This question is extremely good!Takasugi was speechless, so he just gave him a blank look, and the topic was over.
Seeing that he had returned to his normal appearance, he dared to go over and sit together, wiping the silver-white curly hair that was still dripping.
Gintoki looked at the black cat and suddenly remembered something.
"Ai Shan, are you here to take it away~"
It - silver hour.
"It's for you."
Yin Shi was slightly startled.
"Eh? Don't you like it too?"
"But it likes you more."
Eh?
Gintoki didn't know what expression Takasugi had when he said this, when he raised his head and looked over, he had already returned to indifference, and gently stroked the cat with his palm with clear bones.
Then, Gintoki knew that Takasugi Shinsuke's heart was still soft, but he hid it so deep, so deep, who else would be able to discover it?
Gao Shan turned his head suddenly, with a serious expression, and his green eyes were full of confusion.
"Yinshi, if you do this again, I really don't know if I can control myself."
The heartbeat missed a beat inexplicably, Yinshi immediately hugged Yinhour back, and hurriedly defended himself.
"I love it too!"
is it.
Natural rolls are really stupid, so is that idiot, and so is this idiot. Now Takasugi really wants to hit his brain with a hammer, so that he can see what is inside, what is it? !
What he said has nothing to do with Yinhour! ! !
In the end, I resisted the urge.
Silver felt a trace of resentment.
"Aoshan, what's the matter with you, don't talk about giving this guy to me, Ah Yin, and look very unhappy at the same time? Ah Yin, I have a kind heart, and I will feel guilty."
"idiot."
eh?
I always feel like I've been bitten, and of course Yinshi will bite back.
"Intellectually retarded."
"Protein-white-matter combination."
"Go to shit, you little fir!!"
Yinshi jumped up from the sofa with Yinshi in his arms. To him, being angry was just being angry, and he couldn't hide his emotions.
"Hey, hey... get along well. You guys."
Gui 'broke' in and persuaded him kindly.
For the first time, Gao Shan felt that Gui came at the right time, otherwise, he would really be pissed off.
The most authoritative president of Tangtang Joy Company was pissed off. He couldn't look directly at such news.
"I just want to get along."
Takasugi especially emphasized the words 'get along well', picked up his things, and left without looking back.
Gui and Yinshi looked at each other in blank dismay, until Gao Shan walked away, Gui said something.
"Gintoki, you didn't offend Takasugi, did you?"
"how is this possible."
Someone calmly picked a small lump of unknown object from his nose and wiped it on the cat in his arms.
Cats are naturally sensitive, so they jumped down.
[I'm not a tissue! 】
A certain cat looked at him in disgust and complained.
【what is the relationship. 】
Yin Shi squatted down and smiled wretchedly.
[Let me pull poop on you if I have the ability. 】
The cat rolled a big white eye.
Only God can understand its mood at the moment, right?He didn't expect the master to understand.
[Do you still want my life? 】
【…】
Tears (┯_┯)
Tears, soaring in Yinshi's heart~
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chapter eight
Chapter Eight
It was the second day that the earthworker returned to the bureau, and he began to feel that life was a bit difficult.First, I received a text message in the morning saying [multiple strings, help], but I ignored it when I saw it was a person with natural curly hair. At lunchtime, I received another call, saying it was [multiple strings, help].
It is the sound of the natural volume.
Then he began to doubt the authenticity of the matter, and rushed to his house, only to see him with his legs crossed on the chair of his house safe and sound, did I owe him in the previous life? !
Didn't he just fool him once? !When is the time for retribution? !
……
……
"Hey Hey hey……"
"Why are you stunned!"
"Quickly write a review!"
"What do you mean by being a policeman?"
Tu Fang impatiently knocked on the table and urged, he felt that he had already been mercifully given a light sentence, if it was someone else, he would have to make a good one if there was nothing wrong, and then do ideological education.
And Yinshi never looked directly at the self-criticism form that he was required to fill out since the moment he came in, with a look of 'I didn't do anything wrong'.
