[Gintama] An Incident Caused by Desserts

Said he didn't come to work.This rhythm is a bit like avoiding debt.He couldn't help thinking of the image of Hijikata on the bloody plot of a TV series, and it was the first time Yinshi snickered because he couldn't find Hijikata.

the next day.

As usual, Wanshiwu had no business, as if it had been forgotten by the world, and the little devils also took their pets out to sneak out, leaving him alone to stick to the Wanshiwu office.In fact, everything can be done in everything!Yinshi looked at the open door helplessly, and if the situation develops, he will have to go to the Puppet Club again.

It was agreed to go with the wig at the beginning, but now the wig has wandered away, so Yinshi just wanted to say: Wig, I hope you will be arrested as soon as possible.

When it comes to arrest, Yinshi's current situation is not much better, because!It's been a week and Sakamoto still hasn't paid back the money! ! !The amount is no longer something that Yinshi can afford to go bankrupt. After all, he can't compare with the local tyrants in the world. Who said it's good to be a local tyrant!Who can tell him where his situation is!

"..."

Yinshi lay on the desk, depressed.

There are countless black lines on the head, and the black lines symbolize helplessness and speechlessness.

When Yamazaki and Sogo came to the Wanshiwu, they couldn't help being blinded.

Is the Danna of Wanshiwu broken in love? !How did such a state come out!Yamazaki and Sougo looked at each other.

After a while, Sougo approached Yinshi and knocked on Yinshi's desk.

Unexpectedly, Yin Shi's face has changed from a face full of black lines to a relaxed sleeping face.Sougo silently turned his head and pointed at Yinshi: This guy is asleep.

Yamazaki was surprised, so, he was blinded just now? !

But is Sougo the kind of person who doesn't wake people up to sleep?no!In the next second, the expressionless Sougo pinched Gintoki's eyelids with his icy cold hands, and used this to lift Gintoki's eyelids, causing Gintoki's eyes to turn white.

"Snapped--"

Sougo was shot flying, causing a turmoil in the windows of the Mansion House.

Yinshi stretched as if nothing had happened, his eyes were sleepy, as if he hadn't slept.

"It seems that a big fly came here just now."

"Ah? Jimmy-kun, why are you here?"

Yamazaki pointed to Sougo who was shot flying.

Sougo wiped the blood flowing from his internal organs, stood up very calmly, and continued to walk in the direction of the person who had just surprised him without fear.

"I'll just ask a question. Chinese girls have sweethearts."

Silver shook his head.

"So, you have to tell me, Ah Yin, what exactly do you like about her?"

The guy hit too hard just now, some bones were aching, Sougo stretched the bones and smiled evilly.

"Resistant."

"..."

"..."

The two people present were suddenly speechless at his burst of shaking S attributes.

After being speechless, Yamazaki suddenly remembered that he came here because he had a question to ask, and his gaze turned to Gintoki.

"By the way! Dana, I only have one question, where is Shinpachi's older sister?"

Silver glanced at him.

"Smile Club."

The two got the information and walked towards the gate in a tacit understanding.

"Hey Hey hey!"

"What about the two of you! Information is also charged!"

"I'll treat you to a wedding candy!"

"I'll treat you to a wedding candy!"

……

The two figures disappeared in the house of masters.

Candy?Is it more expensive than money?

Unidentified object that flicks fingers, what kind of candy?wrong!I rely on!Why did the police all take a fancy to my child! ! ! ! ! !

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chapter thirty

chapter thirty

Had dinner.

The two bear children began to rush to watch TV, while Yinshi sat on the edge of the sofa and stared at the other key and became dazed. The spare key was earthwork, and it should have been returned to him. As he got older, his memory began to change. Not good, always forget.While thinking about it, let's go to Duochuan's house, Gintoki thought secretly, put away the keys, and slowly got up.

Kagura and Shinpachi continued to scramble for the remote control, completely unaware that someone had gone away from the house, and when they came to their senses, the seat was already empty.

"Ah? Where's Yinsang?"

Shinpachi glanced across the house, but he still didn't find the silver-white curly hair haunting.

"Really, I don't know how to say it when I go out."

After confirming Yinshi and going out, Shinpachi couldn't help but blame.

In fact, Yinshi greeted him when he went out, but the voice of the brat arguing was louder than his greeting, so he began to feel that it was unnecessary and closed the door.

Time: 19:20.

Location: Toshiro Hijikata's home.

Since getting to know Tu Xiaofang, Yinshi no longer has to worry about being yelled at by dogs or bitten by dogs every time he comes here. He sneaks in very smoothly, and the dogs follow behind him wagging their tails.Because Hijikata lived alone, he might not be able to see him in person at the first sight when he walked in. Like before, Yinshi began to wander in this somewhat familiar home.

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, followed by the sound of the door being pulled open, Gintoki turned his head, shocked by what he saw.

Just now, he actually thought about several situations when he saw the earthwork, for example, he walked out of his bedroom because he was disturbed by the noise outside the house, or for example, he just walked out of the kitchen after washing the dishes...

I never expected that the earth side would "be honest with me" [Hey!

Yin Shi stared straight at his eyes, and turned his head away with great difficulty. "Many strings, Ah Yin, I actually haven't seen anything, so you don't have to worry about it..."

Trying to put on a nonchalant and calm look, Yinshi's mind exploded.

Why is this guy not wearing fat times!It's fine if you don't wear fat times, then he doesn't care, so why don't you even wear a bath towel! !

Cover your face silently.

The appearance of Yinshi scares Tufang's mind into a flash, and he really did that!

