open a zoo at home

Zhang Wen quickly bought two rabbits, short-eared pet rabbits, one black and one white, plus cages and feed.

Kan Qingzhou saw that the heads of the two rabbits were about to explode: "Why did you buy two?"

Is one still not enough?

But Tang Bu was very satisfied, he opened his mouth and exaggerated Zhang Wen: "Not bad."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and glared at Kan Qingzhou: "What are you talking about? A rabbit is enough for me... Ah no, is it enough for you to train?"

Kan Qingzhou was silent for a while and waved her hands to let Zhang Wen go out first.

Zhang Wen retreated tremblingly while thinking in his heart, it seems that the president's wife's opinion will prevail in the future.

Tang Bu pointed to Kan Qingzhou: "Son, don't look at the computer, Dad will teach you to hunt."

Kan Qingzhou: "...I don't want to."

Tang Bu frowned: "Why don't you make progress at all, you think about playing computer every day?"

Unmotivated Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tang Bu clapped his hands and put his feet on the ground while rubbing his feet on the ground. He looked at the white rabbit standing and looking around sharply and said, "It's best to catch this kind of stupid rabbit. You can see clearly." Let's not be anxious about Dad's actions, just go after one shot...Okay! It's now!"

After Tang Bu finished speaking, he suddenly rushed towards the rabbit in front of him.

Kan Qingzhou was taken aback, and it was too late to stand up and try to stop her.

The white rabbit tilted its head and glanced at Tang Bu, then ran away nimbly on all fours.

Tang Bu jumped to nothing, and at the same time, his nose hit the fake tree in the office.

"Hmm..." Tang Bu sat up and covered his sore nose that had been hit with tears in his eyes.

The black rabbit also noticed the situation here, he jumped up and ran around Tang Bu a few times, as if laughing at his stupid behavior.

Tang Bu: "..."

Kan Qingzhou hurriedly squatted down and took his hand: "Does it hurt? Is there a nosebleed?"

Tang Bu felt that his dignity as a father had been challenged. He shook his head and covered his nose with a muffled voice: "I just hit the tree on purpose, that was Dad showing you the wrong hunting posture..."

Before Tang Bu finished speaking, Kan Qingzhou pulled his hand away. He was slightly relieved when he saw that Tang Bu really didn't have a nosebleed.

Tang Bu continued: "Listen to the real posture, first of all..."

Tang Bu's voice stopped abruptly.

Because he saw Kan Qingzhou reach out and pick up the black rabbit who was gloating next to him by his ears.

Tang Bu: "..."

The rabbit hung up in the air in a daze, and then frantically flapped its hind legs.

Kan Qingzhou put the rabbit down and said, "No need to teach, I will."

Tang Bu: "This... this... this is definitely because this black rabbit is too stupid!"

Kan Qingzhou hugged Tang Bu and couldn't help but said, "That's not as stupid as you."

Tang Bu: "???"

Three seconds later, Tang Bu began to struggle violently. While struggling, he shouted: "Kan Qingzhou, you are an unfilial son, you actually said that about your father! You...you are going to piss me off!"

Kan Qingzhou sealed his lips again.

Tang Bu: "???!!!"

Kan Qingzhou: "Be quiet."

Tang Bu: "Kan Qingzhou! I'm warning you, if you dare to...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

After a while, Tang Bu was defeated, and he limply lay on Kan Qingzhou's shoulder without speaking.

Kan Qingzhou rubbed his head: "So good."

"Good sir! With you like this..." Tang Bu suddenly covered his mouth in the middle of his words, "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." I stopped talking.

Kan Qingzhou was very satisfied, he seemed to know how to subdue the noisy Tang Bu.

Tang Bu was frightened by Kan Qingzhou's kiss. He squatted sullenly and watched the little black guy in the cage sniffing the white rabbit's buttocks and poked its buttocks.

The black rabbit immediately turned his head vigilantly.

Tang Bu tugged at his ear: "You idiot."

The black rabbit clicked and bit Tang Bu's hand.

Tang Bu was stunned for a moment, and then felt that his authority had been challenged. How dare a little rabbit dare to bite a tiger?Regardless of the pain, he immediately opened his mouth and bit the black rabbit's chubby body.

Kan Qingzhou looked up and saw that Tang Bu's whole head was stuck into the cage, and the other party was still biting the black rabbit's body, his face turned dark immediately, and he hurriedly stepped forward to pull Tang Bu out, just about to reprimand him He noticed the blood on Tang Bu's finger.

Kan Qingzhou took a deep breath, he felt that he was going to be pissed off by Tang Bu.

And Tang Bu who was pulled out was still turning his head and yelling at the rabbit: "How dare you bite me, you idiot?! I'm going to make you into a spicy rabbit head!"

Kan Qingzhou laughed angrily: "If he bites you, you will bite him?"

Tang Bu became even angrier when he heard the words: "I can't bite him! He ate the hair of my mouth!"

But the black rabbit ignored Tang Bu's provocation, turned around and licked the piece of fur bitten by Tang Bu without even looking at him.

Seeing his actions, Tang Bu was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes: "You still despise me?!"

Kan Qingzhou hurriedly got Tangbula up to prevent the other party from getting angry with a rabbit and killing himself.

He took Tang Bu to the rest room to wash the wound and then took him to the hospital for tetanus.

Along the way, Tang Bu was so angry that he talked about several rabbit cooking methods plausibly.

Kan Qingzhou's tone was a little helpless: "Okay, don't be angry, we'll eat him when we get back, okay?"

Tang Bu said loudly: "I want spicy food!"

"it is good."

Tang Bu, comforted by Kan Qingzhou, finally calmed down.