"What a bunch! Ah Yin, I'm hungry, hurry up and make a cake for me, Ah Yin."
A hand wrapped around it.
Tu Fang gave him a blank look, quickly flung them away, and opened the distance between them. Fortunately, the chair had wheels, and it slipped to the door of the office. Someone stretched out his head and yelled at the door.
"Hey! Yamazaki, I'm being stalked by a lunatic! Come here and replace me!"
"There are so many bastards, who do you call a lunatic!"
When the people inside heard it, they immediately slapped the table and got up.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the earth side got up and ran without a trace.
Yinshi felt that he was also catching up, and pointed at his back in displeasure...
"Bastard! Don't run away if you have the ability, don't be cowardly!"
Sakata Gintoki.
You are nothing more than an extra 'good' identity.
How can it be repaired, rich people know how to be self-willed.
On the rooftop, Tufang was lying on a clean stone, looking at the blue sky, and muttering to himself.The white smoke smoked his eyes, his brows were frowned, and there was a blurred color in his eyes.
After hearing the footsteps, the stern face immediately became paralyzed, as if smelling something he didn't like.
"Hey, Mr. Hijikata, lunch break!"
The red-eyed kid joked.
A half-dead puppy in his arms came to him at a leisurely pace.
As soon as Tufang got up, his hands were tied with a rope, so as not to die, and it happened that the other end of the rope was the half-dead puppy.
The earthwork had a bad premonition, very bad...
"Bastard, what do you want!"
Sougo leaned down and gave Hijikata a sinister smile.
"I just think this dog and the deputy chief should get along well, so I will give it to you, deputy chief! You must take, raise, ok, oh, deputy chief!"
Originally, he picked up this dog on the side of the road, and he couldn't bear to watch him die violently on the street, so he brought it back, but the house was already a mess, and it was impossible to bring another puppy back, he didn't want to live in his own den Become a doghouse.
Of course, these reasons are unknown to the earth.
Looking at the half-dead little life, Tufang felt inexplicably soft-hearted...
He picked it up and ran downstairs in a hurry.
There was a roar from the stairs.
"Idiot!! You don't send it to the vet first but you push it to me??"
Sougo squinted at the door, and he could probably imagine the gesture of Tufang's veins bulging and roaring at the door.
Mr. Hijikata, you are really an idiot.
Pet Hospital.
Just as people were quieting down in the hospital, a man in police uniform rushed in with a puppy in his arms, and the veterinarians saw him dumbfounded again.
"that……"
"Please save this little guy."
After finishing speaking, Tufang was annoyed for a while. He found that there were all women here, so why did he, a big man, do such a thing!
Damn kid, remember it for me, when I go back, I will make you seppuku every minute until you can't stop.
The female doctor hugged her in half doubt.
"Okay, please wait outside."
whispering sound.What is that look!
Hijikata frowned and sat down.
Suddenly, I remembered that there was a guy who had a 'pet' at home, and that guy seemed to understand animal language, let him come, he wanted to hear what that little guy was talking about... …
You can't die.
Let him think about what excuse he should use to come here?He is not very familiar with Tianranjuan, so he should rely on fooling...
cough cough...
Tufang cleared his voice and dialed the phone.
"Hey, Natural Roll, your cat is now in the nearest pet hospital to the police station, come here quickly."
"what?!"
The natural volume was visibly stunned.
"Multiple strings, you wait for me!"
"Beep beep..."
The phone is hung up.Seeing him in such a hurry, Tufang suddenly regretted fooling him, why could he care so much about a little guy?What kind of person is Sakata Gintoki?These questions rushed into his mind...
My mind was instantly filled with [doubts about the silver-white natural roll].
……
……
As a result, within 15 minutes, the natural tornado rushed over.
"Where's my cat?!"
The voice was so loud that everyone in the pet hospital turned their attention to the two of them.
