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However, Tang Bu's brain circuits after mental disorders are always different from ordinary people.

As soon as he got home, Tang Bu pulled Kan Qingzhou into the bedroom very seriously and closed the door, saying: "Pick up your butt."

Kan Qingzhou: "...??"

Tang Bu: "Daddy is going to spank his ass!"

These words are really pornographic no matter how they sound.

Kan Qingzhou took Tang Bu into his arms: "Do you want to go to the movies?"

Tang Bu was very vigilant: "Are you changing the subject to avoid punishment?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

After the two looked at each other for a while, Kan Qingzhou was finally defeated: "I was wrong, so you can do whatever you want in the future, okay?"

Tang Bu nodded with some relief after hearing this: "Well, the best children are those who know their mistakes and can correct them."

Kan Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the little tiger Tang Bu was easy to coax.

But in the next second, Tang Bu said: "Then I say now that I want to spank your ass, so you can stick it out."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tang Bu became a little impatient when he saw Kan Qingzhou holding him for a long time without responding: "Didn't you just say that you will listen to whatever I say in the future? You have not been obedient for three seconds?"

Kan Qingzhou was silent for a second, and said wittily: "There is strawberry cake in the refrigerator, do you want to eat it? I'll get it for you."

Tang Bu's eyes lit up, and he gave up the last topic in an instant and said excitedly: "Okay!"

Then he seemed to feel that agreeing too quickly was a bit detrimental to his dignity, so he added awkwardly: "I don't want to eat it! As the king of beasts, how could I like to eat something sweet and greasy like strawberry cake? I don’t like to eat, I really don’t like to eat at all!”

Kan Qingzhou laughed: "I want to eat, can I get it?"

Tang Bu liked his way of life, so he snorted arrogantly and said meanly: "Really, your son who is the king of beasts likes to eat strawberry cake is not ashamed at all. Learn from Dad."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

When Kan Qingzhou brought the cake to Tang Bu's bedroom, Tang Bu was kneeling on the bed and fiddling with his shirt, not knowing what he was doing.

Kan Qingzhou put the cake on the bedside table and asked, "What are you doing?"

Tang Bu looked up at him and said, "It's time to drink milk."

"Drink milk? Do you want to drink milk?" Kan Qingzhou was a little confused. Doesn't Tang Bu dislike drinking milk?

Tang Bu shook his head: "I said it's time for you to drink milk."

"What... what?"

Tang Bu continued: "Only by drinking more milk can I grow as strong as my father and become the king of beasts in the future."

Kan Qingzhou silently glanced at Tang Bu's flat stomach and slender arms without saying a word.

Tang Bu suddenly lifted up his shirt, then tilted his head with a simple face and said to him: "Drink."

Kan Qingzhou: "!!!"

This progress seems to be a bit magical. After he found out that Tang Bu was insane, he seemed to be trying to do some unhealthy things all the time.

"You..." Kan Qingzhou hurriedly pulled down his shirt after just one glance, and at the same time moved his eyes to the side, "Don't you want to eat strawberry cake? Eat it quickly...or it will get cold soon It doesn't taste good...ah no, eat it."

What the hell is he talking about?

Tang Bu frowned, as if he had a headache: "Why are you so disobedient?"

Kan Qingzhou: "...Stop making trouble, Tang Bu, I'll feed you cake."

Tang Bu was thinking about a very serious question while eating the cake handed over bit by bit, what should he do if his son doesn't like to drink milk?

Kan Qingzhou fed him the cake and said, "Do you want to go to the movies?"

Tang Bu looked up at Kan Qingzhou, his tone seemed disgusted: "Why are you so boring?"

None... Bored watching movies?

"Then go to the aquarium?"

"It's useless...wait a minute," Tang Bu's eyes suddenly lit up, "Aquarium?"

"Ah."

Tang Bu seemed to have thought of something happy, stood up from the bed and said excitedly: "Go, go!"

Kan Qingzhou, who was suddenly stood up by Tang Bu and covered his face with cream: "..."

Tang Bu also realized that he seemed a little too excited, he licked his lips in embarrassment: "That... Dad... Dad didn't mean it."

Kan Qingzhou endured it: "It's okay, I'll go wash my face."

"Hey wait," Kan Qingzhou grabbed Tang Bu by the corner of his clothes as soon as he turned around and said, "It's such a waste."

Kan Qingzhou really didn't expect Tang Bu to be a good tiger in society who saves food.

Tang Bu continued: "Come here, I'll just lick it for you."

Kan Qingzhou: "?!"

Tang Bu tugged at the corner of his clothes again: "Get closer to me."

Kan Qingzhou thought for a while, and he felt that it was wrong to waste food, so sensibility overcame rationality, and he took a step forward involuntarily.