Today, my mind is full of silver-white natural curls all day long, and I am in a trance, so that I even forget to bring bath towels and panties in when I take a bath. I thought it was okay to live alone, but who knew this guy suddenly Do a surprise attack! ! ! !How could you not care!asshole! !Natural volume!

inside the room.

Hijikata put on his panji and clothes in a panic.

This formation is very similar to how it was when I got up early to participate in military training...

By the time he was fully dressed, he was covered in cold sweat again. It felt like the bastard's natural curls appeared, and the shower was wasted.

With a helpless sigh, Tufang walked out of the house.

"I'm talking about you. Do you have anything urgent to come to my house at night?"

Although they were able to talk normally, suspicious blushes appeared on the faces of both of them tacitly.

Yinshi turned his back and glanced at Hijikata from the corner of his eye, seeing that he was fully dressed, he was relieved, took out the key from his pocket and threw it over.

Tufang caught the flying object without hesitation, and when he saw that it was the spare key of his home, a crossroads popped up on Tufang's face. .

"You bastard, who taught you to return the key at night!"

"Because I can't meet you much during the day! You weren't at home when I came here during the day the day before yesterday, so I thought you must be at home at night, Ah Yin."

"Even so! You shouldn't have come at night!"

The two argued.

Yinshi has the meaning of justifying, while Tufang is inseparable from the big night in the three sentences, and the implication is to blame Yinshi for the big night assault.

Yin Shi rolled his eyes, feeling unhappy.

"You are really narrow-minded, Ah Yin, didn't I just take a look at your body? You have what I don't, Ah Yin?!"

【Meow. 】

Before Yinshi could speak, a black cat lazily walked between them. Seeing the two owners quarrel so fiercely, Yinshi was a little unhappy.

[What are you doing, stupid cat. 】

Yinshi, who was on the right fire, also glared at Yinshi. Yinshi, who had never been glared at by Yinshi, was taken aback for a while, but soon behaved like a late rebellious stage-grabbing up and grabbing people randomly with his claws, As for where it caught it, it doesn't know.

By the time it stopped, Yin Shi's face was already black and blood-stained, and when this red and white face appeared it was very scary/meow/woof.

Yinshi never thought that he would be attacked by this cat, did he really have menopause?Yinshi slowly caressed his face, and finally his hair exploded due to the pain.

【look!You stupid cat!What a good thing you have done to write! !Ah Yin, I don't want you anymore! !I won't come to see you anymore! 】

A certain silver-white natural curly growled loudly at a fat black cat.

Yinshi was stunned by the yelling, and when he heard the owner said that he didn't want it anymore, and he wouldn't come to see it anymore, tears of fear overflowed from his watery cat eyes.

At this time——

A big warm hand touched it gently and hugged it.

"Natural curly, don't scare it, it's getting old, can you treat your pet well?"

"Mouth! It doesn't treat me well!"

Sometimes it is not a good thing to be able to communicate with animals. Are there few examples of him being attacked by animals since he was a child?

Gintoki retorted, looking unwilling to reconcile, and after such an incident, Hijikata had already forgotten the unhappiness just now. The two scratches on Yinshi's left cheek looked like a cat's face, he held back his smile.

He thought that he must not let this guy look in the mirror, otherwise he felt that he would throw the black cat out on impulse.

"Come and sit down, let me help you treat the wound."

Tu waved at Yinshi, a rare tenderness.

It just so happened that Yinshi was also the kind of person who took the soft but not the hard, so he obediently walked over and sat next to Tufang.This kind of situation... seems to have happened before, and suddenly remembered that it was because of a pair of red eyes that he was bitten by his dog, now? ...

So close……

Hijikata's face suddenly approached, disturbing Yinshi's thoughts.

……

Think about it later, the situation is not right, he came to pay back the keys and collect debts, how did it become this situation? !

Yinshi frowned, and was about to say something when Hijikata spoke first.

"Actually, I've been wanting to ask for a few days..."

There was a pause in the conversation, and Tufang picked up the band-aid, and stuck him onto Yinshi's fair face piece by piece.

"Why did you stop provoking halfway through the provocation?"

Yinshi felt that what Tufang said was inexplicable, what to provoke and not to provoke, how dare he (?) provoke the deputy chief of the government's special police station as a good citizen?Thinking of this, Yin Shi laughed. "Mr. Duochuan, what you said is wrong."

The local party finally understood.

Sakata Gintoki is a jobless vagrant + rogue citizen + lawless three "no" people. The most taboo when dealing with people like him is to talk about things seriously, reach out and grab a certain natural roll by the collar and pull him in a strong way Coming over, Tufang kissed Yinshi without saying a word.

He now wonders if it is too late for him to act now!

【Meow. 】

The cat on the side silently covered its eyes with its paws. It also has a deep understanding of the estrus period of creatures, so it should walk away at this time...

Um.I go.

Yinshi thought to himself, but it was inevitable to hear some conversations and sounds that shouldn't be heard. After all, the house is not big enough, and the sound insulation effect is not as good as imagined.

Silver Guy: More strings!Isn't it illegal for the police to rape someone?

Black guy: I just kissed it, there is no rape!

Silver guy: Rape starts with kissing.

Black guy: Don't push me! !

Silver-white guy: Hey hey hey...

Silvery guy: Duo Duo Duo, I'm kidding...Huh?This posture is wrong! What a string!Ah Yin, why am I below? Hey!

Black guy: Who cares about you!

……

A certain cat covered her face, walked outside silently, and closed the door.

I accidentally saw another one outside the door.

【Why are you here. 】

[It's too noisy inside, I want to sleep. 】

……

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