The beauty in the consulting room turned her head, and the movements in her hands stopped abruptly. She looked at the puppy lying on the white sheet in disbelief. This is... a cat? ? ?If her eyes are not blind, this is exactly a Tibetan Mastiff puppy suffering from canine plague, right?
With one hand on his forehead, Tufang stretched out his hand silently, grabbed someone's hand, and pulled him to the seat next to him, opening his mouth with some difficulty.
"Natural volume, actually..."
"It's not your cat inside."
A certain person immediately rolled his eyes. You must know that he came here with great urgency, but it turned out that Nima had been fooled by so many strings of death. How could he not be angry, how could he not be angry!
In the next second, Yinshi stood up suddenly.
"Then you call me here?! Do you know that Ah Yin is very busy!"
After all, turn around and leave.
Tufang hurriedly bit the bullet to keep him.
"and many more!"
"Although this is not my dog, can I trouble you to listen to what the little guy inside is saying..."
This is?
Asked?
Yinshi's anger disappeared without a trace after realizing this, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised a slight arc, happy?Proudly...
He turned around and propped his chin with one hand, pretending to be thinking seriously.
"What a joke, I didn't expect that you would have a day to beg Ah Yin. I told you a long time ago, Ah Yin, it's wrong to always pretend to be cold, because of your sincerity, Mr. Duo Chuan I will help you as hard as I can, but you have to treat me to something delicious!"
Hijikata gritted his teeth, trying to resist the urge to beat up the person in front of him.
However, Gintoki, who promised to help, regretted it.
He didn't want to hear this sound, he couldn't hear this sound.
That guy has been crying and howling weakly due to the torment of his illness. According to the beautiful sister, he has been suffering from canine plague for two or three months.He is only two months old, and since he is not from many families, he may have been abandoned, or he may not be able to find his way home.
As soon as he speculated about the reason for this little guy's exile, Yin Shi felt overwhelmed, which made the Sichuan characters on his brows become deeper and deeper.
Tufang squinted at the natural volume, saw the deep frown, and was puzzled for a while, but he couldn't guess what he heard, only saw him pat him on the shoulder when he came out, and said something to him.
"Many strings, if the canine plague is cured, please take good care of this little guy!"
Hijikata had never seen Yinshi speak so seriously before, the laziness in the dark red dead fish eyes was swept away, replaced by an indelible seriousness, it was strange that he was inexplicably speechless, more precisely... ...should be, he couldn't refuse the natural volume request.
Why can't I refuse...
When he was confused, a voice called him over.
"The owner of the pet dog, please come over and go through the hospitalization procedures. Your pet dog needs to be kept in the hospital for observation."
"it is good."
Tufang immediately cut off his thoughts and walked towards her.
She handed over a few pieces of paper and said she wanted him to look at it, then confirm the signature, and finally pay.
In the middle of the conversation, there were some intermittent conversations that he accidentally remembered.
"Is that person just now your friend?"
"A very caring person."
"Tch. If there is any love in the natural curly, you only know willfulness."
Hijikata didn't know, but when he said this, his expression was soft.
It seems that he disagrees with the doctor's statement. Who knows what is in his mind.
The female veterinarian couldn't help covering her face with a smile when she saw his inappropriate statement.
……
Coming out of the pet hospital is a clean road, with two rows of neat cherry blossom trees planted on both sides of the road.
The sun is dappled, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the breeze is gentle.
Gintoki raised his head and looked at the tree trunk that had already shed all the cherry blossoms.
After the cherry blossoms are all gone, the sun is extremely hot, and the sultry climate makes people easy to be lazy even if they can get natural wind.
Yinshi rubbed the natural roll, trying to straighten him, but a natural roll is a natural roll.
Regrettably……
Damn it, I was fooled by that guy again.
Black, short and straight is owed...
However, think about it, you can still have a good (sweet) meal (taste) for Duo Chuanjun...
don't hit him...
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Chapter Nine
Hot summer.
The most enjoyable moment is probably when the air conditioner is blowing.