Kan Qingzhou planned to ask Zhang Wen to send the rabbit back to the pet shop and then buy a piece of rabbit meat. This would kill two birds with one stone, firstly sending the rabbit away and secondly satisfying Tang Bu's request.

Just when Kan Qingzhou was satisfied with his idea, Tang Bu, who returned to the company, was stunned when he saw a plate of steaming rabbit meat on the table.

"This... this..." Tang Bu looked at the empty cage in the corner and said incredulously, "These are those two rabbits?!"

Kan Qingzhou said without changing expression, "Well, I asked someone to cook it."

"I..." Tang Bu stared blankly at the rabbit meat and red pepper on the plate.

Kan Qingzhou patted his head: "Eat it while it's hot."

Tang Bu suddenly turned his head and glared at him: "Kan Qingzhou, I really didn't expect you to be such a cruel person!"

Kan Qingzhou: "...?"

Tang Bu's eyes were a little red: "They... they are stupid and ugly, but, but... they were bouncing just now, now... now..."

Kan Qingzhou was helpless: "Didn't you want to eat theirs?"

Tang Bu glared at him: "Why didn't I see you so obedient at other times? I told you to buy the aquarium, did you buy it?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..." This matter is difficult to pass.

Tang Bu became even angrier as he spoke: "I think you just want to piss me off!"

Kan Qingzhou helped him on the back and didn't speak. He thought it would be better to make Tang Busheng angry and forget about the two rabbits now, so as to avoid trouble in the future.

But Tang Bu snorted and turned around, tremblingly picked out two heads from the plate of rabbit meat and put them on the table solemnly.

Tang Bu took out a wet towel to wipe the oil on the rabbit's head and said, "I'm sorry, little rabbits..."

Kan Qingzhou: "...do you want me to give you three sticks of incense?"

Tang Bu moved his butt a little further away from Kan Qingzhou.

"Tang Bu?"

Tang Bu carefully wrapped the two rabbit heads in tissue paper, then stood up and looked at Kan Qingzhou coldly: "I want to go home."

Kan Qingzhou was a little panicked, he went to pull Tang Bu's hand: "Stop making trouble, we..."

But Tang Bu shook off Kan Qingzhou's hand: "You pay me for the rabbit."

"The rabbit is gone."

"I don't care!" Tang Bu said word by word, "I want you to pay me two identical rabbits, or I will... I will... I will never talk to you again! Yes, I won't talk to you anymore! "

Kan Qingzhou's voice was a little heavy: "Tang Bu, those two rabbits are more important than me?"

The atmosphere was tense for a while.

Tang Bu's eyes turned red suddenly and he said, "That's right! They are more important than you!"

Kan Qingzhou took a deep breath. He felt that he was also infected by Tang Bu's childishness, so he competed for favor with the insane Tang Bu and the two rabbits.

"I didn't kill them. I asked Zhang Wen to send them to the pet shop. I'll bring them to you later, okay?"

Tang Bu rubbed his eyes: "Really?"

"Well, really, I don't lie to you."

"Then why did you kill me just now?"

"I didn't murder you, I just..."

It's just a taste, but Kan Qingzhou can't say it.

Tang Bu smiled happily and hugged Kan Qingzhou: "I knew you were lying to me, don't be jealous, you are the most important thing."

Kan Qingzhou felt that she was really stupid. Originally, Tang Bu needed to be accommodating so as not to be so irritating, but now Tang Bu, who was insane, had to pamper and coax him even more.

When Zhang Wen sent the two rabbits over again, he was quite normal. He could even put down the rabbits calmly and said, "I have nothing to do with me, so I'll go to work first."

Tang Bu looked at the rabbit standing on the table licking his hands with surprise on his face and was about to hug them, but the black rabbit poked his head and jumped out of Tang Bu's clutches dexterously.

Only the white rabbit was hugged by Tang Bu, holding onto Tang Bu's skirt with its small front paws, and remained motionless. Tang Bu couldn't help rubbing his face against his furry body: "I knew you were lucky."

Kan Qingzhou looked at it speechlessly for a while and said, "Don't let them bite you again."

Tang Bu nodded, then took a piece of rabbit meat with his chopsticks and brought it to the white rabbit's mouth: "Do you want to eat it? It's delicious."

The white rabbit stretched out its nose and kissed it, then turned its head uninterested.

Seeing this, Tang Bu put it into his mouth, and he ate it deliberately: "Rabbit meat, don't you like it?"

White Rabbit: "..."

The white rabbit is really obedient to death, staying in his arms without making any noise. Tang Bu felt a little embarrassed after teasing him. He turned his eyes to the black rabbit and gave him the rabbit meat: "Then Do you eat?"

The black rabbit jumped a little farther.

Tang Bu stepped forward aggressively: "Texiang."

The black rabbit bounced around looking for the white rabbit that had been put down, but ignored Tang Bu at all.

Tang Bu suddenly frowned and looked at Kan Qingzhou: "Kan Qingzhou, are you going to find me two fake ones? Why don't they kiss me at all?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..." He thought, these two rabbits were not close to Tang Bu in the first place.

Tang Bu continued to harass the black rabbit: "Don't run away, try it, try it."

Annoyed, the black rabbit clicked and bit Tang Bu's finger again.

Tang Bu's eyes suddenly lit up: "It's you! You are my black rabbit."

Whiteboard——

Black Rabbit: I'm so annoying, I really despise Tang Bu, who can take him away? ? !

Today's hot topic - #Shock!A certain guy pissed himself off to death because he was angry with a rabbit! #

Tang Bu stomped angrily: I have doubted the authenticity of your hot spots for a long time! ! !

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Rabbit's ears are very sensitive and fragile, so don't pick up the ears when carrying a rabbit.

Counter-example teaching: Kan Qingzhou.