Tang Bu: "Close your eyes."

Kan Qingzhou closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly.

"Okay!" Tang Bu took a step back and looked at his result with satisfaction and clapped his hands, "It's clean."

Kan Qingzhou touched the saliva on his face and saw Tang Bu sticking out the tip of his tongue and licking the cream off the corner of his mouth.

Bang bang bang.

Kan Qingzhou felt that she had a heart attack.

He hurried to the bathroom in a panic.

When he came out of the bathroom more than half an hour later, he saw that Tang Bu had already changed his clothes and was ready to go out: "Why are you so slow? Hurry up, I can't wait to eat... Ah no, I'm going to the aquarium!"

Kan Qingzhou: "I remember you didn't have much interest in the aquarium before, why are you so excited now?"

Tang Bu obediently put on his seat belt and said with a smile, "Just happy!"

Kan Qingzhou also laughed, Tang Bu was happy and he was happy too.

However, it turns out that Kan Qingzhou was too happy too early.

He looked at Tang Bu who was lying on the glass like a child watching the school of fish swimming in surprise as soon as he entered, and planned to take out his mobile phone to take a picture of him from behind.

After the back shot, Kan Qingzhou planned to take a frontal shot of Tang Bu: "Tang Bu, turn around."

But Tang Bu didn't respond.

"Tang Bu?" Kan Qingzhou put down his phone strangely to look at Tang Bu.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you can see that Tang Bu is sticking out his tongue and licking the glass!

He hastily pushed Tang Bu's head aside: "What are you doing?!"

Tang Bu's head was controlled and his eyes kept looking in that direction: "Let go of me! Let me go! I want to eat fish! Lots and lots of fish! Come on."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

So tigers are cats that like to eat fish?

Tang Bu felt his saliva flow out: "Fish! Fish! Fish!"

From time to time, there are strange eyes around.

Kan Qingzhou hurriedly covered his mouth: "It's raw, it's not tasty, I'll cook it for you when I go back, okay?"

"No no no, I want to eat fish now," Tang Bu sighed while answering Kan Qingzhou's words, "My God, is this heaven? Why are there so many fish?"

Kan Qingzhou realized that he had made a mistake. He absolutely should not have brought the insane Tang Bu to any public place.

Kan Qingzhou: "There is a restaurant in front, shall we eat there?"

But Tang Bu was so stubborn that he wanted to die: "I don't want it, let go of Dad! You unfilial son!"

Kan Qingzhou felt that the eyes of the people around him were able to adapt to this situation, and he said calmly: "The restaurant has mandarin fish with pine nuts, fish with pickled vegetables, fish with five willows, etc. Are you sure you don't want to go?"

Tang Bu turned his head and secretly swallowed his saliva: "Where is it? Where is it? Take me there!"

Kan Qingzhou quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and when he arrived at the restaurant, Tang Bu waved his big hand at the waiter and said domineeringly: "Give me a piece of all the fish here!"

Kan Qingzhou looked at him: "Can you finish eating?"

Tang Bu raised his legs and folded his arms: "Are you questioning Dad?"

Kan Qingzhou: "...No, you can order it if you want."

The waiter next to him smiled and said yes when he heard this title, but shook his head in his heart, alas, the young people nowadays are so honorable and upright.

Tang Bu suddenly thought of something and pointed at the school of fish swimming behind the glass, "By the way, I'll catch a few live ones here and send them up. I want the one that looks the best. It looks delicious. .”

The waiter was stunned for a second, and she suspected that she had heard it wrong: "First... sir?"

Kan Qingzhou rushed to the rescue: "He's joking, just use these."

The waiter smiled awkwardly: "Yes sir."

Before the fish was served, Tang Bu's eyeballs would be glued to the glass next to him while he was waiting.

Afraid that he would lick it up again, Kan Qingzhou hurriedly said: "Be patient, the food will be served in a while."

Tang Bu wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of his mouth, slapped the table and made a big decision: "I've decided that I'm going to live here in the future!"

Kan Qingzhou: "This... isn't our decision a bit hasty?"

Tang Bu pointed at Kan Qingzhou regardless and said, "You, buy this place for Dad."

Kan Qingzhou slightly supported her forehead.

"What's the matter?" Tang Bu looked a little dissatisfied when he looked at him, "Dad shit and piss raised you up, what's wrong with buying an aquarium for dad?"

Kan Qingzhou: "Sorry, maybe your son doesn't have this ability."

Tang Bu opened his eyes wide: "My son is so worthless?"

The worthless Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Whiteboard——

Tang Bu: I even took the initiative to lift my clothes and you actually pushed me away in the end?Put Kan Qingzhou's bad luck on the public screen! (Dang is angry)

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