Yinshi quickly ran to Gui's office to take advantage of the cool breeze. He was coveted that Gui's office was relatively close, but after thinking about it, it was really better to go to Aoshan's office. That guy Gui started chattering as soon as he came in. Nine out of ten sentences are inseparable from the barbarians.
Rush, scramble, scramble...
Sometimes, Yinshi really wants to ask, in this era of great peace...
"What is the alien in your eyes?"
Wig, can we not be funny?Ah Yin, I am really a normal person.
"Come here, let me tell you."
Gui beckoned to Yinshi, motioning for Yinshi to pass.
Yinshi squinted the dead fish eyes into a line, his face was full of reluctance, Guizheng was hot on his head, so he took the initiative to "bite his ears" with the silver-white natural roll
"That's right……"
“@¥¥&¥¥#@”
"!@!#&*!@##!"
"!#!#%&...*¥#@"
"Ha ha……"
After listening, Yin Shi sneered, his world view was completely overturned, and now he felt that the wig and him were not the same kind of people at all! !
"Wig, can you say something about Ah Yin so I can understand you?"
"Ahahaha... Do you think it's great..."
The automatic reply was actually not [Isn't it a wig or Gui? 】
He was helpless.
"Please, don't imitate Sakamoto's idiot laugh?"
"Do I have it?"
"..."
Gintoki cast a contemptuous glance at Gui, decided to shift positions, and slipped into Gaoshan's office in despair. (It's better to be a dwarf fir, at least it's quiet)
Oh, by the way, in fact, he can still go to his office, but because he is lazy and afraid of the heat, he can save a step.
(When you spend money, why didn’t you expect to save one yuan?)
"Make a copy."
Takasugi handed the document to Laishima without looking up.
He responded with enthusiasm.
"Okay! Takasugi sama."
Her eyes are full of love?
When Yinshi opened the door, he couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat. It seems that he came at a bad time, let's go...
But as soon as this thought came out, Gao Shan raised his head and looked at him in the crack of the door.
"Since you're here, why don't you come in?"
"Cough cough."
Due to embarrassment, someone cleared his voice to cover it up.
"Ayin, I happened to be passing by, so I came in to enjoy the... cool?"
"random."
Takasugi glanced at him, then continued to look at other things, the pen in his hand rubbed against the A4 paper and made a rustling sound, the clearer the sound, the quieter the space.
Gintoki suddenly wanted to see Takasugi's cowardice, so he raised his eyelids and looked at the silent purple-haired man.
Against the background of the light, the purple hair flashed circles of light, and the white bandage between the hair and the eyes that have been lost are not matched. In fact, Takasugi's eyes were still very bright when he was young...
However, no matter how many years it takes, he will never meet such clear eyes again.
Takasugi suddenly raised his head.
Four eyes facing each other.
Yin Shi suddenly lay down on the long sofa.
Damn it, why do I have a guilty conscience... Yinshi secretly despised himself for a while.
Maybe it was because of something last time. Since then, something has been quietly changing, and I can’t say what it is. In short, he feels that the current Takasugi is somewhat different from the Takasugi he knew before. Same.
That guy, Aoshan, is very suspicious...
half an hour.
"Silver hour."
Gao Sugi put down the black pen and stood up gently.
"..."
Unfortunately there was no response.
Gao Shan frowned, and walked slowly thinking about him, is this guy asleep, or... ignoring him on purpose.
"Silver hour."
"..."
no sound...
And the same words, Takasugi will never repeat it for the third time, he directly sat in the nearest seat of Li Yinshi, and looked at him wantonly, if he didn't sleep, he should be found.
Except for the sound of even breathing, he didn't move at all.
He actually regarded this place as the place where he took his afternoon nap?Yinshi, you can really rest assured...
A sneer twitched at the corner of Takasugi's mouth, looking at him with his arms crossed.
After a while, it seemed that a hand was swimming uncontrollably to Yinshi's face, and instead, she let out a messy strand of hair.The natural curly hair is already messy, and there is basically no 'smoothness' at all, but this silvery white color is still very dazzling.
"..."
Yinshi blinked, this hand belongs to Ao Shan, the key is what is he doing? !
He also frowned and stood up abruptly.
"Dwarf, do you even discriminate against natural curls?!"
"You have gum in your eyes."
Takasugi told a lie without changing his face, and also had a disgusted tone.
"..."
Someone suddenly became speechless.
Dwarf fir!Life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed~
Ah Yin, is the gum in my eyes bothering you? !
The first day of treatment received.
Loss of appetite in puppies, secretions from the eyes and nose, dry cough, vomiting or diarrhea, these are the initial symptoms, similar to a cold and fever, but they are not. Thanks to timely treatment, your pet can still be saved.
In terms of treatment time, it is a bit longer, and it takes about half a month to recover.
The above is from the analysis of the beautiful sister.
Listening to this, Tufang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Although he is not like a dog now, since she said it can be saved, it can be saved. If she doesn't believe it, who else can she trust.
"Thank you."
"you are welcome."
She smiled.
Although the little guy was thrown to him by that brat, since he took over it, he had no choice but to take the responsibility to the end, at least once a day to see it.
"Uh, that's right."
The earthwork suddenly remembered something.
"Have you seen the silver-white natural curly one?"
"Eh?"
The doctor was obviously taken aback. After thinking about it, he still caught some clues. The silver-white natural curls...isn't it very eye-catching?
But... "He hasn't been here."
"Ah."
The earth side responded.
She looked at him suspiciously. There was no expression on his side face, but his handsome face was exceptionally attractive. The police uniform he was wearing had already betrayed his identity. She would see him often in the future.
"@!#@#¥¥%%..."
His cell phone rings.
He took out his mobile phone and went out to answer the call, but he didn't know that when he took out his mobile phone, his work card had already slipped out of his pocket.The person who had been paying attention to him noticed it, bent down, picked up his work card, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
Name: Toshiro Hijikata.
Position: Vice President.
[Deputy chief, it's time to go to work. 】
"I got it! Brat!"
Tu Fang growled displeased outside the door.
Is it easy for him to take a break?Is it easy to run over to see a sick puppy?Called back again...
"Mr. Hijikata!"
"Ok?"
is her?
"You lost your work permit."
"Oh, thanks."
Just as the earth party thanked her again, she smiled.
"puff--"
This smile makes people puzzled for a while.
The strange thing is, later on, I thought of a certain natural curly smile, with a wretched look...
What's even more puzzling is that yesterday he was so serious about raising it, why didn't he come and see this dead puppy?Could it be that you just want to throw it to someone?
One by one, why are they so irresponsible...
Oh, by the way, I seem to owe him a meal, hey, I'm not happy to invite you.
"Ha chirp!"
Yin Shi, who was picking his nose, sneezed unexpectedly.
"Who is scolding me, Ah Yin?"
Someone muttered to himself.
Soon, a certain black cat cast a disgusted look at him.
[Don't pick your nose all day long. 】
Hey?The world is upside down?Did he, Sakata Gintoki, fall for a black cat to teach?
no!To instill some ideas into this little bastard.
【Ayin, am I extremely bored?Every protagonist must have his signature moves...]
【Then you also want the disgusting signature moves? 】
【Hey Hey hey……】
【Didn't your mother teach you?You have to wait for someone to finish talking before you can interrupt, you idiot! 】
Gintoki poked the fat on its waist, and then that guy rolled along the floor... Gintoki was amused by his naturally sensitive and funny appearance, so he walked over and picked him up, feeling in a good mood nice look.
[Go, I'll take you to meet a fun guy. 】
See if it's any better.
Pet Hospital.
Yinshi hugged his cat, and walked leisurely in front of the 'patient', wanting them to get along with each other and become good friends, but when Yinshi saw the Tibetan mastiff puppy, he rubbed it into his arms, Grabbing his clothes violently with his claws, yelling something...
【Wow……】
【You scoundrel!You let me meet my natural enemy, I hate you! 】
Looking at the ceiling in silver.
Are cats afraid of dogs?Why doesn't he know?
Mistakes Mistakes.
Yin Shi gently stroked its back, as if to calm it down or something.
【Okay, okay, it won't bite you if it's sick. 】
"You're here? Mr. Hijikata was still talking about you just now?"
The beautiful sister wandered in front of him and interjected.
"Tell me?"
Yinshi was a little unbelievable.
This bastard is talking ill of me, Ah Yin again.
She saw his expression and saw his mood, so she added another sentence.
"No, he just asked, have you been here or something."
oh?Mr. Duochuan doesn't pretend to be cold?
Yinshi raised his eyebrows, in a happy mood, and suddenly thought of desserts, and when he thought of desserts, he thought of someone who still owed such a meal, so he secretly decided on something, but the phone in his pocket vibrated.
An unread text message.
【Have a meal. 】
Form dwarf.
Shorty, it costs 1 cents to send two words, why are you so stingy.
【Not going.Silver I have lunch. 】
*Opening...
Takasugi thought the answer was still the same as usual, but unexpectedly this time he was rejected.
Is this what... being rejected feels like?
Never knew before...
Gao Shan looked at the clear sky outside the window, feeling a little stuffed for the first time.
He doesn't want this feeling, so what can he do.
The author has something to say: yes.The author has a pet complex. (Aww) Crash crash...
chapter ten
Chapter ten
"Hey~ Yamazaki-kun, I'm not very familiar with this place after coming here for a few days. If you are free, can you show me around our police station?"
Yamazaki turned around and received a bright smile.
As far as he knew, this person should be a newcomer who reported for duty a few days ago. What's his strange name?
"007"
Yamazaki asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, it's great that senior still remembers me. Please."
Someone nodded abruptly, and made a please gesture after finishing speaking.
Yamazaki was ashamed, he didn't seem to agree to take him for a stroll, did he?Alas, forget it, I happen to have nothing to do, so let's take a walk.
In fact, the police station is not that big...
"Director's office."
"Deputy Chief's Office."
"Emergency exit."
"bathroom……"
Look, look, he must have found the wrong person, that's all he can do to introduce, and after listening to his introduction, he will only look at it a few more times, and then think about something absent-mindedly, knocking on which brick from time to time .
Come on, the police station won't have an agency, will it?
He was complaining, when a sound transmission came from the toilet, and the sound made him feel sick.
"Yamazaki!"
Yamazaki looked at his hands, for some reason he had a bad premonition...
Listening to the situation where he was roaring hysterically, wouldn't he get his [beep——] stuck in it again when he [beep——]?
"007, I still have something to do, you should go shopping by yourself, if you get lost, you can call me!"
After finishing speaking, Yamazaki quickly took out a pen and wrote down his number in 007's palm.
In a blink of an eye, the person disappeared.
007 frowned, looked at his palm, just as the weather was hot and his hand was secreting fine sweat, so he wiped off the handwriting.After a while, I took out an A4 paper from my pants pocket.
There are several bold English letters [general layout plan] printed horizontally.
*【general layout】
After taking a second look, he took a lollipop in his mouth and leisurely studied the structure of the police station.
Inside the men's restroom.
Next to a urinal, the white walls hide what should not be seen.The gorilla [crossed out] saw someone coming, turned his head with a sad face, Yamazaki even saw tears in the corner of his eyes, and he helped his forehead helplessly.
So why don't you wear looser trousers, Chief?Aren't you aware of the fact that you've gained weight recently?
Thinking of this, Yamazaki's hands couldn't help shaking.
"Bure... Director, what do you want from me?"
In this case, if you can pretend that you don't know, you don't know... (tears running...)
"Yamazaki. My lower [half [body] [sex] blessing... depends on you..."
The gorilla's eyes filled with tears...
Yamazaki is even more helpless, is he the one who should cry? ...
You have to know that the process of helping one another is the embarrassment from [Car Owing] to [Shi Geng]... Embarrassing... Embarrassing...
Chief, please let me go...
He really didn't want to witness such a process...
A line of clear tears that belonged to a man flowed down...
Yamazaki raised his head, couldn't help but sympathize with his chief, and finally stretched out his hand...
However, at this damn critical moment, he suddenly realized that there was a black figure slowly walking towards him behind him, to be precise, it was coming to the toilet...
He turned his head and saw the face of his deputy chief who was even more embarrassed than himself.
"Sorry to bother you..."
After Tufang finished speaking, he turned and ran.
Deputy, deputy, deputy, deputy... chief?
Yamazaki's face was already flushed, and at this moment, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get into it, never to come out again.
[Vice Chief... Listen to my explanation! 】
A cry from Yamazaki's heart.
"Yo, Mr. Duochuan, long time no see."
"Long time no see your head!"
Tufang, who had just come out of the toilet, heard the sound of a certain natural volume, and it came back in seconds.
Such a second response made the visitor stunned.
Such a situation made someone unable to bear suspicion.
"Mr. Duochuan, have you eaten honey bee poo, you..."
The blue eyes quickly turned into glaucoma.
He wondered if this guy could have something nice to say.Fighting against the police like this is a terrible death.
The so-called people have three urgencies, and Yin, who is a little bit eager to go to the toilet, has no mind to listen to more strings.
"Get out of the way, Ah Yin, I have to go to the bathroom."
what?
To the restroom?
no! !
As soon as he heard about going to the toilet, Tufang immediately grabbed someone with a serious expression.
"You, you can't go."
If you let him know that there are two people in the toilet in the police station, this matter will definitely become his laughing stock in the future.
For unknown reasons, Yinshi was at a loss.
"Is it okay to go to the toilet?"
"You are really stingy to death."
Contemptuous gaze.
contemptuous tone.
……
Earth Fang gritted his teeth and dragged the man away.
"Okay, go back to your house to go to the toilet! By the way, I'll make you a cake!"
"..."
"!!!"
Multi-strand cakes? !
Someone who was originally reluctant immediately smiled.
As the saying goes, if you grab a man, you must grab his stomach. In the future, Ah Yin, I will definitely marry a wife who has super skills like Duochuan, and then I will grow a bunch of curly hair.
Who said curly hair can't be cute.
But having said that, this feeling...is particularly unpleasant, I always feel like I've been fooled by something...
And Ah Yin, I still have to hold back my urine! ! ! !
Wait, why use multiple strings as templates.
He also ate too many cakes made with skewers, and got drunk?
However, at this time, Tufang, who was walking to Yinshi's house, was already thinking about what kind of cake he would make for him to eat.
That guy seems to like sweets, so...
Don't make sweets for him!Make a rum cheese.
A wine-scented, but slightly bitter cake, and fresh lemon.Hey, just do it casually, why do you care so much about a natural roll.
【Hijikata, you must be a Gemini, you have schizophrenia and so on】
By the way, what about natural rolls?Earthwork looked around and found...
That guy crossed the road without looking at the traffic lights?
So he said, rich people are capricious!
"Hey Hey hey……"
"Don't run the red light, you idiot!"
In desperation, Tufang had no choice but to bring back someone who didn't know what to do.
……
Wait, he seemed to touch something just now.
Wait, let's make sure again.
……
At this moment, Yinshi suddenly felt that his waist had been pinched, and reflexively took a few steps back.
"puff……"
Hijikata was amused by that cute little gesture.
"Natural volume, is the fat around your waist really due to eating too much cake?"
Yinshi reached into his trouser pocket and glared at him.
"A man with a little flesh on his belly is sexy, what do you know?!"
sexy?
Earth looked back at him.
The sunset light shone on his fair face, and the suspicious blush was particularly exciting.
Then, he glared at him again.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen Gao Fushuai before."
"..."
In fact, he still wants to say...
In fact, it has nothing to do with sexy, but the touch is pretty good (so, you must have a sponge).
Such an idea, inexplicable
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